/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11098523
>mid 30's
>prefers anal to regular intercourse
>doesn't wipe after shitting
>90+ lbs overweight

Had my one meal a day a couple hours ago

>2 “hamburger patties” made from 450gr minced beef
>500gr wok vegetable mix
>4 large onions cooked until sweet and soft
>a few tablespoons of bearnaise mayo

>coffee
>coffee
>3 yellow peanut butter m&ms and coffee
Lunch is in 45 minutes. Its leftover mashed potatoes and shredded pork

>>11098523
2 aspirin
Cranberry juice
Coffee
Granola bar

Just some cups of fruit jogurt

>>11099014
Keto memer right there

>>11098523
I'll just do yesterday since today just began.
>Cliff bar and black coffee for breakfast
>A couple of ham sandwiches
>Had ribeye steak fried potatoes and veggies for dinner

>>11098523
are you ok dude?

>I haven't eaten anything in like 12 hours but it's only 10 where I am.

I haven't ate anything yet today, I fast for 18 to 22 hours a day.
Here are all the ingredients I'll eat when I end the fast; 3 eggs, 40g of olive oil, 400g of baby shrimp, 200g Pitah, 50g tahini, 30ml lemon juice, two small potatoes, a sweet potato, carrot and 100g sour cream 27% fat.

>>11099014
Based and red pilled for doing OMAD

A cup of shitty Keurig coffee, a glass of water, and a cold strip of bacon. Obviously the bacon was cooked first.

>>11098523
a bowl of cereal

2 bananas
2 cold shitty sausages
taco casserole

3 milk duds and a glass of water

>6 glasses of water
>2 packets of oatmeal
>bowl of salsa
>32 flat pretzels
normal day so far

>Nothing

>4 shots of espresso
>1 blueberry yogurt from the brand Wallaby's
>about 6 strawberries

>>11099817
>mostly normie
>goes to 4chins but only blue boards
>decently in shape, but not crazy swole
>employed

>>11099776
>skinny
>tired
>browses the internet all day errday
>has a skinny boyfriend

For me:
A few tomato basil harvest crisps
Half a bottle of rose wine (well, it's in a can, but same amount)

I'm going to make some sweet potato fries in a few minutes. I got a new job today, so I'm kind of celebrating.

>>11098523
>6 cups of water
>350ml of schnapps
>2 cups of soda
>13 Lay's chips
>1 fun size Mounds candy bar
>watching people react to fullmetal alchemist brotherhood on youtube

Last 6 hours?
>7:50 Cig
>8:03 Black Coffee
>11-Noon 3 digs

1:27pm now

>Mozz. cheesestick
>chai latte
>romaine salad with chicken, tomato, onion, feta, carrot and broccoli

Coffee with milk and oat bikkies for breakfast.
A banana mid morning.
Pasta with zucchine in egg sauce for lunch.
Large amounts of water.

>>11099902
>rose and sweet potato fries
Party hard.

Golden Grahams cereals and milk.

>yogurt
>eggs
>fiber one cereal
>milk
>chicken breast
>broccoli
>salmon
>spinach
>broccoli

>>11098523
Handful of sour Skittles
Half pint of vodka
Half a microwaved bratwurst

>>11099981
was the bratwurst precooked, or raw when you microwaved it?

>>11099985
Yes.

>small glass of kefir
>handful of blueberries + some grapes
>2 cups of coffee
>scrambled eggs with ham chunks mixed in

>>11098523
>hemp protein shake made with milk and banana
>2 cups of black coffee
>2 scrambled eggs topped with natto and hot sauce

>>11100028
>hemp
We don't allow drugfags on 4chan.

>>11098523
>sour cream donut
>2 egg omelette
>vitamins
>1.5 cold pancakes from yesterday
>apple juice
I should probably eat some lunch christ

>>11100030
i-it was leftover powder from my dad :(

>>11100028
>ingesting hemp

A Dave's single and large fry from Wendy's with a Dr pepper, and an apple

>black coffee
>cheddar cheese
>watermelon
>potato leek soup

>>11098523
>Slice of grain bread with butter
>2/3ds of a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos Puffs
>Water

>>11098523
>Fried egg and 2 toast.
>Soup with veggies.

