/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11118026
Bottle of this, smoked gouda, and saltine crackers

>>11118026
Kraft singles. MAGA

>>11118026
I don't eat dairy or grain products, why would I have a dairy and grain produce party?

>>11118026
Franzia
Muenster
Ritz

Stay mad libtards

a shitty riesling
any washed rind
rye crispbread

>>11118026
franzia, kraft singles, store brand saltines

>>11118026
Grape juice, extra sharp cheddar, ritz

>Trappist ales
>Pretzels
>Nacho cheese

>>11118036
as cheap as barefoot is, i'd rather grab a bottle of one that i'm familiar with than go through the trouble of exploring other options. it gets the job done.

Cabernet Sauvignon
Roquefort
Triscuit

>>11118093
>>11118443

>>11118026
>crackers
>with wine and cheese
Sorry my country remained faithfull to the one true roman catholic church

>>11118026
you aint havin' no party nigga, stop LARP'ing

MD 20/20
Kraft singles
Store brand saltines

>>11118569
>being proud of pedophila cult

Rosé
Brie
Wheat Thins

>>11118036
I'm not a winefag, but why not something drier?

>>11118057
because you're living in the early 1990s.

gruyere, brie, shropshire blue cheese(or stilton), thinly sliced apple, no crackers because it's unnecessary, and a fine 2013 syrah.

I don't drink wine because I am not a homosexual or a middle aged woman. It's 2018, beer is sophisticated now.

>>11118026
a couple of weeks ago I'd go for beaujolais and morbier (moulin a vent ftw)
with this bloody weather - spicy rich zin, and crowdie
crackers - whatever my bakey friends get (make)
>>11118443
o kurwa what a depressing thought

>>11118942
imagine trying to sound cool by name dropping third-rate wines and cheeses

>>11118942
speak english eurofaggot

any sweet white late harvest
parmigiano reggiano
triscuits

>you are having a wine, cheese and crackers party?

No I'm not. Get the fuck out of my house.

>>11118461
kindly fuck off

>>11118026
Mad Dog, American, chicken inna biskit

>salted crackers with cheese
Barbaric.

>>11118026
>Crackers
No please

How has noone made the obvious wine selection yet, that of course being Port. Seriously, it's the only thing that it's does well. For cheese maybe a Manchego and idk the names of fucking crackers, so let's say digestives

I'd totally unironically prefer stale rye bread over crackers with cheese and wine.

>>11120815
With you cheese course at dinner certainly but not for a soiree.

>>11120919
cosigned.

>>11118026
I generally like to have a selection of different cheeses (and charcuterie) with my wine and baguette/crackers but if I had to choose a favorite I would pick french Comté cheese and Ray Jane rosé. Baguette is better than crackers btw.

Just got home from work, picked up the bottle on the left. Very nice, old world style shiraz, unfiltered and v tasty. Rockford is my favourite Barossa valley winery, I try to get to the cellar door once every other month.
Pairing with Coles brand rosemary crackers, some tasty cheese and some ash goats cheese.

>>11118973
Imagine getting triggered like this

>>11121368
Finally a man of culture.

>>11118026
>$2 rotgut
>airsol cheese
>club crackers

>>11118026
I know jack shit about cheeses, despite me working at the cheese department of a grocerystore when I was young. So, I'll just get Roquefort, Camembert, Brie, Old Amsterdam and some goat cheese.
I know even less about wine. I'm seriously clueless on the subject. I bought a book about it, but never even read it. I usually only buy cheap merlots for crying out loud.
As for crackers. I might get a zeekaak (rough translated: seacookie), as nobody probably even knows what they are.
I'd totally suck at a cheese and wine party.
Then again. I'd probably wouldn't want to hang around with the people who throw 'm.

Stilton
Water crackers
Port

>>11118026

Brie, old cheddar, and some jalapeno jack.
Any decent inexpensive merlot
melba toast, triscuits, and any other generic white cracker.

I'd also serve green grapes.


Nothing at all special, but always comfy. Sometimes I'll even have carrot and celery with some ranch dip just to remind myself I'm not trying to impress anybody.

>>11122123

Looks pretty good.

