/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's the oil of coconuts

>>11082926
it's acne causing property is overstated

MARGINEALLY healthier than butter/artery blocker

>>11082938
butter is good for you, anon

>>11082934
>it's

>>11082938
Don't you mean 'margarinally'

>>11082926
vegan lard

>>11082963
huh?

Considering its solid at room temperature properties, it makes an amazing additive when baking granola to get a clumpy finish. Its taste/aroma and consistency are decent traits. No idea about health, obviously every article is different, iirc wiggles back and forth from being ok and a bit of a meme.

>>11082934
>acne

Who the fuck even has that anymore? And if anyone is claiming that coconut oil is the cause, lol no. In my high school years (2000-2004) there were seriously like 3 kids of thousands who had acne, and I can confidently assume from the time period that coconut oil had nothing to do with it, as it wasn't a popular cooking oil yet. Lets talk about today though. WHO the fuck even has acne anymore? I honestly see maybe one kid with it once every few months in a grocery store or something. Makes me wonder if it was some kind of man made epidemic created in the late 90s with far less severe results than intended.

>>11082926
great lube for anal

>>11082998
Actually acne outbreaks are due to hormonal changes in the body causing your skin to go haywire. It's pretty normal. I've read it may have been sort of evolved as a good thing, insofar as teens covered in acne are less likely to get prematurely pregnant; nature's cockblock. Either way, if it's less prevalent now, it's probably just because of all the soy products, and birth control in the water. You're all on hormone blockers whether you like it or not :^)

>>11082998
it's not cooking with it that supposedly causes acne, it's using it as a skin moisturizer.
>tfw i used to have severe enough acne while in highschool that even touching my face was painful and sleeping was difficult

i put it in my coffee instead of milk, its godly

>>11083006
BAsed and REdpilled

Yo, newfag to all the meme oils here, i bought a jar of coconut oil recently and im quite enjoying it.
How should i preserve it tho, do i keep it in the fridge or will it be fine on room temperature in my pantry?

>>11082942
IF the animal producing the product is living happily and healthily. If its a sick animal in a harsh environment (such as a small cage or abusive farm), the product created from it is not a healthy product for you. Laws of +/- energy matter more than you may think. Don't bash the concept before deeply thinking about it, and perhaps even researching the thought.

>>11083016
room temp is fine

>>11083016
You have to at least freeze it for a period of time when you first buy it, that's the only way to kill the parasites

>>11082926
Best oil for preparing canna-oil.

>>11082926
It's awesome but I won't waste it on frying.

>>11082926
Makes a dandy sexual lubricant.

>>11082998
You were in high school 14 years ago. None of your faggot friends have acne and neither do you you blithering retard.

My hair is dry as fuck and it makes it look nice. Other than that, I haven't tried using it for anything else.

>>11082926
Best oil for masturbating with.

>>11082926
Palm oil is responsible for massive deforestation of rainforests. Coconut oil isn’t so it’s fine. If you care about the farmers look for fair trade stuff

>>11083035
wat

>>11083086
well, what the fuck else should i use it on?

>>11082963
kek

good for fuckin, dont use it with condoms though. it smells ok and is actually good for you skin. #1 lube for sex and fapping if you ask me

>>11082926
ally of the bogdanoff brothers

>>11083146
Do you not dress any foods in oil? Olive oil is more convenient, but you can make a nice salad dressing with coconut oil too.

It's handy for baking when you need a fat that's solid at room temperature, but don't want the flavor of lard.

Really effective way to fatten your gf

>>11083240
i mean, rarely, i usually eat some chopped tomatoes, cucumbers, onions and white cheese as salad and i just drizzle them with olive oil. guess i should try it with coconut oil, since i started keto recently

>>11083338
coconut oil pairs well with walnuts, if you can tolerate walnuts in a salad
some people can't stand them and I respect that if you're one of them but I recommend it

>>11083369
i fucking love wallnuts, so not a problem
tho, isnt the consistency of olive oil the same as butter/lard at room temperature? do you heat it up to liquify it a bit when you are using it in a salad?

>>11083374
just stand it in a bowl of warm water for a few minutes and it'll liquefy, it doesn't take much heat
depending on how warm it is where you are it might already be liquid when you go to use it

>>11082926
It spits all over the fucking place at even low temperatures it seems like so there's that.

>>11083006
can this be confirmed

>>11083146
Pretty excellent for baking or for fats used in boiling applications (soups, breakfast cereals, rice) or for roasting also works a treat for making graham cracker crusts.

>>11083467
Confirmed. equal to silicone-based lubes for longevity and slipperiness, and is vastly superior to petroleum or water-based lubes.

pleasant scent and because it's food, it's safe for "internal use". also naturally an anti-biotic, so it helps to limit the number of UTIs get from butt stuff.

>>11083517
is this confirmation issued by a femanon

Bought some the other day to grease my dog up to kill the fleas on him.
It worked and he seemed to enjoy it.

>>11082926
Pretty good for conditioning leather boots

>>11083006
best if you like rimming for foreplay too

>>11083146
In smoothies. It's also good in oatmeal.

