/ck/ - Food & Cooking

She's not a shitskin. Delicious milky skin blemishes quite easily.

>>10975061
>not Claire
discarded

>>10975061
leave her alone jerk

>>10975061
god she's cute

>>10975075
Claire is the shittiest host. She shouldn’t even call herself a pastry chef

>>10975098
Found the tastelet.

>>10975098
Why shouldn’t she call herself a pastry chef?
She makes great pastries

>>10975098
Everyone point and laugh at this faggot for his shitty opinion

>>10975106
I want to make a pastry out of her

>>10975108
i want to fuck her while she has frosting smeared on her face, if you know what i mean

>>10975115
For once Anon
I know completely what you mean

Where the real patricians at?

>>10975120
Here, Mocking you for posting literally the worst chef
She messes up in basically every video she does

Claire is best girl

>>10975061
god, just being a woman must be so psychologically stressful

you're appearance is being dissected literally all the time and most men could easily overpower you physically were they so inclined

no thanks

>>10975129
:(

>>10975129
>implying claire doesn't mess up

HA

>>10975142
Women get off on being overpowered and yes, even raped.

>>10975104
>>10975106
>>10975107
>preferring Frumplestiltskin to a beautiful girl like Molly
I shiggy diggy

>>10975061
rosacea?

>>10975061
she has hairy arms and lesbian personality

i think she's gay 2bh

imagine brad raw dogging these dumb hoes in the walk-in with vinny filming
>get a good shot of these titties vinchenzo?
>ehh, give 'er a little bop bop

>>10975193
She's married to a dude

>>10975106
Every time she tries to make anything, she fucks it up the first couple tries, and she has to look up how to make anything.
She has precious little knowledge and experience, and any good pastry she produces is after like seven failures.

>>10975198
nah that's just for show. no lesbian is truly lesbian. she probably fucks him every now and then just for show, but she secretly has a huge female lover. definitely lesbian.

>be pale as fuck
>Be fat as fuck
>Skin has always had a pink hue to it in certain spots
>Skin super thin and a mere scratch will make me bleed a lot
>Have vritually no melanin in my skin
>People constantly ask if I'm sunburned
>Have to tell them I'm just too white
>Even the white people don't like me
It's a skin condition for sure but if you're fat it also makes it much more intense of a pigment

>>10975195
Nice

>>10975206
You're a retard she only messes up when she's trying to make shit like kit kats and lucky charms. If she's making actual pastries she knows what she's doing

>>10975061
Why does every board eventually adopt a general waifu thread? /b/, /v/, /a/, /fit/ has them and now they're showing up more and more on /ck/.

>>10975072
>Delicious milky skin blemishes quite easily.

Sounds like it's shitskin to me.

>>10975221
she's not my waifu, i just wanted to make fun of her, and then shitpost about how brad is superior in every way.

>>10975218
She burnt her genoise with the twinkies, and couldn’t make a good royal icing for her skittles (but the fact that she thought royal icing was a good idea in the first place speaks more). I don’t think she would survive in a bakery that depended on her consistently producing quality

>>10975242
Because bakeries are making mock skittles and twinkies right? Her instagram shows she clearly knows how to bake well

>>10975242
To be fair, she was testing a new recipe to try to get a specific result, not working on an established recipe
Royal icing isn’t the worst idea, especially when you’re literally just running through ideas

Any time she makes literally any other thing it’s fine
She has even helped brad like twice with his series, which says a lot because brad is basically the best chef they have in staff
She taught him how to make bread, which is a really simple recipe

Everyone has things they are good and bad at, except Carla who is bad at everything

>>10975242
What’s it like being so insufferable and bitter?

>>10975261
>>10975266
>>10975276
damn, you guys really like claire. Insta proves nothing, even the shittiest baker can eventually make something good, and yeah she should be able to make a perfect basic genoise in her sleep. I don't think she's absolutely terrible, but she's still my least favotrite of the regular BA bunch

>>10975072
The technical term is "ruddy".

>>10975308
Oh yeah buddy? Bake this then *whips out dick* heh didn't think so

>>10975350
*teleports behind you*
How 'bout you bake this bun in your oven
*rams dick into your ass*

>>10975376
I can't believe you fell for the ol hologram trick *unsheathes dick* I got much more to learn TAKE THIS

>>10975308
>even the shittiest baker can eventually make something good
That’s not accurate nor does it prove she’s bad
Continually making good things means you’re good at making those things

>>10975108
underated.

>>10975061
>what is wrong with her skin?
nothing, she is perfect in every way

>>10975098
>>10975107

>>10975195
>vincenzo

>>10975129
>best girl
>her entire shtick is a series of videos in which she spends multiple days messing up and in the end managing to only make a terrible approximation of the intended item
>after all of which she "can accept zero criticism" over even thought it's regularly quite bad.

>>10975061
Looks like it could be rosacea - which is what I have.

>>10975266
>implying Brad couldn't have read up on sourdough and made it himself
>implying Brad doesnt give her tips in all of her fucking videos
Bon appetit knows where its bread gets buttered, they just have to shill the lower tier cooks so they don't lose everyone when Brad goes rogue and starts his own channel

>>10975061
I have some lotion I could give her, if you know what I man. Yes, you fucking autists, I'm talking about cumming on her face and bababoobis. I would even stop to beat my meat for a week so she has enough of my delicious seed to eat.