>>11098523
Goulash

Thai iced coffee 700ml(coffee, stevia, 60ml heavy cream)

56g raw almonds

Thai iced coffee

500ml home made Thai green curry with broccoli, chicken and tofu

Korean rice donut
Tous Les jour peanut butter creme bread 2x
Green tea donut 2x

Thai iced coffee

Melon milk carton

Blueberry yogurt bread

Raspberry green tea kit Kat


I've been awake since 35 hours ago though so I counted it as one day

>>11101153
I read 6 hours as one day. I fucked this up.

>>11100061

6 cups of coffee with half and half.
Bottom of a blueberry muffin.
Peanut butter and jam sandwich crust, small slice of cantelope, 7 goldfish crackers.
Leftover coffee, with unsweetened cashew milk and ice.
Will make husband and kids steak, mushrooms, and potatoes for dinner. I'll probably eat cold steak with some triscuits and cheese after the baby is asleep. Maybe have a Dr Pepper.

>>11098523
Story?

I lurk daily, but have never posted before. Randomly replied to someone and also fucked up the timeline. That was like 12 hrs. >>11101196

>>11101250
There's not really any story, anon.
The show was low-budget when it first started, so Michael Richards had to be paid entirely in watermelons for his work as "Kramer" on the first season.
Yes, it has been speculated that this is what led to his burning hatred of the blacks he has never confirmed it.

>>11099027
Alcoholic.

>>11098523
>two sandwiches, one with a fried egg, another with chocolate sprinkles
>half a ball of burrata
>a kebab

>>11101281
Don't try to meme at me, bub. What's the real story?

>Can of Spaghetti O's with Meatballs
>Two pieces of buttered white bread
>Toffee ice cream bar

2 eggs, 3 slices of bacon, piece of herby goat cheese

>>11098523
what did he do with all those melons bros

>"homemade" pizza with premade dough that was rolled up in a can thing
>2 mackerels
>half a bowl of brown rice and couldnt be bothered finishing the rest
>peas carrots and sweetcorn
>protein shake

Nothing

>>11099021
>IT worker
>depressed with no real goals in life
>doesn't feel unaccomplished, but not very accomplished either
>goes out drinking on weekends to forget about his miserable life

>>11099040
>underage or manchild

>>11099053
>permabulker bloatmax

>>11099073
t. retard-o

>>11099100
>middle aged man who could've made it pro in HS
>now has a shitty office job and reads the newspaper

>>11099491
>typical vark sauce thread spammer who doesn't even eat or cook

>>>11099757
>the NEET who doesn't know what the fuck is going on in his life and lost direction
>what is he gonna eat tomorrow? nobody knows he might have a bowl of spaghetti or perhaps some pea soup, maybe just a bowl of oats or a burger from mcdonalds

>>11099842
>soyboy
>guaranteed beard
>guaranteed wears thick framed glasses
>wears sandals with shorts regularly

>>11099936
>teenager-early 20s still in school
>still lives with parents
>has not experienced any hardships

>>11099944
>middle aged man that wears loose fitting jeans
>is very skinny, but also out of shape and very hairy
>more wrinkles than my unerect penis
>teeth worse than your average brit

>>11099946
>man who eats like woman
>drink of choice is soy latte
>avoids beef or any masculine looking food because it probably hurts his jaw from all the chewing
>light skinned, delicate and has probably never touched a weight or exercised

>>11099978
>counting burned calories
>healtnut who is miserable with his life but at least he looks good

>>11099981
>typical college student living in dorm

>>11100014
>nonamerican who lives a pretty average life
>probably has a stable job and a stable family

>>11100028
>despite having the most organic ingredients still looks like shit
>starts the keto/vegan/vegetarian threads

>>11100031
>future diabetus
>overweight, but not morbidly obese
>health is shit but he's a normie

>>11100103
>NEET living in his parent's house but isn't completely catered to
>eats scraps and leftovers from parents as they have told him to help him pay for groceries or not eat

>>11100164
>varker

>>>11100181
>boring ass dude who thinks soups are healthy even though he always asks for a large coke when eating at MCD's

