/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If it tastes like milk, use it like milk, it's milk.

>it's a free market! there needs to be less regulations!
>unless it harms are products then we're allowed to regulate what you can and can't call milk

>>10945965
But this is a good regulations since soy/almond bois can't lie anymore. Do you want more lies from corporations?

Fucking libcucks imposing rules on us.

LET ME HAVE MY RICE MILK YOU NIGGERS.

>>10945965
>I can only communicate by buzzwords and false dichotomies
Just because someone supports free enterprise doesn't mean they don't want any regulation on labelling foods. Not saying there isn't major corruption in lobbying from large argo-corps, but honest labelling isn't important. Velveeta shouldn't be able to call their product "cheese" for example. I still think they should be able to sell that crap, however.

>tfw she wants the nut juice

>>10945917
the proper term is liquid nut extract

>>10945949
you sound like the kind of person who thinks that gender is just a label

>>10946010
This.

Read it again.

Velveeta sells oil mixtures, corn syrup, and whey mixed into a batch, with 30 other chemicals added for YOUR PLEASURE.

>>10946035
spoiler: she never wants the nut juice she only eats it to please you

>>10946107
This is why we do it better.

>>10945949
Except it doesn't. It does exactly zero of the functions milk does, it's immediately apparent when something has been made with nut squeezeings and not quality dairy. Jesus fucking christ the fact I share this board with tastelets like you.

>>10946105
>for your pleasure
no they do it to earn a profit, idiot. do you not understand what corporations and businesses do?

>>10945917
Just call it cat farts

>>10946151
Omar missed one

>>10946231
Gosh you agree. How hooked.

>>10945965
Mercantilism is how you become wealthy. Once you're wealthy, you pretend that free and open markets and trade are how you get wealthy in order to stop other idiots from trying to get wealthy and competing with you. China knows this very well and is not fooled by this dumb trick, that's why it's mercantilist. And there's nothing that will change their minds until they steamroll us

>>10945996
>can't lie anymore
sure, but who were they fooling? They just call it milk because it's milky. Nobody actually thought the almonds were lactating

>>10946035
bottom half of the pic, please

>>10946310
blue board, blueballs

>>10946288
china is retarded. they give us actual valuable materials for worthless scraps of paper. they will never be 'wealthy'.

>>10946317
They're already beating us in key areas, numbnuts. We're no longer #1 in every regard except for a few.

>>10945917
Just call it "bean squeezings".

>>10946288
>Mercantilism is how you become wealthy. Once you're wealthy, you pretend that free and open markets and trade are how you get wealthy in order to stop other idiots from trying to get wealthy and competing with you.

This is absolutely true and it's depressing to see so many countries fall for the free market meme. There isn't a single example in all of history of unregulated trade making a poor country wealthy; to get that, you need the state to back the industries with laws specifically designed to make the playing field unfair in their favor, and basically treat all foreign companies like shit while playing favorites with your own.

>>10946317
Also, economies of scale are a thing. It's what gave us the advantage over literally every other country until now. And it's a big reason why immigration is being pushed so hard. We simply need more people to remain relevant next to ascendant China

>>10946329
>few
militarily is the only one that counts.

>>10945917
fucking drumpf, that motherfucker. he's doing this to attack Democrats.

>>10946342
>watch me move these goal posts
>i now define "power" as the number of nukes a country has
I guess Russia still is a superpower then

>>10946315
oh right. well fuck it I'm going back to /trash then

>>10946343
that is the president. shut your traitorous cock socket.

>>10946368
Is it treason if the president is a traitor??

>>10946368
did you torrent rosetta stone russian as well?

>>10946371
you got some proof of something or just slander and hurt fee fees?

>>10946382
He's a traitor. I don't care what you think

>>10946381
they are our allies shithead.

>>10946343
Uh oh! Soiboy nigger gonna have to go by without soisucking for some time now huh?

>>10946392
you are a traitor. I care what you think and believe you should leave.

>>10946382
>implying you'd even accept or read the numerous articles from all over the world of leaders calling him putins puppet
>implying you accept the validity of the mueller investigation
You're too stupid to be able to change your world view so why do you pretend that you would?

>>10946403
No I think you should leave. Trump has done nothing for this country. He's a spoiled 70 year old brat.

>>10946409
I support the president... whoever we as a nation elect. To do otherwise is to weaken us all. You bleeding heart faggots got beat and just cannot handle it. So, go. Take your judgments and noise and fuck off to the ocean while you can.

