/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Thanks for reminded me to go pick figs anon.It's mostly wasps, honeybees and june bugs that eat ours.
I love when they are barely overripe and starting to ferment. They take on a buttery/honey like aroma that tastes amazing.

>>11176559
kek

>>11176550
Kinda looks like a bumhole.

>>11176550
Bird did not do this.
That's a very characteristic exit hole from a figwasp bursting out of the fruit.
You just be glad you weren't eating the thing at the time.

>>11176550
FUCKING BIRD'S ASSHOLE

>that's a nice fig tree you got here in the yard...be a shame if something were to happen to it....

>>11176550
Thanks for feeding us, OP!
That's real nice of you.

Birds are important.

banti

>>11177742
Get the heck out of here with that rude talk.

>>11177777
yeeted and deleted

>>11177777
BAVI
checked.

>>11177777

>>11177777
BAVI quints
Your move, BANTI. :^)

>>11177777
>/s4s/ gets the quints
BANTI

>>11177543
Those things are deadly to all fruits and berries. Just as soon as my blueberries were almost ready to pick this year, those bastards stripped them.

>>11177777
Man, I didn't know we were that close to a get. I won't apologise, thouh.

>>11177817
It's usually starlings here in Denmark.
Beautiful birds on their own really, but they swarm like fucking locust.

>>11177817
>Those things are deadly to all fruits and berries.
Nah....they're just avid gardeners and are spreading the seed of your plants for you so you'll have more some day. You should be thankful.

ayyy mayne you got some muffugen french fries or some bread I can have, please mayne I gots keeds to feed

>>11176559
Underrated

>>11176550
ethylene glycol soaked sunflower seeds are your friend

>>11178181
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>11178593
>Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated?
Because it's underrated.
>Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it?
Yes.
>Are you delusional?
Negative.
>Are you reading replies that are nonexistant?
No.
>Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
I won't.

>>11176550
could've been a squirrel or rat.

>>11178609
>>Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it?
>Yes.
Literally where, you shitposting nigger?

>>11176550
>grows figs.
>doesn't have bird netting.
public education.

>>11178636
>Literally where, you shitposting nigger?
In your heart of hearts.

>>11176550
FUCKING BIRDS ASSHOLES!!!

>>11178593

>>11176559
Good post

>>11178663
So you admit you're a dumb faggot shitposting for attention?

>>11178679

>>11178694
>So you admit you're a dumb faggot shitposting for attention?
Nah..

>>11178593
>>11178609
which is more reddit i cant decide?

>>11178703
reddit meaning???

>>11177777
>low-key titleist shill

>>11176550
See: >>>/out/1353212