/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11034542
I already drink malt liquor everyday, so should I just go all in on Franzia?

>>11034581
Looks that way.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2010/12/dont-hate-the-franzia-a-case-for-boxed-and-blended-wines/68515/

>>11034588
>8 year old article

>>11034542
Burnetts or Fiechmans is like 8.99 here for a 1.75 litre of vodka. I do that + 99c sunny D for mix

>>11034581
franzia is based

>>11034542
That's just stupid, the absolute cheapest way is to distill your own alcohol from yeast and sugar, i.e. "moonshining" as burgers call it. It's illegal for in most countries though.

>>11034623
I cant physically make enough alcohol to keep up with the amount I drink

>>11034598
it's a classic, like Franzia

>>11034727
mild kek

>>11034542
Colt 45 works every time. Plus I get to feel like a cool 90s wrapper and not a sad faggot who's drinking garbage.

>>11034542
Currently its a rotation of 1,3,4. When I get gut-rot I move to the next one... rinse repeat.

>>11034542
Or just go to Costco and buy good alcohol for cheap

>>11034542
Why is /ck/ so full of alcoholics?

>>11034770
It isn't unless you're one of those people who thinks everyone who drinks is an alcoholic.

>>11034779
If you’re nickel and diming %ABV per dollar and drinking Franzia and Burnett’s you are most definitely a fucking alcoholic or at the very least someone who should be saving money instead of drinking .

>>11034542
orange juice

>>11034770
most cooks drink and theres no other board besides r9k or trash that makes sense to have threads about drinking and not even alck's wanna hang out in r9k or trash

>everclear, cranberry and grapefruit juice w a lime wedge

This almost killed me one night

>>11034542
Burnett's + Soda/juice is cheap enough for me, comes in a bunch of flavors too.

>>11034642
You just have to get a good rotation schedule going, start with 14 gallons and just start a new gallon every day after that gets started

>>11034542
Vodka + mix.

Actually enjoyable whether trying to go full alk or not.

>>11034542
>drinking pic related in the woods in high school
>haven't had it in ten years and i can still taste it
Truly New York's #1 vodka

>>11035162
Are there woods in new York?

>>11035179
I grew up about 30 minutes north of the city and we had woods in which we would drink and then run away from the cops

>>11034600
Yeah 5 o'clock vodka is about that much. Bottom shelf vodka is still the best value if your only goal is to get shitfaced for as cheap as possible, other than making your own like a redneck.

>>11035179
>>11035189
Also Georgi is absolute bottom shelf swill that tastes like rubbing alcohol. It's about the same as Popov tier

>>11035200
I drank popov one time and every hair on my body stood straight up.

That shit is not fit for human consumption

>>11035281
Tfw I was unaware and figured all vodka was the same so I brought popov and everyone got mad at me. Tbh I spent a lot of muh micro brews which no one liked either so it was a disaster

>>11035308
>jack being associated with a central depressant
not today, nah, nah, not today, not ever, nah

Francis box wine, spacebag it. I have never felt more trash crusty.

Also friends with a girl who's preference is Diet Coke and everclear. She'd set herself on fire with it a couple times with a cigarette.

>>11034542
Just go to parties and drink other people's alcohol

>>11035329
>spacebag it
What is spacebagging?

>>11035367
scum of the earth right here

>>11035379
>open box
>remove bag
>pass around the spigot bitch

>>11035395
good lord

not that I don't wish I was at that party

>>11035407
Sometimes you need to break out and act like a wild degenerate alley creature. It's healthy sometimes. Just do it around some susceptible partiers after a booze run and see how goofy everyone gets.

>>11034542
Malt liquor dude

>>11035417
I know what I'm doing this Thanksgiving kek

>>11035419
>tfw 40s don't come in glass bottles anymore
Plastic just doesn't feel right

I've lived in a few countries so I can give my input
>America
The beer is piss cheap, get some nasty shit like Keystone or Bud Light
>Canada
Okanagan Cider. 2L, 9%, $9
>Japan
Box shochu. 3L, 25%, 900yen ($9ish)
>Australia
Goon (Boxed wine). 4L, 14%, $10

>>11034598
Yeah I was gonna say where the fuck is a box of Franzia $8. It's like $15 here, but 8 years inflation and alcohol tax etc

>>11034542
Damn so that's where all the box'd wine jokes come from. I been suffering drinking high gravity. I found that if I squeeze citrus in them I don't feel like throwing up when I drink the nasty shit.

