/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11077203
they detected beta hints in your voice when you ordered and knew they could take their time/forget your order since it was busy

>>11077208
this, you got milton’d

>>11077203
>go to mcdonalds
>order my food
>uhhh we're still working on your food can you pull in the parking lot
>"No"
It's that simple

>>11077208
I told 'em to keep my money and shove it. wasn't gonna wait another 20 mins.

>>11077481
I want to be you

>>11077493
>keep your money for nothing wasting your time for 15 mins

kek beta

>>11077493
Oh my Lord, that is the worst possible course of action. Way to further incentiveize that behavior, bitchboy

>>11077203
>not blocking the drive thru until the give you your order for free

>>11077481
Based and redpilled
>>11077493
Not based, not redpilled

>>11077493
Kek what a bitch. Should’ve at least got your money back

>>11077493
And this is why you got taken for a run

>driving home from bar
>want taco cabana
>order at drive thru
>can tell whole late night staff is a bunch of escaped chimps
>"ay yo uh can you pull up into the lot an we bring it right out aight"
>pull up
>wait
>wait
>watch 4 cars behind me get all their food
>wait
>watch 2 more get their food
>starting to turn into D-FENS mode at this point
>start to get out to see what the fuck is taking so long
>dude runs up to car with my food
>"ay yo man we sawry bout that wait, you want i can go inside an get you a free drink ah sumpin"
>drive off and call him a lousy nigger

>>11077203
i like the convenience of drive thrus but if i have the time i try to go in the place sometimes they'll give me extra food because i'm thin

>>11077704
>He apologizes and offers compensation
>Insult him and drive off

YOURE the nigger here anon, I hope you know that

I love when they fuck up honestly, if I'm not in a hurry.

It's a casus belli to demand free shit.

>>11077755
found the double nigger

>>11077755

>thinks this homey is actually sorry or cares at all
>thinks im going to wait even longer for more shit
>thinks we cant tell you're a spearchucker

>>11077493
you got McRobbed

>>11077203
thats why you just dont pull up and tell them you will wait right where you are. they cant say no to you

>>11077704
The hero we deserve

>>11077208
Honestly this seems to be somewhat true. I got a lot more assertive over the years. I'm not judging OP cause now I'm old so I learnt this stuff kinda late. When I was younger this sort of thing would happen all the time. I think what changed is I started working out, and I got a job where you have to be somewhat assertive.

>order pizza
>they ask for a name
>I have a very foreign-sounding name that is difficult to spell & pronounce
>not really interested in giving a pizza shop employee a lecture on different cultures so I just tell them my name is "Frank"
>they wrote it down as "Fray"
>not sure if that's even a real name

>order pizza again
>this time tell them my name is "Joe"
>they write "John"

>try "Jay" another time
>get "Jake"
>at least this one's more understandable

Fuck it, damned if I do, damned if I don't.

>>11078215
next time just write fag, mohammed.

>>11078215
Give them a longer version of your name and just say "You can just write (your actual name)"

They'll make sure to get it right

>also order at McDonald's drive-thru and get asked to pull into the lot
>takes longer than usual
>this one's actually my own doing because I made a huge order with some uncommon items in the mix
>employee walks up to my window and tells me "I just threw in four cookies for free as an apology for taking so long."
>wasn't offered to me, just given no questions asked
>apparently I look like enough of a fatass that they think they can quell me with more food
>the large order was actually mostly for my roommates

>late night
>really want burger and fries
>pull up to McD drive thru
>hi we're only serving breakfast and taking cash only right now
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK YOOUUU

>>11079673
Sounds third world.
I can use card and order McChickens 24/7.

>roll up to restaurant
>see huge line of cars waiting in drive throu
>park and walk into restaurant, order, and leave with food
>car that was last in line only moved up twice since then
Lol?

>>11079676
Florida is pretty third world you're not wrong

>>11077203
>go to mcdonalds
>order a double quarter pounder
>takes barely a minute to come
>but fries are nice and hot and burger is too
>have a quick lunch that was satisfying enough
:)

>>11079694
Nearly every McDonald's experience Ive had was at least this good.
All the posters getting sub-par food must live in poor areas.

