/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10975224
Starch and protein go well together.

>>10975224
that's just stupid

>>10975238
Agreed. If the crust isn't good enough to eat then it wasn't good pizza.

>>10975224
I started doing it occasionally after seeing this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6Bq4lQRZ4

>>10975224
BK's fry burger is shit.
Rally's does it better.

I want to die every time someone proposes a toast.
If you wanna communicate your feefees about something do it after dinner goddammit.

>>10975313
One of the easiest ways to spot a manchild right here. It's impossible to respect someone that does this.

>>10975275
That's not an eating habits retard

>>10975238
Seriously triggers me so hard. I don’t get it. The crust of a good pizza is probably my favorite part

>>10975324
Yes it is.
People do it while eating

>>10975238
I always want to offer to eat their crusts, then I have to pause and think about if it's appropriate in the circumstances.

>>10975334
No they don't, they literally interrupt people eating and make them stop so they can do it.

>>10975349
You haven't met my uncle

>>10975334
They do it BEFORE eating idiot, it's not a eating habit

Honestly, get really pissed at my gentleman gatherings when nobody does a toast.

>>10975275
>makes a toast
>no bread or toaster anywhere present

>>10975359
A meal habit is tangentially related to eating habits, assburgers.

>>10975246
>>10975330
The crust is, at best, a salty cracker. What's so good about it? I don't want to fill my stomach with flavorless shit. The non crust part will always be the superior, the only thing the crust has going for it is the crunch texture

>>10975359
Srop being a jackass
If it happens at the dinner table its related, at least tangentially, to eating

>>10975238
>>10975246
>>10975330
>>10975338
Just eat fucking bread if you hate toppings so much.

>>10975372
>at best, a salty cracker
You've been eating garbage pizza anon.

>>10975238
>excessive carbs

wew

>>10975372
You’re already eating pizza m8. How much more is a crust gonna fill you up?

>>10975379
>>10975238
>>10975246
why cant they put toppings all the way to the edge? more toppings or make the crust smaller?

>>10975387
What person that gives a shit about their carb intake eats pizza?

>>10975377
Wrong

>>10975432
>amerifat logic

>>10975238
this, so much this.

>>10975434
Actually im right and youre wrong
Haha what now you stupid dick

>extra mayo

fucking why

Putting wasabi (99% time horseradish in the US) in soy sauce and dipping sushi in it. It just makes everything taste like horseradish.

>>10975466
mmmmm sour eggy oil

>>10975476
thats a good thing bruv

>>10975466
sup soy boy

>>10975447
Fuck guess you win

>>10975466
Eh Jap mayo is pretty tasty

>>10975626
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
MODS

>>10975372
well, if it's made well, it doesn't taste like shit.
but >>10975431 is on the right track. Pizza shouldn't have a inch or more of bare crust, it's either poor technique, or the maker being a cheap faggot and skimping on ingredients. You should be taking your sauce and toppings almost all the way to the edge, having like 1/2" at most of bare crust.

>>10975238
I do this when I order a pizza just for me but I save them for later as a midnight snack

>tfw you dip them in coffee milk at 2am after you come from work
feels good, my comfort food is also leftovers food, am I resourceful or what?

>>10975224
Deep Breath.....
Fucking chopsticks!!!!!!!
It’s 2018!!!!!!!

>>10977913
Why do you have a problem with chopsticks? Do you have a medical condition that makes them difficult to use?

>>10975240
Yeah. But starch and starch don't

>>10977918
Satan designed these things to piss me off. For some reason, when I eat I like to take big satisfying bites. These weBoo shrimp dick tools don’t satisfy.

>>10975372
if the dough is good, it tastes better than a salty cracker

>>10975238
My dad would make us do this when we went to a peetzer buffet

squeezing out tubed food then spread it with a knife rather than moving the tube around as you squeeze

>>10978113
You're using them wrong you mouth breather, you take huge fucking mouthfuls with chops sticks

>>10978391
the way the chopsticks are used in this image will make the liquid run down the sticks and into your hands and/or table

>>10977894
What the hell that sounds absolutely disgusting.
>am I resourceful or what?
No you just sound poor as fuck.

I am pure white stock European and I can eat any food faster with chopsticks then I can with a fork including rice and peas

>>10978576
>pure white stock
What does that have anything to do with this?

