/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why ask at all if you’re gonna tell who you’re asking to fuck off you sperg

>>10955499
lose the tomato and i'd chow down on one of them bad boys
here's mine from a few weeks ago

>>10955509
Because he's stealing my schtick for (You)s

Not vegan
0/10

>>10955499
Your right bottom bun is burned :^)
Look tasty, have you put some caramelized onions in them?

>>10955499
Mine was better
Especially after the top b-

The burger on the left looks medium rare, which is correct, but your pan wasn't hot enough so you didn't get a good sear. The bun also wasn't toasted long enough, so it's soggy and the entire thing is going to fall apart into mush as soon as you pick it up and take a bite. The burger on the right has a nice sear, but is closer to medium well, which is just wrong, and the bun burnt. The only thing that should go on the bottom bun is the mayo, which keeps the beef juices from making it soggy. If this were a hot dog you'd season the dog, not the bun, but you went full retard and added mayo and mustard between the tomato and lettuce - that's just one more reason why it's going to fall into a million pieces when you try to pick it up. You season the toasted bun; all the tomato needs is a little salt and pepper. What's even under the (unnecessary) two slices of American cheese? Another patty or some half assed, Gordan Ramsey wannabe half inch grilled onions?

4/10. Would drunkenly eat with a steak knife and an iced tea spoon.

>>10955499
what the fuck happened to you as a kid?

>>10955622
No.
The burgers are indentical...perfect medium.
No slippage. Perfect sear. No sog.

The only thing "wrong" is the picture...
Which i wasnt going to fuck with too hard for /ck/.
>>10955580
Not burned...youd have to see the pre-assembled pics...which i didnt take...because im not a fag.

>bun toasted in bacon grease
>Spring mix
>Tomatoes from the garden
>caramelized onions(bacon grease)
>sauteed peppers(garden)
>mayo
>brown mustard
>sriracha
>80/20 chuck
>kosher salt
>processed american cheese product
>cracked black pepper
>cast-iron skillet.

Simple.
Pure.
Delicious.

>>10955533
Fuck off

>>10955589
Neither ketchup nor avocado belong on a burger and if you do them together well...youre just retarded

>>10955707
That’s not ketchup you uncultured idiot

>>10955627
Pretty sure i fucked your mom

>>10955701
no. u.

>>10955711
Srirscha is ketchup with garlic and jalapeno you manchild

>>10955726
It’s not sriacha. I’m not going to insult you further.

>>10955499
Best looking burgers ive ever seen on ck OP. Great job.
Remember most ot the respondants here will be from the midwest or the uk so they really dont understand. Its not their fault.

>>10955589
Oh...catsup. yeah high-brow.

>>10955755
im from the midwest and those burgers look great.

>>10955499
You didn't grill them.

>>10955764
Pathetic atte

>>10955622
Holy shit.
Youre like a wizard or someshit.
I guess selling personal ps3 games out the back door of gamestop has given you the necessary cash flow to chef up ramen tendies from your moms basement.

>>10955784
Grilling does not yield the best burger.
This is known.

>>10955802
Eh, I'm an alcoholic line cook philosophy major who spends 90% of my income on a studio apartment and vodka. I've also had plenty of sex (aside from the past 2-3 years). Haven't really played any games since Oblivion.

>>10955782
You have made the transition.
Share your enlightenment with the people.

>>10955833
>ive spent 50% of my sexually active life completely inactive sexually.

>>10955499
I would spank your sister for a bite of those burgs

>>10955844
I had to do the math, but I think it's closer to around 17%, which is still pretty bad.

>>10955755
it's the flyovers that cook burgers right tho, not coasties you fag

>>10955499
>old scuffed lettuce
>plastic american cheese
>one overcooked burger one undercooked
>burnt as fuck bun
>thinking you are remotely superior to anyone for putting a burger together

seriously kill yourself.