>>10946395
>implying that allies shoot down other allies jets and kill the citizens of sovereign nations on their own soil
you have a twisted view of how "allies" behave, retard. you might want to find a better descriptor than that, pyotr.

>>10946409
>No I think you should leave. Trump has done nothing for this country. He's a spoiled 70 year old brat.
You have to go back

>>10946407
we put vlad in charge. you have the relationship wrong.

This is already law in Sweden. We just call it sojadryck( so.y drink) or havredryck( oat drink ).
Coconut milk is stilled called just that for some reason though? I guess the angry pissed off dairy farmers doesn't see that as competition.
How many billions in subsidies do the dairy farmers receive in your country angry Anon?
*Free market*

>>10946417
politics and history nigger. if you don't understand it, don't vote.

>>10946409
>>10946403
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>>10946343
The Presidency and the US government/economy has literally been about self enrichment and the consolidation of power for at least the last 30 years if not much longer than that. Donald Trump is literally what every US president since at least Kennedy has been just more on the nose cuz he's bad at being nice about shit that they have all been doing for decades.

You feel bad at being duped your whole life so you project all you're hatred onto Trump or go the opposite direction and act like he's some Jesus Christ figure who has come to save America. The fact is that the USA will soon go the way of the USSR and Trump is just a temporary distraction to keep you from paying attention to that fact and doing anything about it.

>>10946424
Stop regurgitating what /pol/ and Alex Jones feeds you. Vlad resented the control America exerted over russia after the collapse of the soviet union and did everything to wrest that power back. If he were our lap dog, the "deep state" and media wouldn't be having the fit it is having right now. This idea of yours is just completely fucking retarded

>>10946434
so... what do you got that is better? a 100 year old queen that is actually a german bitch? Fuck yourself.

>>10946438
that is your liberial media... the losers.

>>10945949
we should be allowed to sell animal products as "vegan" then. I'll take a carton of cow milk and cross off the label and write "soy milk" and charge double for it. Hey, it tastes the same according to you

>>10946434
It's true of every major power. The problem for youropoors is that we provided your security. Yes, mainly to use you as a buffer against Russia, but still. Now you're so far behind militarily that if we should suddenly stop providing this protection you will become slaves to the two biggest Eurasian powers, Russia and China. Have fun with that. We are literally a gigantic island fortress. Strategically, America is in one of the safest places on Earth, and we will always have this advantage.

>>10945965
>eating meat and being an anarchocapitalist are the same thing

>>10946446
You can call it "liberal" or whatever the fuck you want, whatever the fuck that even means, but it is just "government media"

>>10946460
you assume I watch the news. I don't. I read it in four languages and am a student of history. I am not even an American.

>>10946471
>student of history
>repeats dumb social media labels like "liberal this" and "liberal that"
okay then

>>10946475
I can just call you delusional pussies if that is better.

show me the teats on an almond and i'll call it milk.

>>10946382
he appointed Brett Kavanaugh. that is literally treason.

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>>10946359
gotchu f.am

>>10946427
You can say soy on /ck/, it’s a s(oy)afeplace

>>10946438
>Stop regurgitating what /pol/ and Alex Jones feeds you
jokes on you, asshole. I only read CNN and Alternet.

>>10946507
He is an American and was the staff sec under Bush. Do you have a point, other than the one on your dunce cap? Your side lost, and you speak treason. You are a loser and a whiner.

>>10946517
Oh sorry. I thought I was on /Pol/

>>10946527
>colluding with Russia to swing the election is somehow not treason according to Drumpflestiltstkin cucks

>>10946610
you are making a treasonous, unsubstantiated statement against a sitting president. You are a coward. If you do not support the country, go while you can. Find someplace where your sort can prosper. I recommend the bottom of a fucking volcano.

Russia are our allies (and deeply in our debt). You do not understand politics. You are a dumb fucking kid who will likely not make it to be a dumb adult.

>>10946610
Yeah, I figured /ck/ would be the most Reddit board.

>>10946665
>who cares if they hacked us! they're our friends and allies!
Do you let your friends and allies fuck your gf too? I bet you do.

>>10946691
>implying /pol/ wasn't flooded with r/the_donald transplants in 2016
you're reddit get off my websight

>>10945949
Are you retarded?

