/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Medium French fry, Bacon mc double + 10 piece chicken nuggy.

...for you to walk into the drive thru lane and get hit

>>11086559
A $1 Big Mac, courtesy of their weekly mobile app deals.

2x mcvegans please.

>>11086559
Fillet O' Fish pls OwO

>>11086662
Literally gross uwu

>>11086801
No! shut up it's good!! UmU

>>11086559
A double cheeseburger. Plain.

2 mcdoubles, 2 junior chicken, large fry, 4 Mcchicken sauce, 2 ketchup, large vanilla shake

4 double quarter pounders
20 pc chicken mcnuggets
2 large fries

>>11086879
forgot pic

>>11086559
I wanna double cheeseburger
And hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin son
No seeds on the bun
Up in this drive thru
Order for two
Gotta cravin' for a number nine, like my shoe!
I need some chicken up in here,
In this hizzle
Fer shizzle my nizzle,
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother,
Another for ya mother
Double double supa size,
And don't forget the fries

2 McRibs, a McDLT, & a Shamrock shake

large car milk

>>11086559
bottle of water, please. thanks!

>>11086559
A new friend

>>11086889
gimme gimme gimme gimme cummies XD

Daily reminder that a 20 piece nug is only $0.40 more than a 10 piece

>>11086890
There’s no mcribs right now what else do you want?

>>11086559
For me, it's the McChicken

>>11086559
3 of these and a large fries. Thanks Anon.

>>11086559
one big tasty, a couple smoothies and maybe some water

>>11086559
havent had nuggets in a long time, so some nuggets and a small fry, thanks

>>11086885
>Ketchup with nuggets
Do people really do this?

>>11086559
2 Sausage McGriddles
10pc chix nuggy with bbq
Small fries

>>11086559
4 cheeseburgers and a medium size fanta

>>11086559
six nuggy with all the sauces
large fry, make sure its fresh
quarter pounder w chee
hot fudge sundae
coke

Fuck you mMcDonalds bot, now I need to get chicken nuggy on my way home. What the fuck

Double filet o fish with mustard no tartar, 2 hashbrowns and a ranch dipping cup

I just had their classic chicken sandwich for lunch today, and not to shill for mcdonalds but it really is one of the best chicken sandwiches in fast food especially when you can get it for a dollar

Double McFish and a large fry
hell maybe even an iced tea since it's still dollar drink days

>>11086559
McDonald's is bad when it's fresh. Eating it cold is literally black out drunk tier.

>>11086559
Cant they just start fucking delivering already?

>>11086559
Big mac meal, with a medium root beer!

Triple Cheese, Only Mac Sauce.
Large Fry.
I have water here.

>>11086559
Hot n' Spicy x2

2 McDoubles and a Diet Dr. Pepper pls

>>11086559
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

Yeah I'll get two junior mcchickens, a mcdouble and small fry, thanks bro

Jesus fucking Christ. I haven't had proper McDonalds in years. Got a burger once, but it had no bun for some reason. Didn't go back to that location, but it was the only one within 30 miles. It closed recently though, and a new one popped up with new employees and a new system. Might have to check it out.

>>11086559
2 small fries, 2 filet of fish, 2 double cheeseburgers. That was my go to order before I realized I was fat.

>>11087712
with fries, retard

>>11086559
Do ameritards actually eat this garbage?

>>11086559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgHA5gnkf8k

>>11087191
Based McChicken poster

>>11087873
They do in first world nations,

>>11086662
>666
Nice try, Satan

>>11087797
>Double filet o fish with mustard
hmmm.. this sounds disgusting but I am intrigued

>>11086559
2 sausage and egg mcmuffins w/ cheese and a hash brown

>>11086559
two double chee and a fryder on the sider

>>11086559
Large fry, Artisan Chicken Sandwich (No artisan sauce or mayo), Large Coke.

>>11086559
I want you back and with your money intact, I will cook you real food

>>11086559
We have food at home.

>>11089274
A single french fry?

Double quarter pounder with cheese
10 piece nuggets
Large fries
Large sprite

>>11089274
>Artisan Chicken Sandwich
lmao, do they really call it that?
does it feature painstakingly engraved floral motifs, studded with semiprecious gems?

