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If you were suddenly transmogrified into a food, how would you like to be eaten?

>> No.11121433

DICK FIRST OH YEAH

>> No.11121459

dipped in Secret Aardvark Habanero hot sauce
that way I can die the way I lived: always varkin'

>> No.11121492

quickly

>> No.11121542

As a last meal so I don't have to pass a bowel for the next incarnation

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>>11121459
Yikes.

>> No.11121617

>>11121542
i have news for you

>> No.11121639

by a gorgeous woman

>> No.11121670

what a weird thread let's just see where this goes what kind of funny things you guys come up with haha

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>>11121415

>> No.11121685

In a single swallow, or like udon noodles that never get chewed, just slurped down.

>> No.11121709

>>11121415
as a single grain of rice covered in a sweet and sour sauce traded for a man first born

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>>11121415
I used to get turned on when Android 21 would turn people into cakes n shit before eating them. The thought of being eaten and absorbed completely by some woman is about as intimate as you can get, shame about the dying part though.

>> No.11122529

If I were a hot dog, I'd lather myself in brown mustard and relish. I'd be delicious!

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>>11121415
>how would you like to be eaten
Rectally, obviously.

>> No.11122582

>>11122315
Look up vore

>> No.11122588

>>11122529
Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

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>>11122588
No, only if it were made of Wendsleydale cheese.

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>>11121459

>> No.11123743

Don't eat me, just throw me in the trash where I belong.

>> No.11123758

>>11121415
i'd rather be one of those cakes that asian women smoosh with their faces