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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I just did a ny strip that was poorly-butchered and looks like a ribeye. the bone isn't there but they left a big cut of rich, dark meat

But more-importantly it looks the like continent of Africa where local governments would go to war for a steak like this.

I also must say that i've seen jesus in my toast
I've also seen faces in my eggs. I only have this ability in the morning.

>> No.11024650

>>11024644
thats one of the worst pictures of food ive ever seen. -12/10 this thread is clearly shitposting and therefore OP should jump off a cliff.

>> No.11024654
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>>11024650
it was done perfectly
here's one from google to help you understand

>> No.11024668

>>11024644
I believe you OP.

Jesus talks to me through the caramel swirls in ice cream. He told me he wanted to fuck my ass, and to meet him under a bridge in Idaho. So I went. And low and behold, after checking about 1500 bridges, I found Him. He smelled, but that's ok, I figured he must have just come from Hell or something to smell like sulfur/rotten eggs like that. And damn, was that a good ass fucking. And now I'm pregnant and about to have His child. I'ma name him Jesus 2: The Search For More Money.

>> No.11024680

you cant get pregnant in the anus
either post something or sage this thread

mods: delete this thread, please. i see now that it has no viability whatsoever

>> No.11024698

>>11024680
I literally thought you said "you can't get pregnant in the angus", and I still think that would have been funnier.

>> No.11024701

>>11024644
>it looks the like continent of Africa where local governments would go to war for a steak like this.

I really wish those savages could learn to respect their land and surroundings and not have to murder animals for sustenance. Just imagine... a vegan Africa....

>> No.11024715

>>11024701
they've never had any environmental pressure to plan for agriculture
they don't get a winter. so they didn't have to moderate consumption, invent greenhousing, irregation, and whatever else. there was no pressure ever for them to do this, so they never created these systems
that's why i can fry a steak that looks like africa and think "boy, howdy"

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>>11024644
huh?

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who else likes new england clam chowder?

>> No.11024741

>>11024644
Ah, the classic paper plate

>> No.11025118

>>11024680
>mods: delete this thread
Who died and made you king of /ck/?

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>>11025118
huh???

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>>11025118
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>11025118
what?

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>>11025118
where?

>> No.11025150

>>11024644
>looks like the continent of Africa
all I see is a happy merchant

>> No.11025157

>>11025150
yeah i guess i need to rotate my phone pics but i also see the merchant
sage again

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>>11024644
My steak is not only better but looks like sudan. suck it

>> No.11025175

>>11024644
Clean your nasty ass keyboard you slob

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I'm a happy pizza