/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11159636
Stuff like that is pretty much just a store gimmick, but they will make them. They can make it to order just as easy as anything else.

>>11159730
Do Americans really?........

>>11159636
And in reality, it looks like this.

>>11159748
Looks more appetizing than the playdough shit ass picture, but the question of HOW DO YOU FUCKING EAT IT always arises with burgers like these.

>>11159752
with your mouth.

>>11159636

>>11159752
>HOW DO YOU FUCKING EAT IT
You bring it to an adult and let them cut it into smaller pieces for you.

>>11159748
Looks terrible

>>11160089
You yanks are retarded

it'd be better if they did another onion and lettuce layer halfway up the stack

>>11159636
Assuming you are the monstrous pit of human misery that would consider eating such a thing, that seems like a pretty good deal. Its like the same price as two 5 guys burgers.

>>11160509
those yanks are clown shoes stupid

>>11159636
>COMBO $24.99

"yeah, I'll need a medium fry on the side of that"

>>11160634
"I'll take that with a diet coke please"

>>11160699
I don't understand why this is a meme?

A 7-Eleven 44 oz Super Gulp Coca Cola (38 oz soda + 6 oz ice) is 512 calories, all from sugar.

A 7-Eleven 44 oz Super Gulp Diet Coca Cola (38 oz soda + 6 oz ice) is close to zero calories calories, none from sugar.

You would laugh at someone ordering a burger like the T-REX and asking for a Big Mac on the side. Why bully people into doing the same thing with brown sugar water?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc39oFfsHq0

>>11159737
Yes to everything. Damn I love freedom.

>>11159748
that looks great compared to most slop ive had at fast food places
think whopper

>>11160863
It's a meme because those 500 calories don't really matter much when you're already eating a fuckload in your food. A person concerned with health/weight (which is implied by ordering the "diet" drink) wouldn't be eating the rest of the food at all.

What makes people do this?

>>11160885
>I already lost both legs in this car crash, so I might as well cut a couple of fingers off as well. I did so much damage to myself, no reason not to harm myself more.

great logic. amazing.

>>11160910
Bad analogy. Nobody chooses to have a car crash. Going to McDonald's is an active choice. A better example would be:
>I'm going to cut my leg off with this chainsaw!
>Whoops, better cut it off one-quarter inch lower!

If you care about your health then why are you even considering eating at mickey dees? If you're stuck eating there for some reason then why not get a salad (no dressing) and water, or some other lesser evil?

>>11160931
Okay. New Analogy.

>I was feeling suicidal, and drove my car into a wall. I already lost both legs in this car crash, so I might as well cut a couple of fingers off as well. I did so much damage to myself, no reason not to harm myself more.

great logic. amazing.

>>11160966
Shitty butthurt ameritard

>>11161082
>shhh no tears now

>>11161091
Literally r*ddit tier. Cringe.

>>11159748
Look at the cheese slices in the advert picture
They literally copy/pasted the same two patties over each other

>>11159636
>>11159748
Is that... Wendy's? I have never seen something so stupid listed on a menu I would have guessed it was a McGangbang sort of thing that only employees know about

>>11161150
dry those angry tears lad

>>11159748
Looks good, not that I would eat it.the idea of having an all meat bite seems too strange despite it being completely normal.

>>11160885
500 calories is 500 calories.

God bless you OP, may this thread trigger europoors and chinks of all walks of life forever.

>>11161275
Its already triggered the defensiveness of Americans

>>11161298
We only know offense Hans

>>11161305
I'm not German tho....

>>11161845
All non-Americans are German you idiot.

>>11160877
Do americans really believe they have freedom?

Why are Americans so bad at banter?

>>11162611
It's considered impolite.

>>11159636
>>11159748
>>11160904

>>11163707
Neglect is where all the flavor comes from.

>>11162611
Americans will do anything except banter.

>>11162611
their brains have been turned to mush by all the saturated fats

>>11162611
Because you can't eat banter.

>>11162611
This

>>11160904
I love how it says American size bun in the near-bottom right

>>11160885
>It's a meme because those 500 calories don't really matter much when you're already eating a fuckload in your food.
I guess if you're eating an extra 1000 calories of your requirement then the soda isn't as much of a concern but 500 calories more is still a lot just from a drink

>>11159636
Burgers that you can't take a bite off should be illegal

>>11163707
desu who cares

>>11163935
I agree

>>11162611
Inferiority complex.

>>11160885
500 calories a day is 50 lbs a year, it’s a huge difference. I lost 100 lbs eating pizza and burgers and whatever I want in moderation. Diet soda soda is a gift from the gods.

>>11160904
>7 patty burger for less than $8
What a deal

>>11162611
we have guns

>>11159748
i would rather just have 4 seperate burgers

>>11165268
>An armed society is a banterless society
Kek

>>11165279
school shooting is the banter friend

>>11159636
>be me
>eat this t rex
>on my way out of the restaurant
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>11159748
Looks much better than the ad tbqh.

>>11160885
>those 500 calories don't really matter much when you're already eating a fuckload in your food.
Just how many thousands of calories are you already consuming in a single sitting for 500 more to not "really matter much"? Even if you gorged on a 5,000 calorie meal that's still a 10% cut which is a not-insignificant reduction.

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>>11159636
You can actually get this at any Wendy's as a "secret menu" type deal. When I worked there only 1 guy ever ordered one and it's a real pain in the ass to make and wrap up.

>>11159748
looks good

i'd never be able to eat the whole thing in one sitting and it is generally ridiculous, but still looks delicious

>>11159737
most will do it as a joke order or some shit for social media and never eat it all

>>11166204
>as a "secret menu" type deal
Does a "secret menu" even exist? Every time I see them mentioned it always boils down to "order two of something and beg the clerk to mush them together for you".

>>11159752
Like an ear of corn

>>11165741
if you posted this earlier in the thread you would have gotten many replies

>>11159752
I got a four patty burger once. I was encouraged by a tiny girl who told me about how amazing they are and how she gets them every time.
As soon as she got hers she split it with her boyfriend.
Bitch if you were eating half anyway why didn't you just recommend the double?

It was good, but so unwieldy I would have enjoyed a double more.

>>11164855
>Diet soda soda is a gift from the gods.
Maybe if it didn't taste like shit. Bang however is fucking great.

>>11159748
looks quite nice actually

>>11160910

you lost your legs to diabeetus you idiot

Is it true that the square shape makes the meat taste better?

>>11168585
They cook faster.

>>11168591
Yeah, but I heard that they actually make the meat *taste* better.

>>11168614
You can sear them better and that adds to the flavor. With White Castle burgers they are so thin you are eating nothing but two seared sides.

>>11168620
White Castle isn't real, dude.

>>11168614
You're thinking of the holes, those actually do make it taste better

>>11165268

>>11168664
Don't tell me this. I don't need this shit, not today.

>>11168716

>>11159748
That looks good as fuck

>>11160904
Marketing.