/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11133432
I actually ate 2 eggs a day for about a month when I was very depressed and wanted to an hero, I was 6’ and 185. I lost 28 pounds and looked emaciated as fuck at the end of it. Would not recommend

t. soyboy

I eat 4 eggs for breakfast daily now
antecdotally my sex drive has tripled and my lifts are all progressing at a reasonable pace even on a 800 calorie deficiet
it's possible I just needed increased fat intake, but eggs are leggit

>>11133432
What happens if i go super blue kaio ken ultra instinct ultimate potential blanco on your mama's pussy?

>>11133432
25 eggs per day is ok though
>https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199103283241306
>Normal Plasma Cholesterol in an 88-Year-Old Man Who Eats 25 Eggs a Day
>The patient's plasma lipid levels were normal: total cholesterol, 5.18 mmol per liter (200 mg per deciliter); LDL, 3.68 mmol per liter (142 mg per deciliter); and HDL, 1.17 mmol per liter (45 mg per deciliter). The ratio of LDL to HDL cholesterol was 3.15.

I eat 6 eggs a day. I'm 51, normal weight, and I have perfectly normal cholesterol/blood pressure. Eggs by themselves are fine. All they need is a little salt and pepper. It's all the sauces and cheese that you youngtards smother them with that's bad for you..

soyboy

>>11133570
>51
What in the name of god are you doing here old man

>>11133591
*crack*
eggs, yep now THAT will help you become a great boxer
*sizzle*

>>11133570
When did you start browsing?

>>11133591
Not as uncommon as you think.
t. 49yo al/ck/ mom

>>11133609
Y-you single and looking to bang a guy half your age? I've got a thing for cougars.

>>11133616
Yes, I think I'll go find one.

>>11133616
Ha! You don't want this old wampus cat. I'm packing a roast that would turn you vegan.

>>11133570
>>11133609
>51
>49
Hell yeah.

>>11133591
I like to cook, and most of the cooking subreddits are full of morons with their heads up their asses. This place at least has some humor and I like you all.
>>11133606
2013

>>11133432
Bitch I eat three eggs a minute

>>11133646
>a minute

>>11133621
What in the fuck

>>11133621
spat of my food laughing. I wish you were my mom.

>>11133646
And your favorite movie is Jurassic Park

>>11133682
Thanks! I wish you were my husband's stepson. Eat your eggs and don't be a puss like OP.

>>11133621
Fucking kek

>eat 3-4 eggs a day
>perfectly healthy
dyel fags need to drop all opinions about diet

>>11133621
ROASTIES GET OUT REEEEE

>>11133695
Funny, because your puss could use some eggs too

>>11133432
>ITT new/normalfags dont realise that the hobby board demographic is different to the main boards
fuck back off to /v/ underage, i would estimate that half this board is over 30.

>>11133850
Half this thread is over 49

>>11133870
Im 20 i guess not just /ck/ has boomers unironically /pol/ has a shit ton of them even /biz/ /o/ and /tv/

Biochemist who just came back from a seminar here, tldr, eating a plethora of different fats and oils will likely decrease your risk of alzeheimers and cardiovascular disease. This is due the expression of the ApoE protein allleles which work synergistically with HDL (high density lipoPROTEIN) cholesterol. Long story short, HDL protein sort of carries around a variety of different lipids to your brain and body which is ultimately good since different parts of the body have higher access to functional lipids and therefore your built-in repair mechanisms work better.

Eat a variety of lipids, do not listen to the meme dieting fags, food and nutrition are extremely chemically complex and there is no silver bullet.

>>11133646

>>11133570
>>11133609
>The person you called a stupid faggot for shitposting on a cooking board could be old enough to be your parent

>>11133591

Im 32. If this place is still around when Im 42, I'll probably still be here too.

>>11133591
>>11133609
>>11133915
35 single Dad here.

>>11133621
based Boomer mom

>>11133894
/v/, /b/ and /r9k/ are full of underage, generally the less traffic a board has the older the demographic. /pol/ just has a shitload of people in general, so there are probably a lot of boomers.

