quick Gordon Ramsey is angry. What do you cook him to calm him down?

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Anonymous Mon Aug 20 21:57:45 2018 No.11092650 [Reply] [Original]

quick Gordon Ramsey is angry.
What do you cook him to calm him down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:00:21 2018 No.11092660 >>11092650 sushi

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:07:30 2018 No.11092686 >>11092650 Opsis

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:08:37 2018 No.11092692 >>11092686 what's that

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:08:37 2018 No.11092691 >>11092650 How quick IS quick Gordon Ramsay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:08:46 2018 No.11092695 >>11092650 toasted butterwicks

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:08:54 2018 No.11092697 >>11092650 A noice Ruhsotto

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:09:41 2018 No.11092704 >>11092692 OP' is a faggot!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:12:03 2018 No.11092715 >>11092650 Ask for his daughters hand in marriage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:22:17 2018 No.11092744 >>11092650 A steaming plate of shit. At least that way when he says that it is shit he will be right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:24:15 2018 No.11092751 chip butty

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:25:17 2018 No.11092753 I'd make him an oroboros banana split. >That's where you shove a banana up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:26:23 2018 No.11092758 >>11092691 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:26:39 2018 No.11092762 Pot brownie with heroin in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:29:42 2018 No.11092772 File: 46 KB, 300x300, marco_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll make him cry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:31:49 2018 No.11092778 >>11092650 something middle eastern and if he says it's shit he gets arrested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:32:05 2018 No.11092780 >>11092772 igKnorr'ed

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:32:53 2018 No.11092782 >>11092772 RIP Anthony Bourdain

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:33:48 2018 No.11092785 >>11092780 He'd make you cry too. I saw an interview on his outlook on employees. A cruel master.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:42:06 2018 No.11092810 >>11092785 I put no stock in that statement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:47:39 2018 No.11092822 >>11092650 Fresh olive oil with just a touch of olive oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:50:23 2018 No.11092829 >>11092822 No Olive Oil to go with it? Plebian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 22:52:34 2018 No.11092832 File: 36 KB, 500x357, Oreo-Milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ez

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 23:00:25 2018 No.11092859 Undercooked chicken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 23:02:28 2018 No.11092864 File: 9 KB, 480x360, hqdefault(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothin. I ain't no bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 23:06:08 2018 No.11092875 >>11092810 I admire what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 23:09:36 2018 No.11092893 >>11092691 I lol'd out loud.

Anonymous Mon Aug 20 23:14:02 2018 No.11092912

>>11092650
Pan, hot.
Guanciale, in.
Render it.
Water, boiling.
Spaghettoni, in.
Just a touch of salt.
Now for the sauce.
One egg, one yolk.
Pecorino, freshly grated.
Mix.
Delicious.
Spaghettoni, in the pan, and stir.
Just a splash of water in the pan, keep stirring.
Sauce, in.
Beautiful.
That's what we're looking for.
Now finish it with pepper.
Just smell that.
Perfection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 23:19:52 2018 No.11092929 >>11092782 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 23:20:33 2018 No.11092932 >>11092912 Does speaking like that reveal his true power level as an autismo? >Or is it because the audience is so fucking dumb... Really makes you think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 20 23:52:28 2018 No.11093043 File: 59 KB, 680x680, loops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11092650

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 00:05:51 2018 No.11093094 >>11092929 No it wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 00:12:51 2018 No.11093117 >>11092932 Both

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 00:19:15 2018 No.11093138 File: 1.19 MB, 2560x1440, IMG_20180820_180739482[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11092650 Tartines I guess? If I just keep making different ones until my sourdough loaf runs out he's bound to like at least one of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 00:21:28 2018 No.11093150 ratatouille

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 00:21:32 2018 No.11093151 >>11092691 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 01:20:46 2018 No.11093342 >>11092650 Some soup. A Chinese delicacy I learned a while back. It's Cream of Sum Yung Boi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 01:43:31 2018 No.11093395 Get him two McChickens

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 01:45:44 2018 No.11093401 milk steak

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:03:08 2018 No.11093432 >>11092650 lööp

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:03:59 2018 No.11093434 >>11092832 ITS SOGGY GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:11:34 2018 No.11093450 >>11092810 Why are you so salty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:16:57 2018 No.11093461 IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- high pitched voice crack AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW slams skillet bits of food flies into hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:19:12 2018 No.11093468 >>11092864 Did the producers hire this guy or was he being serious? What would cause someone to act in such a way

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:21:28 2018 No.11093476 >>11093461 I love when his voice cracks because I think he gets more angry. I know I would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:28:08 2018 No.11093490 >>11092864 I almost made a thread about him the other day. Was he redpilled or just retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 04:50:52 2018 No.11093772 File: 1.12 MB, 1200x2198, 2018-08-04-kitchen-nightmares.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11092650 eazy

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 04:52:43 2018 No.11093781 >>11093490 >or

Anonymous Tue Aug 21 05:33:40 2018 No.11093889
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>>11092912
"Anon what the fuck is this? The sauce- the eggs are scrambled, did you forget to take the pan off of the heat before adding the sauce? What a fucking imbecile, i wouldn't serve this to a dog. Dissapointing, really.

