/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11133773
probably still tastes decent at least if you like alfredo sauce, papa john's tastes like literal garbage.

>>11133773
Eat the damn pizza, nothing wrong with it.

>>11133773
oh no swety, papa johns is racist :)

>>11133785
Look at this shit my dude

>>11133773
>za

>>11133791
show us the order you placed you heathen

>>11133791
What's wrong with it my man?

>>11133792
Make me broseph za” is the patrician term of choice used to style on you filthy pleb scum.

>>11133791
you clearly ordered some rank toppings, so that's what you get.

not keto
or pizza

>>11133773
Next time make your own you fucking faggot

I am the CEO of Domino's and >>11133810 is correct. You order shit, you get served shit.

>>11133829
>actually fucking cooking
>in the year of our lord 2018
>dirtying your hands like a commoner

Look at the fucking retard

>>11133837
>doesn’t even order from a decent local pizza chain
>the order itself is fucking low brow even by trailer trash standards
>proceeds to make a shitty thread about something no one gives a fuck about

Fuck off cletus

>>11133846
Holy fuck bud calm down with
that hater juice.

Dominos are by far usually top notch blessed but it’s clear they’ve fallen short of glory here.

Go back to your masters and cry papa johns damage control shill force

>>11133803

>>11133773
>"Yeah. I said extra extra extra white sauce. No, no cheese."

>*shakes box* "I can't believe Dominos did this to me"

>>11133875
>>11133878
Btfo no sauce requested

>>11133875
so are you going to eat it or what

>>11133890
Well played. is your store staffed by poor people and/or blacks?

>>11133902
I’ll try buddy....

Pray for me as I dive into this culinary abortion.

>>11133875
alfredo sauce on pizza? fuck off you mongoloid piece of shit

>>11133961
Buddy they obviously screwed me I requested no sauce

>>11133773
>dominos
Fitting pizza for your caliber of taste
I dont even eat pizza anymore and I can tell you that it's mountain mikes, papa johns, roundtable, or woodstock.
Never ever do dominos.

>>11133972
>I requested no sauce
i hate myself for replying to this

>dominos
so you live in some hick town?

>>11133875
>alfredo
Fuck you, that's not funny
Everywhere in college towns in the US, engineering students who just want to grab a slice at the dining commons before getting to their dynamics homework are being forced to either get cheese pizza or a much slower dish because of your shit taste. Chicken alfredo is a pasta dish, not a pizza topping, yet they do it for your dumb ass.

>>11133991
Clearly says no pizza sauce on both

They're usually pretty good but I once got a buffalo chicken pizza that was just fucking awful. I have no idea why or how. I still ate it, but man was that one of the few times I generally hated what I got served by a restaurant.

>>11134014
"Pizza sauce" only refers to the red tomato based variety that sensible people put on their pizza. If you don't want alfredo, take off extra alfredo

>>11133875
>alfredo
that's where you fucked up, retard. Now live with it.

>>11133875
>extra alfredo pasta sauce

>>11134045
Fucking brainlet if I say no pizza sauce I mean no sauce.

How is this shit hard for you...

>>11134063
lmao who the fuck orders pizzas with "no pizza sauce" you sound str8 retarded boi

>>11134080
People with taste you savage filth.

By god what do they teach in the schools in your shithole

>>11134063
imagine being this guy, who actually fucking orders from god damn dominos, and actually failing, I repeat, actually fucking failing at ordering god damn mother fucking pizza from fucking dominos

>>11134063
>pizza sauce
What the fuck is pizza sauce? Just say sauce you fucking donkey

>>11133875
>>11133773
Unironically looks and sounds delicious.

>>11134088
I bet you order burgers without "burger meat" too lmao

>>11134096
Imagine being this common of an Ameripleb that not only has he not had za’ without sauce but needs to mention burgers as his culinary master stroke.

>>11133902
>>11133931
Has to drown it in the good stuff to be edible boys...

Dominos delivers again blessed and based af

>>11134119
bet it took a full minute to thesaurus your dumbass vocabulary
>culinary master stroke
stroke this bay-bee

>>11134145

>>11134148
>culinary
>thesaurus
>food and cooking board

Try again brainless...

