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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>says 1:70
>fails
>put in 3 more minute
>kino is back in session

why is this a thing.

>> No.11093064

>>11093042
Go home you're drunk.

>> No.11093066

>>11093064
No, I'M drunk

>> No.11093072

>>11093042
Pop until it doesn't pop so much
Is /tv/ worse than here?

>> No.11093096

>>11093072
No... Every retard refugee from other boards had flooded /ck/ turning it into a low IQ stew.

>> No.11093104

>>11093096
At least stew is good and food related. I prefer beef to lamb stew

>> No.11093114

>>11093104
Beef is the way to go with stew, for sure.

Lamb I enjoy on its own with just salt and pepper.

>> No.11093119

>>11093096
/Ck/ has sucked ass as long as I can remember.

>> No.11093129

>>11093119
No man it's never been this bad. The worst shit we used to deal with was "how do I cook ramen?", I have $5 to use for food for the next month, or McDonalds threads.

>> No.11093137

>>11093042
Make popcorn on the stovetop, buy the kernels and add your own butter+seasoning.

>> No.11093140

>>11093119
So you only got here a year ago?

>> No.11093146

>whole grain popcorn
yikes

>> No.11093149

>>11093072
>Is /tv/ worse than here
Yes.

>> No.11093158

costco is run by a bunch of GOOFS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TS9qieKzSbo

>> No.11093163

>>11093042
There is no standard to popcorn cooking length, as each individual microwave is different. For mine, it's a bizarre set of steps.
>2 minutes
>when the timer reads 0:10, press the "add 30 seconds" button
>remove at :15

Always yields the perfect equilibrium, as many kernels popped as possible before burning sets in. I discovered this over years of experimentation, and while I'm proud of this I can't say it'll work on your unit.

>> No.11093348

>>11093163
So why not just do 2:45 to start with

>> No.11093390

>>11093348
Imagine being so bad at math and critical thinking that you can't get the right time the popcorn stays in the microwave

>> No.11093393

>>11093119
It's far worse. Can't have a discussion about anything without pseudo-political injections at every turn.

>> No.11093522

>>11093390
So 2:05 from the start then?

>> No.11093544

>>11093390
A simple math mistake is better than being so retarded that you probably think "microwave time" is a different unit of measurement than real life time

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11093557

>>11093042
>1:70

>> No.11095393

>>11093557
>bag says 1:40
>microwave popcorn time button says 1:70
>nothing happens
>put 3:00
>it pops

are you a brainlet?