/ck/ - Food & Cooking

U lel yet?

>>10974066
https://youtu.be/no3Znlbw6p0

>>10974077
i unironically chuckled at this

>>10974074
#epic

>>10974077
>Honey is a seasoning

>>10974126
mfw my grandma is a noob ha HAA

This one made me laugh

>>10974126
pwned that kid

>>10974966
I really really like this image

>>10974077
God damn boomers

>>10974989
Save it friend, it's all yours :)

>>10974186
#gaywad

>>10974126
Hah owned that millenial epic style!

>>10974077
Literally pissed myself laughing

Okay, this thread is epic.

>>10974066

>this thread

>>10975265
>pepe in 2011+3

>>10974077
Carol, ha ha ha! You're killing me! Tell Bob I said hi and that I'm bringing tuna aspic to the potluck next week!

Regards,
George

>>10975263
Yep, saving this one.

>>10974085
Yep

>>10974066

>>10977057
>crystalstinytreasures.com
genuinely KEKERONI'D

>>10974080
I don't get it

https://youtu.be/kWQwgJVvd5s

>>10977109
those crazy japs have done it again

>>10974066
>>10975263
i dont get it

>>10977155
wtf

>>10977155
Really makes you think

>>10977155
S U B V E R T E D

>>10975263
really good

>>10974077
I don't get it

>>10975263
that's it. I'm buying and trying that white monster today. what flavor is it?

>>10974077
>marijuana is seasoning
absolutely degenerate

Garfield always gets a food chuckle from me, especially the sundays.

>>10977225
gib me water and pay for it too

>>10977253
Lol that cat is so quirky, he is playing football with a yam and his owners encourage his quirkiness too as seen here where one of his owners is the receiver on a football style hike except instead of a football it is a sweet potato and instead of "hike" she is saying "YAM!" lol

>>10977244
Actual 36-year-old boomer here.
I think most of those energy drinks taste like bubblegum. The orange Monster is good, though. Tastes kinda like an orange soda.

>>10977261
that is hilarious haha
do you think the lady was able to make a touch down?
i hope sure she joins the yankees this year, they need some of these promising skills she has, haha.

>>10977253

>>10977323
That's a good idea. Very clever mice.

>>10974074
okay, this is epic

>>10975302
>tuna aspic

>>10975302
you can tune a piano but you can't tuna spic

>>10977323
oh gosh, I just have to email this to my grandson, he loves his pet cat.

>>10977237
I had forgotten about this pile of shit.

>>10974077
Hi Iori, thank you for joining us tonight. Can I save this picture?

I guess I just don't understand what Pokemon Go has to do with food and cooking.

Based boomerposter

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, you chucklefucks.

This board is trash-tier nowadays.

>>10977225
We live in a society

>>10977424
Reddit

>>10974066
Post

>>10977359

>>10977359
kek

>>10974126
>>10977155
>>10977237
>>10977267
>>10977385
Sorry for mass replying but why are boomers like this.

>>10977256
Haha, I hate it when that happens! Great picture.

>>10977155
this says a lot about our society

The death-knell for any board is when they start having these kinds of threads. I implore the mods to get rid of this trash lest we fall like so many before us

>>10979126
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

>>10979126
>>10979149
R*ddit

>>10979125
Haha!! so true xD

I hate this whole fucking thread.

>>10979125
this is your daily reminder that rage comics started in 4chan :^) .
also funny picture :) .

jjikhbuiujil

>>10977253
Someone please edit this so it looks like it is coming out of his butt.

>>10977250
that title in the first two panels is quite aesthetic.

props, jimmy d

>>10978714
they weren't exposed to the internet for the first 30+ years of their lives.

Much of their exposure to humor was via sitcoms, mainstream movies, and their uncles.

Basically their lifetime exposure to humor has been like 0.1% of anyone born after 1985, plus they're dumb as shit.

Now pull my finger you asshat

>>10977418
What you want instead? To talk about cooking? Hahaha and then are we supposed to talk about our periods? Fucking faggot.

>>10979436

I need more pictures of boom*er “”””humor””””

>>10979603
currently eating pizza in bed, this made me feel better thanks for posting come again any time

>>10977267
>36
>boomer

Is summer done yet?