>>11035328
Bitch what you tryna say?

>$3.65 for 5 liters
>42% ABV
>2.1 liters of alcohol for $3.65
>1 liters costs $1.73
>1 oz costs $0.05
>1 oz costs about $0.08
Behold the king of poison.

>>11035197
Yeah bottom shelf vodka works for the most part when properly mixed. The issue comes when things are via a shot

>>11035516
you practically go blind just looking at this image

>>11035549
OP said cheap, not survivable.

>>11035426
some still do. i drink st ides which still comes in glass and is 8.2 abv%

>>11035516
Is....this real?

>>11035580
No, it's a /ck/ urban legend. ALLEGEDLY it's sold in Sierra Leone.

>>11035516
>premium quality

Buyer beware.

>>11035516
it's from a third world country. Sierra Leone. their site has some gems such as pic related

>>11035580
>label taped on
>label clearly damaged then flattened out from being transplanted from a curved bottle
>container appears to suspiciously resemble an antifreeze jug
Gonna say it's fake and the 5ltr text is shooped. It may actually be piss

Popov, because masochistic nostalgia.
>14, Argie scum, typical /g/ faggot
>fix a friend's computer and make backups of his mom's irreplaceable photos, so he proclaims he's gonna reward it with pizza and booze (since I don't want to charge him cash because real good friend who did me several solids and it was my pleasure)
>well ok, if you insist, never drink before though
>we tag along with his mom to the big box store and he has her buy a $4 US for 1 lt bottle of vodka, literally the most bang for your buck that isn't methylated
>drop off bottle in his fridge
>go to a pizza place with his mom, brother and grandma (sweet old Italian nonna telling about when the Americans rolled I her village during WW2, interesting story)
>had the "mafioso" pizza or whatever, it's calabrese and hot peppers, good shit
>get back to his house, his mom fucks off to bed
>we grab the bottle with two glasses and go to his balcony, his younger brother is playing Travian or something on the shitbox I fixed
>he opens the bottle, immediately reminds me of nail polish remover, ultra harsh
>fills glasses to brim, CHUG CHUG CHUG, swill takes effort to down
>entire bottle gone within 10 minutes, and then we decide to climb into his fucking roof because of course, start talking, alcohol kicks in
>get down without dying somehow
>fucking lose it, I'm crying, babbling, no emotional control; friend tries to console me, I punch him in the face
>friend knows BJJ and training kicks in even when drunk, puts me in a triangle lock
>his younger brother comes up hearing my gutural death throes and gets him off me before I suffocate
>need to be helped by both down the stairs and thrown into a bed
>wake up at 6AM, worst stomach ache I'll probably ever feel
>rush to bathroom
>blow half digested pizza out of face, pick pieces of pickled peppers out of my fucking nose
>clean up
>go take a bus without saying anything, any sensory stimulation hurts
>get a message a couple hours later
>"we gotta do this again sometime"

>>11035426
yeah I feel you. malt liquor is already bottom of the barrel but they make it have even LESS dignity somehow when they put it in plastic. it's like... "take this you animal"

Olde English is the saddest example because it was so iconic, back when it was in glass at least. but I guess those days are over.

What about natty daddys?

>>11034542
Nigger, you are using the price of franzia from like 1998

>>11035426
>>11035696
It's because blacks throw glass bottles around and can't handle being decent humans. Go down most shitty alleyways and they are littered with 40 glass shards.

A lot still come in glass, though.

>>11035308
Vodka literally all tastes the same by law. It's just ultra distilled whatever. There is no taste. There can't be taste. The only thing that could influence the taste is water quality.

>>11035693
Sounds fun

Friends and I used to buy “box o’ wine” and take the bag out and pass it around. We’d get trashed at community pool hot tubs.

