/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no, but i remember 9 11

>>11040569
I found a box that had been passed down to my mother from my grandma unintentionally. We found it cleaning out some cabinets... Right next to the Accent and Mrs Dash.

>>11040616
This. Anybody that does not remember 9/11 needs to fuck off my board.

You guys remember P.B. Crisp?

>>11040569
Isn't that what happens when you mix jello with whipped topping? It's not bad.

Remember when Snapple made different shit besides iced tea?

Remember trying every flavor of Snapple Elements and saving the bottles?

Remember Fruitopia?

Used to run home from school and watch this

>>11040762
Fuck yes. Not pictured: meteor

>>11040757
>>11040762

for me, it was mystic.

and i have a funny story about it.

i grew up mormon with a mentally ill and abusive dad.

i bought home a mystic fruit punch, and my dad flipped his shit 'cause he thought it was iced tea. mormons generally don't drink tea or coffee 'cause there's some vague scripture against "hot drinks."

he threw it away and gave me a severe verbal punishment.

i later bought another bottle, but kept it hidden. it tasted SO GOOD 'cause it was forbidden and made me feel rebellious.

imagine my glee when i found brisk iced tea in a vending machine.

>>11040768
Fruitopia was the official drink of anyone wearing shirts with tree frogs or dolphins on them. Gotta have a puka shell necklace and a sweet ying yang bracelet.

>>11040768
frutopia was my shit

>>11040795
no way brontasaurus breath

>>11040790
That's the vibe they were trying to put out, sure.
Gotta appeal to gen-x counter culture to get them to buy our flavored sugar water lol

Still not nearly as disgusting as millennial marketing.
>MY DIET COKE IS HOW I EXPRESS MY ORIGINALITY. ITS HOW I JUST DO ME. SHOW US HOW YOU DO YOU.

>>11040752

Fucking yes.

It's been over 20 years and I still can't find the fucking reason they stopped making them. WHY

>>11040783
I know that feeling. My mom wouldn't let me eat spaghetti-o's because she said they were for, and I swear these are her words, "retards who wear Velcro shoes and need a digital clock to tell time." The commercials looked so good, so I snuck out and got some when she wasn't home. They sucked then and suck now but the rebel salt made it just right.

>>11040804
>It's been over 20 years and I still can't find the fucking reason they stopped making them. WHY

Planters just brought back their canned Cheez Ballz. Let's hope they stay on the nostalgia bandwagon and bring this back too.

>>11040804
My dad worked for planters, as an engineer, when those came out. They failed because they were incredibly complicated to make and very expensive for the general snack market. I remember him trying to explain to me, as a child, how much bullshit went into injecting snacks that small.

>>11040768
Did McDonalds finally stop serving strawberry fruitopia? F

>>11040799
>Coke's new marketing campaign
>"buy or soda. or don't. we don't really care"
Bold move, let's see how it plays out

I missing chewing soda

>>11040822
My dad works for Nintendo

>>11040845
>the gum that shoots a load in your mouth

>>11040616
rough day. I lived across the street from a blood bank at the time.

>>11040795

>>11040806
>I swear these are her words, "retards who wear Velcro shoes and need a digital clock to tell time."
based mom

Im not mormon. No

>>11040569
Yeah, that shit was pretty good.
Wonder why they stopped making it.

>>11040647
tribute.avi

>>11040806
she had a point

>>11040799
>I drink diet coke. Because I can.
Of course you can, you shit skin faggot. It's a drink, not a BBC in 1600s Salem. I like diet coke, but I switched to pepsi after seeing this commercial 100 times over again. Worst soda ad I've seen since "Dr Pepper Ten: Not For Women."

>>11040569
How could I replicate this without the mix?

>>11040757
Yes. My father and I used to always get the Kiwi Strawberry.

>>11040815
>Planters just brought back their canned Cheez Ballz.
Has anybody successfully found these again since they've been brought back? I've looked at probably half a dozen grocery stores, nothing. I wanna see if the company claims of "they taste the same!" are bullshit or not.

>>11040616
Biology class, 9th grade. When they made the announcement over the PA most everyone in the class thought it was a senior prank or some shit.

>>11040616
The Alamo remembers.

>>11043155
Hello there fellow 31 year old boomer. I was in algebra class myself.

These tasted like absolute shit but we’re cool as hell to have on your windowsill

>>11043052
If you want to have a three layered jello you should first make a fruit jello base, then add gelatinous milk mixture while it's hot- it'll melt the top of the fruit jello and you'll get a mixed layer.
Or you can try adding marshmallows to the mix like in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGeTifGJ33c
Or you can just top your fruit jelly with creamy mousse/whipped cream.

>>11040616
I thought this was a funny meme but it seems amerihour is on and making memes about 9/11 is taboo

>>11040806
I wore velcro and had a digital Pikachu watch when I was a kid :(

>>11043336
i liked them. i miss them.

>>11040806
your mother was right

>>11043919
And here you are, telling your life's story on 4chan.

>>11040762
I'd suck an old man's scrotum for five straight minutes if I could get a bottle of Rain

>>11040845
Dr. Pepper ones sucked. No wonder they were on clearance

>>11044089
:(

>>11040845
>>11041239
Universally known as Cum Gum

And fruit rollups were fucking great back then.

>>11043155
>announcing over the PA
>hey kids we're under attack if you get home soon enough maybe you can watch your dad jump out of a building on the news

>>11040762
God, I loved Elements
Earth, Fire and Lightning were my favs...

>>11040783
This reminded me, in St. George, Utah, where I lived as a kid, they wouldn’t drink orange juice and would only drink Tang and they drank it every day. I don’t think Tang exists anymore. They would also have one kind of root beer that was uncaffinated, because Mormons can’t have caffiene or something.
I have great memories of Utah damn

>>11043155
it would be the most epic prank the world has ever seen

>>11040762
I loved those but I had no idea they were made by snapple, the cans they came in never had the snapple label.

I remember playing the aquatic level of donkey Kong in my room in the summer and the AC was on full blast. I was wrapped in my blankets swimming to chill music. Life was so good.

Now I literally want to kill my self every day

>>11040799
>Life's too short!
>Don't think about your health! Just drink it!
>U do u boo!

Man, I haven't been more turned off by an advertisement since McDonald's ran one that showed close ups if people eating/drinking

>>11049650
>turned off by an advertisement
The fucking gulping on the aleve commercials!!!!!!
absolutely abhorrent

>>11040799
>change can to look more like an energy drink
>have different flavors
>charge way more than it used to cost

>>11040768
can't remember the last time I had one of those

>>11040569
I loved that shit as a kid. Primo chemically created foodstuffs. Things like that do not occur naturally, especially when it came out of a foil packet. Still, the juvenile me craved it intensely.

>>11041392