/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10961760
l like my fingertips.

>>10961760
I need a new one, one I have is 15+ years, its getting a little dull, and it has a v design which i'm really not crazy about.

>>10961764
flat palms dude, keep your fingers out of the way, and they even come with a hand guard if you're scared about that, and even if you didn't want to do that, you could invest in some cut resistant gloves.

>>10961760
Those things are based

>>10961760
The table saw of the kitchen.

>>10961760
If I have to take any more pills I’m gonna lose my shit

>>10961760
I have one, its awesaome

except i wish the wavy cut was deeper. I can only make super skinny waffle cut fries, but I want super thick cut waffle fries!

LIFE ISN"T FUCKING FAIR
FUCK

also yeah, i've cut myself several times

>>10961760
I've never cut myself with a mandolin. I get that it is a hazard, but just fucking pay attention and be careful, like always with sharp tools. Slow down when you're getting near your fingers.

>>10961760
i don't use my musical instruments as kitchen utensils

>>10961760
I hate washing things with little crevices.

>>10961764
This, these things freak me out. And Im pretty handy with a knife, so I prefer to just improve my knifeskills.

>>10961760
>mandolin
Retard.

>>10961760
The first time using one to make sweet potato chips, I promptly sliced a chunk out of my thumb like a loser faggot. I'm much more careful now.

>>10962636
jej, fair enough, I've seen it spelled two ways. Didn't realize one was the "correct" way
>>10962659
Why are you still on this board? You exist only to post this macro with the same tired-ass punchline. I thought you would have killed yourself by now.

>>10962659
>>10962705
R0FL that guy has been owning noobs like you on this board for years
I bet he cooks better than you hahaha
he’s a better cooker he’s a better cookerrr
hahahaha

i'm more into guitars

>>10961760
Because I'm a terrible musician.

>>10961760
This thread is Captain Corelli approved.

>>10962705
If you do not like our board culture feel free to leave.
Aside from that, the fact that you are a woeful ignoramus when it comes to culinary matters indicates to me you shouldn’t be here in any case.
>>>/b/ would appear to be more suitable for someone with your level of intellect.

>>10962652
People should improve their knife skills firt and then move to unitaskers

But I will say, they are very handy for large-scale production. Less than that and the amount of time you gain is barely noticeable

>>10961760
I just got one, I'm going excited to use it, are they a bitch to get out and clean up tho?
>>10961930
Besides flat palms you could also use the knuckle grip technique, right?

When you have to slice a whole large cucumber into paper thin and absolutely uniform slices a mandoline just cant be beat, not even by the greatest japanese master of knife skills.

>>10963410
>unitasker
lol, is a fucking spoon a unitasker too

>>10963422
you could but eventually you'd want to flatten the palm, just like your fingers you don't want to knick the knuckles either.

anyone who tells you that real chefs don't use a mandolin are not real chefs

they're completely invaluable tools

>>10961950
Underrated post also I'm with you on that.