>>11101153
>feminine brittle 20-30 something year old soyboy
>follows trends
>probably likes wood-looking stuff and doesn't own a single stainless steel appliance or cookware
>most likely has a bamboo cutting board and grows plants by his window
>nails are not too long but long for a man
>hands are smoother than a baby's bottom despite being a man and not even moisturizing
>skin is perfect
>lovehandles are present and has a saggy chest despite being lower body fat, also no muscle definition

>>11101196
>female that intimidates soyboys with her presecence
>more confident than your typical soylent product eater

>>11101304
>on the road to become morbidly obese

>>11101322
>the cast-iron spammer
>doesn't know how to cook or doesn't even cook
>will argue with you on best method to cook despite buying canned/boxed food only
>is a tastelet and will automatically dismiss everyone's argument on fresher food

>>11101356
>old school /ck/ poster
>loves cooking and food
>is concerned about his health so he keeps it controlled, but doesn't nazi up on his macros
>can't wait to wake up tomorrow and cook his next meal

>>11099902
those bean crisps are god tier snacking

>pasta with basic jar tomato sauce, grated parmezan cheese and mushrooms
>two pieces of bacon-wrapped minced veal
>two pieces of sliced deli chicken fillet
>quark-based drink, 200g's
>approx half a bottle of Jack and Daniels

>About a pound of chicken wings
>6 old style pilsners
>Handful of beer nuts
>A big glass of water
>A few big sips of moonshine my friend made

Fennel salad
Curry chicken. Fried cabbage and tomato. Steamed cob corn with butter.
A handful of muscadines.
Lots of water.

>cornbread made with lots of bacon grease
>purple Hull peas
>fried okra
>meat loaf


>>11101356
>mid-twenties
>dirty bulkan

>>11099046
An onion has a massive amount of carbs. That can't be keto.

>avocado; mashed with salt and pepper
>English muffin
>4 slices of smoked ham; grilled in butter
>2 poached eggs
>2 black coffees
It’s 11am here so basically what I had for breakfast at 6am

>>11101569
You are an alcoholic in denial, which is why you only sipped the moonshine: so you could tell yourself you can control your habit, even though you are already quite buzzed on pilsners

>>11101594
You are sexually attracted to women (male) and want to be lean to get with them, but you're already a fat fuck so yo overcompensat by eating extremely lean most of the time but still using all the remainder of your calories with a 'healthy snack' lik heavily buttered corn.

>>11101620
You are a Briton with basic cooking skills and no sense of humor or fun.

>>11101565
Generic /fit/ user, borderline alcoholic, works a non-9 to 5
>>11101569
Hung out with mates tonight, had a good time but mostly relaxed watching/playing something. Slightly overweight, quite tall
>>11101594
Cutting, currently around mid teens bf% and aiming for the 10s. Lifts are mediocre but decent by normie standards

>>11101565
>that jar of tomato sauce isn't the only basic thing in the house
>regularly trips to the grocery store and doesn't know what a shopping list is
>lives paycheck to paycheck and wonders why he's always broke

>>11101569
>beer-bellied old hairy man
>talks about the good times, despite him never experienced any
>always thought of himself to be in really good shape, when in reality he was just fat
>hairy ass and always smells like lemon

>>11101594
>pajeet meets america
>wears polo shirts with popped collars in public
>smells like curry and zest

>>11101614
thats just some weird shit that you eat, literally what the fuck is up with that combination. all of ya'll eat some weird ass shit seriously, god damn

>>11101620
>normie that can cook but didn't learn to cook from need, but because his parents forced him to
>never bothered to expand his culinary skills
>probably doesn't drink single origin light roasted Ethiopian coffee made on an aeropress

From 6pm - 12am yesterday
>3pcs Tesco Southern Fried Chicken
>2 cups of instant coffee
>2 jugs of water
>Porridge with salted egg, fried anchovies, and soy sauce.

>>11101628
How the fuck did you know I was a generic /fit/ user if I used bacon and parmezan? Fuck you're good. On point with the borderline alcoholism (I'm extremely receptive to addictions of any kind), but I'm a student so I don't work.

>>11099978
what diet tracker thing is that?

>>11098523
> I poached egg with one English muffin and some reheated
> 3 small pretzels
> handful of "Veggie chips"
>Slice of chocolate cake (it's mah birthdaaaay)
>finger scoop of Peanutbutter.