Carbonara? More like craponara..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 05:43:10 2018 No.11093906 >>11092650 i will show him the newest Assassin's Creed: Odyssey trailer, then i will serve him a bowl of Kassandra's milkies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxkEfGMbGY

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 05:46:32 2018 No.11093914 >>11092650 Nothing. I'm not interested in the emotions of a literal hack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 05:47:46 2018 No.11093917 >>11093772 how does one draw like shadman and doesn't at the same time

Anonymous Tue Aug 21 05:53:26 2018 No.11093924

>>11092864
>You will never be an ex-military successful restaurant owner who gets libelously edited together because you didn't appreciate some civilian fag's R. Lee Ermey impression
Meanwhile the winner of that season went on to wash out of a line chef position and get arrested on drug charges.
An absolute joke of a show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 06:01:27 2018 No.11093935 Gordan...GORDAN calm down have a snickers ur not u when ur hungry

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 06:03:35 2018 No.11093941 >>11093935 >becomes Jamie Oliver Thanks mate, pukka snack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 09:11:03 2018 No.11094324 >>11092912 It's completely fucking fucked to fuck, you donkey!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 09:16:24 2018 No.11094336 >>11093917 He learned his proportions from looking at porn rather than figure drawing

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 09:17:22 2018 No.11094338 File: 118 KB, 1280x720, 1534810205779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11092650 burga

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 09:29:34 2018 No.11094358 I take him out of his element and introduce him to something he doesn't usually experience? We could do a rifle course and teach him some quick response drills and emergency life saving methods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 10:40:22 2018 No.11094575 >>11092691 Faster than easy gordon But not as fast as medium gordon

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 10:42:54 2018 No.11094589 >>11093924 Que? oh I see, you're a fucking moron. lmao i'm a veteran I can act like a douche on this show where I know the guys reactions are played up for laffs lol

Anonymous Tue Aug 21 10:55:04 2018 No.11094621

>>11094589
This post is illegible.
Are you insinuating that he "can't" act like a douche on a show, for some reason?

Again, this dude owns a successful restaurant, which is significantly higher achievement than half the winners of the show, several of whom are in jail or in unrelated business now.
And frankly calling Gordon Ramsay a bitch on TV is just entertaining television.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:05:26 2018 No.11094647 >>11092650 A burnt lettuce in a jelly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:08:14 2018 No.11094654 >>11094621 >This post is illegible. change your font?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:10:43 2018 No.11094661 >>11094654 Or you could learn how to spell, capitalize, and use punctuation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:16:34 2018 No.11094677 >>11094661 Not that anon, but you're kidding me right? Is english your first language?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:19:50 2018 No.11094684 File: 1.13 MB, 498x278, 1531578213293.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11092691

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:23:21 2018 No.11094699 >>11094338 that's just a meatloaf sandwich. Everyone knows the best burger comes from a thin patty.

Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:25:35 2018 No.11094711

>>11094677
>Not that anon, just an unrelated poster defending someone writing like a preteen girl on 4chan
I'm sure.
If you're trying to make a point then don't write like you're some faggot fresh out of a C- in 9th grade English. Or at least don't get upset when people dismiss your opinion out of hand because you type like a phoneposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:27:50 2018 No.11094720 File: 49 KB, 274x831, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11094711 >baseless accusations Anon. If you cannot understand what that anon meant I assure you that you are the one with a cognitive problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:37:44 2018 No.11094753 >>11093342 Ahhh the cream sauce from chef sum yung guy Haven’t heard that in a long time siiiip

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:40:16 2018 No.11094763 >>11092650 >Pee in bucket >Microwave until evaporated >Serv

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:53:32 2018 No.11094810 >>11094711 How lame is your life that you spend time doing this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 16:40:08 2018 No.11095858 >>11092650 A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 16:52:53 2018 No.11095913 >>11092691 10/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 16:53:38 2018 No.11095916 File: 107 KB, 851x640, feel good food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11092650

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 16:59:23 2018 No.11095952 >>11092650 meatloaf with vanilla sauce, sprinkled with thyme. garlic bread as a side dish. and some mocca buttermilk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 19:22:45 2018 No.11096522 >>11092691 top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 20:00:50 2018 No.11096637 File: 168 KB, 1811x953, waterphone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWN

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 20:18:48 2018 No.11096716 File: 1.10 MB, 540x540, 1531389434449.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11092691

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 22:47:58 2018 No.11097226 >>11092650 a chip butty for you my little angry soldier

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 22:49:21 2018 No.11097229 >>11092751 this

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 06:11:55 2018 No.11098389 >>11092650 Testicals

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