>>10955879
Its the flyovers that cook them well-done then put mac-n-cheese on top

>>10955499
salad dodging

>>10955899
>i like iceburg

>>10955499
No avocado under the patty-no sriracha mayo-pickled parsnips. How domestic

>>10955499
They're shit

>>10955499
>meat twice as thick as it should be
>wilted monocultured lettuce
>tomato sliced twice as thick as should be
>saturated in fucking mayo
>bun looks ok, but not ideal
Here's burger beauty, gaggot, everything but the meat, cheese, sesame seeds home grown and the buns homemade. Until you can match this double cheeseburger, study more.

>>10955955
The fuck is this? A crabby patty? The proportions are all fucked up.

>being a snob about a food that's basically impossible to fuck up unless you have severe brain damage
Aim high, /ck/

>>10955955
Haha that looks like shit retard. You put a meatball on a bun and called it a burger

>>10955499
looks good, anon.
the best burgers are ones cooked at home

>>10956002
>i have the palate of a goat and having only eatin fastfood, mom's food, and twice at applebees, i have no real frame of reference for what is or is not good food.

>>10955693
What's the obsession with bacon grease, ya fat fuck?

>>10956035
Imagine having such a deprived upbringing that you think you're special because you had a hamburger that wasn't from the drive-thru

>>10956051
Throwing it out would be retarded, it's also really good for some lean pork like a tenderloin roast.

>>10955499
I could eat one of those about right now

bruhs...

>>10955955
>until you cam match study more
Frankly OPs burgers look way better than yours, but hang in there. Youll get it one day.

>>10955499
Buns are overcooked, cheese should go on the meat on the onion, grilled onion should be chopped so it cooks evenly (and yours is undercooked), and mayonnaise isn't a great sauce for burgers.

But otherwise looks good, I'd eat it.

>>10957060
Agree with all of this but if a burger doesn't have mayo, aioli, or thousand island it isn't worth eating.

>>10957060
raw onion is superior to grilled. it adds a crunch, that sometimes people choose to get with lettuce or pickles, both of which are inferior as one adds no complimentary flavor and the other adds too much overpowering flavor, raw onion is perfect

>>10957174
So this is why I crave whoppers sometimes.

>>10957174
Raw onions on burgers are far superior to cooked. Textural contrast and a nice bite to cut through the richness of fatty beef and cheese.

>>10957188
No. You crave whoppers because you have the unrefined palate and empty soul of a poor person.

>>10957188
Whopperonis are a good fast food burger, they have a pretty winning formula with that one. I've tried it with cheese, it's just not as good somehow.

>>10957188
>>10957218
Easily the worst fast food burger
>>10957174
I like having both on a burger. I love onions and garlic.

>>10955499
>tomato
ruined it

>>10955499
Great
>>10955533
Fuck off
>>10955589
Garbage
>>10955955
Embarrassing
>>10956025
Good
>>10956131
Overrated
>>10955622
Idiot
>>10955711
Liar
>>10955784
Retard
>>10955954
Nigger
>>10956071
Do it
>>10957060
Retard
>>10957135
Half-retarded
>>10957188
Nigger
>>10957218
Nigger
>>10957352
Nigger

>>10957650
Congrats, you win autistic post of the day.

>>10955499
You clearly don't have a fucking clue what LARP means. At least Google that shit before you troll, dipshit

>>10957650
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT NO ONE CARES YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Is it ok to eat burgers like 4 times a week if it’s homemade?

>>10957720
Uh-oh found the larper
>Quickly squire! Ready my horse and armour...for we have a challenger on the horizon.

LARPER
noun
>any number of autistic virgins often seen wearing tight pants or puffy shirts. Usually found living in cool dark places like basements or attic apartments. Typically eat ramen noodles and microwaved burritos. Daylight sightings are common at used book and video game stores.

>>10958023
Explain how in your head you have come to hope a homemade burger is somehow better than a restaurant burger. I mean...what makes you even think this is something to ask?

>>10955499
>buns literally burnt black on the inside
>cheese on TOP of onions
>shitty dark picture
Would also add you bought the cheap buns but I guess that's more of a personal thing.