>>11134165
that's the one right next to the dictionary, sweetie

>>11134145
How did the other people like it?

>>11134190
Good news though I complained to the store and got a free za’ MONEY! HYPE!

Any suggestions plebeian? I’m sure you have a refined palate.

>>11134229
I don't know what you're trying to accomplish here. Go to bed.

>>11134229
>complaining for getting what you ordered
found the brain damaged millenial

>>11134246
Found the senile boomer cuck.

Isn’t it lights out time at the old folks home gramps?

I didn’t get what I wanted fuck dominos.

>>11134259
When's summer vacation over?

>>11133773
Dominoes is very dependent on who's shift it is. Either you get someone who makes a decent pizza or someone who hates their life so much that they'll make a pizza that makes you want to hate their life too

>>11134264
When are you fucking white males dying off flavourless peasant decrepit boomer white trash

>>11134284
Any more buzzwords to throw out there, champ? C'mon, I know you've got it in ya!

>>11134145
We are being trolled.
Everybody just move on.

>>11134293
I just don’t know why you devils think you have superior culinary taste to the race that propagated all of humanity. It’s just entitlement and privilege you racist.

>>11134321
I'm entitled to your privilege, honkey-doodle doo. Ring it up on my EBT boyo!
>btw I'm actually not a nigger. [spoiler]

>>11134341
I actually am on welfare living that neet life I don’t give a fuck cuz shits blessed af

You feel me familia free dominos now hold up white devils how you like me now!?!?!?

>>11134357
I don't like you...

get away from me

>>11134363
Too bad loser white boi you getting cucked as always...

It’s ok though while I’m styling you can cry about building a wall to your orange white people god.

Fucking sloberbuckets...

>>11134373
you cryin throu yo letters boi, you don't need to let that pain fester alone in your broken-ass soul alone

>>11134381
Honestly I don’t know why cumskin mongoloids can’t appreciate spice.

None of these fuckin dumbasses will even have sweet baby rays or sricha in the fridge and it’s a travesty

>>11134388
Both of those are milquetoast condiments in everyone's house, get with the times.

>>11134373
quiet toby.

>>11134396
It’s actually tobey you racist Neanderthal fuck

>>11134407
it is whatever I tell you. Shut your giant lips you unteachable boon.

>>11134413
How do you like that one of your precious white women is about to suck dominos alfredo sauce off my bbc.

How does that make you feel devil

>>11134419
i pity your delusional subhuman ass for being born burnt and dumb.

>>11134424
If you've read up in the thread (or not been completely retarded), you'd see that you're being baited and the other guy is apparently easily amused. Like farting in the bathtub and laughing at the bubbles.

>>11134424
I don’t work for any white man.

Unlike you slaving for Mr Goldstein
But it’s ok wage cuck I’ll let you watch from the corner as Becky blows the bbc

>>11134435
becky is a fat girl name. you are welcome to them. we do not breed mammies

>>11134447
Poor incel white boy.

I breed all the best stock of your inferior race just doing my part to wipe basic people with no respect for spice off the earth

>>11133931
>>11133791
I can't even imagine being able to digest this

>>11134452
boy... we know actual niggers only use computers to throw through windows.

>>11134457
Sad white genetics can only handle bland ass potatoes and chicken breast

>>11134486
you have sickle cells and die at 60 if you survive prison and your own relatives... but, as said above, we all know you are white because you can type.

>>11134500
Lmao white peoples always got to assume they are the only educated people on earth why don’t you actually educate yourself trailer trash

>>11133773
>not making your own pizza
You deserve to be taken advantage of

>>11133773
Wasn’t there a domino commercial about this?

>>11133773
why is it drenched in mayo

>>11134504
you mean as an autodidact? How about you go look that up? We will wait in civilization.

>>11134513
Street knowledge and hustle is way more education than knowing your fucking uncle jack at the firm.

You entitled white trash disgust me

>>11134516
you ashy cocoa butter smelling ignorant fuckwits have never invented anything but monkey fucking and... that's about it. Happy?

>>11134524
Straight ignorance but what can you expect from the “master”race.

You fuckers are ugly and will make me free pizza like the slaves you are tommorow.

I hope it came out of the white wagies paycheque.