>>11086559
Two McChickens and two McDoubles so I can make two McGangbangs
Also a couple of 40's from the gas station
Damn you McDonalds shill thread now I have to do this for lunch

>>11090000
quads confirm

>>11088744
ketchup is for nuggs, mayo is for fries, brainlet

>>11086559
Nothing for me thanks.

>>11086559
A big mac with no fries and still water (50 cl)
12 nuggets with barbecue sauce and sour-sweet sauce.

Yeah I wanna fuckin die

>>11090372
based

>>11086559
Two McDoubles and a large fry. Thanks

>>11086559
You and anyone unironically responding to your thread to die of heart disease within a few months.
God this place needs a pruning so bad.

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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>>11088428
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>>11088362
>>11087450
>>11086858

truly men of the highest order

>>11086607
good job friend

>>11086559
Let me get four mcdoubles, four mcchickens two large fries and two large cokes

Can I get a double Angus burger with caramel onions, cheese, bacon, large fries, also extra sauce and a little bit of ketchup

>>11086559
get me a sausage egg mcmuffin, a hash brown, medium fries, and small caramel frappe

>>11086559
Wrap of the day, two cheese burgers, apple pie and a strawberry lemondade

>>11086559
Nothing, I'm on a diet. Thanks anyway!

>>11086889

Blast from the past right here.

>>11091492

>>11091492
Thank you for the attention Sire. May we now call ourselves the Knights of the McDouble?

>>11086607
Mine is still daily

Three triple cheeseburgers

ceral

>>11086885
i could shove that up my ass right now

>>11086559
double fillet o' fish and double mcchicken

literally my go to every time

>>11086559
If Bernie isn't on the menu, I guess I'll have Trump. Anything but Hillary.

>>11086885
god, i wish my town had a mcdonalds.

Mcshmoogle

>>11086885
>average_american_lunch.jpg

Lemme get 20 slices of cheese and a large soda cup full of tartar sauce.

Thanks mom

>at friend's house
>two maccas 2kms away from house
>both advertise delivery via uber
>neither deliver to address

>>11086559
20 piece nuggets
2 McChickens
And a large frie

Haha i only eat mcdonalds lately, its very cheap and tasty, i think it's healthy too because i barely have to go to the bathroom, i think im absorbing all that nutrients on their food :D

>>11094312
When I drove for Uber Eats every time someone ordered from a burger restaurant I would eat their fries and touch all their food with my unwashed poo poo fingners

>>11086559
I want some kfc :D a bucket of it, no i'm not black you racist fucks. im a very white person -.-

>>11094455
My drivers don't seem to do that, too busy driving laps around my block while ignoring my clearly written instructions on how to find my fucking house

>>11094455
>>11094455
Sicko

>>11086559
Lately my go-to order has been a $1 Quarter pounder, a drink and some fries maybe. That daily $1 sandwich coupon is too good

2 for 4 bacon egg and cheese mcgriddles mane

>>11086559
Can I get a 10 piece with guac, a large fries, and three oatmeal cookies?
Also a large diet coke please, I'm watching my weight.

>>11086559
I work at the company that makes the electronic menu boards. I support and help fix them all day long. I see the boards across from my cubicle.

I'll have the two cheeseburger meal with a side salad and diet Coke.

*crack* *sip*

ahhhhh, fish mac, now THAT'S how we call a fish burger

plain double quarter pounder, medium fry. dr. pepper too, please.

>>11095015
It's a bit closer to tartar sauce so you might be on to something. The ketchup provides too much sweetness though.

>>11086559
For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

Double quarter pounder with only cheese, bacon, heavy ketchup and heavy mayo. Large fry plain if it has a good amount of salt, or with sweet and sour if it doesn't. Large coca cola no ice. If I'm feeling super fat, a 20 piece chicken mcnugget with more sweet and sour.

>>11086559
>I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>11086559
That new Smokehouse Double Bacon Cheeseburger, large fries, and a mcChicken will be all

crispy Onion bbq, a quarter and some hashbrows thank you mommy

>>11093689
good post anon

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>11093587
You aren't allowed in anymore because I felt like I was going to get beaten up just for reading that, please leave

>>11094455
fuckin sick dubs

>>11086559
My trap gf says she usually swabs hamburger buns against her shrunken cold private bits if she receives a family order.
But i mean she isn't dirty down there, she only pees from the thing and she carries a sock in her purse to dab off the excess urine.

>>11086559

>>11086559
Just get me a water.

