/ck/ - Food & Cooking

pepperoni pizza

apple

>>11038566
>A fucking apple
come on anon

>>11038558
Poutine but does it have to be the same recipe ?

>>11038566
Jesus wept

>>11038590
he could summon many apples and make a pie

senzu
eating is a pain in the ass

Burgers.
I then set up a burger restaurant, selling the best burgers on the face of planet Earth.

>>11038611
This anon gets it. And you could make a shit ton of dollarydoos by selling them.
If memory serves, they're magic in nature so you wouldn't even have to worry about anyone trying to synthesize them and steal your market.

>>11038609
No, he could have asked for apple pie.
It's like asking what super power you want and this guy asks for the ability to put his dick away after taking a wizz without getting any piss in his pants.

>>11038606
Kek. Nice

Homemade tacos. Nothing can beat a freshly fried shell and excellent guac for sure

Milk

>>11038590
>>11038606
What? It's portable, has good texture, protective skin, and is watery. Also, you'll get sick of the taste enough to not get fat.

>>11038656

>>11038836
You sound like a riot.
Life and soul I bet

Slow-cooked beef stew with flaky biscuits and butter.

>>11038558
Do I need to actually cook it?

>>11038844
What part of no negative health effects did you not understand? You're the kind of guy that wouldn't understand when a girl is hitting on them.

>>11038866
Meant for >>11038836

>>11038859
No it's already cooked, as for steaks you can decide on the rareness

mcchicken

>>11038558
poutine

>>11038566
what a dick

>>11038558
Ahh, a fellow man of taste I see. I have to order chili cheese fries like a total fat-fuck every time I see it on a menu.

does all this count as one dish?

'cause i dump sweet and sour sauce on everything and mix it all together.

Ribeye 16oz med rare, I could eat one every fucking day forever.

>>11039261
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>11039273
Because you don't like american chinese? Because you don't like mixing food? Because you don't like sweet and sour? What is it? What the FUCK is your problem anon? Fucking cunt.

>>11039273
When I think chinese buffet I think fat middle aged white trash. Not kids.

>>11039286
I like mixing food, anon. That doesn't mean it isn't undeniably childish.

>>11038562
Child

>>11039290
Like pepperoni pizza?

>>11039286
>don't call me a kid!
>throws a childish tantrum

>>11038558
I'm stuck at boneless chicken wings or Chicago-Style Pizza

>>11038656
That would be a great superpower

burritos, or fish and chips

If I can choose what kind every time, Sandwiches. If I can’t, Tommy’s Chilli

>>11038558
Korean BBQ all day err day.

>>11039298
Lmao BTFO

>>11038849
Yeah me too man

>>11038558
your mom's dick

feel pretty dumb for this one but Chick Fil a fries and sauce

>>11039659
so, waffle fries

>>11039664
yeah, pretty much, I've been addicted to those fries + signature chick fil-a dipping sauce. spicy deluxe would be cool too tho

>>11038558

Raw truffles. Get fucking rich from selling it and get to eat my favorite shroom forever.

>>11039677
based

>>11038558
Mild cheddar filled jalapeno poppers
it's not that I don't like medium/sharp cheddar, it's that i prefer mild and think i could eat it forever

make it something disgusting like a sunday potluck casserole that is off in every way, with like a smokey flavor, burnt outside but underooked inside, and laugh as your superpower allows you to generate infinite of a garbage food and world hunger is solved except the food is shitty

>>11039271

Mac and cheese or doner kebab

>>11038558
Burgers or pizza. That way I can set up a fast food restaurant and make a pretty penny.

>>11038558
Ricotta cheesecake. I only make it 2-3 times per year but when I do I have like 5 pieces a day. Before and after breakfast/dinner, and then usually a random piece as a snack at some point. I never get sick of it, and only limit how often I make it because I know I'd become obese from it if I made it more often.

>>11039390
Can't be plural Anon, you can only choose one type of sandwich

Whole roasted blue whale.

I'd just leave them around everywhere I go.

>>11038558
Vanilla tootsie rolls

>>11038558
Pad Thai for ages, baby

These on buttered wheat bread.

>>11039677
Good idea but I'd still rather have a steak, they still sell for a respectable price and you'd be able to take advantage of the lack of adverse health effects specified by op.

>>11038635
you can plant them but it takes a long ass time to grow and it would almost impossible to grow because no one except yajirobe kami and korin knows how to grow them

Assorted maguro nigiri including ootoro

Chicken Jalfrezhi

>>11040831
They make vanilla flavor?

>>11038558
>Whole, mercury free tuna.

Can eat all that sweet omega 3's and protein and literally conjure a food item that is tens of thousands of dollars today and only appreciating as the tuna population goes down and mercury levels go up.

>>11038609
Why did this make me laugh?

A dish of authentic italian 'nara 'ghetti, with a side of 'vark please and thanks

>>11041776
Fuck off

>>11039319
>boneless chicken wings
kys faggot

>>11039637
Excellent! You wouldn't have to worry about mercury poisoning, and it would always be at the highest quality, even if you live in Flyoverville.

Baffalo chicken dip

>>11044542
Christ just looking at that makes my nauseous. The only time I've ever had food poisoning was from buffalo chicken dip. I used to love it.

>>11039319
Fuck off

>>11039677
Raw truffles is an ingredient not a dish, nice try anon

>>11038558
macaroni and cheese boston market style

>>11038606
>Jesus wept
>>11038666
>Satan kek'd at Jesus
Double kek

Mother fucking in n out

>>11038558
>it has with no negative health drawbacks

this maybe with gravy

>>11038558
I'd eat three of these every fucking day if it wouldn't make me bloated and fat

>>11038558
My goto burger when i can get it.
Bacon, egg overeasy, chili, jalapenos, sauteed red onions in rings and mayonaise.

>>11043076
>he hasn't embraced the 'vark lifestyle

Get on my level.

Gold flake

rice but every time I summon it the number of grains doubles

>>11038558
buldak (fire chicken) w/ cheese

>>11045856
>get on my level.

nice try

>>11038558

Chinese buffet the whole thing and I'd never get fat no one said how big my plate can be

a veggie burger with American cheese

>>11045856

And what exactly is your level?

>>11046158
Lvl 40

>all these fags not manifesting a dish that gives you wizard powers, making the original power obsolete

If your first encounter with a magical entity doesn't start with you trying to obtain these powers for yourself, you're screwing yourself and potentially all of humanity over.

With that aside, most likely Jesus wine. Such a power could potentially usher in Revelations prophecies with such a divine display of communion.

>>11047234
Oh? And what food gives you wizard powers then retard?

uhhh lemme get some magical weed brownies mister wizard

I could eat these everyday. With extra Blue Cheese of course

>>11047592
Sopa de goblino.

>>11039290
>childish
not that guy, but the only people I've ever met who didn't mix their food around from time to time were literal, diagnosed autists
they'd insist on keeping all their shit specifically separated

Ass

A glass of water

>>11047732
mah nigga