>>11133928
>>11133915
>>11133609
>>11133591
24 year old boomer here

>>11133928
>>11133915
>>11133870
>>11133609
>>11133570
Is this why there are so many threads about people enraged by the use of new ingredients or tasting menus and stuff? Boomers don't seem to be able to handle change well.

>>11133621
Holy fuck that's some funny shit right there.

>>11133591
I'm 68. I watched the moon landing with my parents.

>>11133464
>>11133572
t brainlet

>>11133621
Tits or gtfo

>>11133621
Hot

>>11133621
First thing thats made me laugh in a while.

>>11133591
Why are you spending your youth on an Albanian knitting enthusiasts forum?

>>11133621
Alcoholic women like you are fun to be around
I had a client who was 40 but abused drugs when younger and had multiple surgeries too, her only comfort was red wine, weed and making guys and me uncomfortable.
Was funny though

>>11133570
>cheese is unhealthy
cringe

>>11133621
this fucking place

>>11133432
Every morning.
Deal with it, numale weakling.

>>11133570
based

>>11133949
No. Boomers have already tasted all this shit when they were young and everything was new. By the time you get to boomerage you have pretty much figured out whats memeshit and what's actually good. The rage, such as it is, is over the flavor-of-the-day kids who get all jizzy over retarded shit because they're too young/poor/millenial to know better.

>>11133432
Just the three eggs or three eggs on top of your regular intake?

>>11133591
>anonymouse site
>thinks it's all edgy teenagers

I eat egg whites 5x a week and have been doing so for the past 8 years.

Hijacking this thread because fuck you.
I'm on a budget and only have chicken, eggs, cheese and spices left. What do I do with this so that it tastes good in one dish? I tried to make a big omelette, but it was too dry because of the chicken. I also put it in a caserole dish, but tbe chicken had no flavour. What do I do?

>>11135476
Kill yourself

>>11135486
You killyourself beta bitch boy.

>>11135461
You're skipping all the fat and cholesterol, doesn't necessarily have the same impact.

>>11133949
Boomer here, I have no problem with tasting menus. A 350$ "fixed price" tasting menu with enough optional courses to go over 600 is insipid trash though. It deserved the ridicule.

>>11133471
You cant eat more than 3 eggs in one sitting

>>11133432
WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE FOUR DOZEN EGGS

>>11133621
You think you can just make a joke and suddenly it's okay that your a roastie? Get the fuck out hag

I ate a dozen pan fried eggs once. holy shit I felt ill after

>>11135599
Beta softboy detected

Holy fuck, literal boomers are here

>>11133609
Jaded 22 year old here. I've seen it all

Wait, what is supposed to be wrong with eating eggs daily? I used to eat two eggs in an omelette daily as part of my breakfast when I was younger, I thought that was a normal thing to do.

Eating 15 this days in 3 plain omelets, feels good man. Looking into making them less plain tho

>mfw used to eat 3 dozen eggs/day

Fucking fuck I hated eating so goddamn much.

>>11133432
from 2nd grade to 11th grade, I ate 2-6 scrambled eggs for breakfast every single day.

kept me full and energetic all day without any other meals. still munch them occasionally, still has the same effect.

>>11133621
my FUCKING RIBS!!

>>11135372
Absolutely not.

I know a lot of them (you sound like one) and so many of them have the palette of a British infant, terrified of anything new. They didn't 'already taste all this shit when they were young', they were eating tinned soup and microwave meals and making meat and three veg. Maybe they had a Westernized Chinese restaurant and an Indian one that they visited sometimes and that was the extent of their adventurousness.

t. Chef who's been through school and seen and cooked the array of old, bland food boomers love and written menus for them.

>>11133621
Fucking lmao

>>11135476
Buy or make some breadcrumbs and make tendies

>>11133591
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>>11133894
The site started in 2003. It's been 15 years. I'm certain there are people who found this place when they were 12 back then.

>>11135991

>>11133591
/ck/ could very well be the only anonymous imageboard dedicated to cooking in existence. On top of that it has the backing of being on 4chan, guaranteeing a mild stream of newfags and inquisitive crossboarders to keep things from stagnating.