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What are /ck/s favourite hot sauces?

>> No.10962741

>>10962729
'vark for sure
my wife's boyfriend won't let me save an image of it :(

>> No.10962826

ketchup

>> No.10963066
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10963066

>>10962729
Has anyone actually tried any of the Hot Ones sauces?
Los Calientes seems to be pretty well received on the show

>> No.10963068

probably sriracha

>> No.10963072

Can anything beat vark? Nothing can, I think.

>> No.10963113
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Tobasco!

>> No.10963122
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>>10963066
yeah, vark and it tastes like shit, all the guests agree

>> No.10963169

I like Melinda's

>> No.10963180
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>>10962729
The best hot sauce I’ve ever had

>> No.10963203

>>10962729
Green Cholula.

Hot sauces that have no flavor other than "BITTER" are fucking worthless. What's the point of being spicy if you can't taste it?

>> No.10963236

>>10963122
>it tastes like shit
I'm sorry for your retardation anon

>> No.10963293

>>10962729
Did anyone test their own brand ?

>> No.10963296

>>10963180
I like your style.

>> No.10963317

None, I enjoy tasting my food

>> No.10963323

>>10963203
cholula is based, ive only had the regular though, whats the green like?

>> No.10964930

>>10962741
lol, underrated post.

>> No.10965005

>god tier
frank’s red hot
>great tier
Tabasco
Lousiana
Chalula
>shit tier
Tapatio
>ketchup sugar pepper
Sriracha

>> No.10965020

>>10964930
this joke has been used dozens of times newfag

>> No.10965029

>>10965020
Poe's law

>> No.10965039

>>10962729
Somebody mentioned a grapefruit and habanero hot sauce recently. I was thinking about it's applications but I'm stumped. What do you add grapefruit to for citrus? Lemon lime and orange are a lot more popular

>> No.10965044

>>10962729
Tapatio

>> No.10965051
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10965051

Best

>> No.10965102

>>10965020
and yet it's never funny every time it's posted

>> No.10965105

>>10963066
don't try da bomb
its the hottest thing i've had, but everyone unanimously agreed it tastes like shit

>> No.10965131

>>10962729
I buy five different brands and blend them for a fantastic taste and heat level.

>> No.10965146

>>10963066
i tried the fiery chipotle one from the last season, it was hella delicious
not worth the $32 i paid for it though; i ordered it online. if i could buy it from a store and not pay shipping fees then i would get it again for sure

>> No.10965151

chucking pepper slices into vinegar/lime juice until it reaches the desired heat level

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>>10962729
Homemade, every time.
Seriously, I can't remember the last time I bought hot sauce. It must have been the early '80s.
Get one of those ketchup squirt bottles like you see at Mom'n'Pop restaurants (found for a dollar at the big box stores); put in a couple of tablespoons of ketchup, a few tablespoons of vinegar, a shitload of cayenne or similar pepper, and whatever other spicy goodness that tickles your fancy. Shake it up really well and then add water to adjust consistency. Let it sit in the fridge for a week or two to let the vinegar react with the pepper.
You can make up a liter of kickass hot sauce for about half what you would spend on a small bottle. Plus, you can add your own personal ingredients to personalize it (I add about a half tablespoon brown sugar, for example).

>> No.10965216

>Tabasco
>any cheap vinegary hot sauce since I can't afford Tabasco in very large quantities

That's basically it. I'll have some Sriracha sometimes, or one of those sweet habanero sauces (e.g. pineapple/mango). Robert Rothschild seems to be the only good Rothschild.

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10965229

I love me some dirty dicks

>> No.10965271

>>10962729
Sriracha no big deal

>> No.10965279

>>10965164
how much cayenne

>> No.10965287

>>10965051
Based

>> No.10965318

>>10962741
frtoopbp

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>>10962729
I usually just squeeze on yo mama pussy, those juice are more then enough

>> No.10965509
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10965509

My current collection.
Ultra Death Sauce is my favourite (insane heat and flavour), but the Sundance is so fucking tasty... it basically tastes like a really hot salsa.

>> No.10965538

>>10965105
>>10962729
>just got this hotsauce in the mail
>tastes absolutely awful
>pretty hot
Is it actually the hottest? It ain't that bad

>> No.10965567

>>10965020
>Newfag calls me a newfag for thinking thats funny.
>what a newfag

>> No.10965570

>>10965039
That was me. Its a novelty product. As I said, not very good, but interesting.

>> No.10965663
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>>10962741
kek FPBP and i want to try hot ones themed sauce https://heatonist.com/collections/hot-ones-hot-sauces/products/hot-ones-los-calientes?variant=12149340045428

>> No.10965692

>>10965164
thank you anon

>> No.10966497

>>10965005
For me it's the exact opposite order. Well, maybe Franks over Tabasco. But depends what Tabasco.

>> No.10966501

>>10965229
Aggressive post.

>> No.10966506

I like chili ketchup aka sriracha the best.

>> No.10966532

>>10962729
CHOLULAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10966559

Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>> No.10967751

>>10965164
I agree with the sentiment but that is a truly disgusting recipe

>> No.10967780

>>10963122
Literally none of the guests have ever said that about vark. Da Bomb, they all do, but vark, none.

>> No.10967781

>>10965229
I actually really enjoy that sauce too. Just ordered another bottle of amazon.

>> No.10967784
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10967784

My top choices

>> No.10967785

>>10966559
i love autism

>> No.10968368

>>10967785
then why don't u marry it

>> No.10968378

>>10962729
Tabasco. Not joking
Also Cholula and Red Hot and Texas Pete on occasion.

>> No.10968606

>>10963180
>Imageboard
What are you doing.

>> No.10968892
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10968892

Frank's red hot
>adds flavour
>does not block taste
>not to bad+cheap
>"I put that shit on everything"

>> No.10968928

>>10963323
Tastes green.

>> No.10968961
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10968961

Someone was shilling Offspring sauce like a month ago and I ended up trying it and it's currently my most used sauce. It's basically Cholula, but with much more flavor.

>> No.10968982

>>10962729
Cholula chipotle my nigger

>> No.10969150

>>10965146
There's a pretty similar sauce and they sell it for 10 bucks
https://cutinosauce.com/product/chipotle/

>> No.10969175

>>10968961
>shilling
Wish you /ck/ retards would learn what this term actually means.
You're a fucking embarrassment quite frankly, bunch of Reddit transplants, newfags and retards.

>> No.10969196

>>10969175
Found the paid shill.

>> No.10969202

>>10969175
Pretty sure you're the one who's new.

>> No.10969212

>>10969196
>paid shill
>paid
Retard.

>> No.10969235

>>10968982
This is the good shit. Isn't spicy but great flavour.

>> No.10969356

>>10969212
not everyone into english gooder

>> No.10969735

>>10967780
One of the guests said it tastes like tires, I forget which one, I think it was Hannibal Burress.

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>>10967784
Don't know if I'd be comfy eating in a restaurant with 'lube' in the name

>> No.10969778

>>10963122
Guess their palate isn't sophisticated enough.

>> No.10969782

>>10965051
>called crystal hot sauce
>not clear

>> No.10969826

>>10962729
el yucateco green and Caribbean

>> No.10971140

>>10963066
the fancy looking one with the wolf or tiger is supposedly really good. Bought for someone and they really liked it

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10971146

>>10965051