>>10978391
Bitch, if it weren't for Anime you would just be a fucking crater

Nuggets are so much better

>>10978391
Ramen is ok, but my cooking evolved and I’m trying to make meat more often. I get bored and sandwich. I bought dim sum and char siu bao, that I respectfully ate with a fork go do yourself

>>10975224
i would do this when i worked in a fast food restaurant that was always short handed and could never go on a proper break. I would make myself a burger and put fries in it so i could consume it faster, was pretty gewd desu

>>10975313
>>10975318
Nope, my grandparents ate their sandwich that way
My parents ate their sandwich that way
I eat my sandwich that way
And my children will eat their sandwich that way
I hate you

>washing your hands before eating a meal that you eat exclusively with a knife and fork

Fuck all of you assholes who eat at your desk. Or even stay in the building for lunch.

Not only is this the most depressing thing you can possibly do, but you’re making others look bad when they dare to take their break that is actually supposed to be legally required.

>>10979514
>t. slacking underachiever

>>10979524
t. person who will die at 55 with nothing to show for it but the righteousness of making his boss money

>>10979514
Yeah just eat in your car to avoid talking to your coworkers like me

>>10975257
how did you find this video? i never find such random shit on jewtube

>>10979514
>eat at desk while working
>do something actually interesting on break

Is that difficult to grasp?

>>10979046
I don't care how many generations did it. You all eat like children. I would honestly have more respect for someone that begged mommy for tendies because I could at least pretend that was a joke.

>>10975246
crust is only a pizza handle

>>10979601

Can you paypal me some bucks for a few tendies? getting low toward the end of the month.

>>10975379
Liking crust and not being a picky autistic child doesn’t exclude you from enjoying the rest of the pizza.

>>10979484
>washing your hands ever

Wew

>>10978606
Those are strips or tenders.

>>10979514
>eat at desk
>leave half an hour early every day
What's the issue?

>>10979765
>autistic
Liking the part that's plain fucking bread more than the part of the pizza with toppings on it is what's autistic. Just munch on a baguette or something, because the toppings are obviously holding back your enjoyment.

>>10980189
He never said he liked it more.

>>10980197
>>10975330

>>10979046
Your grandparents were children
Your parents were children.
You are a child.
Your children will forever be children.
Break the cycle and grow up.

>>10977913
Here you go

>>10979514
I have to work though lunch and put in 60 hour weeks cuz people like you want to slack off.

If I'm presented with chopsticks at a restaurant I either only order finger food or or stab the chopstick through what im eating and make an impromptu shishkebab

I don't fucking get chopsticks at all

>>10979514
This, i fucking hate it. I work at a administration building and the fucking receptionist eats like a fucking pig while talking to people and constantly drops food. It doesn't matter what kind of food soups,spaghetti, salads and it always have some smelly ingredient like onions and garlic. Don't get me wrong i love them but don't fucking eat them if you're talking to people and you wont even wash your teeth. Worst part is she gets offended if someone tells her to stop
>its not my fault my breath smells of garlic, what im i supposed to eat
>what can i do to make my breath not smell anon?
>wash your teeth or breath mints
>nah, i dont like it

>>10979514
Can anyone ID that office chair she's sitting on?

Looks pretty slick, I'm thinking Herman Miller Aeron but I need a second opinion.

>>10979756
OK. What's your account?

>>10975238

>>10975224
Removing pickles

>>10975330
>the part with the least flavor is my favorite
>wypipo

>eating pizza with a fork and knife

>>10982994
>eating pizza with their bare hands like an animal

>>10975224
You just think that photo is too funny, don't you pumpkin?

I bet you're just going to keep posting that same photo every day like the spastic child you are, aren't you?

>>10982994

Like nobody eats pizza with their hands, never seen it happen. WTF are you high.

>>10975238
Probably because 90% of the time you get pizza the crust is shit. Bland and tasteless and gross.

>>10983015

Thats what the dip is for, also you get sour salad thing too so it like a side dish.

>>10975313
im gunna keep eating them like this and you WILL respect me. I trust the matter is now closed, you creepy little coward.

>>10979046
That's called OCD anon. Get some help.

>>10975238
The only pizza I'll do this to sometimes is little Caesars. It just gets so dry if i dont leave a little lip of sauce on there for the end

folding a pizza in half and eating it in one go

People who buy/use this. I don't understand at all. I kind of sort of understand if you need yolks or whites, but when in the fuck would you need prescrambled eggs in such a rush you'd pay more for a carton of it rather than breaking some eggs and whisking?