>>10946665
You can't be treasonous against a president who is already a traitor to his country. To be "treasonous" against such a president is actually an act of patriotism

>>10946665
>Russia are our allies
Why? Because Trump owes them money? Fuck off

>>10946731
no, because we dictate there government since the fall of the soviet union

>>10946735
where. are. you. getting. this. you. actual. fucking. retard
We don't dictate shit

>>10946731
Russia isn't our ally. Trump has literally no collusion with the Russian administration. Fuck, we're blowing the shit out of them in proxies of proxy wars for fuck's sake.

>>10946737
you dont. the democrats lost. get over it. bunch of lying whining traitors.

>>10946706
>Hacked us
Care to back that assumtion up with any actual proof? Not muh Cheeto Hitler or conspiracy theories that are completely unsubstantiated but actual proof they did anything to influence the election except create some Facebook memes your Uncle with the young wife would share with his gun club
>Inb4 Muh Muller
He makes alot of claims that never lead to prosecutions or prison time he is throwing shit against a wall in an effort to undermine the administration so far nothing is sticking

>Russia are our allies
Mister Putin, stop hacking the 4chan tonight. We just want to talk about food not your silly country.

>>10946752
literally every major news publication says there was collusion
>b-b-but Ben Shapiro said...
kek

>>10946762
To be fair, only Muller can tell us if it actually rises to that level. And strictly speaking it would be conspiracy not "collusion", and even then, he probably won't be able to indict him. The Trump Tower meeting, to me, was treason on its own. So if this ultimately comes down to the court of public opinion, it is my opinion that the president has only his own interests at heart, not the good of the country, and is therefore a traitor.

>>10946746
russia is our ally and has been for around 30 years. history is not the brief window on now you think it is. I am not interested in arguing semantics.

>Russia is our ally
I want the Russian bots to leave

>>10946329
Exporters get impacted harder in a trade war. They are not self sufficient at all. The world doesn't need more Chinese plastic junk, but Chinese people do need our agricultural products to live. They'd stuck with drinking poison for baby formula and fucking FAKE eggs. The list goes on for food atrocities.

Also their military doesn't do training between the branches so they're pretty much for show and are public servants and police basically

>>10946785
If the entire US government, every person in every department and committee of every branch, except for one solitary and very stupid person, says they are not our ally, then they are not our ally. I have no idea what you are talking about. What you read on Breitbart is not reality.

>>10946798
trade ally retard. you democrats are so fucking stupid and corrupt, we must never let you back in.

>>10946784
>only Muller

>>10946833
What is this meant to convey?

>>10946825
>sanctions
>trade ally
I don't think you understand what trade sanctions are. Also saying we do trade with them is not the same as them being our ally, in the same vein as our European allies, who are military allies. But you knew that and are just trying to gaslight everyone in the thread because you're a Russian troll.

>>10946785
Yeah, definitely our ally when we have trade sanctions and they violate our protection treaties with Ukraine, let alone the buzzing over our fleets.

>Russia is our ally

>>10946865
so what? we are still friendly and cordial.

>>10946875
No one but bolton and pompeo (who got cucked by north korea with his "cordiality") are "cordial"

>Russia is our ally

>>10946870
>gag-inducing plating
meme/10

>>10946875
So they aren't our ally, and also I want to buy an SVT, trade sanctions be damned!

>>10946900
Yeah this would be cool if there wasn't so much crap all over the place

milk doesn't only refer to cow milk. this is like saying peanut butter can't be called butter because there's no churned cream in it.

>>10947385
Nuts don't have nipples, you fucking nob.

>>10945949
In that case: this is sugar

>russia is our ally
>tfw your country's president is an unironic active measure

>>10945949
And this is butter

Wait a minute..

>>10947421
Ask your mom for details of milking my body.

>>10945917
Soy Malk.

>>10945949
So jam is now berrybutter.

And milk is now cow water.

>>10945917
change labelling? From soyboy to basedboy?

>>10946610
>visit /ck/ for tasty meal ideas
>druuuuuuuuuumpff!!

It's been 2 years and there is still no proof of anything, can you please just accept it and move on with your life? You're probably in for another 6 years of torment otherwise.

>>10946706
How can that be proven if the DNC dont hand over their server? And how legitimate would it be if they handed it over nearly 3 years on?

>>10945917
They should just put a y where the i is and call it Mylk.

They did the same shit by calling vegan chicken chick'n this really isn't that big of a deal

>>10947401
Is that really aspartame? I doubt it. There is not a single study that links to cancer in humans

>>10946610
>Drumpflestiltstkin

>>10946107
You then date the wrong girl anon.

