/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11123428
It's a novelty product for children.

There's nothing wrong with the idea of PB&J, rather the problem is that that brand fails hard for both it's jelly and its PB. Buy them seperately so you can get brands that don't suck. Or better yet, make them yourself.

we aren't worthy

Stupid idea.
What if I want more peanut butter and less jelly?

>>11123468
scoop the sides with peanutbutter. i buy this stuff all the time. the jar itself is pretty well separated

>>11123491
But then you have a jar with a bunch of jelly left in it that you're not going to use.

It's like the situations where they sell hot dogs in packs of 8 and buns in packs of 10. The trick is to keep you buying more and more.

It's much more logical to just buy them separately, so when you run out of PB, you just go buy more PB.

It's the patrician's pb&j spread. No longer do you have to use two utensils to make a sandwich, now one knife will do. It's literally saving the planet.

>>11123428
I like the Jam/jelly the amish around here make and sell a lot better.

>>11123518
Yes, but in that case you fall back into the two jar conundrum.

>>11123509
And if you run out of PB and still have jelly? How is that different except you're paying more?

>>11123543
There is no such thing.

>>11123604
If you buy the mixed stuff you are forced to buy the two at a fixed ratio. If you buy them separately you can buy them in whatever ratio you use.

>>11123509
>It's like the situations where they sell hot dogs in packs of 8 and buns in packs of 10. The trick is to keep you buying more and more

They got me once with this scam. I ended up talking myself into buying 10 packs of hot dogs and 8 packs of buns so that I wouldn't have any left over. I got sick of hot dogs after the first pack and the rest went to waste

>>11123665
>I ended up talking myself into buying 10 packs of hot dogs and 8 packs of buns so that I wouldn't have any left over.

Lowest common denominator, my dude.
You could have bought 5 packs of hot dogs and 4 packs of buns

>>11123428
AYYYY GIMME ONE OF THEM GOOBAS

>>11123518

I normally like to buy peanut butter and jelly in separate jars when I make a sandwich, but when it comes to this, I'm just one of those fat gremlins that eats em straight out of the jar. The strawberry one is the best imho.

>>11123915
you know i gots to have my great ocean

>>11123915
might get TWO GOOBAS

>>11124031
might get THREE GOOBAS

>>11124047
might get FOUR GOOBAS

>>11124057
I LUH DA GOOBAS MAYNE

>>11124060
i don't have any money

>>11123428
>Thoughts on this stuff?
It is like a car trip kind of item, quick and easy one stop shopping to dine on for a couple of days with some crackers or 1 loaf of bread. Jelly should be refrigerated after opening, so it should be consumed quickly after opening, because cold PB doesn't spread well.

>>11123428
I lived on that stuff for a while. I was poor, sleeping on the floor of some hookers house and the store I could walk to sold that shit. I would buy it because it was high calorie and had at least a little nutritional value unlike plain rice or bread.

>>11123428
Has anyone tried stirring it up until fully combined? If so, what was it like?

>>11123428
Absolutely terrible, mom bought it once when I was a child for the novelty and me and my sister nearly threw up when we tried it.

Skippy super chunk peanut butter and Smuckers strawberry jam or bust.

literally for children. Went camping with friends and instead of buying the normal stuff they bought a ton of this and it's the worst of both worlds. Why not just buy normal peanut butter and normal jam? And they always pick the worst flavor(grape). I know Costco has spoiled me with Kirkland PB and EB white Jam but come on even the Wal Mart brand stuff is better than that.

>>11123446
>It's a novelty product for children

My kids love PB&J in their box lunches and a Hot Carl (that's what we call a hot and ready Peperoni Pizza) for a treat.

>>11125643
...why do you call pepperoni pizza Hot Carl?

>>11126127
it's a regional variation

>>11126143
what region?

>>11126162
Upstate New York

>>11123428
'scuse you

>>11126162
CaliWali

>>11123509
kill yourself, autist

>>11123921
>butter melted without a trace

why would you even save this

>>11126392

I lived in upstate new york for years, and I never heard of a pepperoni pizza being called a "hot carl".

>>11126659
I wrote it and am very proud of it. Lots of other people like it, FYI

>>11128158
That's fine

made up bullshit captured in a mobile screenshot is just really gay

>>11123428
This stuff is horrible. It's really shitty peanut butter mixed with really shitty jelly.

>>11128156
Stop taking the bait you dumb fucker

>>11128156
You blew it, retard. You're supposed to namedrop Utica.

>>11128261

FUCK

goober

>>11128383
'scuse you

>>11128195
Are you new here?

>>11126392
Really. Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone call a pepperoni pizza a "Hot Carl".

>>11123428
I'm having flashbacks to a sitcom I saw as a kid where one of the characters got hired to do a commercial for this stuff, but it was so bad that they had to spit it out between takes. I can't remember the show though. I think it was on Disney or maybe Nickelodeon.

>>11129306
There was an episode of Full House where Michelle was advertising marshmallows, but she was made to rehearse so much that when it was time to film she hated them and couldn't do it. Good episode, great show.

>>11129312
No, it wasn't that. I remember it was a pb&j product that look exactly like OP's picture with maybe a different name/label.

>>11123428
Why haven't they done this with ketchup, mustard and relish yet?

time to grow up kids

>>11129356
>He doesn't use mustardayonnaise
t. two jar slave

i remember when it first came out. pretty awesome. too many fancy combo foods since then, you kids are spoiled. we had rocks to eat before this, i tell you, crunchy or crispy rocks.

>>11128158
>making a really stupid greentext
>screen capping it yourself
>reposting the cap

yikes

>>11123428
I’m more of a raspberry jam kind of guy. I usually make my own because I don’t like sugar in my jam. The sour raspberries really cuts the richness of peanut butter. I guess it’s a fine product for people who like sugary peanut butter and grape jam in equal amounts, I’m just not one of them. Also, I use a spoon for my jam because I hate getting peanut butter in my jam or vice versa.