/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11149004
He does this every month, just ignore it

>>11149004
he wants to have a serious history channel rather than have silly shit sprinkled in.

>>11149009
This, he's essentially running into the existential crises that people watch for the food, not the history shit. And it chaps his ass.

Then he see's how much money he makes shilling his fucking catalog and swallows his pride and cooks a goddamn biscuit

>>11149009
How to ruin your youtube channel 101. Get mad at what your viewers want to see because it's not the way it's meant to be viewed

>>11149017
He's essentially a fucking geek, after all. And now normies are crowding into his space. He'd fit in here

he phones shit in because the videos are just to get product out there. people who actually know about history call him on blatant errors. he's a cuck. when he gets the slightest amount of push back he takes things down since the illusion that his company has expertise and isn't just a corny haberdashery is worth more than the advertisement being up.

>>11149037
What has he gotten wrong?

>>11149061
he thinks the new world was discovered by Christopher Columbo

>>11149070
*Columbus
Now answer the question

>>11149012
>>11149017
he can easily do both as you can see when he had the black guy on or other larpers. Why he chooses to push away from some of this shit is beyond me.

>>11149088
if I don't give you an answer it won't make him any more knowledgeable. if people pin you down and demand answers to when they lied to you it doesn't make them honest, James.
while cooking he constantly just fills in blanks and guesses, he cut trees wrong, he thinks black men got to sleep in the master bedroom, he sells products with glass in them, and no not *columbus, he thinks Christopher Columbo discovered america.

>>11149007
That is literally the only other time he's done it.

>>11149088
No anon I don't think this was a typo. Now.. just.. just one more question

>>11149108
>he thinks black men got to sleep in the master bedroom
He thinks there was cuckold in the colonies?

>>11149004
You.
You are his problem.

All he wants to do is make fun videos about historical reenactment and y'all just keep bullying him because he made a video about orange flavored dessert one time.

>>11149112
No, he's had politics meltdowns twice. First from orange fool, and then this later because of some other shit. This is bitch fit 3

>>11149120
That will never not be funny.
>Mt. Vernon has orange trees
>they make an orange fool, an old fashioned slushie
>trumplekins lose their SHIT

>>11149125
>trumplekins lose

hasn't happened yet sweaty, have a nice Thanksgiving 2018, make sum that Red Wave cranberry sauce for me

>>11149139

>>11149125
It was a nice false flag that didn't last. Right my fellow MAGA?

Fucking retard

>>11149139
>>11149151
seething

>>11149118
there were, the french code noire covers the rights and privileges of slave/master bastards... this thing he has with the black cook is an entirely unnatural and other affair

Is this guy still ass blasted about the orange fool 2 years after the fact?

>>11149566
I think by now he realizes Trump isn't going to be impeached now matter how much he tries and is given up.

Hey guys this is the "orange fool" .
OMG guys why are you making this political

>>11149004
Did you even watch the video, brainlet? He literally explains what the problem is.

>>11149117

I'm getting pretty tired of your questions, Lieutenant

>>11149121
>"Political meltdown"
The only people having the political meltdown are the narcissistic low IQ /pol/edditors attacking him for every little thing they merely think is an insult to their beliefs.

>>11149850
I'm going to do an orange fool OC thread next president's day if the orange fool is still in office just to cause large numbers of /pol/tards to have aneurysms.

>>11149935
Always fun to see the 12 year old embarrass themselves in fits of rage over retarded shit.

>>11149975
it was her turn damnit, we're on the wrong side of history now

>>11149023
This. Makes his living full time LARPing as a late 1700s Colonist,lives in a log cabin,any money he does make goes into custom made period cooking implements and unironically eats shit like pemmican. Of course he's gonna get mad at /pol/ or whoever spamming his comments.
I watched a video of his where he said that YT and the internet in general made him feel like a sellout because it intruded on his 1700s LARP.

>>11149117
mr. solve yo crime

>>11149928
^

>>11149117
Colombo and Monk best detectives.

>>11149004
Half of his videos are him crying and apologizing for some non-issue. I wish he'd just go back to making comfy stuff.

>>11149004
He sounds so stressed in this video that I almost didn't recognise his voice at first. I'm honestly worried about him. I think the orange fool saga might have done more damage than we thought.