>>11035785
That's bullshit, though you'd probably only know if you're an alcoholic or a vodka connoisseur for some retarded reason

Cheap shit tastes like paint thinner and burns the shit out of your mouth and throat, middle tier is fine, high tier legit is like drinking water

>>11035785
Go try some popov

>>11035707
Don't call me daddy.

>>11035785
t. never drank warm, shit tier vodka

>>11034542
>popov
alright there mister rockefeller

>>11034770
they used to have a containment thread but apparently we needed that one additional space for more fast food advertising and youtube shit so it got banned

>>11035785
>Vodka literally all tastes the same
former broke alcoholic here, i'd kind of agree with you on anything actually fit for human consumption, but once you get to popov tier (and below >>11035833
) it gets really bad.

>>11035832
certified, on vivitrol, permanent liver damage alcoholic here

even I wouldn't have touched warm shitty vodka in my worst days. I couldn't get that shit down without puking.

10 bucks can get you a fifth of actually decent vodka plus another buck for a thing of tonic water.

>>11035849
apparently one of the mods got pissed and doomed us all back to the faglord normie alcoholism boards on reddit. al/ck/ threads used to be fun

>>11035197
Thats all I drank in high school, the thought of drinking it again makes me almost dry heave.

I can get a better handle of vodka than Popov for $14. Vodka of the Gods was $9.99 last time I was at TJ's, but I don't like it very much.

one time I drank nearly an entire bottle of port wine and then I threw it all up and it stained the concrete. I would pick the natty ice out all of those or vodka if I didn't wan to drink beer

>>11034542
Holy shit those liqour prices are way the fuck off, especially the box wine. That thing alone will run you $15 easy. Carlo Rossi is not that cheap as well. It'll run ya close to $12. Cheapest "non-homeless" liquor you can get is a case of Bud Platinum. Way too high in alcohol content for a beer and will fuck you up way too fast. That or a low tier 750 ml bottle of hard liquor; Either 2 cost will be in the same ballpark.

>>11036409
a fifth of decent (Pinnacle) vodka here is $10

>>11035179
Are you a child? New York is fucking huge and mostly forest.

popov + water filter = eh, ok

>>11034623
if you are somewhere cold you can make applejack from freeze distillation. The strength is limited by how cold you can get it though.

popov is cheap as fuck in arizona

you can get a pint for like $3 to $2

>>11038257
great way to ruin a water filter

>>11038388
it's about 9 bucks for a 5th where I'm at.

For me tho, the best bottom shelf shit is Shitty K

>>11038544
drinking that stuff is just torture

alcohol is killing you anyways, why make it that much worse?

>>11038257
>not just using like 10 coffee filters

>>11035179
You know if you leave NYC it immediately becomes forest. Shittons of forest. Then mountains, then swamps both of which are covered in and surrounded by forest. I wouldnt suggest hiding from the cops in our swamps though if you have been drinking.

>>11038553
this is the stuff I would make a mixed punch with. It serves its purpose

>>11038257
>Alex Jones has been hit so bad he's reduced to shilling on one of 4chan's slowest boards

gentle reminder

nothing
drinking alcohol is for dumb people

Sugar, yeast, warmth, time, make your own. Distilling requires more equipment.

>>11039414
Told

>>11034542
None, find a cheap local wine. I'm glad I live in a wine region

>>11038348
>applejack
die brony scum

Alright boys I took the Franziapill

Got their "chilled red" variety and it's pretty fucking good. It was 15.99 though. I could see myself drinking this daily instead of malt liquor easily

>>11035833

This stuff is pure liquid death. I know it well.

>>11035693
>>get a message a couple hours later
>>"we gotta do this again sometime"

>>11034739
>feel like a cool 90s wrapper
>wrapper
I'm not gonna let you dodge that one

>>11035833
My nigga!
>>11034542
I used to get so fucked up on Carlo Rossi, worst vomitting experience you can have.

>>11035430
Can confirm
Booze in japan is cheap as hell for a huge bottle

/ck/

>>11043283
food/drink in japan is cheap in general. just don't expect to find cheese anywhere