>>11077493
How beta can you get? Why even go to mcdonalds in the first place? Fastfood restaurants is for fatties or idiots that don't appreciate good meals.

>>11078144
an hero

>>11079694
why did it come with fries if you order a double quarter pounder?
liar

>>11077203
>go to taco bell
>get ground beef Quesorito meal
>eat tacos
>3/4 through quesorito
>find section with only rice
>go to counter "excuse me, there's no ground beef in my ground beef quesorito."
>they make me a new one to take home
>realize because of mass production there's always a rice only section
>get free qeusorito everytime I go to taco bell
Thats how you play the game nigga.

>>11079953
Pretty alpha.

>>11077493
They don't call him the Hamburglar for nothing

>>11077493
Good bait anon lmao look at all these faggots

>>11077755
>apologizing can un-waste someone's time and magically reheat someone's food in case you were too busy being a dumb nigger to remember to do your only job
Niggers deserve all the insults they get. I've lashed out at the Steak n Shake niggers right by my house for being awful and won't go back there now.
>live near a city
>in this neighborhood only the McDonalds and Steak n Shake are open 24H
>they're right next to each other, share a parking lot
>always 15+ cars wrapped around the building in line for McDonald's, at any hour of the night
>never a line or any cars at all at Steak n Shake
The manager should see it as a sign and either do something about his staff or close the place, it's a waste of space and so are nigger fast food staff.

>>11077493
>take MY money and shove it

fucking lmao

>>11078215
>I have a very foreign-sounding name

Then you might be foreigner? And the reason they're misspelling the names is because of your poor pronunciation?
Just thinking logically here

>>11079953
this is how you'll make sure there'll be spit or other bodily fluids in your food

>>11081539
Never mind the fact I was actually born here, had all of my education here, only know how to speak English, and have no real ties to my parents' countries, it's totally my fault that they're misspelling simple pseudonyms. Go fuck yourself.

>>11081574
I wasn't even aware of your background, anon. I wasn't trying to offend you, even though judging by your response I clearly have. I therefore would like to apologize.

>>11078215
>not really interested in giving a pizza shop employee a lecture on different cultures
I don't understand, wouldn't you be able to give them your real name without giving them a lecture on different cultures?

>>11077203
Just save your money and take a laxative

>>11081592
he literally can't

reminder

>>11081592
That was meant to be light sarcasm. If I have to explain to you how my uncommon name is spelled and pronounced, it devolves into a lecture of a vaguely cultural kind.

I could tell you my name is Bill, which you're already familiar with, or I could take longer to explain my real name. Ain't nobody got time for that.

>>11081610
This is hilarious only because it reads like a 7th grader wrote it for his creative writing assignment.

>>11079948
>you can't order fries separately
retard

>>11081610
>being so fat that you break into a chained up restaurant by shooting at the combination lock

wow

>>11081610
>Police are still trying to locate the man, but they never found proof

>I hope someone would this mystery anytime soon

>>11081574
Fuck outta here with your fragile ego, Hakim.

>>11081741
>types like a nigger
>arbitrarily gives anon a nigger name
Congratulations, a nigger is you.

>>11081642
Not to mention the reason they stopped in the first place was because they ran out of gas, but then the protagonist drives off after filling up the car with a backup supply that he stores in the trunk.

>People having the patience and understanding of literal monkeys
>Not niggers
Holy fuck, kill yourselves you butthurt beta nigger monkeys, only a stupid nigger would get mad at an employee of some widely known shitty fast food chain.

>>11081610
>open a locked down door by shooting at it
>puke, then immediately think about eating some burguers
>be surrounded by mangled corpses, blood and guts but still manage to stuff your face with fries
is that whay they mean by pic related?

>>11081804
probably

>>11081610

>>11081844
I was waiting for someone to post this

>>11081610
>one managed to get away
>they mysteriously disappeared

?

I was gonna get mcdonalds but I told myself I wouldn't if I saw a /ck/ thread.

