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Anonymous Sun Jul 29 16:48:44 2018 No.10984238 [Reply] [Original]

>you are offered a sip
>wat do.

50-50 chance you become an immortal undead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 16:49:37 2018 No.10984244 >>10984238 That's sewage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 16:49:45 2018 No.10984245 What's the other 50%?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 17:04:30 2018 No.10984328 >>10984245 You get hepatitis from the sewage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 17:34:40 2018 No.10984452 >>10984238 It's sewage water. Likely vomit most of it up. If you can somehow keep it down, then probably fall ill or nothing at all (depends how much you drink). If you take a sip, probably nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 18:05:02 2018 No.10984611 crack sip

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 18:54:32 2018 No.10984889 >>10984238 >put mummy juice in fancy can >give it a trendy name >market heavily as energy/sports drink >get celebrity endorsements >profit Millennial's will fall for anything

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 19:26:07 2018 No.10985027 would make for a great superhero origin story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 19:34:02 2018 No.10985062 >>10984238 Reminds me of barbacoa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 20:15:24 2018 No.10985270 >>10985027 Like a cross between Moon Knight and Solomon Grundy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 20:20:01 2018 No.10985296 I wonder what it smells like? Imagine getting an enema of that stuff and then shooting it on someone's face when they are sleeping?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 20:32:28 2018 No.10985344 >>10984889 Name it "Wakanda Soi-L".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 20:46:41 2018 No.10985423 >>10984238 immortal undead? Sounds nice. Whats the hitch? My dick still works right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 20:50:43 2018 No.10985440 this thread is funny af

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 29 20:53:28 2018 No.10985451 >>10984238 Fucking neonates be thirsting for that Antediluvian vitae

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 00:22:50 2018 No.10986369 >>10984244 Yeah well ur gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 00:32:49 2018 No.10986402 >>10985423 >Whats the hitch? You don't get to be a lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 00:54:54 2018 No.10986476 >>10986402 That's such a bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 01:07:06 2018 No.10986512 I would sip. 50% chance I become immortal, 50% chance I die. it's a win win

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 01:15:40 2018 No.10986528 >>10986512 >xD ironic suicide jokes how about you stop making edgy jokes and finally do it, pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 01:21:25 2018 No.10986545 >>10986402 >>10986476 shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 03:59:31 2018 No.10986977 >>10984889 You know people literally ate ground up mummy powder barely a century ago, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 04:12:17 2018 No.10987009 >>10985027 Kang man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 04:16:51 2018 No.10987028 >>10984238 Mummies don't have "juice". That's what makes them mummies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 04:17:53 2018 No.10987032 imagine being at USA so fat you see corpse you see drinks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 04:23:07 2018 No.10987044 >>10987032 imagine being at computers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 04:25:33 2018 No.10987052 >>10985440 Okay this is epic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 04:37:16 2018 No.10987082 >>10987009 We wuz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 04:44:59 2018 No.10987105 >>10984889 ??????

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 12:11:38 2018 No.10987367 >>10985296 Haha i would be sooo pissed if someone did that to me hahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 12:34:56 2018 No.10987443 >>10984238 Have they actually opened it yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 12:36:50 2018 No.10987451 >>10986977 classic boomers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 12:39:25 2018 No.10987457 >>10984238 god I wish that was me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 12:42:15 2018 No.10987465 File: 475 KB, 320x240, zGHQb4O.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 12:56:33 2018 No.10987498 File: 46 KB, 778x512, apu raising his hands to express desire for milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mummy juice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 13:02:13 2018 No.10987516 >>10984238 embalming fluid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 13:18:46 2018 No.10987587 >>10984238 i wanna drink mommy juice :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 14:06:16 2018 No.10987753 >finally die seems like normalfag faux depression to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 14:58:15 2018 No.10987980 >>10984238 >That first sip of the millennia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 15:23:03 2018 No.10988063 >>10984238 It's a mix of sewage and dissolved bodies, not that difficult