It's 3AM and I am making spaghetti with chopped parsley and garlic and a little olive oil.
Having a lager with it since I'm out of wine.

>>11101646
Asian or some other eastern non-white (or raised by a parent who was), never been over weight to the annoyance of your friends, probably a girl or feminine, barely enjoys eating

>>11101625
Pretty accurate
>>11101628
Mostly spot on but I'm a manlet and not overweight

>>11101659
Chubby girl who doesn’t understand CICO, but due to certain habits has never hit fat status

>Made "Eggroll in a bowl", and ate 1/3rd of it
>2 Diet Mountain Dews
>1 Pickle

Later tonight, I'll have 3 hardboiled eggs, and a baby bell cheese. Maybe another pickle.

>>11099014
Impressionable teen with homosexual tendencies he will not admit.

>>11099073
You're one of those people who memes exceedingly hard on the internet but is extremely introverted irl; you are also extremely impressionable.

>>11101325
You're the kind of guy who thinks he's the cool guy in the group, and actually is, but only because of his utter blandness being unfrustrating to anyone in bhis group of friends.

>>11101676
Mostly cooks meme food you find offline, can’t be bothered expanding culinary skills nor need to as it’s very easy to please you with food and anything beyond is just meh. Guy, average weight and height, maybe a closet tranny, weaboo

>>11101659
Soccer mom who learned about diets from infomercials in the 90's, and thinks she's being "healthy"

>>11101660
Drunk britbong, gut is quite huge from constant drinking

>>11101646
Nigga who works an 8 hr shift at the gas station, and can't afford real food unless it's his lunch break. Subsists off grocery store clearance food.

One whole frozen pizza
2 chocolate chip cookies with milk
A liter of seltzer water

>>11101712
You never had to cook as a kid, your family even cut your steaks for you. Now as an adult you can't function, Much less cook on a daily basis. That would mean dishes and "ruining" the most basic of foods, and you're poor because you never had any drive so dropped out of college less than a semester in. Welcome to your 20's.

>>11101655
Cronometer. I like it for the micronutrients>>11101506
>>healtnut who is miserable with his life but at least he looks good
I'm actually still slightly overweight but trying to get better. Doing that has helped me lose 105lbs so far and I'm a lot happier overall.

>2 double cheeseburgers and fries from white mana in hackensack instead of my usual jersey city
>24oz bottle of corona with dinner
>consumed in the parking lot
>small piece of dark chocolate leftover from packed lunch

Wake up at 7
Bring egg, zucchini, and onion scramble with bacon breakfast casserole to work to eat.

Eat reheated Sous Vide lamb with truffle mashed potatoes for lunch.

Come home from work late, 7pm
Eat Sous Vide filet with shallot/garlic/king oyster mushroom duxelles and smoked blue cheese melted on top with side of cottage cheese for dinner.

Fuck you anons, only God can judge me.

>>11098523
>Two liters of tap water.
>1 slice rye bread
>2 slices colby cheese
>1/2 spoonfull of watermelon. It went weird and squishy before I cut it open. It is gonna go in the trash I think.

>>11098523
>hazelnut cold brew with coconut creamer
>garlic spinach with smoked salmon
>raspberries, pomegranate, and blackberries
>frozen pineapple with some spirulina, blended with coconut water.
>sliced cucumbers with salt, pepper, and line juice.

>>11101784
Well damn anon God is judging you hard.

>>11101804
You should buy your watermelons with a return policy

103g of pasta (dry weight)
80g of oatmeal (dry weight)
120g carrot
600g of green beans.
spoonful of tomato paste
various spices.

>>11099073
That's a pretty retarded quantity of food.
>I say you're a beanlord on a landscaping crew.

>>11101784
you live like I want to live

but logistically, do you bring 2 sets of utensils to work? that's a lot of dishes

>>11099956
>The vegatarian memer shitting up the board.
>Probably makes snuff porn for work.

Haha I've been told that I'm intimidating.
The cashew milk is for my kid, though, he's got issues with cows milk, hates almond and coconut milk, and I'm never going to give my boy soy.

>>11099978
Enjoy your Vitamin K overdose when it inevitably comes.