>>11134530
i'd be mad if I was black too. We understand you.

>>11134538
It’s definitely the white boys who are upset they are less masculine.

In the sexual marketplace you are forever inferior.

Not to mention you poor bitches don’t know shit about food and actually bother cooking like a servant.

>>11134548
you should be able to convince yourself if you keep babbling. Your mind is very simple. It should work eventually.

>>11134548
why does posting like this amuse you? are you that bored? I was up there like 40 minutes ago and two beers even had me still saying fuck it. go to bed, the slight excitement in getting someone to fall for the weak bait should've sufficed like 6 posts ago.

>>11134558
there is no bait retard... just opportunity to shame blacks that happen by.

>>11134556
Such a smart little doggy obeying my commands

Now bow down to your king white boi

>>11134570
There are no blacks on the internet, kid. Dumb bix nood.

>>11134575
This isn’t your safe space you cumskin snowflake.

We run this fucking board like we run reality.

White will bow forever and serve the black man

>>11133773
oh shit you got hit by the noid

REEEEE HOW DID THIS THREAF DESCEND INTO /pol/ RACE BAITING

>>11134579
it is a troll containment thread from the quick.

>>11134579
I dunno I mean the pizza looks bretty fucking good u guys let’s discuss it

>>11134581
Fug
>>11134586
Looks not bad but he probably paid far too much for it and Alfredo sauce on pizza sounds grim. Maybe a thin scraping of beschemel would be ok. He should phone dominos and get free pizzas instead of crying about it here

>>11133773
Dominos is trash tier at best.

>>11134424
You know peasant your oh so special white woman is scrubbin my dirty za dishes

Enjoy getting cucked incel.

No shame in jerking off to what bbc fucks...

>>11134593
Sounds like the faggot already did complain But yeah it looks decent wouldn’t pay more than $10 for it doe

>>11134639
Ok, this is epic. Whitoids btfo

>>11134579
i just got off a month ban

best thing that ever happened to me

>>11133791
Pizza driver here. If you order anything with mushroomas a spotlight, I know you're a bitch and I handle your product shit.

>>11134701
>employees threatening to handle your food poorly simply because you have patrician taste in pizza toppings
What has this world come to?

>>11134701
Reeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! fuck you!!!!!
Mushrooms are gods topping fucking fag

Did you not order cheese? I think they actually forgot your cheese.

>>11134726
Honestly whites are forgetful fucks so I’m not surprised desu baka senpai

>>11134699
What did you get banned for senpai?

>>11134726
>>11134740
Cheese is the last item on both of his orders, you fucking retards.

>>11133875
Lol this is a funny thread, thanks OP

>>11133773
Kek I've done one of these before.
I'll tell you what happened.
Your delivery driver was racing to your house to deliver your order to your fat ass when someone pulled out in front of him and he had to slam on the breaks.
The 'zas in the passanger seat slid forward and flipped over onto the floorboard of his car.
He picked them back up and finished the delivery without saying a word.

>>11133791
>"I'll have one pizza please"
> okay what toppings would you like?
> cream of mushroom soup

It's August 30th, and these kids are thrashing out their last attempts before summer ends.
So, it's gonna stink like summer here for at least a few more days.

>>11134762
posted too much coffee threads and also pictures of my shit

>>11134457
>>11134579
sorry
not sorry 1488

>>11134145
yeh got meh
that bong looks like the soyboy taking a selfie with his new toy

>this entire thread
good stuff

>>11133791
I need you to call the, up and asked why the whole damn store took turns splooging on your pizza because that is just an offensive looking pizza.

>>11134063
You ordered it without the tomato based pizza sauce. They explain the details on their website very clearly about what every option is. Not their fault you are an idiot.

>>11134259
It's literally what you ordered. They describe each topping you order on the website and you asked for Alfredo and no pizza sauce.

>>11134321
But whites didn't come from Africa and the culinary acheivements of Africans are insect patties, raw cow blood and pulped poisonous roots.

>>11134639
And it comes up in google search.

Delusional nigger who exists only because he is pitied by whites.

>>11135159
>whites didn't come from Africa

I think OP's pizzas look delicious.
Is that American cheese?