>>10979184
>t. Chad normie
GAMERS RISE UP

>>10977155
i don't know why but this made me lol so hard

>>10977250

always love his smug face

>>10977244
Tastes kind of like a mix between cotton candy, blueberry, and orange soda. Not good.

>>10979662
you're still here, so no.

>>10977160
>>10977169
>>10977171
>>10978714
>>10979126
I'm taking the bait; this is an edit.

>>10979621
>eating in bed

>>10979427
literally nobody thinks otherwise

>>10980813
No one except redditfags. But they love smelling each other's farts haha

>>10975306
>>10977142
>>10977173
>>10977244

>>10979603
I know a vegan who is around 24 years old. She went to the dentist and found four cavities in her teeth even though she brushes.
Fun fact:
I barely brush my teeth but I do eat a balanced diet and I went to the dentist a month ago and he found no cavities :^) . Vegan diet is jewish propaganda to produce more sick people who will pay it to pharma at the end.

>>10979670
>Gamers
FIFA and CoD are also games ;)

>>10981497
i only brush my teeth before my appointment and have only had 2 cavities in my life. both were on my baby teeth before they fell out

>>10981497
Genes are a factor, too. A sample size of two indicates nothing.

>>10981510
Dental health depends a lot on the diet and vegan diet doesn't provide enough nutrition to keep teeth stronk.

>>10981513
>Genes are a factor, too. A sample size of two indicates nothing.
noice, i didn't know about the gene part.
and i know that sample of two is nothing you silly dum dum. i am a statistician, i am just shitposting here. but feel free to dyor.

>>10977424
>>10979149
we also die in one...

>>10974126
>cartoonstock
Imagien being so mediocre at making cartoons strips that you can't even find a newspaper or site to publish it, you distribute it on a fucking stockimage site

>>10981655
You have to imagine it? Where are your cartoon strips published?

>>10979436

>>10981661
local newspaper, they will post anything really (no sharing here because 4chan)

>>10979475
This explains it. My bf's mother is in her late 50s, and is staying with us to recover from a surgery. She has heard me and my bf laugh at memes and share them often, we are late 20s. So she has been sending us "hilarious" lame facebook minion mom memes, and it's such shit tier comics like what's been posted. And other lame af shit they share of fb nowadays that's dringey.

>>10981657
Literally me. I'm sure most people on this board can relate.

>>10981677
Lol pretty good new /ck/ meme? I think so

>>10981734
Fuck off.

>>10977155
> i love water tshirt

>>10980130
No shit, you fucking genius.

>>10981738
Now the last tuch is to make him say ham! and shit a ham

>>10977359

>>10977225

>>10977237
>The fucking monsters at the foot of the bed

god these "water" edits are so lame. what is wrong with children these days? do they actually think they're funny?

>>10981980
Cry more, kiddo

>>10979475
ive actually been thinking of this for a while, because you'd think boomers would be the ones with the wittiest humor because of their age.
ive basically concluded that there's 2 different types of humor.
>layman humor
jokes that are catered to the lowest common denominator. 7-year-old children and older can figure these jokes out with ease. these are the ones you see in facebook memes, sitcoms, family comedies. almost always include humorous situations or events and irony is heavily used, though not cleverly. often include basic wordplay or practical humor where the joke is blaringly apparent.
>restricted humor
humor where theres a (even if miniscule) barrier of understanding to comprehend the joke. you see these mostly on the internet. heavy use of irony is deployed in a clever and witty way and can include use of humor only noticeable to people in a certain group or demographic (also called in-jokes)
basically boomers have been exposed to layman humor for most of their lives because tv is specifically designed to be easily consumed by dumbasses, because if the jokes went over their head they would switch the channel and they'd lose ratings. because of this, boomers have been accustomed to essentially have the humor of grade schoolers due to mass-consumable McTelevision.
why did i just go on this autistic rant when i couldve just said "this" and had this posted like 4 minutes ago?

>>10982004
I could have typed that up in less than a minute, cryptoboomer.

>>10979603
It's the copious amount of cocaine keeping Lawson looking like a yummy mummy. But without makeup she's very deflated.

