/ck/ - Food & Cooking

man diabetes looks so good
when someone invents an anti-diabetes pill, it will be heaven

>>11080213
No one wants to eat with a sperglord like OP

>>11080213
Biscuits and sausage gravy with eggs and bacon, no grits please

>>11080213
Spinach and Feta omelette please. A side of bacon, and some buttermilk toast please. Oh and for desert 3 chocolate chip pancakes. I'm going on my Sunday hike and need the carbs.

>>11080213
I'll have three eggs over easy, two strips of bacon and hash browns. Everyone's bill is on me.

A black coffee. Can you smoke here?

>>11080213
>>I'll have the chocolate chip pancakes!
>>Okay, now that the children have ordered, what will the adults have?

I'd be just happy to have about 3 bites of those pancakes from their plate, though. Pancakes/waffles are alright if you order them for the table and split them.

I like all breakfasts, from Scandi open faced sandwiches, southern grits and biscuits, fresh everything bagels with all the toppings, delicious omelettes and thick bacon and crispy hash browns, but if I want something really decadent, a homemade mexican breakfast is great. Sometimes before a Saturday of shopping, I'll dine at pho for "breakfast."

Top tier: Chilaquiles with folded with spicy and fresh red or green salsa, mellow pulled chicken, drizzle of crema. A rich chocolate atole or cafe con leche, not so sweet roll like a concha to dip in it. Mollettes, open faced and browned well under the broiler, on mexican sourdough bolillo rolls with fresh pico to top it.

>>11080213
F U L L E N G L I S H

>>11080213

Black coffee with a side of sadness

>>11080327
Ever since those darn liberals took over we can't allow smoking in our establishment. Anything else I can do for you sweetie.

>>11080213
Bullshit OP, I’ll have a shortstack of chocolate chip pancakes, 2 eggs sunny side up, a piece of toast and a serving of hash browns.

sunny side up on toast with a side of ham
coffee and orange juice for drink

Blueberry pancakes, chipped beef on rye, a slice of scrapple with strawberry jelly, and a glass of tomato juice, please.

>>11080244
>no grits
ya blew it

>>11080213
You know, it wasn't funny when you did this post with pepperoni pizza and it's not funny now
But no self respecting adult should order a mountain of sugar and flour so I don't disagree with the sentiment

>>11080213
Chilaquiles and café de la olla. Bring some fruit to eat while we wait

>>11080947
howdy

>>11080947
howdy

>>11080947
howdy

Irish coffee
Outside for a spliff
Inside for another Irish coffee and a ham and cheese croissant, maybe a Benedict if I feel like a fuckin tryhard
Outside for a cigarette
Inside for a nice morning shit

>>11081123
>processed carbs with cheap cheese and """meat""" is better than a balanced treat of flour and simple sugars, giving you the energy for the day

>>11080244
This, but with grits. Savory is for men, sweet is for women and children.

>>11080947
howdy

>>11080213
My girlfriend makes these for our daughter and a few bites of it make me sick. It's just too much.

>>11080244
I'd take what this guy is having.

For me, it’s pecan waffles

I’ll have the German apple pancake.

>>11080213
Mollettes with two eggs, over easy and crumbled bacon.
NY strip steak, well; salt, pepper, garlic, cumin, oregano, cayenne.
A 1/4 of a freshly sliced pineapple and a handful of black cherries (pitted).
Pitcher of Water, iced
Pulque
Irish Coffee; Tanzania Peaberry (Italian roast), Black Bush, Devonshire cream; sugar the rim.

>>11080947
howdy!

Country fried steak with bacon and 3 over easy eggss, a side of wheat toast, Black coffee, jelly for the toast. Freshly sliced fruit. Hot sauce And if it's not super expensive sliced avacado for my daily fat macros.

>>11080213
>he doesn’t like chocolate chip pancakes
Retard

>>11081477
>balanced treat of flour and simple sugars
How is that balanced?

>>11080947
howdy

>>11080213
I like chocolate chip pancakes but they have to be made with good chocolate that isn't mostly sugar, and topped with unsweetened whipped cream, no syrup. Just looking at that plate makes me think of how nauseous I'd feel after all that sugar, and that most people don't realize this, but eating too much sugar at once irritates your throat and can make you cough.

>>11081580
You obviously don't know what a peak diet looks like