>>10955499
they do look very good
nice toasting job on the buns and you can tell from the color that the burger meat is nice and red inside
just like a juicy vagina

>>10958028
Wow you actually don't know what larping means you brainlet.

>>10955499
Looks good. I'd put a big handful of lettuce in if you made these for me and called me over to put my sauce and garnish in.
Pattys look nice, tick with a good sear.
Buns looks slightly smushed, but that'll happen when they get picked up anyway.
Jealous/10

>>10957720
LARP, in 4chan slang, refers to posters that are effectively role-playing as having beliefs, personalities, or experience that they do not actually possess.

Yes, this is not what LARPing typically means, because typically LARPing doesn't take place in front of a keyboard pretty much by definition. But this is pretty typical; "autism" on 4chan has virtually nothing to do with autism spectrum disorder either. "LARPer" probably caught on instead of just "roleplayer" because it sounds way more pathetic.

In this case, by
>ramen noodle eating, chicken tendie microwaving, gamestop working, basement dwelling LARPers
OP is referring to people with zero actual cooking experience coming out of the woodwork to say that his burgers are shit.

>>10955499
Sorry, for me it's the McChicken

>>10955716
damn i fucked your mom too

does that make us step brothers?

>>10958032
Maybe it'd be less processed or something

>>10957650
faggot ass double nigger

If your going to make a chadburger
Use 1/2lb patty’s and some good smoked bacon. How about some scotch bonnets or a deep fried onion ring. Bacon grease is mostly tasteless. Blend a cooked slice into it for a min and strain it out. hope you have tums

I do not eat beefburgers

>>10955499
murrican cheese is shit and the one on the left looks poorly cooked, but i'd still eat the hell out of it anyway.

would eat/10 is the best i got

>>10955693
Haha you got btfo your burgers are shit lol

>>10958023
Yes, there is literally nothing wrong with this as long as you exercise regularly.

>>10955499
Stop putting bread at the bottom of your grocery bag

Looks pretty good but why are you attention whoring in a board full of ramen noodle eating chicken tendie microwaving GameStop working basement dwelling LARPs?

Do you seriously have nothing better to do than demand attention? Try looking for a job or signing up for school

looks great anon.

fuck you to

>>10955589
double patty seems overkill but your topping choices are perfect.

>>10957174
lettuce if fine. it provides lots of additional crunch and juiciness - if you wanted to get that from just onions then you would have to put so much onion on your burger that they would overpower everything else.

agree with you on pickles though. they are fine as a side on their own, but they do not mix well with other things. their intense salty and sour flavor is way too dominant.

>>10955899
>tfw scuffed lettuce

>>10955499
cheese is not well melted, you're welcome

>>10955499
>(((american))) cheese

>>10955589
yes

>>10955499
>>10961845
Also
The tomato is too thick.
Bottom bun is soggy on the left AND burned on the right one.
Both top buns are smashed and burned.
You're not using the crunchiest part of the Lettuce.
The patty is not pressed and seems a bit overcooked.

The bait was good and I'd definitely still eat it if the buns were averagely ok, though. Well done.

>>10955499
*ahem*
Flyover

>>10955622
>burger
>medium rare
fucking retard

>>10955499
the cheese is shit the buns are shit the right one is blacked.com and your sauce sucks, faggot

>>10959883
yeah, unless you buy processed cheese and buns from the supermarket, that should be the case

>>10956131
i needs it brotendos

>>10955589
God damn I’m hungry
And Judging by the background, you’re a Doctor!

>>10955499
They need better guns but otherwise 7/10, a good looking classic burger.

>>10955499
Stop whoring like a little cunt, you made an American (lol) food that you think it's difficult, learn some real cuisine that need skills like a French cuisine

38/100 try again next time kid

>>10955499
W...wow...so this...is the power of a Ramsey wannabe..

>>10957174
sounds like you're a retard that can't cook onion properly. enjoy your raw onion breath.

>>10955902
>implying a well done burger isnt good
at least mac and cheese is better than avocado

>>10964033
>wearing a suit to watch a football match
No thanks