>>10982016
>tfw couldve been crypto rich right now but thought buttcoin was a meme
>turned out to be a meme but a profitable meme
those fucking crypto boomers are living the life right now

>>10981996
you dumb kids are dumb

>>10981963

>>10974066
LMAO

>>10980669
fucking classic

>>10982024

That's not what he means by crypto you fucking boomer

>>10982139
>that 30 year old boomer who uses vague terms

>>10975302
Top kek

>>10979126
>>10979149
>>10979670
>>10981880

take this gay forced meme back to facebook or reddit or wherever you found it

>>10982042
>he thinks soy is a dark brown liquid

>>10977155
>2016
>crummy
what, nobody has said that since maybe the 70s

fgfgf

Good thread

>>10982194
Thanks. I came up with the idea by myself.

>>10982177
Your mum was begging for my crummies last night, mate.

>>10981657
>>10981696
kill yourselves

Unironically this is a good thread. We've really came full swing.

>>10981677
Saved.

>>10981677
what the fuck

>>10982227
pokemon GO TO THE POLLS fucking millennial retards

>>10982043
LAMO

>>10982274

>>10974126
wow that's actually really powerful

>>10981677

>>10982197
As the op i approve of this post
>>10982004
This

>>10979537
is this loss

i want to kill myself

>>10983091
join the club

>>10982042
Retard.

>>10975263

>>10983104
one of the top 5 episodes of The Sopranos is Join The Club?

>>10983512
Fruits are the reproductive organs of plants

>>10983929
Amusingly enough; human fruits can't reproduce at all.

>>10983939
kek
They can, though, but they won't.

>>10974126
why the fuck is she rolling dough on the bare counter, is she senile?

>>10984014
What is the problem?

>>10984721
it's fucking disgusting is what, use a board for fuck's sake

>>10984753
do you not understand the concept of sanitizing a countertop?

>>10975263
I dont get it

>>10982166
>he's never heard of soy sauce

>>10985666
miss me with that gook shit satan

>>10982553

>>10982553
That's wonderful.

>>10984794
I "sanitize" by using a bleach wipe to scour the surface, but then I feel dirty by putting anything on a bleach covered counter that I want to eat.

>>10974066

>>10982163
>every meme i dont like is le forced boogeyman
Kys youreselves

this sub is a cancer

>>10983954
They do, and have done for a very long time. Hetero partners looking for a sperm donor will often first turn to their unthreatening gay friend. Then there are all the times that homos experiment with the opposite gender, just because it's easy and there are no males around considering him serious competition. Make no mistake, homosexuality is a genetically sustained reproductive strategy like any other.

>>10982194
Never EVER post on here EVER again Acbn, unless you give me %h on IRC

>>10986893
Thanks for clearing that up, buddy. Wouldn't want folks to just have a quick laugh and get on with their day.

>>10986338
I sanitise human beings with chlorine-based bleach. Your bread will be fine as long as you let the countertop dry first.

>>10986915
It's not the joke I responded to, genius.

>>10986934
Your autism is on full display, anon.

this thread is diluted in so many layers of irony that you can't even taste it

>>10983512
I really want to know what the person who posts this shit looks like desu

>>10986940
Everybody reading this knows you're the autistic one.

>>10987147

>>10987230
Imagine this without hair.

>>10987230
She was 24 or 25 in this and her diet is 10 pounds of lettuce a day. The video is literally that, her eating a couple hours worth of lettuce, it's so shitty. i guess I could do the same thing but if I was watching a movie, but she just does it on her patio watching the camera

>>10977250
where
is
my


P I P E
I
P
E

>>10986875
man I wish that was a common thing

>>10987311

>>10987230
>my body is a temple, only the healthiest nature has to offer for me!
>also pump my skin full of industrial strength ink

>>10977256
unironically what rage comics were supposed to be
this is a good one

>>10981677
I wonder what it smells like haha (joking)

>>10987611
NO DUDE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT WEED STORIES AND PERSONAL ANECDOTES ABOUT MY DAD WALKING IN ON ME JERKING OFF AND SMOKING WEED.

>>10977354
Well, you can tune a negro, but you can't tuna spick.

>>10983512
My little sister called milk cow juice until she was 10. It was kind of cute.

>>10974126
Woah... it's like.. baking is a hobby, and playing video games is also a hobby
I never thought about it like that before

>>10988254
Aww. Did you have sex with her?