>>11149120
This. OP is a faggot /pol/ poster who posts this shit every week/month.

>>11151518
Thanks for the bump, skippy. See you next time.

>>11149004
he got raided by Trumptards who thought "Orange Fool" was directed at their idiot king

nigga is from indiana and probably voted for the idiot, it baffles the mind

Obviously it was, it'd require like 4 accidental coincidences at the same time for it not to be. And that just doesn't happen.

>that one butthurt leftie who gets blown the fuck out on /pol/ so he posts about /pol/ on other boards every chance he gets

>>11151546
I don't bump threads, kid.

https://youtu.be/YIi1bjl_iqE

trumptards btfo

>>11152037
I never got into his channel because he's a shit cook and substitutes half of the traditional ingredients for modern substitutes, even though he has all traditional costumes and shit, but I definitely gained some respect for the guy here. That was almost painful to watch, how he was just trying to hold back saying, "fuck off you drumpfkins, you're so fucking stupid!" All while knowing that he'd lose half of his fan base if he even mentioned Trump. Honestly it's fucking sad.

>>11149928
This. Townsend is based.

>>11152037
>makes a blatant faux pas
>h-how dare you guys turn on me...!
this guy needs his testosterone checked. he's definitely getting too much soy

At the time the British were making this good food, they were raping women from India. There is your politics.

>>11149139

>>11149004
god his wife is actually pretty fuckable

>>11152800
kids are a lighter shade than I expected

>>11152094
He explains the reason behind the substitution of ingredients, which is my kind of guy.

>>11151662
That /pol/tard who feels the need to post about /pol/ shit on cooking boards

Why even watch this shit? If you want how to fell a tree and the like watch someone good, like that based canook Joe Robinet. Dude goes camping in the wilderness and cooks on his own with his dog and its max comfy.

>>11152836
oh really? what were you expecting, anon? did you think that a colonial historian from fucking heartland Indiana was gonna adopt a fuckload of brown and black chdren because you've dreamed up the image of him as some self-flagellating cuck? even though every conceivable piece of evidence points to the contrary? is that maybe what you had in mind?

>>11153232
no he was implying that Townsend is a cuck who fetishizes dark-skinned men impregnating his wife

>>11153011
>Everyone that hurts my feelings online is /pol/

Oh boy, another /r/pol thread!

>>11149004
What in the fuck is the point of this thread?
A guy took down a video that has nothing at all to do with food because he wasn't satisfied it was educational enough. Alright cool.

we made a video explaining taking down a video nobody watched. every time.

hmm

>>11154774
Drumpfkins are so gung-ho about the ticket they bought for this sinking ship that there's probably going to be a wave of mass suicides when the orange fool is getting his shit pushed in in a cell.

>>11154810
>implying trump has a butthole

>>11154821
He has two. Eric and Don Jr.

>>11154810
Didn't a lot more crybabies kill themselves when he won?

>>11154810
Quit boomerposting on my cooking board

>>11153232
>adopt
that is not what I was implying about the fop

>>11153254
But it's true,

He needs that morbidly obese black gay Jewish man to take over and teach him about intersectionality and how white america culturally appropiated the cuisines of PoC. (Michael Twitty if your bicurious)

>>11149012
lel'd

Why do cuckold fetishists project their weird shit onto everyone remotely popular? Do they ever go outside and see just how weird their obsession is, and how little it's actually present in the world? I bet most of them are virgins anyways, why the fuck aren't they killing themselves yet? Isn't this blatantly broken mindset enough of a push?

>>11149117
>>11149923
based

>>11155248
Why do you care about the sex lives of consenting adults, Mohammed?

>>11155264
What sex lives, the whole point is that they're not fucking. You can't just say you have a sex life because you're a pervert.

>>11149004
autism. it's no wonder his son hates him.

>>11149012
this is also true. "why we took the video down" is basically him making excuses about how he had fun during a video and that's not realistic, therefore...

except lumberjacks and home builders were having fun when they could, and even worked sauced on white dog. he's a prim and proper fairy and should work on being a non-bugman.

>>11155271
You clearly don't understand human sexuality or cuckoldry, Ahmed. You don't even understand the term "sex life". Put little Aisha down and find someone your own age.