>>11118057
maybe you should just kill yourself then

>>11120685
Any suggestions?

>>11122123
those are cookies not crackers

>>11118026
Brie and jam (is it jam?)
It's good shit senpai

>>11118026
It depends on who is coming: my boyfriend and his family (they enjoy wine and cheese), or some fucking plebs like coworkers?

Patrician:
>bourbon barrel cab (Cooper & Thief?)
>buttery extra oaky chard (Slow Press or Toasted Head?)
>a favorite red blend or a spicy shiraz
>young manchego, iraty, or North Sea
>taleggio (or brie fermier if there will be pate)
>something more accessible like Irish whiskey cheddar or a VSOP gouda
>Mary's Gone Crackers seedy crackers

Pleb:
>moscato d'asti
>riesling/gewurtztraminer
>merlot/pinot noir
>brie
>gruyere
>sharp cheddar
>ritz and triscuits

>>11122203
>my boyfriend

>>11122208
>getting triggered about women outside of /r9k/
You need to go back, my delicate, sensitive friend.

I don't know if they have water biscuits in America but I strongly recommend trying them. Also lurpak.

>cheeses
I wouldn't suggest cheddar, it is more of a heavy meal cheese, the first few cheeses to sate hunger should be like edam and gouda. Crumbly cheeses like wensleydale are a bit dry and difficult to handle so they should be crumbled and mixed with a bit of butter.

This is then followed by stilton and parmesan. Pour some hot water in a bowl, place a smaller bowl in it and the cheese in the small bowl to melt it for extra flavor, doesn't need to be completely melted like fondue.

Stilton and port are a traditional combination, originally parmesan and port as enjoyed by Samuel Pepys. Unpasteurized homemade blue cheese and a heady port will lead to vivid dreams.

GRAPE DRANK AND SOME NACHO CHEESE NIGGU

>>11122221
They are no women on the internet. Hes getting triggered by his homophobia faggot

>>11122203
pleb party would still be good fun if I didn't have to drink the moscato

>>11118026
Always throw some smoked cheddar and brie in there, go light on the blue, not many people like it. Otherwise go with anything you fancy. quarter slice of Dutch Edam with the wax still on looks fancy
A sweet onion chutney goes great with cheeses like that, but might be a bit dark if you're serving mainly white wine.
Get a variety of crackers, anything from more biscuit ones to the cardboard wafer things.
Don't know much about wine, but the rest of the posts seem to know what they're talking about.

>>11122123
nice milkers. bet she could make some pretty solid cheese if she wanted to. wew lad, amireite.jpg. did i meme well?

>>11118026
Grape juicy juice, mozzarella sticks, and teddy grahams

red caprisun, cheeze itz, saltines mmmhmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>11121888
don't be so hard on urself buddy, you know a helluva lot more about wine and cheese stuff then a lot of people or even me.

>>11118026
Why crackers? Who eats cheese on crackers, except for poor people and children?

>>11118036
>>11118067
>>11118391
>>11118443
>>11118626
>>11119067
>>11121368
>>11122021
>>11122182
Would chill, would befriend.

>>11118869
I would, but crackers are an integral part of this party. I would feel bad, and you should feel bad. Nice to have something crispy between the creamy cheeses and tangy rich taste of wine.

>>11118026
You ain't gonna find me in this piece of shit of a party.
t. vegan non-drinker

r8 my dinner

>>11118026

>Old Alsatian Riesling
>double brie
>aged reggiano parmesan
>stilton
>Baguette
>Rosemary water crackers
>Olives
>sundried tomatos
>chicken liver pate
>quince paste
>figs
>jamon/prosciutto

>>11121763

>buying into the Rockford meme

>>11118026
Bone Marrow

>>11118026
philadelphia cream cheese
triscuit original
apothic crush smooth red blend

>>11123860
faggot/10

Off brand Ritz with Velveeta slices and a bottle of raspberry arbor mist.

>>11123904
Rockford isnt a meme. Their black shiraz is excellent.

