/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11042547
Yes

>>11042547
>my living situation is toxic as fucc right now
Maybe sort that out first before worrying about how you drink your coffee, alright kiddo?

>>11042547
>It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Tell me of this toxic living condition.

Anyone ever find who she is?

Also why do Dunkin' Donuts' dough-nuts look so anemic?

>ywn wake up to that
Feels okay man.

>>11042569
>>11042686
bully threw beer bottle at my head, sucker punched me. nigger talks me daily. says he wants to put me in a coma etc. trashed my home

>>11043031
Is the bully fucking your mom yet? I wouldn't spend too much on the setup if the bully is going to just smash it.

>>11042547
>>11042547
Your thread sounds like more of an excuse to bitch about your mom than to talk about coffee, opee

>>11043031
Restraining order you stupid nigger

>>11043031
what the hail.

and yes. get any drip coffee maker. a mr. coffee from walmart will do, those are like 20 bucks.

>>11043136
ya caught me.

>>11043073
the bully came out of my mom

>>11043209
-_-

fight your brother, anon. don't be a stupid cuck whining on 4chan.

>>11043209
Man you must have done something messed up to earn the hate.

mod pls delete

>>11042547
If you had to choose, which one, /ck/?

>>11043342
it's like $3 worth of empty calories... lol

>>11043342
Left tit. Leaves my right hand in better diddlying position

>>11043345
HURR

>>11043342
well let me put myself in the setting. theres probably enough donuts for everyone. i immediately spot the obvious jelly donuts on the right side. i go through my head and wonder if we ever had a conversation about jelly donuts - some people are vehement about not liking them. if so, i take one, i dont mind them. if i dont like the people there, then i skip this check. now the sprinkles and the cereal donuts are nice, but i am instantly attracted to the bottom left gold donut, the deep dark chocolate looking donut 1 right 1 up, and that pristine white donut 1 down 1 right. i go through my head again. these are obviously the best ones of the bunch. do i want to impress the heavy chested young lady? maybe i'll take two out of 3 and let her know i'll put one of them on her table. hmm. not a bad idea. maybe she's already snubbed me. if i'm not her type, fuck her. i take the gold donut. it obviously stands out and removing it drops the composition of the box. yum, dude.

>>11043371
How old is this pasta?

>>11043206
>drip coffee maker
If Opie likes iced coffee, cold brewing coffee in a French press might be better for that.

On the other hand, a drip brewer gives you some scalding liquid to throw at bullies and niggers.

>>11043209
>the bully came out of my mom
That wasn't the question.

I can say with 100% certainty that OP is a faggot

>>11042547
Yes.

>>11043209
>bullied
>by your own brother
Jesus, stand up for yourself. start lifting, throw some bants back and give him a sucker punch in the stomach now and then. If my bro were this much of a whiny twink I'd bully him too, just to do him a favor

>>11042547
>that chest acne

>>11043209
>the bully came out of my mom
yeah but first I went into her

>>11042547

>>11043031
dude


coffee isn't your problem right now

>>11044415
>that faggotry

>>11042547
Donuts are the bane of my calorie cut, fuck you for making this thread