>>11133773
dominos employee here. looks about normal

>>11133773
>ordering dominos, the McDonald's of pizza
>ordering anything but brick oven master race.

What shit hole do you live in so I can avoid it and every adjacent state.

>>11134701
You're the reason no one tips on this board.

>>11135163
>this brainlet still believes the cradle of life theory even though its been btfo multiple times

>>11135163
out of africa theory has been variously debunked.

>>11135351
>>11135354
>white boys denying their superior ancestory.
The chickens is coming home to roost, crackers.

>>11134593
test

>>11133875

Horrifying. You should feel bad about yourself. I hope you do.

>>11135375
Negros. You are a living fossil... an example of an earlier form of evolution, and the only reason some of you are good at basketball is that we bred you to be that way. We only bought mammies and bucks when ordering slaves from your own "people". Your women are disgusting baby factories that turn out beasts of the field that can sorta look strong, yet always end up fighting with guns because they are in fact subservient and weak.

Silly niggers, logic is for humans.

>>11135375

Even IF that was the case, wouldn't that also mean that the white man has evolved over the course of millennia from the simplistic nigger that still exists to this day?

>>11135473
So now you're saying whites did evolve from african origins. Make up your mind.

>>11135478
i did not say that... not at all. That was someone else. Your reading is substandard. Niggers are a subspecies in the way that donkeys are sorta like horses and can breed with them. Blacks are a different, semi-related ape to whites. The evidence is very clear, but not talked about openly.

>>11135512
We’ll be the majority soon.
We are superior physically and mentally.
Tomorrow belongs to us, whitey.

>>11135529
you are not though. you do not govern or build unless we make you. Also, you are not even close to the majority. It is ok though... you were not bred for math skills. Whites are smarter, healthier, stronger and live way longer. I get that you cannot understand that though, as that is the sort of information that is cleverly hidden in BOOKS.

>>11135541

Watch "Empire of Dust." That's everything you need to know about the nigger mindset, seen through the eyes of one based Chinaman.

>>11135512
wrong

do americans really eat two huge pizzas alone?

>>11135564

Usually we eat three, but OP ordered extra alfredo sauce on one of the pizzas, so he was trying to cut back on some of the carbs by not ordering a third pie.

>>11135556
how?

DOMINOS IS GARBAGE

>>11135564
NIGGA I EAT 3

>>11133773
Did you buy the insurance?

>>11135512
How about this white boy your woman serves me...

Evolution at its finest and let’s face it you losers can’t please a woman so I have to the black mans burden...

>>11134710
kek is this real

>>11133791
That's what I'd expect extra alfredo sauce and triple mushrooms to look to be quite honest with you familia.

Still looks good.

>>11136131
There’s hardly any fucking mushrooms on it pleb.

Where the fuck are the onions and sausage bro?

>>11135163
niggers evolved into white people.

>>11135529
>implying you aren't just going to get btfo by the chinks when we're dead
>implying they aren't already blowing you the fuck out in africa as we speak

>>11136127
What he's saying is, but the tweet itself is not.

>>11133773
>orders cream of mushroom soup pizza
>is disappointed when it arrives looking like cream of mushroom soup pizza

>>11136124
She looks at least 35 bud.

>>11136282
Man whitey will do anything to fade a nigga she’s 21 prime breeder age and it’s being wasted on the black bucks

>>11135564
Here’s the new za’

Straight perfection made by those white wage slaves

Thanks Dominos!

>>11136124
why are you hiding bruh? this looks like you broke into someone's house to take creepshots lmao

>>11133773
Why do you eat corporate garbage instead of ordering from local places. Food doesn't have to suck, you do not have to eat that trash. People really don't know what is good. Papa kikes, dominoes, pizza hut... They're all embarrassingly bad. I make better food at home everyday.

>>11133810
t. Professor of fast food.

Enjoy being a fat cunt, sharing your experiences of gluttony with waste men on the food and cooking board of 4chan.

>>11136737
>papa kikes
>yikes
Back to pol jimbob...

>>11136797
You know there's other places you can spout your liberalism to a crowd of like minded people.

>>11136818
Hey buddy what if I’m just not a racist piece of trash like you.