>>11099978
>>fiber one cereal
??? that stuff is inedible. eat oatmeal instead and throw that shit away.

>>11101893
>inedible
I like it.
>>11101876
It's only half of the maximum dose. I'm good.

>>11101304
>A typical Swede

>>11101907
>I like it.
you like eating paper? ok.

>leftover turkey and bacon sandwhich
>leftover gyro bowl
>a gummy burger
>lots of water

>>11101875
based and redpilled

>>11100164
>>11101506
>varker

Ooooh hoo hoo. You just got meme'd on bitch.
You gonna take that shit?

>>11098523
>blueberry strawberry banana protein smoothie
>8 pringles jalapeno & cheese
>half a strawberry turnover
>piece of almond brittle
>latte
>cinnamon sugar cake donut (60g)
>chocolate frosted cake donut (60g)

>>11101614
>yeoo a brack woman.

>Brown sugar oatmeal
>Greentea
I am a very basic person.

>>11101811
>girl (male) who constantly does cardio
>trying to turn into skeletor
>will ultimately get shanked in an alley for pulling the "here's my feminine penis" trick on the wrong guy.

>>11101804
Update: I had a snack
>3 maraschino cherries
>2 batons of oven baked parsnips with s&p
>another liter of water

>>11101827
marathoner?

>>11098523
Chick-fil-A sandwich
12 count nuggets
Large fry
Water

Lemon peels

>>11101939
>suicidal diabetic.

Goodnight, sweet prince.
>sweet *rimshot*

>>11102027
>fatass who is trying to quit soda
>still eats too goddamn much food.
>webpage designer

I had

>banana, frozen mixed berry, oatmeal, milk and honey smoothie

>>11102032
>you're a sentient wifi-enabled trash can.

>4 strips of bacon and three eggs
>Protein shake
>2 mandarins
>poached chicken, beans and avocado wraps
>6 beers

>>11102013
>single
>lives alone in a small apartment
>Has a pet cat
>talks on the phone with his grandparents every day
>still owns a rear projection TV but doesn't watch it

Last six hours?
>baked pork chop
>a little mashed potatoes with pork gravy
>a small caesar salad with romaine lettuce
>glass of pepsi with ice
>welch's fruit snacks pouch (mixed fruit flavor)

>>11102025
>marathoner?
That was my dinner. I only eat twice a day. I actually don't run at all because it's bad for the body. I bike instead, and also use a bike trainer.

>>11101633
>thats just some weird shit that you eat, literally what the fuck is up with that combination. all of ya'll eat some weird ass shit seriously, god damn
Lick my sack, at least my stuff is all home cooking. You're probably the m&ms/coffee kid

>16 G&Ts
>two cold sausages from the fridge
>some Tyrell's Furrows, cheese and pickled onion, not really as cheesy as I hoped

>>11102096
Get it together man, it's fucking Wednesday.
>I've had 5 slugs-worth of whiskey and 3 beers

>>11102075
>single
>lives alone in a small apartment
>Has a pet cat
True
>>talks on the phone with his grandparents every day
Not really once a week or so.
>>still owns a rear projection TV but doesn't watch it
I do own one yes but I dont watch tv at all. Damn you were pretty much spot on.

>>11102051
Close

>>11102096
>a disappointment to your parents
>dead end job that you hate
>one ex girlfriend in your past that you never got over
>no hobbies or useful skills
>small circle of friends keeps getting smaller

>>11102104
I was too hungover to make anything decent.

>>11102117
You need to go lower.

"The CEO" and urban fries from Burgerfi
A cup of grape sprite
Milk duds and a coke

>grilled sandwich with chicken thigh, havarti, pickled onions, mustard, and hot sauce
>an apple
>a bowl of Greek yogurt with an absolute fuckload of passionfruit (felt like 2/3 cup pulp and seeds)
>a mango
>slice of bread with butter
>blended frozen banana thing with blueberries
>bowl of arugula
First food was at about 3:00 PM.

>>11098523
Coffee
3 mugs of green tea
A pork gyro
Hummus
Handful of brazil nuts
Handful of almonds
Few squares of dark chocolate
Medium sized banana
500g of brussel sprouts

>>11101437
Not that guy you responded to are you describing yourself? Because it described me 6-12 months ago. Except replace no real life goals with currently unattainable life goals.

