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10954105 No.10954105 [Reply] [Original]

Holy fucking shit why did no one tell me about this fucker?
Just tried it now for the first time
FLAVOR BOMB

>> No.10954110 [DELETED] 
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>>10954105
Yeah, you know I 'vark

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>> No.10954185

>>10954162
>Being this mad
wew laddie boi, follow your own reminder maybe then?

>> No.10954190 [DELETED] 

>>10954185
He hasn't learned his lesson yet.

>> No.10954200

>>10954105
I was the motherfucker that always booe'd you in high school. Remember that.

>> No.10954203

Head on over to /b/ with the other meme loving faggots

>> No.10954215

>>10954203
>knowing /b/ is full of meme loving fucks
maybe you should go back sweetie :)

>> No.10954222 [DELETED] 

>>10954203
Vark isn't a meme
>>10954215
GOTTEM'

>> No.10954223

>>10954105
>why did no one tell me about this fucker?
How new are you?
Retard.

>> No.10954228 [DELETED] 

>>10954223
Not him but I never even heard of it neither until now

>> No.10954245

>>10954223
Are you literally retarded?

>> No.10954251 [DELETED] 

>>10954245
How am I the retard when your the newfag that just found out about 'vark sauce?

>> No.10954254

>>10954251
God damn anon.
I think its time for you to go back

>> No.10954255

>>10954105
Why does every guest on Hot Ones say it tastes like shit?

>> No.10954260

>>10954251
This is like catching bluegill on a bare hook.

>> No.10954268 [DELETED] 

>>10954255
Because it's extremely sweet, mild and bitter. As much as I love 'vark now it's a acquired taste. The first time I opened a bottle I gagged just from wafting the aroma and I almost through up after I had tooken a sip.

>> No.10954269

>>10954268
What the fuck anon

>> No.10954278 [DELETED] 

>>10954269
Have you ever 'varked before? This stuff is pungent

>> No.10954285

>>10954255
>things that never happened

>> No.10954299

anyone ever tried some 'vark 'auce on their 'go 'za?

I bet it would add next level depth and sophistication

>> No.10954311

>>10954278
Yeah it was delicious. Especially good to mix it with some sour cream to use as dip for chips

>> No.10954315

>>10954105
Is this meme sauce worth shipping from memegon to Wisconsin? I kinda want to try it because of all the fuss

>> No.10954321

>>10954315
Just do a trade with someone for some Usinger's Liverwurst.

>> No.10954327

>>10954105

Anybody know the Scoville rating?

>> No.10954329

>>10954315
I imported it from Denmark and that was absolutely worth it

>> No.10954334

>>10954327
Not high. Like 5-8000

>> No.10954341

>>10954334

That tends to be my comfort zone. I usually eat serrano peppers, but I like my hot sauces to be a bit less hot.

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>>10954105
I prefer some good ol' Tobasco!

>> No.10954357

>>10954345

All I can taste is the vinegar.

>> No.10954359

>>10954341
I find it's the perfect heat for an everyday table sauce. Nobody ever called SA some kind of retarded challenge hot sauce. It's got good heat, but the appeal is more about the flavor.

>> No.10954362

>>10954341
Same here my dude.
You're ok

>> No.10954376

>>10954285
>t. has never watched an episode of hot ones

>> No.10954381

>>10954376
You post that in every thread and in every thread you're told you're wrong.

>> No.10954403

>>10954345
>Tobasco
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?

>> No.10954422

>>10954105
I thought these memes were over

>> No.10954424

>>10954105
i saw this on portlandia. it wasnt placed as obviously as PBR. im gonna pick some up.