>>10975372
Your stomach doesnt care what flavors go in it you dipshit. If it was about flavor you could chew it until it loses taste then spit it out. No, you're just a child and a moron.

>>10983067
Less dishes, also it's useful if you are making massive batches of eggs, I don't much see the point in home use like you said though.

>>10975387
>complaining about carbs when eating za in the first place
Are you some kind of fairy?

>>10983053
But this is the optimal way of eating pizza, anon. Most of the time when you lift up a pizza (if it's good pizza) it'll be nice and loaded with toppings which makes it droop. But if you get your grip on the crust right and fold it in half, it doesn't droop and creates a "taco" formation which prevents the toppings from spilling out while you eat it rather than falling off and onto your plate. It provides superior support to your pizza while eating, it prevents you from getting sauce all over your cheeks, and it just makes it an overall more enjoyable experience. It's the most kino way of eating pizza.

>>10983053
>>10983103

>>10983103
If i wanted taco bell i wouldnt have gone to pizza hut

>>10983103
You are right but for the wrong reasons.

>>10983108
>Dabbing grease off pizza
>Eating pizza with a knife and fork
>Eating pizza with a napkin
>Eating pizza with a glove on
>Cutting off the crust entirely and picking it up with a napkin
>The way he hunches over and brings his whole body to the slice of pizza rather than bringing the slice of pizza to his mouth
>The way he nibbles at the crust like a rabbit
>The way he puts the pizza vertically in his mouth rather than horizontally
>How wet and sweaty and puffy his face looks like he's been crying just thinking about having to eat pizza rather than $0Y
This is an absolute failure of a human being
We need another plague

>get food
>eat a quarter of it
>toss the rest
>don't take the rest home

idk maybe it's because i used to be poor

>>10983103
of most pizzas I've eaten doing this will make the toppings come loose 'fall' into the centre and then every time you take a bite you squeeze it out all over the place

>>10983144
It's never justifiable to throw away perfectly fine food

>>10983103
not quite, anon
he folds it in half and eats the middle part, leaving only the crust in a formation that resembles pic related

>>10983136
>we

>>10983198
>wuz

>>10979046
Spoken like someone whose dad married his cousin

>>10978458


No

>>10983614
Yes it will

it easy physics

>>10983614
>weebs can't into gravity.
Retard.

>>10983617

>>10983136
He might be a recovering anorexic

>>10979514
I'm glad I work at a place with a free (well, almost free) cantina, so all my colleagues go there and eat like regular human beings.

>>10980735
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>>10979514
Practically everyone in my office eats at their desks because the boss for the longest time made it clear that he didn't want people taking lunches which amused me.

The worst part is half the people are eating crunchy ass salads and some mother fuckers think it's okay to start chomping down on chips and slurping their drinks. I honestly can't stand it and just get up and go for a walk for half an hour once I see them all start eating to avoid it.

>>10983224

>kangz

KILL WHITEY!

>>10975238
Fucking this
I dont even eat pizza anymore and I'm triggered

>>10977894
RI fag detected

>>10975224
Salt on watermelon. Jam on meatballs.

>>10975466
>Give extra mayo cyкa блять

>>10983108
jimmies have been rustled today.

>>10980567
My apologies

>>10979578

>do something interesting on break

Like what, shitpost? You're not freeclimbing Half Dome during your lunch break.

>>10978585
Fumet...its a cooking board after all... what did you want him to say? Court Bullion? Lol fag.

>>10981849
Ive never seen one but the NPR people make that chair out to be a godsend, im tempted to buy one and roll about my hardwood floors and live like a king after hours. Does it include tumbler holders and cigar ashtrays?

>>10979514
>when they dare to take their break that is actually supposed to be legally required.
Your legally required lunch time doesn't count as work time, stupid. The difference between eating at your desk while working and going out to a sit down restaurant to eat is how late you leave, not how much you work.

>>10982713
I want to break it and then eat it like a chewy noodle ring.

>>10986068
> jam on meatballs
My uncle eats grape jam on his leather tough crock pot beef. Gross AF.

>>10986609
Huh, I said the same thing a bit ago about your mother's anus....

>>10979514

Do Americans seriously not take a lunch break? Every employer is too scared to not give employees at least a 30 min lunch break every day, it just gets timetabled into your day.