>>11155248
why project normal sexuality onto the man?
if you were really a fan you'd accept him for who he is

>>11155248
One of the common denominators of /pol/dditors is that they are all cuck fetishists, so they project that onto whoever they dislike. And no, they don't go outside and interact with people irl.

>>11155302
>>>/trash/

>>11149121
>orange fool
Jesus ficking Christ, I hate 2018. You can't make a goddamn dessert without somebody going apeshit - or pretending to, for shits and giggles.

>>11155403
Trumptards are the worst

>>11155403
Is this your first year on the internet? Do you not remember the Obama or Bush 2.0 eras?

I remember watching one of his videos that had outtakes tacked on at the end. The way he reacted after flubbing a line too many times struck me like he didn't enjoy doing any of the stuff he did for his channel and was just kind of slogging through it to make the money.

>>11155434
you think if this historic costume man made oreos there would have been a shit storm?
I don't... liberals don't attack people in fits of rage like that. they are too busy living their own lives ffs.

>>11149004
>guy makes video about cutting down tree
>didn't do it the safest way
>takes video down
>/ck/ starts neo nazi thread
stay classy

I want /pol/eddit to leave

>>11155504
>>/ck/ starts neo nazi thread
Uhhhh, what?

>>11155504
it's frustrating that he has to keep taking down videos due to moral crises

>>11155551
Sorry, got triggered

>>11155537
And you hope to achieve this by posting an image that contains both their favourite subjects?

>>11155463
Fascinating. Tell me more about how liberals are busy living their own lives ffs.

>>11155463
I'm really interested to see the liberals busy living their own lives ffs.

>>11155463
Oh, so sorry. I didn't realize you're 14 and don't remember how Bush was literally Hitler for 8 years in the media.

>>11155571

>>11155434
No attacking people in fits of rage over here

>>11155615
>do you tell him it was obvious bait or just let this happen...?

>>11155630
>of course he's only pretending to be a retarded minor

>>11155571
kek'd

>>11149004
I don't think a single person in this thread watched the video
He took a tree cutting video down because it didn't meet his educational standards
wtf guys

>>11156289
He was reacting to push back again, not that it didn't meet his own exacting standards.

>>11156289
Do you expect /pol/ brainlets to actually watch the video rather than mindlessly bandwagon like a bunch retarded sheep?

>>11156411
We're blessed to have an such a smart person like you to tell us what's what in these tumultuous times. Thank you for being morally and intellectually superior to all the sheeple. We need more allies like you.

>>11149007
This one was because people thought "Orange Fool" (the recipe) was a prod at the president, and not an actual historical dish from the 1800s.

I can't blame him either since that bullshit filled the fucking comments. Usually they're way more positive.

>>11156457
Why does it have to be one or the other? Can't it be both?

Isn't it possible that he chose that specific historical recipe in order to make political commentary?

>>11156463
Not everyone is so deranged they have to think about how to "get back" at the president 24 hours a day, in every facet of life.

>>11156463
yeah anon why couldnt someone in 1786 hated donald drumpf

>>11156474
And because you know the man personally you can state with absolute confidence that he wasn't making a political joke? Or do you just blindly trust your "feelings"?

>>11156485
>guy releases entire video explaining he doesnt want politics on his historical youtube channel and the choice of recipe was not meant to be a political or topical joke in any way
>"YOU CANT KNOOOOW"

Was it autism?

>>11149004
Autism

>>11156491
Sometimes people say things that are not true. Especially when they don't want to alienate a large section of their audience.

>>11156501

Yes I'm sure he's secretly a member of the Fuck Drumpf crowd and a card-holding communist as well. You can go back to 8gag now.

>>11156508
I said nothing like that and I don't believe it. I do think he favors progressive politics and he probably doesn't like Trump very much.

>>11156527
>I do think he favors progressive politics and he probably doesn't like Trump very much.
Not that anon but it sounds like you are merely projecting your soyboy feelings onto him. He has been apolotical so far, and stated as much. Try to look at things objectively in the future, it will help you out in life.

>>11156575
He's good friends with Michael Twitty who is a living embodiment of every /pol/ SJW meme. Twitty isn't friends with people who don't have similar ideological underpinnings.

>>11156607
s-so?
I have lots of b-black SJW friends and I'm not a cuck *beads of sweat*

>>11149004
he legit looks like a pedophile