>> No.10954429

>>10954381
get a life /ck/ historian autist

>> No.10954443

>>10954403
No it's just people being shit at spelling

>> No.10954468

>Hot sauce
>Taste

pick one

>> No.10954492 [DELETED] 

>>10954311
That's exactly what these guys said about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLMFPnZcdA

>> No.10954493

>>10954329
Memeing or is it really worth? I fucking might as well order their full package if i try it

>> No.10954515

>>10954260
More like catching 'Deenz

>> No.10954517 [DELETED] 

>>10954493
It's literally just """""spicy""""" ketchup. You're setting yourself up for disappointment.

>> No.10954522

>>10954254
>Doesn't understand newfag bait responding to newfag bait
You have to go back, newfag

>> No.10954523

>>10954493
Well meme'd

>> No.10954725

Heck to the yeah!!!!

I just found about it on reddit and have been addicted ever since.

For me, it's much more than a sauce: it's truly a lifestyle.

'vark on my good sir :)

>> No.10954844 [DELETED] 

>>10954725
>For me, it's much more than a sauce: it's truly a lifestyle.
This. 'vark sauce literally changed my life
>'vark on my good sir :)
It's like we say here in Portland: play hard, but 'vark harder

>> No.10954856

>>10954345
This gets a lot of hate because it's "basic", but imo it's got a nice oakiness that other sauces don't have. It's an irreplacable staple in my kitchen.

>> No.10954882

>>10954725
You can smell the reddit in this entire post

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>>10954403
yes that's how they spell it in the Tobasco region

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>> No.10954944

>>10954492
God damn it.
Yeah, its where i got it from.

>> No.10954954

>>10954493
It's really solid. More than spicy ketchup and the best hot sauce i've had, not that i've had many.
It's also really cheap so its worth a try yeah

>> No.10954991

>>10954200
huh?

>> No.10955119 [DELETED] 

>>10954882
Is it because you can smell... the narwhal bacon? xD

>> No.10955206

God damn i hate this attention seeking retard

>> No.10955302 [DELETED] 

>>10955206
Don't be so hard on yourself.

>> No.10955313 [DELETED] 

>>10954185
HUUUR HHHHUUUURRRRRR UUUUGHHH HHHHHNNNG GGGGHH NONE OF THE FILTERED WORDS ARE IN THE OP DUM DUM YOU OKAY THERE HHHGGGGGG MMMHGGGHHH

>> No.10955325 [DELETED] 

>>10955313
Seething

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>>10954522

>> No.10955348

>>10955325
dont you dare

>> No.10955597

>>10955119
At le midnite :D!!!!

>> No.10955616

>>10954844
Freaking badass dude...... 'vark the cr*p on !!!!!

>>10954882
Well duh........ That's because Reddit is teh best site on teh internets!!!!!

>> No.10955629

>>10955119
Fucking off yourself you useless waste of air

>> No.10955643 [DELETED] 

>>10955629
O_o who pooped in your cheerios?

>> No.10955727 [DELETED] 

>>10955616
>That's because Reddit is teh best site on teh internets!!!!!
Now this we can agree on kind sir! I just sent you some gold on r/foodies for this awesome post. :)

>> No.10956322

>>10955727
>>10955597
>>10955643
>>10955313
>>10955119
Kill yourself any day now namefag

>> No.10956488

>>10955727
Based nicholas parry poster

>> No.10956965 [DELETED] 

>>10956322
I was about to break down and cry for the third time today until I remembered a little something my biggest idol Kanye West said: "Love your haters - they're your biggest fans"
I love you, Anon. Thank you for being here with me. God bless you, I will be keeping you in my prayers tonight.

>> No.10957050

UK when

>> No.10957756 [DELETED] 

>>10957050
Tesco has 'vark sauce on sale right now for £17.99 a bottle.

>> No.10957976

>>10957756
just remember to buy your 'vark license

>> No.10957982

>>10957050
They stock it in TK Max.
It’s not very good though.

>> No.10957983

>>10954991
huh?

>> No.10957984

>>10954909
who's the girl
asking for a friend haha

>> No.10958157

im 99% sure this is the same dude behind /sipsboys/