>>11098523
>had a bowl of chili that my coworker had extra
>peanut m&ms
>stopped at jack in the box for 8 tacos on the way home
>currently baking coconut macaroons for work pot luck tomorrow
>two glasses of milk

A fajita and several of my stitches.

>>11101670
>>11101700
Ha. You're both kind of close. The kicker is that the veggie chips and pretzels were bummed off a friend, so they're kind of a red herring.
For dinner I had ceviche.

>>11098523
PB&J on wheat
3 Hydrox cookies
12 oz of grape juice
36 oz water

>>11098523
4 cups of coffee
2 rye bread sandwiches, one with cream cheese, one with Gouda

Gonna have to go out to eat lunch since I ate my last leftovers yesterday

Probably around 1.5L water
Pulled pork curry pie (was really impressed with this, pastry was nice and buttery, a lot better than i was expecting)
Most of the wedges on my plate
Flat white
Am now downing a shitty instant coffee

Reheated some leftover curry for yesterday and it's almost 4am

a single dry pancake

>>11103306
lmaoing at ur life

>>11103313
frick you bully!!!

>>11098523
>a few pizza pringles
>some blue pop rocks
>a bowl of chicken stew with various vegetables that i made yesterday
>pasta

>100g of smoked salmon
>leftover stroganoff with potatoes and frozen peas/beans/broccoli
>one pear
>one mandarin
>one flat white made with an aeropress and a microwave frother
>one salty plum

>2 scrambled eggs with bell peppers and onions
>3 toasted corn tortillas
>can of coke
>half a pack of Turkish royals

>>11103053
Just like a whore to be deceitful.

>>11103456
>male
>previous or current bad acne
>skinnyfat
>reads even though he doesn't like it much
>used to post on /v/ or /tv/ almost exclusively but has switched to minor boards
>father was a heavy drinker

>>11103423
>drinks ipa's almost exclusively
>likes to talk about themselves at parties
>no discernable personality but a disproportionately large ego
>has a varied enough vocabulary to disguise just how dull they really are

Sorry anon you seem like a person who acts like everyone else is an extra in a film about your life.

>Cup of coffee
>musli with yoghurt
>shitload of water
>a bunch of pasta

but i'm only awake since 4 hours

>omelette with edamame
>black coffee
>glass of orange juice

>>11103507
>drinks ipa's almost exclusively
nah, my mum bought me the coffee stuff and I stole a bunch of random shit from the work fridge because the rest of the company is away for a week

the other points are probably true, I dunno

>>11098523

>three 42oz steel reserves
>three bags of potato chips

>3 caffeine pills
>1L water

>>11103524
/alc/
>>11103528
/fa/

A slice of rye bread with smoked mackerel and mayo

4 bean mix
ground beef
cayenne pepper

>>11098523
>four cans of Voodoo Ranger IPA
>bag of flaming hot Chester's fries
>a whopper without a soda or fries

>a bowl of carbonara with prawns and asparagus
>another bowl of carbonara with prawns and asparagus

>>11103933
Chubby and Hispanic

>Glass of iced coffee made from moka and almond milk
>Slice of homemade bread topped with olive oil, tomato and jamon serrano
>Blackeye peas and Swiss chard cooked together in olive oil, garlic and lemon juice

Oatcakes with jam and brie cheese.
Sausage casserole with sweet potato and broccoli.

>>11104329
T. Insufferable cunt

>>11104399
You are correct

Three Coffees
Toast
Wendy's 4 for 4

I've eaten eight slices of toasted bread, dry and a quart of coffee.

>>11104553
I forgot a comma.

