/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10987422
There's nothing wrong with chicken tenders.

There IS, however, something incredibly wrong with 'spergs who won't eat anything else. Don't blame the tendie for the actions of the 'sperg.

>>10987422
based schutzstaffel frog

>>10987422
yes.

>>10987422
Double 2s, double sowilo.

Tended are unironically GOAT and don't let anyone tell you different.

>>10988358
*tendies

Chicken tenders with some BBQ sauce. Now there’s a food you can really tap your foot to.

>>10987422
Pretty childish, but still not as childish as pepperoni pizza.

>>10988377
epic meme xD

>>10987422
>tendies get memed on a lot for being juvenile

what exactly are tendies?
im not american so i dont know. are they like the deep fried chicken you get at KFC?

>>10988456
Close enough, pretty sure they sell tendies at KFC anyways. It's just long strips of chicken meat deep fried, no bone. Think fish and chips but chicken instead of fish.

>>10988456
>on 4chan
>not knowing what tendies are
>regardless of nationality

newfag

>>10988528
i know the fucking meme but i have never seen them IRL and have no idea what they taste like

on the pictures they just look like small chicken schnitzel. is that what they are, just pieces of breaded and fried chicken?

>>10988567
>and have no idea what they taste like
do they not have chicken in your country?

>is that what they are, just pieces of breaded and fried chicken?
yes

>>10988567
You've got to have them with honey mustard, hot sauce, or barbecue sauce.

>>10988838
>honey
people please stop this, it's a waste of perfectly good mustard.

>>10987422
I don't get how eating chicken can be "juvenile" it's fucking chicken.

>>10988890
Chicken tenders are a common favorite of picky spoiled children.

Give me 17 reasons not to go get some raising canes RIGHT NOW

>>10988846
it is sweet and delicious where mustard is bitter and nasty

>>10987428
there is everything wrong with chicken tenders, they are fried and give you heart disease. the breading doesn't add anything, literally just dip chicken breast in ketchup and it will taste the same if you are that set on having to eat fast food.

>>10990069
>the breading it does nothing!
you've never heard of texture before, have you?

>>10989981
>being this much of a wrong dummy

Mommy makes tendies so good that i punch her hard in the face, shattering her jaw

>>10990069
What if I make my own teddies?

When I do I add things to the breading for texture and flavor.

>>10988567
>I have no idea what they taste like
They taste like chicken.

>>10992188
Americans actually watch this
Lol

>>10988838
WE GOT TRIPS BOYS

>>10993908
>838

Especially if done by Cane's, the best chicken fingies.

>>10989981
>Having such a childish palate that you find a mild condiment like mustard 'bitter and nasty'

>>10990069
You know one could eat tendies like once every three months, right?

>>10994581
Do you only use yellow mustard? Any good mustard should be strongly flavored.

>>10990069
>t. straight edgexx

>>10988374
>BBQ sauce

most overrated sauce/condiment next to ranch. its ok at best on some delicious meat

>>10988377
if pepperoni is childish then cheese pizza is infant-tier and supreme is teenager-tier

>>10987422
Chicken is a children's meat. Anyone unironically eating chicken past the age of 12 is a fucken embarrassment.

>>10996117

You have to be a weird motherfucker to think that, and even think that plays into an idiot troll.

You're a fucking mess.

>>10996182
t. chicken eating babby

one time i literally ate nothing but 5kg of tendies for a week

>>10996190

yep, but I roast mine.

Piri piri Chicken

2 tbsp McCormicks piri piri blend
3 tbsp Olive oil
1 tsp Herbes de Provence (thyme or Italian blend may work)
2 tbsp White wine vinegar
1 tsp Salt
4 Garlic Cloves minced/finely chopped

optional:

Liquid Macarico piri piri hot sauce to taste (approx. 2tsp)

mix well

Use Jacques Pepin recipe for application instructions and cooking. It's fun when "young adults" pee on themselves trying to sound clever.

>>10996201
Here are some nice plating options for that.

>>10996209

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/03/dinner-tonight-jacques-pepins-quick-roasted-chicken-recipe.html

Here you go, puppycat. Empty people need ideas from their adults.

>>10996221
t.

>>10996230

>>10988377
>but still not as childish as pepperoni pizza.

I'm not a picky eater though all those meme toppings like pepper, mushrooms, bacon, pineapple are good ingredients on other things but nothing else belongs on pizza other than cheese and pepperoni

>>10987422
>memed
You’re a fucking idiot, son.

>>10990069

>>10990069
What difference does it make to you what people put in their bodies?

>>10990069
>Have breaded chicken once
>Contract heart disease
FUCK

>>10996117
Faggot.

>>10996508
is that image a meme

>>10996515
I have to deal with the nausea generated by looking in your general direction, as well as pay for your medical treatment, landwhale.

>>10996117
Who ironically eats chicken?

>>10997213
>Implying nobody pays for their own insurance.

>>10997270
>>healthcare costs aren't at least somewhat shared thanks to risk pooling and subsidies

What does insurance have to do with me having you view your disgusting lard-filled husk that you call a "body"?

>>10996508
You being a fuck retard is a meme

>>10996117
The "everything I don't is for children" thing is getting out of hand.

>>10989981
>not knowing the pleasure of dunking a tendie into some spicy coarse ground mustard
I truly pity you.

all foods are meme foods. you like what you like. it genuinely doesn't matter, as long as you aren't a retard about it.