>>11136829
Then you are a sellout attracted to and seeking the approval of genetic throwbacks? You are also likely gay or weak in many other ways.

>>11136842
Because strong men relentlessly whine about political opponents on the internet and make assumptions that anybody that doesn't share their inane belief system must be a communist.

>>11136842
Nice assumptions faggot. But what to expect from a white trash poltard.

Not everything and everyone has to cater to your fringe worldview loser.

>>11136848
think that right up until my boot is on your coward neck. Study history. You have never had the numbers or will to do anything but die.

>>11133773

>za
>af
>famillia

I want to slowly push a knife into your intestines.

>>11136858
Now that’s real nice and edgy kid

Do you honestly think the day of the rope is coming?

Now run along I’m sure mommy has your tendies hot and ready...

>>11136886

Fuck off, kikepuppet.

>>11136887
Oh boy now we have the /pol/fag namefagging too.

It seems your lost this is a dominos pizza thread.

Not everything is a Jewish conspiracy and not everything is super serious buddy.

>>11136848
>What to expect from a white trash

Well the fact that blacks will be cared for from the taxes whites pay.
The fact that black candidates for a job with less credentials than whites will be more likely to get the job because of racial quoters.
The fact that no matter how hard whites try to help blacks they still have a chip on there shoulders and claim they're discriminated against.
The fact blacks blame whites for the slave trade but it was wealthy blacks who enslaved them and sold them to the whites.
The fact that blacks are a minority in the west but make up the minority of the prison population.
Just fucking stop with your bullshit, minorites are placed above whites in the opportunity stakes but you cannot fucking stop being useless.

I probably won't live to see the Chinese end game in Africa and you probably won't live to realise your true enemy.

>>11136898

I'm going to shit on your faggot board now.

>>11136898
>pizza
>not inherently related to an illuminati child molesting ring managed by the underworld of jewish reptiloids
have you ever heard of Q?

>>11136984
Hahahahahha are you mad little trump tard

Flee back to your safe space you have no power here.

Do you namefag on pol and post cuck porn? Guaranteed your’re not even accepted there... sad!

>>11136986

Come to think of it, has he said anything about the FDA? I mean, I know they have more immediate concerns, but it's breddy obvious that the FDA is corrupt as fuck.

>>11137006

Nope, just letting you know. You're probably a soysucking, OFA-starved vegan anyways, in which case you likely lack any ability to learn, but I'll give it a shot nonetheless.

>>11137024
sneed

>>11136986
>Q
Oh god, it's literally retarded!

>>11137024
Buddy you realize how retarded you sound right?
I pray for your soul. I think its time to go back to the donald how about that pal? A nice safespace you'll be safe on plebbit.

>>11137024
>post some retarded rant and link it to Q
>the resident /pol/tard takes it seriously and actually believes in it
this is fucking POTTERY

>>11137048
How retarded can they actually be?
I'm actually concerned for this mans mental health.
How does he even feed and clothe himself...

>>11134701
I was going to post the same thing. His other pizza was banana peppers, ham, onions, and jalapenos. Somebody take OP to the back yard and put him out of his misery.

>>11136858
>study history
We have, and you're on the same wrong side of it that my grandfather kicked the shit out of in the 40's, you alt-right stormfaggot, and you fucks will be crawling back under your rocks to lick your wounds when we get done with you this time.

Things sure got pretty gay up in here.

>>11137070
No fun allowed eh pal?

>>11136936
You're aware that studies have shown that job candidates with white sounding names consistently receive a much higher rate of callbacks than candidates with non-white sounding names and equal credentials, right?

http://www.nber.org/digest/sep03/w9873.html

>The results indicate large racial differences in callback rates to a phone line with a voice mailbox attached and a message recorded by someone of the appropriate race and gender. Job applicants with white names needed to send about 10 resumes to get one callback; those with African-American names needed to send around 15 resumes to get one callback. This would suggest either employer prejudice or employer perception that race signals lower productivity.