>>11098523
>Cheese crackers
>Instant cantonese rice
>Half a melon
>2 peaches
>Beer
>5 cups of coffee
>2 hawaian woodrose baby seeds
>Potatoes and scallops with a cream and mushroom sauce
>Green tea and lemon juice

>breakfast pizza
>made with flat bread, roasted red pepper, homemade pizza sauce and shredded brussel sprouts
>turkey sandwich with sauerkraut, roasted red pepper, mozzarella cheese and mustard
>chips and fresh salsa with some hot sauce
>some dried figs

>>11104617
>mid 20’s
>fried brain
>live alone, make decent money but still struggling
>clean house once a month in a manic fit
>insomniac
>smokes weed every day

>water
>Reuben sandwich w/ Old Bay chips
>more water

>>11101289
Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk.

bowl of oat bran porridge
half a dozen plums
bowl of leftover black beans
finna drink some mint tea

>>11104676
Wow you got everything right except for the weeb part. I am an alcoholic though. And the cleaning is more of a once every two month thing

>>11104819
Weed* goddamnit

Breakfast: coffee with milk; also, cereal and milk with a banana in it.
Second-breakfast: two prickly pears.
Lunch: fishball curry soup with white rice.
Currently eating: cucumber salad with lemon dressing.
Throughout the morning and afternoon: a fuckton of water.

>>11104838
Also pistachios. Forgot those.

It's the first day of the state fair in MN, so:
18, 12oz glasses of milk (it was all you can drink, over 6 hours.)
1 "big fat bacon"
1 roasted corn cobb
1 mini roti jerk chicken wrap w/ scorpion pepper hot sauce
12 oz lemonade
1 small cookie

I really overdid it.

>green beans
>poorly made cheesy scalloped potatoes
>6 burnt fishsticks and a random piece of fried chicken
>5 bottles of water
>chips and french onion dip
I would kill for something decently made and fulfilling.

Lunch and dinner were back to back, i also had a bunch of romaine lettuce which i didn't bother to log

Leangains btw

Turkey meatloaf

Shake with blueberries, peanut butter, and a scoop of chocolate protein powder

>2 cups coffee
>2 bottles water
>one corn cob
>boiled potatoes skin on
>boiled carrots
>baked ham
>one square coconut cake
>4 cigarettes

>Taco Bell double cheesy gordita crunch box with reaper ranch fries
>1 and 1/4 can of Earthquake malt liquor

4 cans enlightenmint yerba mate
Bits and pieces of carne asada, fried chicken, and falafel
Sauteed vegetables over rice
Burger w/ pickled onions, Swiss, guac
Salad w/ greens, onion tomato carrot, basil oil, lemon juice, feta, za'atar
Box of chicken shwarma over pilaf, plus lentil soup and a fatoush salad (and a piece of very tasty baklava)
Premade bean and cheese burrito
Tub of chocolate ice crea.
Pack of Marlboro reds
About half a gram of wax
5-6 beers (light ale)

I weigh 130 lbs and I haven't eaten dinner yet

>>11106664
Also in the last 48 hours I was on the clock for 30 of them, GUESS WHAT INDUSTRY HAHAHAHA

Coffee
2 fried eggs on 2 pieces of sourdough toast
Bread pudding
Raw almonds
Kombucha
Fried potatoes

>>11101870
No and no.
I'm about as vegetarian as a grizzly during salmon season.

>>11098523
bowl of crab and corn soup
box of delights chips
4 1/3 of a doughnut (or 1.3 of a full doughnut)
1 paracetamol

>>11098523
Fanta Orange Soda
a tin of Spam
Nilla wafers to counter the spam's saltiness
a tin of oysters
a Olde English 800 beer
75mg of Diphenydramine

>>11098523
>1 american corn that was steamed in a batch in a metal steamer you most likely do knot own
>5 bottles of water

>>11098523
>vodka and pelligrino (waking up)
>family meal (rice and rare skirt stake)
>shift (shots of tequila and various other drinks)
>post shift (7-11 taquitos and two microwavable burgers)
>currently (vodka and soda with cookies)
I'm going to wake up drinking to keep it going.

Bartending sucks this way.

>>11098523
Fried chicken sandwich with pulled pork, mac and cheese, with a ghost chili mayo and BBQ sauce with a chocolate oreo shake on the side. I got it from a place in Illinois if anyone knows it.

>Pepperoni, lettuce, and cheddar on baguette with mayo so I don't choke to death on the driest of breads
>French-press coffee with hot cocoa mix thrown in
>Half of an apple that I didn't need for a batch of pumpkin soup I'm making for later in the day

>>11098523
>2 scrambled eggs
>2 tbsp butter
>1 tsp dried chives
>1 oz cheddar cheese
>Salt and pepper
>Coffee
All eaten separately, of course.