>>10987230
>>10987334
Why does this nutcase do that? Legitimately. She obviously doesn't get any good nutrition, flavour or calories from it. Meanwhile she has a stack of 40 bananas there. One banana is like 2 heads of lettuce.

>>10988366
top gun

>>10988371
she also eats bananas, skin and all

>>10977247
That George was never exactly a straight arrow, ya know.

>>10974074

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8XjUtgOnZI

Skip to 0:55

>>10977155
(((Markstein)))

>>10989301
want to collude with

>>10988212
that was my joke you dumbo, and you spelled spic incorrectly

>>10987334
She only looks like early 40s. The stupid cull themselves, but they pull along others with themselves.. It's hard enough educating those closest to you, but to put shit up on the web for everybody, along with impressionables, to see, well, not a crime but should be combated.

>>10987230
she eats the banana peels, ick

>>10989248
>when Oney was still relevant / funny

>>10977155
Goddang I did not expect that.

>>10986875
>sub

>>10981677

>>10989609
best one

>>10987230
I want to see them soy bags

>>10987407
do you not have greasy spoon diners where you live?

>>10989995
i don't frequent silly non-4chan things or share that shit
how is that cooking?

>>10989995

>>10990012
I ran out of pictures of Garfield throwing sweer potatoes.

>>10990025
have this one

>>10985639

>>10989609
What does hhe say?

>>10977155
I burst out laughing at the shirt.

>>10981713
Specialisation of labor nigger.
Some people kill animals to earn money and some people buy dead animals with their earned money.
There are a lot better arguments to be made.

>>10982458
Why is loom bands in there? Is it implying loom bands ever had a use other than being a toy?

>>10991184
Furthermore, it's been like that since the stone age; the entire tribe doesn't go hunting. Some of the men do while others gather berries or maintain the fire or raise the kids etc.

>>10991202
that's sexist

t.tourist

>>10991215
There's no such thing as sexism, because there's no such thing as gender. Check your cis privilege.

I'll take rage comics over endless pepespam any day of the week

>>10991437
based cognitive dissonance poster

>>10974066
This is such a fucking good thread

>>10991462

>>10981677
Fucking hell that shouldn't make me laugh

>>10981496
not as good

>>10992728
eek

>>10974527
What?
Honey is a fantastic seasoning for a dish that requires a bit of sweetness.

>>10991462

>>10989995
>>10990018
thanks for the giggle

Rage comics should be an instant ban

>>10977076
My interpretation is that it's a red delicious apple and the person left it there because red delicious apples are terrible.

>>10977256
One of the better rage comics I've seen, honestly.

huh huh

>>10978714
It was before we went full post ironic as a society. Now we're approaching some kind of post post ironic hell where everything is supposed to be genuinely funny if it's ironically funny, but only ironically.

>>10982042
Fucking lel

>>10993840
Kekd

>>10977250
>that dumb cuck

>>10987611
>a human typed this reply

kek

>>10993924
aren't they just awful? like when you get a good one it's maybe almost as good as a gala, but 70% of red delicious apples are duds

>>10987904
>a human typed this reply

kek

>>10975302
Kek

>>10989609

>>10993888
free speech, homo!

>>10990029
>doing a shoey is romantic
What kinda poofta thinks that?

>>10993888
it's literally pepe/wojak and derivations with different faces. Both should be banned desu

>>10974066
lmfao

>>10975014
Don't use the lord's name in vain

>>10996047
>Don't use the lord's name in vain

I don't think you understand what that means.

>>10994752
Clever

Spiciest memes

>>10994752
fuck capitalism amirite?

>>10996069
i turned myself into a plane morty

>>10995832
Now this is funny
>>10995999
Now this is gruesome
>>10996069
>the flying pickels

Her "tummy"

>>10977253
I genuinely thought for a second there that the joke was that he was sucking his own cock

>>10977385
Those darned millennials are playing games on their phones instead of doing drugs!

>>10974066
yes

>>10996335
>there are people who want looking like this to be considered acceptable

>>10975227
My mum has this kenwood

>>10996543
does she cook?

>>10982021
Not to mention the work she has had done on her face. That being said id still snort a line out of her ass crack and tit fuck her.

>>10996636
Yeah shes bretty good. Losing her touch with age though.