I work by a community garden, so I like to go and sit there and not talk to colleagues, and get some fresh air and a bit of a walk in. I really don't get why more people don't do this...

>>10975224
Eating any packaged chips.

LITERALLY cancer waiting to happen.

>>10986668
>Do Americans seriously not take a lunch break?

Are you stupid? Are all yuropoors this dumb and ignorant? I think the stereotype is shifting. It's you who doesn't know about other countries.

>>10979514
>Have no lunch break
>Work a straight 8
>But I can eat whenever I want
>Customer face when I eat a burrito while they're trying to conduct business

>>10986668
Depends on the company and workload. I work IT, and while we're technically mandated an hour lunch each day, I almost never clock out to take it because we're so understaffed. Depending on the state you live in, when it comes time to do payroll, the company actually gets fined and adds an extra hour onto your pay for the fact you worked 9 hours without taking a lunch so I'm basically getting 2 hours of OT every day for not taking a lunch. Been doing this for the past 7 months and no one's raised a shitfit about it because we're all too slammed to bother. I wolf down my lunch at my desk and just keep working.

>>10975224
chicken and waffles.

>>10983028
um no sweetie

>>10975224
>that small ass patty on a gigantic bun

triggers me too

>>10986678
how u feel about pollution kiddo?
plastics etc. cba to type but if ya gonna get cancer ur gonna get cancer
no need to be an autist over crisps lol

>>10982999
>eating bare animals with their hand pizzas

>>10975238

If I'm eating pizza I ordered/made for myself I'll do this, but I'll dig out all of the soft dough inside the crust. If I'm eating pizza that others are eating, I eat my crusts.

>>10986078
true slav

Raw or undercooked onions on anything. Caramelize them or fuck off. Actually deep fried onions are acceptable as well.

>>10981849
I wish I were that chair lol

>>10977894
Only replying to you so others may mock you for your disgusting ways.

>>10975238
Americans are obsessed with bread. Shit's so bloaty and filling. I'd rather fill up on something with taste substance...

>>10975275
>read as proposes on toast
>when did I miss this trend of toast proposals

>>10975224
this is what I did back in high school, we actually had better looking burgers than this thing though...

>>10977894
terrible.

>>10975431
That's the way my chef told me to make them. The first bite should taste like the last.

>>10975476
Depends on how much wasabi you use. But it's good for blander sushi rolls.

>>10975224
It's tasty

>>10979046

>>10984048
>Practically everyone in my office eats at their desks because the boss for the longest time made it clear that he didn't want people taking lunches
What kind of shithole filled with cucks do you live in?

>>10979046
what part of MANCHILD do you not understand, you fucking asinine low intellect profligate.

>>10975238
Why not just cut it off and save it for something else?
You're eating bread already at least spread it around a little but don't be a faggot and do this shit. Cut it off and throw it away or save it. Why can't people have the decency or minimal intelligence to ask for a knife or just tear it off at the very least? Don't do this shit.

>>10986668
When I was working at a cattle auction it was 14 hour days with one 20 minute break 6 hours in

>>10983103
>when you lift up a pizza (if it's good pizza) it'll be nice and loaded with toppings which makes it droop.
>Thinks the toppings in an NY style pizza are what makes it droop and that this style is intrinsically better
What the fuck...

>>10983136
I put gloves on at work once to eat fried chicken and they call me the lunch surgeon now.

>>10975224
>food habits you will never understand

Okay I got one. People bitching and moaning about other people's eating habits when eating is already kind of disgusting to begin with. Do you just stare at them while they, mibd you,remove 50 calories of saturated fat from their pizza and some processed fattening carbs from the crust? Is being angry at people eating food and minding their own business some kind of fetish? Why the fuck do you care at all? Why are paying so much attention to it you let yourself get annoyed in the first place?

>>10990736
>wear gloves to eat fried chicken

not me but something all of you cu/ck/s will never understand:
matching meals with alcohol (wines, beers, hard liquor). if you match finger/fried foods or pizza with lagers, pilsners, ipa, ales or other light beers, i'll give you credit on proving me wrong.

>>10975390
4 slices of crust is probably around 1 whole slice worth of calories. You could save yourself 350 calories not eating any crust if you ate 1 whole pizza a day.

>>10975238
THIS! Honestly though a good trick to get a really tasty crust, dont fuck up the dough, coat in butter, then add garlic/herbs.