>You are bad at thing if you are not perfect at doing new part of thing
Quintessential Americanism.

>>10975061
Idk what you even mean, looks normal.

>>10976533
the dude regularly tells her real shit

>>10975266
>Everyone has things they are good and bad at, except Carla who is bad at everything
my man

>>10976709
>mediocrity should be an acceptable standard
this is the reason why the west is falling apart

>>10975206
>he thinks the video series produced by Conde Nast is a 1:1 parallel for life
holy shit you probably think that reality TV is all real too don't you? lol everyone laugh at the brainlet who doesn't understand that videos can be edited.

>>10975195
>that flyover anon who misspells Vincenzo every time
there's no H. stop making yourself so identifiable

>>10975061
no shes cute u sick fuck

>>10975206
>being this autistic about the title "pastry chef"
>thinking that it's trivial to recreate an industrially made candy by working backwards from the ingredient list
>thinks even professional pastry chefs nail everything flawlessly the first time
>thinks anyone who defends her is in love with her

holy shit you're an idiot

>>10975308
>gets completely btfo with facts and logic
>"lol wow you fags really like her"
No, we just hate stupid people more. Cope harder fgt.

>>10975185
Oh, my kingdom for a plain dressing low-makeup long-term alcoholic lady.

>>10975061
looks like a mild case of rosacea

>>10975061
>that hooked nose
>that rosacea
>that frumpy wardrobe
>uptalking inflection with a croaky frog voice
at least she has big tits

thats waht whites look like
pigskin

>>10975061
It feels like she's pointing at me for a "We Want You" poster, but her finger isn't outstretched. I'll be dreaming about that tonight.

>>10976709
More like 4chanism

>>10977105
>at least she has big tits
You say that like it's a good thing

>>10975061
who dat? I try to lurk moar but you /ck vets keep on talking about various people that you already know without dropping much hints that would help a newfag to find them.
I tried image search but failed like a bitch.
thanks!

>>10977620
>newfag
lurk moar

>>10975195
>vinchenzo
retard

>>10975120
carla is a used-up old whore, yet someone gets the most videos and gets to cook with all the celebrities.
and her last name is fucking ‘music’ lmao what a meme

>>10975120
not watching some shitty intertubes vidyas.

>>10977794
She was a manager at Shake Shack before marrying into old money and that's why she acts like she's some kind of goddess of cooking. She married Henry Music, heir of the Music family empire who invented sound organized in time back in the 13th century.

>>10975173

Kys you dumb Nigger

>>10976868
>>10976854
>>10976826
Autists defending their waifu. It’s fine to keep jacking off to her, she just sucks compared to the other hosts

>>10977731
why must you be so mean, anon? ;(

>>10976814
>t. Deutschland douche

that is not psoriasis that is arc burn . when she is not faffing around in the kitchen she is creating brilliant art in her shop using a TIG welder and stainless steel. the dumb bitch refuses to wear a full mask and goes for a small visor or goggles each time but at least credit to her for being a shit hot female welder.

>>10975061
POST
THE
WEIRD
ONES
ASS

>>10975120
Carla is such a fucking self absorbed bitch

>>10979020
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP^2* post^2

>>10979036
I want to die from suffocating between those cheeks.

>>10975098
Full sour anon.

>>10975195
>these bad boys will make their way to the uterus and then in ohhh about 3-40 weeks you'll have your very own person.

>>10975206
Only when she tries to make fucking skittles.

>>10977620
Some raging faggot has a hard on for Claire. It's not something that goes back for years. Just take screenshots of her thumbnails and jizz on them. Feel both happy and sad at the same time if it makes someone here sperg out.

>>10975092
Agreed. My cookfu

>>10980395
my cockfu

>>10977817
t. rape fetishist in denial

>>10975231

>>10977813
kek

>>10977843
calling out your gaps in logic does not equal love for anyone, only hatred for you, dipshit. get it right.

>>10977578
It is a good thing because I'm not some effeminate limp-wristed cuck like you, brandon. enjoy your chinese cartoons, low test faggot.

>>10975098
Low T faggot.

I bet she has larger than normal areolas and puffy nips. I love her.

>>10981247
That's not love, that's physical desire.

>>10981254
Well count me in for lust then.

>>10975098
Low T as fuck, claire is my waifu and I'd literally fuck her so much my dick would fall off if given the chance

>>10981323
This

>>10975061
who is this please?

>>10981346
Molly Baz

>>10975075
>Can't even temper chocolate
Yeah sure Claire is great if you are retarded and like frumpy obese JAP types

>>10981378
thank you kindly

>>10975474
Neither does Instagram though good lighting and Elmer's glue instead of milk can look positively delicious with the right person behind the camera

>>10976709
>Believing higher standards is a bad thing
No wonder America btfo of ever other nation at almost everything

>>10979048
wtf, claire looks like THAT?

>>10975232
Brad does make sense as thr superior waifu being the most effeminate and least masculine of the bunch

>>10980910
>getting this upset over someones tit preference
Only women get this emotional over shit.

>>10975198
Bull dukes can get pregnant

>>10981555