>>11077704
>drive off and when i'm certain he can't see my lips move mumble under my breath, fucking nigger
ftfy

>>11077203
my fat dumpy ogre coworker
>wendys drive through
>place order
>move up
>pay
>not paying attention as usual
>car in front leaves line
>she doesnt move
>guy behind her honks
>she gets all flustered
>drive away without getting food
>instead of coming back and getting food
>she goes to mcdonalds drive through
why

>>11081926
embarrassed?

I assume you weren't with her?

>>11081943
no i just hate the dumb bitch

>order big mac
>say without onions
>"we're gonna have you pull up to the third window"

>>11077203
let me guess op the employees where black and/or women

>>11082060
>Third window

>>11077203
>>11077493
this is why frogposters should be ban on sight

>>11081610
>see dead bodies
>proceed to try to get some food

>>11077493
>>11077203
lol ace tier bait look at all tese redditors eatign it up, inlike you

>>11079673
This is actually normal, my dad is a truck driver and I take him to the dropoff point for the drivers once and a while so we dont leave a car there to get robbed. Around 2am-3:30ish they have to do a reboot on the system and can only take cash and obviously only serve breakfast.

>>11081778
Chill out Ping Ling

>>11081557

You think that the peons serving them up give a shit?

>>11077704
Very boring story. Why are reditors so dull and boring?
It’s basically just the same as OP but longer

>>11077203
>>11077493
Guaranteed not samefag

>>11081819
>it was less expensive
>why should they pay the same amount

Writing an article about retards while being retarded, how ironical

>>11077203
This is the funniest thread I've read today and the fact that pepes still trigger people makes it even better. Thanks anon.

>>11081639
Then thta should BE IN THE GODDAMN TEXT
I DON'T JUST MAKE UP SHIT BECAUSE THEN I GET CALLED ON IT
FUCK
YOU

>order unsweet tea
>get sweet tea

>>11081574

I see you still kept your parents oversensitive bitchiness though. He was just extrapolating, no need to suicide bomb the thread over it.

>>11079694

>order double quarter pounder mesl
>get told they're making quarter pounders fresh and to pull up
>usually only takes a couple minutes
>burger is piping hot and fresh but fries are completely soggy and were most likely under a heat lamp for at least ten minutes

I don't know how my local McDicks manages to do this consistently with me. When I was working fast food, we had enough people on shift that we could make french fries in small batches.

>>11081610

Classic. They don't make them like this baby anymore. *sip*

>>11077493
Now I know it's bait.

>>11077493
Nice

>>11081610
>muh hyper-realistic blood

>>11077493
Yup, I'm thinking he's based.

Why do people pull into a fast food that has a shitton of customers and then get mad that they have a long wait? If I see a drive-thru that's completely full and I'm in a hurry, I just eat somewhere else.

>>11077493
lmao

>>11079676
You absolutely cannot. Using the ISP is mandatory, internationally, and it requires taking your registers down for typically 10-30 minutes every night minimum. No registers no card readers.

I mean there are exceptions, non-integrated card readers are available but I can't remember why. I've never seen location actually using them

>>11077203
ever since mcdonalds got online ordering at my local store its so easy to go multiple times a day and get my favorite go-to order.

4 big macs
20 nuggets
2 poutines
supersize coke and fries

it's so convenient to not have to get out of my car and go inside and be embarassed about my order, and i don't get parked. its amazing, i've been doing this 2-3 times a day for 6 months

>>11077493
Cringe and bluepilled

>>11086336
I know you're lying, because you'd be 400lbs or dead.

>>11077493
>I told 'em to keep my money and shove it
bro

>>11077493
You really showed them, Anon.

>>11086336
what the fuck mcdonalds has poutine

That idiot posted his dick lol this board is full of gays

>>11086556
So therefore you found it appropiate to make a remark so that your statement would apply to yourself as well?

>>11082983
Slightly lower than the competition's price is still cheaper, and much better value when you're offering half a quarter more meat for that cost.

>>11077493
you absolute cuck

>>11077208
this
i used to be polite to fast food and restaurant workers but I was abused all the time since i'm a meek manlet.
now I just try to be as obnoxious and angry as possible and I'm treated like a fucking king, plus telling people that they should have gone to college is fun

>>11077208
Wait do they actually do this?
Goddamn I need to treat food service workers like shit