>>11083804
Deep down, you already know it isn't, Anon.

>>11083019
Do the living conditions of cows somehow affect the caloric density of butter produced from their milk?

I have some coconut fat that's for desserts but I truly hated the taste so I'm wondering if I can just use it as frying oil instead or is there some process that makes it undesirable to do so?

>>11084357
>Does the quality of life of an animal including a healthier diet alter the effectiveness of it's bodily functions?

Gee, I don't know anon.

>>11083087
yep plus your babe will glow like a porn star. srsly, try it. smells divine as well and sinks into skin nicely, moisturizing it.

don't use it with condoms though if you don't want to get her pregnant.

also, this coconut oil = acne talk is complete bullshit, unless you have extremely oily skin and use it as a facial moisturizer (but why would you do that?). other than that using it on your acne scars should actually help to increase the cell turnover rate and fade the scars, plus it kills bacteria that causes acne.

(i'm lecturing about acne on 4chan, wtf am i doing)

Great for cannabis edibles, good stuff.

>>11085896
You got a good recipe for making infused oil? Every time I've tried it the potency varies wildly from an extremely subtle to almost nonexistent buzz, to absolutely blasting my tits off. I'd like to get some consistency.

>>11083467
yes you can use coconut oil for sexual stuff and it works well, just make sure you use refined version so there's no chunks of coconut flesh in it.

>>11084368
You can, but iirc it burns pretty easily so use it with low heath

I put some coconut oil in my daily oatmeal. Makes pooping a lot easier.

Joe Rogan, niggers, and women love it.

>>11084372
It's obvious you don't, yes

>>11083006
This. It's edible too so he can even lube you up while eating you out. I've also sucked dick with it once and it was dope

>>11082926
It should't be called oil since it is solid at room temperature. But I guess "Coconut fat" isn't so easy to sell .

Higher in sat fat than butter, no bueno for omnivores, maybe for vegans could make sense.
Great as anal lube though.

>>11086068
I thought the main meme with coconut oil was HIGH smokepoint? Or is that not the same as easily burnt?

>>11086284
whats the difference!?

>>11085896
>>11085919
If i clean my dirty bong with coconut oil, will it get me high?

Meme fat that causes heart disease.
T. Carnivore

>>11089251
Smokepoints have most to do with how the oil is processed rather than the origin of the oil.

"Virgin" aka "first press" oils have low smoke points (aka easily burnt). Refined aka "light" oils have high smoke points (not easily burnt). This is true regardless of the source of the oil.

EVOO? Low smoke point. OP's EV coconut oil? Also low smoke point. another brand that's not "virgin"? High smoke point.

>>11090127
Have some dignity, anon.

>>11090127
No, just like smoking resin won’t get you high; neither will this.

>>11090791
>smoking resin won’t get you high
Want to know how I know you've never smoked resin?

>>11090799
Call it what it is, bowl tar.

>>11090621
Fits right in with your meme diet then, faggot

>>11083517
Disgusting fag needs coconut juice to make his sodomy lower the chance of killing him

>>11082933
It's not oil.
It's fat.

>>11085919
Take cannabis product and decarb (heat to 110c for an hour)
Add to water and fat
cook out
cool and set
eat

>>11083517
if you don't like coconuts go for refined oil
If you like the smell of coconuts get unrefined.

>>11083102
>needing coconut oil when muccosal foreskin play comes with intergrated lubrication
I hate my parents for cutting my infant penis

>>11083146
It makes an alright lube.

>>11092831
It's the best lube I've ever used for anal sex.

>>11090641
Good stuff, exactly what I wanted to know. Thanks anon.

I bottle of 500 ml of it costs more than 1 kg of beef enought decent of beef to make some steaks in my country. I never get it because this.

>>11092884
you've never used silicon lube?

>>11083019
pseudoscience retardation. Post this shit on /x/, not a cooking forum

>>11090791
But I smoked resin and it got me hight. Unfortunately all the easy-scraped areas of my bong are depleted so I'm thinking about other ways of extracting the rest.

why are junkies so pathetic

>>11083019
>If its a sick animal in a harsh environment (such as a small cage or abusive farm), the product created from it is not a healthy product for you.
#AmericanProblems

>>11094063
Have you tried using a solvent (alcohol, paint thinner) to wash it out and then evaporate the liquid in a saucepan?

>>11083035
kek

>>11082938
No, it's actually much worse than butter and lard in terms of saturated fat. It is the most silly memefood of the last few years.

>>11090127
you mean if you drank the oil afterwards? Yeah it should get you high, at least a little bit. sounds nasty though

>>11082972
>it makes an amazing additive when baking granola to get a clumpy finish
yeah greasing up the oats must really help them stick together

>>11083086
smoke point is 350F how the fuck are you going to fry anything in it

>>11095572
With coconut oil it does, yes.

>>11095587
I literally made omelette fried in coconut oil foe breakfast today

just about the worst thing in the world

weird texture.

i don't like how it coats the inside of my mouth.

>>11097107
Thats what ur mom said LMAO nerd

>>11098963
Based.