I'll take a boss with 6 extra beef patties and extra pickles and cheese

>>11094218
>lunch
No, that’s just elevenses.

>>11086885
That is honestly the most attractive, enticing pic of mcdicks food I have ever seen and I'm craving that shit now

I remember when they had the free signature sandwich coupon when you downloaded the McDonald's app, i would make several accounts and get multiple sandwiches daily for about 6 months.

>>11086559
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>11097863
purge yourself degenerate

>>11086885
>food touching tray

>>11097863

I miss the big southwest chicken wrap they had a few years ago. That shit was the only thing I'd go there for.

>>11086559
Bacon mcdouble and a mcchicken, please place the mcchicken inbetween the patties of the mcddouble. Thanks.

>>11098960
>*Ahem*
That's a McWater, accchually.

>>11086932
Don't you mean less? And yes i knew that. It's strange that 3 chicken nuggets costs more than large fries. I could just get 3 large fries and I'm good

>>11087750
>medium size fanta
You're both a cuck and a faggot

>>11090372
Came to the right place Tbh

>>11090372

>>11086607
Why a Big Mac? It's 80% bread... Though a quarter pounder isn't good either, the meat literally tastes like nothing

>>11086889

>>11105419
Your tongue is broken, probably too much soda.

>>11105507
>liking McDonald's

You're the one with the broken tongue lol

>>11101721
do you put fucking paper towels on your plates too?
do you put toilet paper on the toilet seat so your ass doesn't touch it?

>>11086858
Dub, extra cheese, extra pickle

>>11105419
Yeah I never understood how the most popular burger chain can't figure out how to make a proper burger.
>LOOOL SPECIAL SAUCE AND A MIDDLE BUN
>LOOOOOL MEAT AND CHEESE AND ONIONS

The angus deluxe was the best thing they've ever done and they fucking got rid of it.

>>11086662
>Filet
Would you mind parking over in bay 1, we'll bring your food out in a few minutes, thanks mate.

Konichiwa

One giga big mac onegai please.

>>11106284
That would go into the bottom of the bag first as one has been sitting in the warmer for ~4 hours.

>>11105554
I work at a hospital. So yes.

>Want to order the bbq tenders
>sold out

How the fuck u sell out of chicken tenders?

>>11106128
The issue is Americans can't even afford the good burgers, that's how poor you guys are.

McDonalds has the 2 for $5 right now. So lemme get 2 big macs and a mcchicken.

>>11094218
>Obsessed

>>11107264
They use a special British recipe.

>>11086559
Één McKroket, jonguh!
Verrekte mongool, neem ik toch altijd?!

>>11090372

>>11107652
aw, poor thing seems to only speak in retard.

I'll have a 20 Piece Mcnuggets with a free medium fry for free fry friday! Oh and a 1 dollar coke!

Who else here /cost effective/

>>11087873
>"Alright, that'll be $4.54... plus $9 delivery fee, plus $5 convenience fee, plus tip

>Get McDubs on the way home from gym
>They're cold, dried out, and stale
>If I go back in and demand fresh ones I'll be there for 20 minutes
Any worse feeling?

>>11086575
Based order

>>11086559
I want you to drive your ass to taco bell.

I want her back in my lifeALSO

Arch Deluxe with a large Hi-C orange and Super Size it

>>11086559
>go to McDonald's with my bf
>he makes me drink a glass of chocolate milk before I go
>don't understand but do it anyway
>eating my happy meal with bf when suddenly my tummy makes a bunch of noises
>oh no! He slipped me a laxative again!
"BRAAAAPPP!"
>everyone in McDonald's starts staring at me
>start crying
"BRAPPP!"
"I'M SORRY!!!"
>diarrhea starts leaking down my skirt
"BRAAAAAAPPP!"
>face is beat red
>bf gets up and leaves
>tears start rolling down my face as I see him drive away
>walk home crying and very smelly

>I want to restore my honor. I want to capture the Avatar. I want my father not to think I'm useless...
>For here or to go?

>>11109692
Post your feminine penis

>>11109717
But I'm a biological girl anon. I've been one for months

>>11086559
Nothing for me, anon. I'll make my own.

>>11109692
wtf

>>11086559
a loaded .45 so i can either kill you, or myself

>>11109692
awful post. it's 'beet red', as in beetroot

>>11110065
Anon I'm not a very smart girl. My bf made me drop out in middle school

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