/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11076360
No, people who break spaghetti should be shot down in the street like the animals they are.

People break spaghetti?

Why?

>>11076360
>Current year
>Not making pasta from scratch

>>11076360
I've known this since I was in middle school from 3 net minutes of trial and error. Fuck off.

>>11076416
because boomerllenials don't know how to cook so they don't have pots big enough to fit in tact spaghetti

>>11076422
there are benefits to dry pasta though, you can never get a firm texture with fresh if that's what you are after

>>11076437
You dont even really need a big pot I just push it down into the water, folds right in once its been in the water for a few seconds

>people actually enjoy slurping giant thin noodles

So heathen

>>11076360
instead of putting MIT on the case, couldn't we have just made shorter spaghetti in the first place?

>>11076422
scratch pasta sucks nuts

>>11076512
Wrap it around your fork so it forms a tight ball, it has a good texture that way and you lose that when you break it

>>11076360
ok... so what's the secret? not clicking.

Literally whats wrong with breaking the pasta? Never understood this meme.

>>11076360
string pasta has no place while short tube pasta fulfills every dish. the only possible exception I can think of is lasagna, and only for presentation. nobody's going to care that their tomato, pasta, and cheese cake slumps over a little because it doesn't have structural integrity. they'll only care if it tastes okay

>>11076360
gee, love the use of my taxpayer money to fund these garbage studies

>>11076531
Twist 270° before bending.

>>11076709
haha, seriously? i don't break spaghetti and i had already just assumed that was the secret. we had mit figure this out?

>>11076437
>>11076523
>Tfw there are anons too simple minded to hang their pasta on a rack
>Tfw there are anons that boil pasta for more than 1 minute

>>11076659
>hurr this study is a waste but blowing up brown people isnt

>>11076365
Fuck you, I'll break it into tiny bits and eat it with a spoon, you autist.

>>11077072
>implying m*slims are people

that's why there's no moon landing mission as of now because they spend their budget on this kind of shit

>>11077073
Hate to break your bubble senpai, that sounds pretty autistic.

>mit
>massachusettes institute of technology
>massivetwoshits inchachushon of technojugee

Fuck, ability to English btfo by sphagetti autists, this one hurts.

>>11077072
>he thinks not criticizing something immediately means you're in support of it
>he thinks mit is responsible for the us military
>he thinks brown people should have land or freedom
shouldn't you be commenting on a huffington post article somewhere?

>>11077133
You know this research can help with things that have similar properties, right? Like broken bones and stress fractures in suspension bridges. But oh no, we should totally waste money sending astronauts back to a celestial body that we've already 100% confirmed is a giant worthless dustball.