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Anonymous Thu Aug 23 20:00:07 2018 No.11105785 [Reply] [Original]

CMERE YOU
>yes chef
FUCK OFF
>thank you chef

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 20:01:23 2018 No.11105792 >>11105785 DUDE! SPOILER You just ruined every episode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 20:02:10 2018 No.11105798 RAW CHICKEN

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 20:33:17 2018 No.11105931 >>11105785 Are these ice cubes fresh? No,chef,they are frozen. Fuck me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 20:54:22 2018 No.11106023 >oi this steak fresh? >it was dry aged for 60 days chef >DONKEY COCK ME IN THE ASS

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 21:51:55 2018 No.11106321 >>11105785 LOOK AT THIS SAUCE ITS SO FUCKING RUNNY >Chef that's soup FUCK ME LENGTHWAYS YOU DONKEY

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:13:32 2018 No.11106412 >>11105785 Yeah... I wasn't so good with hypocrisy or having my time wasted while I was struggling. I think I'd probably strangle and serve him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:39:01 2018 No.11106514 Kek anyone got a link to a YouTube compilation of shit he says I've never watched his shows just know ck memes

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:41:30 2018 No.11106528 THIS FUCKING CHICKEN IS SO RAW YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT CLUCKING OH FUCK OFF WILL YOU GET OUUUUUUT

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:44:31 2018 No.11106733 >>11106412 >or having my time wasted while I was struggling watch his non-US shows some time, he tends to actually spare the time to show anyone who's clearly having actual trouble how to do things properly

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:55:09 2018 No.11106781 File: 3 KB, 126x123, 1302039414814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >where did you get this ice from? is it fresh? our ice is fresh frozen... >fuck me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:56:25 2018 No.11106785 >>11106514 NINOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:56:39 2018 No.11106787 >>11106514 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:14:50 2018 No.11107151 File: 71 KB, 577x960, ramsay_naan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:23:48 2018 No.11107167 >>11106514 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjy_FKODsTM

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:25:12 2018 No.11107170 >>11105785 Hey you cmere get real close to ear >yes? whispers get out

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:31:49 2018 No.11107186 File: 13 KB, 203x226, 865478964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11107167 >what do you mean there's a language barrier? he's speaking english, you dick >i know but he's from texas

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:45:15 2018 No.11107209 >>11107167 >"Running around like a toilet brush" They don't run around where i come from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:58:18 2018 No.11107227 Look at this Touch it NOT WITH YOUR HAND FUCK OFF

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 03:03:37 2018 No.11107233 >>11107227 give him the stick NO DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 03:06:30 2018 No.11107237 >>11105931 >>11106781 >Did you write this joke here lad? n-no I reposted it from a previous thread >fuck me...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 03:10:49 2018 No.11107244 >YOU, COME HERE >TASTE IT, JUST FUCKING TASTE THAT WOULD YOU >HOW DOES IT TASTE? >it tastes bad chef >IT TASTES EXCELLENT YOU DONKEY >yes chef >RIGHT, LISTEN, LOOK AT ME NOW >NOW FUCK OFF

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 03:25:47 2018 No.11107274
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>>11105785
>mfw bartender and I run into the kitchen to grab some plates or correct an order that I fucked up and I always speak in a Ramsay accent or just yell really loud "FUCK ME!" Or, "Its NINOOO!"

The kitchen staff think I'm a fucking weird ass mother fucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 03:32:48 2018 No.11107297 >>11105785 BLOODY HELL

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 04:13:49 2018 No.11107374 >>11107186 Jean is a treasure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 04:16:38 2018 No.11107378 ARE YOU A DOUGHNUT? Of course you don’t microwave fucking microwave lettuce

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 04:17:35 2018 No.11107379 >>11107274 super cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 04:20:45 2018 No.11107385 >>11107378 >Prays before eating soul food

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 04:27:47 2018 No.11107393 >>11107167 What do you win by the end? Seeing the actual version vs the memes, the memes were better

