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>mouthfeel

>> No.11179910

>whomst are you quoting?

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>>11179713
Exquisite

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>>11179713
>texture and mouth feel doesn't exist
>proceeds to take cooked meal and blend it
>mmmm gRyaonssssssss
>yfw

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>>11179713
>Free range
>Gluten free
>Semi-dry
>Artisan
>Activated
>Umami
>Himalayan rock salt
>Cruelty free

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>>11179986
>farm to table
>locally sourced
>fair trade
>homestyle
>kombucha

>> No.11180035

>forks over knives
>non GMO

>> No.11180048

>>11179713
wow, fuck you plebs.

I am a sommelier

>> No.11180060

If mouthfeel doesn't exist, then what is the term of the disgusting slimy feeling of tomatoes in my mouth?

>> No.11180064

>>11179986
I want to make a restaurant that sells adjectives.
Like you'd stare at the menu for a long time before you realize there are no actual items.

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>>11180060
Autism

>> No.11180069

Lol at all these flyovers who don’t care where their food comes from.

>> No.11180072

>>11180060
slimy

>> No.11180361

>smashed

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>>11180069

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>>11179939
FUCKKING BASEEEED GRAYONS POSTER

>> No.11180394

>>11179713
LOL bet you were looking for any excuse to use that brainlet wojak xD

>> No.11180688

>>11180060
texture, its always been texture

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>>11179713
>this is me on a plate

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>>11180064
Haha, I read xkcd too fellow smartposter

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>>11179986
SH-SHUT UP. I HAVE AN ACTUAL GLUTEN ALLERGY.

>> No.11181257

>>11181246
>I'm trying to trick tryhards into buying pseudo-cleversounding plain shit

I wonder if he's aware of the irony

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>>11181250
of course you do, sweaty