>>10979514
I have to eat at my work station because I work in a small restaurant and if I leave for even just 15 minutes all of a sudden 2%-50% of the staff are gone.

>>10975313
>tfw I legit like the crusty bread slices at the ends of the loaf
>tfw there is only two slices

Life as a crust lover is painfull

>>10975224
Putting crisps on your sandwiches

>>10991825
>crisps

>>10987844
pizza hungry hand animals ate.

>>10991825
>>10991839
It's a New Zealand thing. You just wouldn't understand. Vegemite and chips,

>>10983108
Fagtown called, they want their mayor back.

>>10991825
This. so fucking dumb

>>10975238
The best part of eating a pizza is dipping the crust on the spilled sauce&toppings on the plate or on the other slices of pizza.

>>10975224
Oatmeal tartare

>>10975224
Ketchup in general is pretty bad already but the absolute worst are people that put obscene amounts of it on everything

>>10983015
That means 9-% of the time you're eating shit pizza. Don't do that.

>>10975224
Eating beefburgers.

>>10991986
Nobody does this

>>10990801
Do people actually not do this? I thought it was a given, particularly if you're cooking a meal that uses wine/beer as an ingredient in which case you would serve the same drink that went into the dish.

>>10991857
Marmite and salt and Vinegar you dirty kangaroo lover

>>10975238
the absolute state of a 12yo

>>10992016
i like it. from now on I only eat cheese beefburgers

>>10979046

You, your grandparents, your parents, and your children eat like an autistic child.

There is nothing wrong with bread crust, especially white bread like that. It doesn't taste any different than the rest of the sandwich.

>>10983136

Like you'd survive a plague if it happened you faggot.

Still, his pizza eating is faggy and an abomination.

>>10980654

Why does this intentionally teach you how to hold chopsticks wrong?

>>10975224
If you touch my pizza triangle/corner piece-I will enter you. I called all 4

>>10993175
Someone probably decided that convenience is more important than muh authentic grip technique.

>>10975257
>big mac sauce is free
No, it's 50 cents extra.

>>10975238
FPBP

>>10983103
>nice and loaded with toppings
>posts a plain-cheese grease triangle
Even if it were nice and loaded with toppings, when you fold it every single bite just begins with a tongueful of dry crusty underside. You know what, it is kino, because it's the worst way of eating pizza paired up with the worst kind of pizza.

>>10985117
He needs some miwk.

>>10975313
I agree cheese on a tuna fish sandwich--unmelted--is disgusting

>>10983108
This thing should been culled from society like 10 years ago.

>>10993186
now this is patrician

>>10975313

I do this sometimes, but only because I like to peel the crust off of my bread and eat it on its own first.

>>10979046
I like you. And I usually eat crust on.
It's like these turds have never heard of finger sandwiches.

>>10983067

I don't have time in the morning so I drink a carton of liquid eggs on my way to work.

>>10975224
I don't know if this counts but fuck any grown person for eating mac and cheese as the main dish when they eat out. If you eat gourmet mac and cheese that's almost worst. Because your stupid enough to believe that mac and cheese can be anything more than a white trash side dish.

>>10995208
You are a hero and haven't realized it yet. God speed.

>>10975466

>>10977894
>dipping them in coffee

Absolutely disgusting

>>10983108
NO NOT THE GLOVE WTF

>>10990736
kekk

>>10979046
S00000y: the family

>>10979514
I'm 22 and I can't imagine wtf people do in an office all day. Type shit? Make reports? How many reports do I have to finish by the end of the day?
Even worse are company projects. Like I'm just supposed to sit here and do my portion, then hope it's compatible with everyone else's stuff???

>>10982985

>>10975476
Had to look that stat up and you're actually right wtf

>>10982713
at the small pic i saw a pizza covered in a ranch dressing pool

>>10975238
I hate it

>>10996120
Its easier and feels nice that way. Its from the stem that's wrong. Look at any image of a cartoon banana peel.

>>10995307
>what is pasta what is cheese what is doing anything special with pasta and cheese

>>10990770
This is my response to 95% of this thread btw

>>10990801
>uses name field
>"cuck"
Neck yourself faggot.

>>10975224
ITT: Eww I don't personally like that. Eww I'm not even going to consider why people enjoy that. Eww you're breaking my fragile sense of what's proper. Eww you have a bad habit like chewing with your mouth open lets focus in on that as though it provides a good intelligent discussion point.