The 50 percent gap in callback rates is statistically very significant, Bertrand and Mullainathan note in Are Emily and Greg More Employable than Lakisha and Jamal? A Field Experiment on Labor Market Discrimination (NBER Working Paper No. 9873). It indicates that a white name yields as many more callbacks as an additional eight years of experience. Race, the authors add, also affects the reward to having a better resume. Whites with higher quality resumes received 30 percent more callbacks than whites with lower quality resumes. But the positive impact of a better resume for those with Africa-American names was much smaller.

>>11137075
Politics aren't fun. They're just whinefests. Nobody above the age of 22 actually spends their time talking about them, unless they're in the batshit crazy fringe groups. Politicalfags fuck off.

>>11137075
>that toe game
absolutely unfappable
they look like fingers

>>11137065

>muh wrong side of history

You *do* realize that the universe doesn't actually care, right? That there's no such thing as right or wrong, good or evil? There's no magical force watching over weak, spineless leftists, making sure things go your way.

>>11137079

That's because everyone subconsciously understands that niggers are uniformly incompetent.

>>11134293
>>11134341
>>11134381
>>11134396
>>11134413
>>11134424
>>11134435
>>11134513
>>11135473
>>11135512
>>11137079
>>11137024
Holy fuck boys I’m actually embarrassed I voted for trump and am on the alt right...

I thought we were all smarter than this you guys are obviously children.

I’m going to actually listen to a Chomsky lecture now because of how bad you all fail...

>>11137085

>politics
>plural
>plural
>plural

>>11137088
>drumpfkins
>fappable

Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside.

>>11137105

>filthy fucking pothead

And nothing of value was lost.

>>11133791
Jesus Christ what the fuck? Is the dominoes defence force in here or something.
That looks fucking horrible.

>>11137114

>muh morality

Faggot.

>>11137088
Any better pal?

>>11137119
There are half a dozen things in that image more cringe than a little bong on the range.

>>11137123
Both the DIDF and JIDF are here shilling

May G*d help us all...

>>11137137
Yeah those are better than the other toes, you can look at these and not want to vomit

>>11137137
why are her toes moldy, that doesn't seem healthy

what the fuck even is this thread? first we are shown vomit disguised as pizza, then further along its some dude showing pictures of his sister? then its straight up race baiting. man /ck/ is the place to BE!

>>11137196
yeah it's been insufferable this year, thank god summer is ending soon

>>11137196
Its the wild ride I'm taking you losers on be grateful.

Could be another boring ass fuckin reviewbrah or sip thread.

>>11133791
Absolutely disgusting. Call them and tell them you want new puzza's, cus yours looks like someone threw up on it.

>>11134486
This.

>>11136367
Lol, whatever you say bud. Doesn't look like any of the 21 year olds around here.

>>11137265
ITT: white boi sissy kuks

Chop chop, white bois. This KARA BOĞA needs prep'd.

>>11137265
Still going after it was revealed to be a white maga stoner...

>>11137248
id rather that than a nig desu famalam

>>11137279
Everything here is just so low quality

>>11137312
they're still falling for the weakest bait i've ever seen

>>11137297
Didn't update the thread in hours pal, don't know what you're on about.

>>11137326
Why don't you just fucking read the thread before replying to bait you tard.

Oh wait I have the answer...
Straight retardation sad!

>>11137341
Wrote that post four hours ago buddy, didn't post it because verizon IPs are blocked. Not gonna read a novel's worth of pizza and /pol/ before i hit send.

>>11137375
>sees a novel of pizza and /pol/
>posts anyway
>in response to race baiting
>uses verizon
Holy fuck buddy its time to return to where you came from. You have to go back. Sorry not sorry.

>>11133773
Did you really flip your pizza boxs upside down just to meme on /ck/?

>>11137079
Holy shit, alt-right BTFO! Better up the surveillance before we have another mass shooting or terrorist attack by one of them.

>>11137399
Listen pal, i was responding to a genuine photo of the back of someone's legs. Based on my judgement of the back of her legs she looks at least 35. You're so caught up in shitpost culture you've lost touch with reality.

>>11137420
Buddy its pretty clearly tan skin of a younger woman.

You might be fucking blind.

>>11137415
all that proves is that we are much better shots.

>>11133931
too bad you're mum didn't swallow you

>>11133773
>have ordered pizza approximately 40 different times in my life so far
>has only happened once
Not bad tbqh

>>11137503

Fucking kek