>>11098523
>coffee
>2 handfuls of crisps
>a biscuit
>2 licorice bars

>>11101310
This is the last known photograph of Franz Kafka, taken shortly before his untimely death. It has been colored and remastered for maximum quality.

A spinach and kale salad with two soft boiled eggs and 3 strips of bacon

>>11098523
Cheerios with chocolate milk and three slices of French toast

>>11098523
Dry Special K red berries(they're dried strawberries) and water

Peanut butter and banana sandwich
Cold coffee with milk
Some lychee
A slice of cauliflower-and-potato casserole
A slice of canteloupe
A burger (so no: I'm not a fucking vegetarian), no cheese

two bacon mcdoubles a large fry and a coke. can't help eating like shit on my days off because all i do is drink and take dabs.

Breakfast
>two pieces of whole wheat toast with butter and strawberry jam
>1 cup of soy milk
>1 banana
Lunch
> tteokbokki with rice cakes, rice, green beans, shredded cabbage, green onion and tofu
Snack
>frozen berries

am i gonna become a woman soon?

>Meatballs and pasta sauce home cooked by my mum, but on top of chips (British ver) instead of pasta because I didn’t want to make pasta
>Some cold pizza
>Lucozade

>>11098523
> 3 scrambled eggs
> two slices of white toast with strawberry jam
> half glass of OJ
> cup of coffee with cream and sugar

2 cups of distilled water
1 glass of 1% milk
The rest of the apple juice in the jug ~1/2 cup
1 Nectarine
2 Oxycodone 10s

>>11101551
Close but 99% of the things I own are carbon steel and I don't grow plants. Also most of the things you listed are normal for an Asian female kek

Chic fil A spicy sandwich with waffle fries and a Diet Coke.

>8oz chicken
>10oz chicken breast
skipped breakfast

>>11098523
In the past 6 hours? Nothing. And I did not just woke up, currently coming back from work.

>>11098523
i made an omelette with bacon and pepperjack and put it in a wheat tortilla
i put that shitty throw on pasta parmesan in the egg along with a bunch of basil parsley and oregano
i cant taste the herbs but theyre supposed to be good for you

bagel with cream cheese
pb&j
sauteed broccoli
tomatoes
avocado
kraut
a little bit of brisket
two fun size reeses
1 1/2 liters of water

Spring roll and a salad.

>cup of chocolate milk
>cup and a half granola and raisins
Will have dinner later

>>11098523
Nothing.
Last time I ate was a chocolate filled croissant 7 hours ago

>stir fry (pork, carrot, broccoli, celery, red pepper, garlic, ginger, hot peppers, szechuan sauce)
>apple
>currently eating peanut butter straight out the jar

>>11098523
>absolutely nothing
>haven't eaten or drank any food in 29 hours

>>11098523
>salad with a pork piece I cooked today
>home made cheese bread (baked 3 days ago)
>one pineapple slice
>banana milk, with a spoon of chia

>big bowl of poke
>Chicken salad sandwich
>Kombucha

delicious

>>11109511
post titties little slant eye baby

baked sawi and tater tots

>vodka
>pizza
>lemon la croix
>tastes of kuhelhopf raisin macerating liquid

It’s gonna be good, bros

>>11109964
one avocado can keep me "full feeling" for 6 hours. are you people misreading OP and posting your meals for the day? because I can not picture how anyone can eat so much within 6 hours

>watermelon & feta, olive oil & lemon juice dressing
>1.5 glasses of water
>bowl of leftover mac & cheese, brussels sprouts, chopped-up hot dog
>3 redd's strawberry ales
>handful of chocolate chips

>two bananas
>grilled chicken
>rice
>yogurt
>omelet

And:
>one glass of milk
If that helps.

>>11110773
it wasnt a full avocado it was only a small sliver included with the other vegetables on a small plate for dinner

1lb chicken tenders
Burrito bowl from sheetz
Pesto pasta with skrimp

>>11110819
Sounds fucking delicious.

Brown rice Rice Krispies

>4 pain au chocolat
>2 packs of Walkers crisps/'chips'
>1 large dominos pizza, with garlic bread and dominos cookies

>Two espresso shots
>glass of water
>3 cigarettes
>2 paracetamol
I am a bartender