/ck/ - Food & Cooking

seems aight

looks good

>>11098110
Whats with the brickhouse? How do the colors stand out so much? Was 3 times in England never found fish and chips, I ate haggis instead

What sort of noncey cunt eats their chippy with a wooden fucking fork?
Are you a horses hoof or sumfin'?

Fish and chips are too chunky to pipe, and it's just not the same if you grind them up into a slurry first.

>>11098110
This is probably the worst time to be alive in America in the past 100 years, but every time I see this OP image I'm grateful as fuck to have not been born a bong.

>>11098110
'Straya here. Fish n Chips is godlike but it doesn't go with curry sauce. I mean i'm sure it tastes great but a real chippie doesn't taint their product by drowning it in sauce.

>>11098399
Don't you guys drown your chips in gravy?
How about vinegar, that pairs excellently with fish and chips.

Is no-one going to point out the OPs image isn't even fish n chips?

>>11098411
What is it? A battered sausage?

>>11098427
Is that a good deal?

>>11098431
No idea. I don't live in Britain.

>>11098427
Yeah, it's sausages.
Curry sauce is actually a fairly reasonable request to have with chippy sausage.

>>11098431
It's not too bad.
It would usually cost around
Fish - £5
two sausages £3
pizza crunch - £1.50
steak pie - £3.50
king rib - £3 (I didn't know you could get these outwith Scotland)
chips - £2

If you were to buy them individually.
Most cunts know to go to the chippy about ten minutes before closing when the owner will just give you all the stuff they're going to throw away for a couple of quid anyhow.

>>11098399
Wtf is this bullshit I'm reading

>>11098231
>metal fork
>england
you want to get arrested m8?

The Sassenachs and the Weegies will never understand.

>>11098494
What is it?

>>11098110

>depressing gray atmosphere
>parking lot full of 1.2l diesel shitboxes >spitting distance from dilapidated train station
>culturally enriched version of british "cuisine"
>eating with a blunt piece of wood because proper cutlery is too dangerous
>washed down with amerifat sludge

Everything in this pic is a reminder of how cucked you guys really are

>>11098496
It's one of these things which is exclusive to one particular locality, and every cunt and their granny has their own 'secret' recipe.
Most folks reckon it's a combination of a particular brand of brown sauce mixed with particular brands of either malt or distilled vinegar, or possibly non-brewed condiment, and maybe a little water to get it to the correct taste and consistency.
Every chip shop owner will have their own method of prep.
It essentially tastes like a really fucking spicy vinegar, and goes excellently with most chippy foods.

>>11098406
nah that's Canadians.
in Australia we have our fish n chips plain, just salted. a lemon slice or two for the fish, MAAAAAAAYYYYBBEEE some tomato sauce for the chips.
some hipsters and wogs put vinegar or mayo on it. tastes good but it's not 'Strayan so you'll get shitposted to death by your mates if they see you do it.

>>11098427
>mfw they tried to launch "munchy boxes" in Australia but they failed because people thought they were either "too unhealthy" or citycucks thought they were culturally appropriating someone

>>11098514
it's honestly prob just bbq sauce with some vinegar in it.

>>11098406
Malt vinegar is so fucking fantastic on fried fish

>>11098552
Australia, land of the free, home of the cucks.

>>11098554
It's most definitely not a BBQ style sauce, brown sauce is a fair bit sharper, and usually much less sweet.
I understand that years ago,most folks made it using a brown sauce from a company called 'Rowats', which might or might not still make it.
These days, most folks would probably recommend using 'Gold Star' brown sauce.
You can't use HP sauce, it doesn't work very well.

DESIGNATED

>eating pajeet poo-in-loo "food"
>british cuisine
cuck

>>11098630

>>11098498
The parking lot is for the people that drove to the station and then boarded the train you moronic amerishart

>>11098110
Why do you post this same image every single day? Is your life really that dull?

>>11098110
That's not fish and chips, it's a battered sausage.

>>11098110
I was London recently and every fish and chip I had was shit. Why can't you make your own dishes well?

>>11098110
Why is it that Brits put curry on more shit than Indian people? Did you run out of marmite?

>>11099512
Chip shop curry sauce isn’t like the Indian stuff.
More like the bland nip stuff. It’s not spicy at all.

>>11098280
That image is from the Netherlands.

>>11099496
>fish and chip
You only asked for a single chip?
Are you on a low carb diet or something?

>>11099496
>American tourist eating fish and chips in London.
You fuckers are so gullible.
Try the coast next time and perhaps you won’t be so disappointed.

>>11098231
This is the worst imitation of chavvery I have ever experienced.

>>11099568
>he asked for a large fry
Kek

>>11098110

That's clearly a battered sausage

>>11098135
Old steam trains blackened the bricks in the past. Now many years later the face of some bricks have deteriorated and the face has broken off. Revealing the original colour.

God I'm so happy I'm not a bong

>>11099496
>eating seafood in a land locked city
OH NO NO NON NOAHAHAHA

>>11098514
this is what they refer to as "salt & sauce" correct?

>>11100233

To be fair, West Yorkshire chippies are dead-on, pal

>>11100240
Yup.
In the East coast, they serve salt'n'sauce, on the West coast it's salt'n'vinegar.
I believe that there might be further variations up in the Highlands / Aberdeen area. I know they have something called 'red sauce' which isn't actually tomato ketchup, but I have no idea what it actually is.

>>11098399
Aussies need not apply