/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Only if they're self-saucing.

>>11034085
LMAO

>>11034085
What does the Quran prescribe relative to extra-terrestrial meat?

/x/ here. Absolutely.

>>11034085
Pussys pussy

>>11034085
Fuck yes, gotta show those greys what we human do to new unfamiliar animals - we kill them, then we eat them

>>11035320
>Implying we won't kill humans first and eat them

>>11035339
>we
Aliens on my board REEEEEEE

>>11035339
>we

>>11035339
>we

FUCK OFF BACK TO WHEREVER PLANET YOU CAME FROM YOU DIRTY ILLEGAL

>>11035339
Your kind is not welcome here, spacenigger.

>>11034085
No that would be ridiculous. You have no idea of what they're composed of. The safer bet is to tie it to a radiator and worship its space dong.

If there's 1 thing I've learned from /ck/ we'll either try to fuck it, eat it or both. So yeah.

Definitely. I seriously believe that the moment we make contact with intelligent aliens, while everyone ok both sides are still confused and plausible deniability is in effect, one brave woman should kill and eat an alien. It's the ultimate power play, an undisputable statement that "we WILL find a use for you, if you are not otherwise useful to us and pleasing to be around, we are not above using your flesh for our sustenance. We are humanity, you are nothing to us."

>>11035506
definitely fuck it first, then someone else can eat it

>>11036416
That’s not a good idea lol.

>>11036416
>space aliens that developed ultratech to come here
>vs.
>some soyboys armed with soylent shakes and some screaming sjws on their period

I wonder who'd win.

>>11034085
theres one thing i learned from ck and that is unless they sell it at macdonalds we ain eating it

>>11037642
Based incel posting

>>11037669
>real life is like movies and my bleeding vaginabody could kick an alien or anything over 200lbs in the ass anytime!

You can't even keep rapists from raping you, lmao.

Have you seen falling skys? I wouldn't.

Only if they're totally nonsapient and don't bring any incredibly lethal unadapted diseases. Also, if a species is capable of moving something at ftl speeds than arguably so can their weapons. I don't feel like being unmade by a fucking warp cannon so I can taste some freaky-looking gray.

>>11034085
I doubt they would be organically compatible, like arsenic for blood and their muscles would use like made from an organic compound of lead or something.

>>11037768
You don't want to be warp cannoned?

>>13277300
This.

>>11037933
>13
we got a time traveler here

Make sure they don't scheme with the jews to rule over the world together.

>>11034114
Classic boomer humor.

>>11035339
>we
https://youtu.be/HkYH1VpNNVc?t=9s

>>11034085
I'd probably try it at least once. For each species.

>>11034085
>eating xeno's

>>11037768
This, eating something that can think is fucking weird and gross. Plus they will have diseases we have never imagined before

The only way I would eat an alien is if other aliens were doing it & invited me. For all we know the aliens could practice cannibalism as some sort of cultural ritual for the dead; plenty of human cultures have done it.

>>11036416
>the alien is highly toxic being based on organic mercury compounds instead of carbon

>>11035339
Ayyyyy ayyy ay ay ayyy AY

>>11041023
Worth.

>>11034085
meat is meat

>>11036416
Why specifically a woman

>>11035339
So it was the ayyys that hacked the US election all along

>>11039634
Unless they are genetically similar to us it would be very unlikely any extraterrestrial virus would even do anything to us. Foreign bacteria on the other hand could fuck us up, at least until we could manufacture vaccines.