>>11118026
why am i gay now all of a sudden
i have to assume that in this situation i somehow just know what to get

>>11118026
The first redd'ish wine bottle I see in the store
A block of Sharp Cheddar Cheese
Chicken in a Biskit

cheese is white people food

Carlo Rossi and Mozzarella

Coke pairs better with cheese than any wine.

buckfast
kraft easy cheese
hardtack

>>11118067
A bloo-bloo

i'd skip the cheese and cracker.

>>11118026
The cheapest possible bumwine, some discount cheese(preferably gouda) and Ritz

>>11118026
wine: Barolo Barbaresco 2001
cheeses: Grana Padano aged 36 months, sharp Cornwall Cheddar, Monte 27 stravecchio
crackers: fuck crackers, I'll toast some good ciabatta bread, figs, hazelnuts and chestnut honey

>>11118026
Cheap-ass wine
Mimolette (and customary jackhammer)
Cheap-ass crackers

>>11125082
>hardtack
You should replace the Kraft cheese with spoiled milk curds

purple drank
velveta
i dint want crackers here lmao

>>11118026
>beer
>stilton
>thin slices of french bread

GSM 2014, Gewürtztraminer 2012, ripe Epoisses, mimolette, homemade flatbread water crackers, fig spread, cornichons, prosciutto & salami. This was the starter spread I put out at my dinner party last Saturday.

>>11118026
A good rule for cheese boards is to either pick a style and find cheeses made from different milks or pick one kind of milk and do different styles, so you have a sort of theme going on. You could even do the same cheese aged differently but that can be a bit boring

>>11127459
>spoiled milk curds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ_K960dG4c

>>11118067
That sounds great but the stomach pain will be immense.

If its soft cheese do a gamay.
Hard cheese, have a bordeaux.
>>11118036
Barefoot is awful, stop pushing shit Californian blends.

>>11125032
>white people
sorry your inferior genes can't digest it properly

>>11128570
uhhhh evolving past digesting baby food is a sign of advancement, I am more advanced then you sweetie

>>11128659
I think the fact that evolution had to give you a slap on the wrist to stop being a manchild drolling over your mother's non-existant teat isn't really a sign of advancement but idk.

>>11129181
ok this is epic

>>11118615
Close, but no.

>>11118026
Blue raspberry MD 2020
H&C Lunchables

>>11118869
Well you know what they say: kay syrah syrah.

>>11129272
I love listening to drunk boomers talk about shit that doesn't even matter in the world.

>>11118026
Box wine paired with cheez whiz and store-brand saltines. Table of one, Party of Anon.

>>11118026
Zuccardi Malbec
Red Dragon and gouda cheese
Don't care about crackers because I'm not a fag.

water crackers, farmhouse cheddar, chevre, camembert, blue davergne, asiago fresco, port salut (shout out to my dads favorite), and pinot grigio and late harvest gevurtstraminer

>>11118026
I choose beer instead of wine because it pairs much better with cheese

>>11129367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc#t=24s

>>11118026
Sauternes with a salty bleu cheese
Sancerre with a goat cheese
Cote Rotie and an aged cheddar

I've got my red, white, and sweet wines covered; and 3 very different styles of cheeses to showcase too. The wines can be a tad pricy, so a Riesling auslese can be substituted for the Sauternes; Sancerre can be subbed for a Touraine SB, and any Cali or Australia Shiraz (preferrably Barossa Valley) instead of Cote Rotie.

>>11122203
>manchego
Nobody actually likes this memecheese. It's time to move on.

if you put out the wine and cheese, the crackers will show up on their own. wypipo love wine and cheese

>>11129682
>bleu
Get out of here you absolute fucking flyover plebeian.

>>11118036
Ill contribute to your party, i will bring a box of this, cheddar and bacon spray cheese, and more saltines.

>>11118026
Cheeses: I like to go with three. A mild and soft one, such as a fresh goat cheese, a harder and more flavourful one such as an aged Beemster, and finally a blue of some sort, either Roquefort or Stilton.

Wine will be a white from Alsace, probably a Gewürztraminer, and a red from Italy, usually an Amarone or a Barolo.

Crackers will be these five times out of six.

I will also serve walnuts, grapes, sliced pears, and fresh figs if they are in season.