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 15:23:15 2018 No.10988064 I want to fucking drink it why why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 15:24:24 2018 No.10988070 >>10987498 >>10987587 redpilled and based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 15:28:14 2018 No.10988103 >>10984244 How did it get in there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 15:31:37 2018 No.10988125 >>10988103 seeped in over time, they didnt have grammaticaly sealed coffins 4,000 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 15:44:50 2018 No.10988205 File: 499 KB, 388x520, 1507670450268.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10984238 "It smells rancid, there's no way I'm going to drink that. Well actually, maybe just a little."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 15:45:21 2018 No.10988206 >>10988125 you mean that they were not word-proof?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 15:48:16 2018 No.10988219 >>10988205 >"Oh my that's awful, I think I'm gonna puke" >"Never drinking some of that again, eh, hold on, maybe just one more sip, would be a shame to waste something that old"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 16:10:08 2018 No.10988306 File: 113 KB, 900x1200, blend_joh48[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10988219

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 16:27:46 2018 No.10988394 >>10988205 >Pops open sarcophagus >"Nice hiss"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 16:40:33 2018 No.10988462 >>10988394 >"let's put those out on a tray!" >cut to pieces of mummy with a glass full of mummy juice on MRE tray >"NICE"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 16:45:17 2018 No.10988486 File: 87 KB, 1024x576, gay shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd take any chance to become a spooky immortal lord of my skeleton kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 16:51:59 2018 No.10988514 >>10987044 Imagine being.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 16:54:41 2018 No.10988525 >>10984238 Could any bacteria have survived in that shit to actually make you ill?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 17:01:54 2018 No.10988569 >>10987044 checked now get back to /co/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 23:44:24 2018 No.10990397 >>10986977 Centurials will fall for anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 00:00:03 2018 No.10990470 >>10986977 Yeah but it doesn't make you live forever, I've got another eighty years at best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 00:03:33 2018 No.10990492 >>10985027 Pretty sure that's how the MC from Mummy's Alive started his story arc IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 01:21:47 2018 No.10990730 >>10987028 That's why it's important to drink it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 01:57:16 2018 No.10990858 >>10988462 Steve is the embodiment of the idea that something that does not kill you makes you stronger. At this point he may be unkillable by normal means.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 02:03:15 2018 No.10990873 >>10987465 R E D D I T

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 02:07:59 2018 No.10990887 >>10988306 That must be hideous

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 02:09:01 2018 No.10990888 >>10988525 It's recent shit, so probably yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 05:25:49 2018 No.10991356 >>10986512 Suicidal existentialism is pretty 2017 my dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 05:43:36 2018 No.10991404 >>10984238 the dudes inside the thing were dead, so I don't think it would work...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 05:57:37 2018 No.10991442 File: 107 KB, 400x362, mummy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10984238

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 06:02:14 2018 No.10991453 YUMMY MUMMY NUMMIES IN MY TUM-TUM TUMMY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 09:10:00 2018 No.10991892 File: 2.75 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_20180731_150120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] crack Sorry, I only sip proper beverages. sip Pic related. It's my lunch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 09:16:48 2018 No.10991907 >>10991892 We are you reading a paper from last Friday, you filthy Swede? Also, are Kraftwerk really still touring?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 09:20:56 2018 No.10991910 >>10984244 this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 09:21:59 2018 No.10991915 >>10988394 Kinda want to get into archaeology just for this. >>10991356 Mummy died today. Or maybe yesterday. I can't be sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 09:24:05 2018 No.10991924 >>10984238 A 50% chance at immortality, which is otherwise impossible? You'd have to be a moron to not try it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 09:25:55 2018 No.10991928 >>10991907 Yes and yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 09:26:04 2018 No.10991929 Well statistically, 100% of people that do not drink that juice are going to die. I think it's at least worth a shot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 10:16:25 2018 No.10992049 File: 87 KB, 750x500, papaemiritus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taste... My mummy juice...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 12:28:41 2018 No.10992453 File: 118 KB, 749x800, 1532762738245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10991892 Based swede sipbro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 12:38:06 2018 No.10992489 >>10991404 They were dead before the water started leaking into their sarcophagus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 12:41:21 2018 No.10992502 >>10987009 >Ooga Booga, where da Nubian women at?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 13:19:28 2018 No.10992649 >>10988514 Deep...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 15:25:13 2018 No.10993179 >>10991915 good post

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 21:04:39 2018 No.10994801 imagine

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