>>10947446
Investigations of this kind take a minimum of 4 years, historically

imagine the backlash when they start going after the car milk companies though

>>10947427
Yeah, I understood she caught you jerking off to toddlers again.

>>10947472
Wishful thinking. Some men are so willing to believe their gf's lies, that they actually believe them. I'm gay and I talk to girls and they confide in me what they actually think and feel. Not one girl I've ever known liked the look or appearance of a penis. Not one of them liked giving blow jobs. Not a single solitary one enjoyed swallowing cum. This is the truth. Take it or leave it. (And I know you will leave it because that's what makes your willie stiffer)

>>10945917
>This entire thread
Why I still come here desu

>>10947489
Because nowhere else to go anymore. That's really my only reason.

>>10945965
Those statements are never said by the same person unless said person was trying to start some retarded argument, like yourself.

>>10947492
Everywhere else is inundated with Trump yokels. And even this oasis is gradually being swallowed by the darkness, too. As evidenced by parts of this thread.

>>10947475
Unless you're Clinton and there is a deadline, then they take 2 weeks.

>>10947514
>implying the pro clinton astroturfing didnt start in 2015

>>10947517
The Clinton email shit was going on for years before the election, dumbfuck

>russia is our ally

>>10947526
It was closed and re-opened, another batch was processed much faster than the original investigation with Comey clearing her quickly, just in time for the election.

Dumb fuck.

>>10947545
Yes. An internal FBI investigation into Clinton was announced publicly by Comey (something that is never done) while an investigation into Trump never was.

Dumb

Fuck

>>10947554
>i was wrong
>so you're dumb

She lost, Trumps getting 2 terms.
Even for /ck/ you're too salty

>Russia is our ally

Imagine getting fooled by a name that's been used for a hundred fucking years.

>>10947399
Neither does magnesium.

>>10947563
Nipples dont make you a cow
Are you a cow?

Dont be so closed minded.

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> >10946691
All me

>>10947602
Does it make you feel good to know you are a liar?

>>10947610
it was a meme

>>10947621
>was
thank god

>>10947602
Hows your mental health anon?

>>10947625
>>10947649
dubs determine my mental health

>>10947657
Not good.

>tfw russia resorts to flooding your bangledesh cobra snake charming music board with pro drumpf propaganda

>>10947745
>tfw your own President floods the streets with the mentally ill.

>>10947454
>you need to hand over your physical server in an investigation
>what are images

>>10947514
As Trump would say;
>You're fired.

>>10946307
My neighbour thought almond milk was made from milk.
>is chocolate milk not made from milk, either!?!?
was her shocked reaction upon learning that almond milk is made from water + almonds.

>>10948367
your neighbor is really really really dumb

>>10947514
fuck off to reddit

>>10948419
I am well aware. The most recent dumb food related thing she's said is
>so wait... blue raspberry flavouring is made from beaver ass? their butts are blue?!
No, neighbourlady, thats food colouring.
>so the blue food colouring is made from beaver ass?!
No, the blue raspberry flavour is made from beaver ass. The blue food colouring is made of something else.
>then how is it blue?!
How is what blue?
>the blue raspberry flavouring?
The flavouring isn't blue. The flavouring is colourless. The blue colouring is added separately.
>but blue icing doesn't taste like raspberries
That's because that's just blue food colouring. There's no beaver ass added to make it taste like blue raspberry.
>then why is it blue?!
...
...
...
This went on quite a bit longer. About 20 minutes longer than it should have, really. She's a total dingbat.

>>10947467
>Our results show a) a significant dose-related increase of malignant tumor

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C34&q=aspartame+cancer&oq=aspartame+#d=gs_qabs&p=&u=%23p%3Dxl6Lk3W1YxIJ

>>10945917
Will this apply to coconut milk as well?

>>10948861
It applies to your mother's titty milk, cuz her jugs are shaped like cashews.

>>10948855
Putting some extra fluorescent lamps in the lab will have a significant dose related cancer risk with Sprague-Dawley rats.

If look at them angry and they break out in tumors.

>>10947485
did you talk to lesbians? Since my girlfriends(am gay, so not that kind of girlfriends) differ in opinions but truely like dicks and what not. Some like sperm, some don't.

>>10948861
Coconut milk is a traditional name, but it's a pretty useless one. First pressing, second pressing, defatted, blended ... it's all just called coconut milk. Banning the name would be a good thing.