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 04:29:42 2018 No.11107397 >>11107385 good episode. Now turn that shit music off and stop playing with your cocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 05:19:11 2018 No.11107480 >>11107379 why? are you a fucking faggot in the kitchen that "knows" what that is? Or are you a fucking faggot expo or line cook or dishwasher posting here now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 05:22:02 2018 No.11107488 File: 66 KB, 600x400, mchk_02-joe-fruitwall-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well at least Ramsey's nicer than this condescending asshat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 05:22:14 2018 No.11107489 File: 816 KB, 528x555, 5641510.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11105785 >puts head in between two pieces of bread >WHAT ARE YOU? >I'm fabulous, chef!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 06:08:26 2018 No.11107540 >>11107233 and dont you fuckin look at me when Im fuckin talkin to yooou! >>11107379 >having fun at work is cringe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 14:31:57 2018 No.11108859 >>11105785 >Something to drink for you Gordon? >Right, how fresh is your water, yeah? >It's about 4.5 billion years old, chef. >FUCK ME.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 14:34:06 2018 No.11108869
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>>11107488
I swear it's like he's trying to 1 up Ramsey by being as big an asshole as possible.
That said pic related is the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of horrendous tv food personalities.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 14:35:28 2018 No.11108872 File: 186 KB, 980x302, 1534560550985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11105785 I'm dreaming of a Jordan Peterson/ Gordon Ramsay meme. I am too dumb to create it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 14:37:00 2018 No.11108885 >>11108869 Yeah, Gordon is at least funny, and you can tell he’s playing a role to an extent and is actually a good person. This guy is just straight up a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 14:56:19 2018 No.11109004 >>11108872 This has potential to be the single greatest meme in our age, but it eludes you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 14:59:23 2018 No.11109028 >>11108872 Clean your kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 15:01:37 2018 No.11109035 >>11109028 YOU SHOULD BE LIKE YOUR LOBSTER: FUCKING RAAAAAW

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 15:08:17 2018 No.11109070 File: 14 KB, 240x303, Bragolin_Crying_Boy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11109004 I know, I know. I'm so sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 15:15:25 2018 No.11109104 >>11107488 salted cherries

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 15:33:43 2018 No.11109177 >>11107167 His swearing is so fucking satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 15:34:53 2018 No.11109179 >>11107393 Depends on the season, but usually a position as head chef at one of his restaurants with a very high salary. Several past winners now have a pretty high position in his company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 15:37:57 2018 No.11109189 >>11107488 He's just a cunt, he's not even entertaining or funny like Ramsay, He just thinks he's a alpha macho man just because he's rich and has famous parents, but is a completely talentless twat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 15:40:34 2018 No.11109203 >>11105785 I loved this episode so much, "COME HERE" "yes chef" "FUCK OFF" I was dieing for days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 16:45:47 2018 No.11109416 Damn...

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 16:56:35 2018 No.11109436

>oh my god, look at this shit, come here! YOU! COME THE FUCK HERE!
>Yes chef
>Look at this shit
>*It's literally shit*
>Did you do this? did you put this shit on this plate
>No chef
>Why are you lying to me you fucking donkey?
>*camera pans out*
>*An actual donkey*

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 17:13:59 2018 No.11109498 File: 210 KB, 600x324, 1523936275032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11109436

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 17:43:33 2018 No.11109610 File: 225 KB, 460x442, 1532388261865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11105785 this is unironically what being a lance corporal is like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 17:53:01 2018 No.11109644 >>11109498 >I'm so unfunny, I'm reddit tier I wish someone would kill me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 19:22:04 2018 No.11109943 File: 1.14 MB, 2706x2656, 1503550035709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11109610 what do the words "regimental sergeant major" do to your body, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 19:23:10 2018 No.11109947 HEY HEY YOU uh yes chef? DID YOU DO THIS? what chef? YOU COOKED THIS RAW FOOD? Yes chef.. that is the point of food.. AH FUCK ME

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 19:48:59 2018 No.11110083 >>11105785 >you >cmere >"yes chef?" >what is your daughter's favourite animated film from this decade? >"it's Frozen, chef" >disgusting >wow >fuck me

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 20:05:03 2018 No.11110158 >>11109943 My back goes straight, I begin to tremble, my eyes water, and I begin to get a bit of a hard-on

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 20:39:43 2018 No.11110306 File: 86 KB, 960x434, 1376762524394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11107186 Just found it. >Ramsay's face when.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 07:19:21 2018 No.11112064 test

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 07:30:55 2018 No.11112089 File: 673 KB, 400x400, 1479665679172.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11106781

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