/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11060613
clairecucks btfo
good fucking riddance

What? Where's she going? Did we scare her away?

>>11060613
Imagine the smell.

>>11060619
I was wondering if all the talk about her brapper made her leave

>>11060613
Clairfags on suicide watch

I feel vicariously sad for Brad. Where will he park his giant hog at night? With Claire gone, no one will be able to help him with his pastries OR his boners.

She's quitting to live with me and have babies with me. We're going to make sweet love every night and morning, and also in the daytime on some weekends.

>>11060619
Probably

Is it time to go gay for brad bros?
what else can we possibly do

Maybe claire got a better deal at another channel? who could she go to? some buzzfeed shit?

>>11060613
I'm unsubbing from bon appetit's youtube if she's not going to be on it anymore.

>>11060613
That purée makes my dick hard.

Clair is shit tho...

>>11060697
Go gay for Adam

>>11060613
Come to the Emmy side.

>>11061463
Somebody post the crossover fapfic

>>11061463
She can never replace Claire

>>11060695
:(

>confusing parsley with cilantro

Appropriate for claire’s ineptitude

>>11061773
But she already has.

>>11060613
I hope she stays away from youtube and other media, then maybe these waifu shill faggots will stop.

>>11060695
Ugh, /lit might be the worst board on this shithole of a website and that's saying something when /pol exists.

>>11061929
you haven't been on 4chan long

Thats okay
but shut up

>>11060613
WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOO

>>11061929
/ck/ has quickly become one of the worst boards in the past year months.

>>11062006
For me, it’s the McChicken. The Best Fastfood Chicken Sandwich.

>>11060619
She's been called back to Israel. She will acquire a cooking channel soon.

>>11062188
Conscription? I hope a muzzie is accurate with that rock.

>>11062006
>/ck/ has quickly become one of the worst boards in the past year months.

We need to put all the fucking evangelical vegans in their own containment board, like /pol/. Then /ck/ will be 100% better.

>>11060613
Then who's going to be /our slampig/?

>>11062210
Molly

>>11061929
Nothing wrong with chasing roasties off the internet.

>>11062227
Yeah, I love a good sausage fest.

>>11062209
>all the fucking evangelical vegans in their own containment board
1. Containment boards don't work.
2. Those "evangelical vegans" are just shitposters baiting retarded fucks into arguing about their diets because, news flash, there's not a single board on 4chan that is capable of self moderating. It's fucking baffling how anons on /ck/ can't identify the most blatant of baitposts as bait.

>>11063401
first of all, you don't talk to girls, you only masturbate to them. their pictures were still all over the internet before they started posting on it

>>11062218
an anon on this board told me molly was a lesbian. But I always liked her more than Claire.

>>11061463
>tfw just recently started watching Emmy's videos after severely disparaging her for years
holy shit i was so, so wrong
emmy is love
emmy is life
feels good to be on the right side of history now

It's going to be okay. We've still got Brad.

>>11060632
A chubby jewish woman with grey hair?
Who cooks stupid shit?
I don't get the appeal.

>>11064248
Good man.

>>11064835
>Who cooks stupid shit
>I don't get the appeal
>He typed this on /ck/
Really N***a?

>>11064894
what is this retard trying to say?

>>11064897
That you're a moron.

>>11063439
Sometimes I reply to bait because getting a (You) will make the bait poster happy. It's good to do nice things.

>>11065042
Thank you for your service.

>>11060613
You cant fucking substitute parsley for cilantro
Especially not in an avocado based dish
It sounds like they made a mistake. How in fucks cunt could they not tell the difference? They look different, they smell different!

>>11065042
You're part of the problem. Everyone who responds to those fucking threads, myself included, should be banned.

>>11062006
/ck/ pretty much turned into /v/.
no actual food discussion. tons of shitposting and terrible memes.

>>11060695
I can't stop keking. It's so beautiful.

>>11060613
Press F to pay respects

F

>>11060613
>avocado hummus
so, a more homosexual guacamole?

Thank fucking God that stupid 4th grade art teacher is gone. You limp wristed semen sippers will have to find some other frumpy plumpy to hump your anime pillows to.

>>11065181
/v/ is a thousand times better than /ck/ lately. People there have actually been playing video games.

>>11066207
Fuck off smashfag stop flooding the board with your inane garbage.

>>11066260
I don't play smash. Though castlevania is my favorite game so I was very happy about the recent announcement. I stick the /v/kend threads for the most part. Though lately there's a couple other good threads up at any given time.

>>11061773
THICC
PASTY
ARMS

>>11066270
I bet you never even beat Castlevania. All those bottomless pits were probably too much for your delicate sensibilities.

>>11066525
mmm.

>>11065081
Bait is simply an integral part of 4chan. The weak should fear the strong. Only good posts will survive the onslaught of bait. If you want socialism tier moderation go to reddit.

>>11066978
It took years but yes I've beaten it.

>>11060619
She probably went back to college to learn about melting chocolate.

>>11060613
I honestly can't understand anything on Twitter. Half of it isn't even words.

>>11061463
no thanks

Will the gourmet junkfood series continue? Who would host it? The only acceptable answer is Brad.

>>11060632
>trick apron making fake curves

She's a fridge.

>>11061463
>>11061927
Emmy a shit, this is a /troomtroom/ board

>>11060613
Well.. Nobody wants your creepy advances. I didn't pay much attention to the channel but you made this worse. I have someone in mind but she doesn't need this kind of publicity. You should be ashamed. It's literally all your fault.

>>11068121
>Betraying your race with that dog turd
Sinful

>>11069196
Pshh, I'm not asian

>>11069670
But you're a weeb.

>>11061773
she legit looks like Jimmy Kimmel

>>11061927
emmy is kind of gross even though she's nice

>>11067935
You post this in almost every thread and no one cares.

>>11068126
You think Claire goes on 4chan?

>>11070409
Imagine if she had ever read a single word I have written in her deserved adulation. I would die happy.

>>11062218
>implying Molly "I don't like chocolate, but I like white chocolate" Baz isn't worst girl
And Carla's around, so I'm not being lenient in using that term

>>11070409
Emmy does.

>>11060619
Vice offered her like 2x what BA was paying for a solo web series.

Good for you, Claire! I'll miss you but good luck on your next adventure!

You are all like a bunch of old ladies watching a soap opera and wondering if hunky Ben got the fan mail they sent him. Pathetic.

>>11070779
More like soup opera lmao. Bless your heart.

>>11060673
>well ol' vinn looks like ya gotta put yerr money where yerr moufth is

>>11060673
Brad has a wife and kids, he doesn't need some fat graying jew

>>11061929
well they read books what did you expect

>>11067778
and that's not even twitter
it's something else that looks like twitter
but it's not

>>11071529
its instagram you fucking neanderthal get with the times

>>11071697
>instagram, twitter,
It's all cancer.

All that "social media" trash is nothing more than a modern version of a bathroom stall wall in any given truck stop along any given highway.

Guys look at Claire shes got it all

>>11071929
>All that "social media" trash is nothing more than a modern version of a bathroom stall wall
He posted proudly on a social media site.

>>11060695
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmrscB5lMf-yaOiygC7WzTA/videos?disable_polymer=1

She looks worse now

>>11071963
sorry sweetie this is an imageboard not a social media site

>>11061927
She looks like a racist caricature.

Relax you spazzoids, vice is giving her her own web series for 2X the pay.

>>11072132
>Vice
So I can't watch it then. nice.

>>11072127
That's what makes her cute.

>>11070803
i love jokes

>>11062006
>year months