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I'm going on a picnic with a young lady for the first time in a long time, I'm quite nervous but also quite excited. What should I bring? I've got a large wicker basket that I can pack.

>> No.11164647
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>> No.11164651

>>11164633
endive
prosciutto
baguette
rope
a nice white wine
shovel
olives

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>>11164647
>4chanx

>> No.11164661

>>11164651
She doesn't drink.

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>>11164633
...How young?

>> No.11164686

>>11164685
18.

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This shit right here is a bonafide panty dropper.

>> No.11164698

enjoy your meat-allergy induscing tics

>> No.11164705

>>11164696
She doesn't drink.
>>11164698
What?

>> No.11164712

pepperoni pizza

>> No.11164713

>>11164705
>She doesn't drink.

She will drink this. I promise.

>> No.11164716

>>11164705
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblyomma_americanum#Meat_allergy

>> No.11164726

>>11164713
idk, this is our first date and I don't want to try pressing her with alcohol when she's said she doesn't drink already. Maybe if the relationship goes further. Thanks for the tip.
>>11164716
I don't live in the US or Mexico

>> No.11166543

Beer, summer sausage, crackers, and a condem.

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>>11164726
>first date
>picnic
zoomers are truly hopeless

>> No.11166614

>>11164633
some testosterone you fucking faggot

>> No.11168903

>>11164661
but does she dig holes and tie knots?

>> No.11168928

>>11164633
Several McChicken sandwiches.

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>>11164633
I got you nigga

https://www.fortnumandmason.com/products/the-ultimate-banquet-picnic?taxon_id=2067

But really just look at their hampers and scale down in price. So instead of that grand cru wine, you buy something more economical.
Remember picnics should not be super filling, and women especially don't like eating a lot first few dates.

But booze is essential, get them comfortably drunk or "buzzed" as they like to say then have enough food to satiate hunger.

>> No.11168973

>>11164633
A couple of roofies. Typical stuff like cold hot dogs. Chewing gum, preservatives.
Find an unseen spot, play they imaginary violin and do your thing.

>> No.11169011

>>11164633
Just smack her senseless and raw-dog her, mate.