/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11123032
Wondering this too. Is it a meme or not?

>>11123032
It's delicious.

>>11123032
Saucin like a boss. Just got back from a sick sesh on the surf. Shreddin waves and slayin babes. It not just a sauce. Its a lifestyle

>>11123032
I bought the spicy mayo, green habanero and regular hot sauce. The first two are good, very spicy, haven't tried the original yet, let me go put a dab on my finger.

Ok, it's kind of sweet at first but pretty damn spicy. Do with that info as you will.

>>11123032
Do anything you have to for permission to purchase a bottle. It's great.

>>11123055
There's nothing left but memes and memes alone on this shitheap of a website.

>>11123032
There's always a fucking aardsauce fag on this board, what the hell

>>11123032
I used to meme the 'vark until I gave in and ordered it.
It's good. You can put it on lots of stuff.
It's like taco sauce but with a little more flavor.

>>11123055
It's a scam is what it is. Read the ingredients list and then ask yourself, "Why the fuck does this tiny bottle cost $8?"

>>11123075
You nailed it varkbro! Next time youre roasting the slopes and laying down some sick 720 backside grabs, reach for the sauce that lets everyone know you're a boss.

I passed a bottle around the lodge and everyone was cheering, you should have seen their faces. Hotties were all over me, and everyone starting calling me "The V Man". Must have pulled like at least 20-30 numbers... anyways its really more than a sauce its a lifestyle!

>>11123032
I'd like to waterboard your shill ass with some 'vark.

Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>>11123655
Huh?

>>11123655
I couldnt think of a better way to be "tortured" varkbro!

>>11123709
Impale you with a frozen 'vark spear.

>>11123802
cringe

>>11123075
>>11123549
>>11123709
>hot sauce from Portland
>90's aesthetics
I guess the dream of the 90's really is alive in Portland.

>>11123816
Oh no, not *cringe*

>>11123032

I like it unironically. It isn't the spiciest sauce out there, but it's one to use as a condiment rather than a flavor component. Has great fruitiness from the habaneros and richness from the tomato base. I personally like it on pizza. Fuck all the fags here that say this is some meme tier reddit bullshit.

>>11123032
It's decent but it's not life changing or anything