>>10946101
And what you feel really passionately about it

>>10946307
Uhhhh yeah, this guy did
>>10945949

>>10946844
it's the blue wave tm

>>10946417
Whose jet did they shoot down?

I only remember the Turks shooting down a Russian jet. Why are the Turks our allies? They aren't western at all, Erdogan is a full-on Islamist. Russia on the other hand has been bombing the shit out of ISIS non-stop for years.

>come to /ck/ for food and food memes
>it's just another Leftist American colony on a crusade against /pol/ the eternal boogieman

>>10949442
There is a reason moot deleted your board multiple times

>>10949008
If you probe them deeper (lel) you will find that even the nymphos who genuinely like having sex don't actually like the esthetic of a penis. They like the feel not the look. And if at first they claim to like the look, it's because that's just what you say to make the guy feel good. They try to keep up the facade. But a few drinks further into the conversation the truth comes out.

>>10949439
Not him, but maybe he's talking about pic related.

In case you're unaware, this is an old meme, You Forgot Poland. Look it up yourself for an explanation.
Anyway, I'm using the old meme to discuss something: sometime in 2010, whatever the Polish equivalent of Air Force 1 is called crashed in Russia, killing the Polish president, first lady and 90something other Polish people.
There's some evidence that the crash was planned by Vlady McBaddy's administration, though said evidence is entirely circumstantial and delves into the realm of conspiracy theory.

>>10949536
moot is dead, faggot. This is our site now.

>Russia is our ally
>Russia is our ally
>Russia is our ally
>Russia is our ally
>Russia is our ally
>Russia is our ally

>>10949439
>Whose jet did they shoot down?
oh fuck i'm having deja vu

The audiovisual equivalent of this thread:
https://twitter.com/politvidchannel/status/1020909889583902721

>>10946762
Literally none of them have evidence and neither does Mueller.

The taps they had on Roger Stone just confirmed the opposite, Trump's campaign took some data which was unasked for and from a pseudonymous source, it was mostly useless to him (that's why most data went to wikileaks instead). No solicitation, no mention of Russians ... a big fat nothing.

If the media wants to keep their song and dance going with a complete absence of evidence I guess they like being called fake news.

>>10949809
>neither does Mueller
You don't know that
/thread

>>10949812
Hope lives eternal I guess.

>>10945917
Based FDA. when will they force vegan soy companies to stop calling their fake substitute crap vegan burgers, vegan milk, vegan ice cream, vegan cheese, vegan yogurt etc.

>>10946665
Then why are all their nuclear warheads pointed at us?

>>10949809
Except newly released wiretaps show the government explicitly naming Carter Page "an agent of a foreign power". This is not over yet

>>10949809
You're literally on last year's talking points. The collusion isn't even a thing that's denied anymore. You guys have moved from "no collusion" to "okay there was collusion, but it's not as bad as you think".

>>10949849
and to "collusion is not a crime" and "you can't do anything about it because congress won't impeach"

>>10949847
A FISA warrant is not a wiretap.

>>10949849
Soliciting theft is a crime, so show me the indictment.

>>10945917
No it will be "Almond Drink" or "Almond Beverage"

Actually here in Canada I think it's already banned, it's just called "Almond"

>>10946307
because people think the culinary uses are interchangeable and they aren't
might as well make your pastries with water if you're using almond milk

>>10950128
The almond milk will still distribute emulsified fat into the pastry, water won't.

>>10950128
I've used almond milk in milk recipes it's pretty much the same

>>10949874
You're thinking of old news. This was a FISA application that revealed that Page was wiretapped by the feds

>>10950128
But they are.

>>10945965
>are
You mean our? Pleb

>>10946107
Most roasties, maybe. best gf I ever had loved the stuff. Sex was amazing and frequent.
She also enjoyed giving head and didn't care for receiving. Livin' the dream. But college fucked shit up.

>>10946407
>SIGN THE ACCORD AND GIVE US MONEY REEEEEE, STOP PURSUING AMERCIAN INTERESTS REEEEE TAKE MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
>FACSIST, RACIST, PUTINS PUPPET!

>>10946438
Those aren't mutually exclusive. They hate Trump because they can't control him. Hence the desperate, unprecedented witch hunt for any dirt to use against him and yet, nothing after all this time.

>>10949812
/threading you own post is the most newfaggot thing you could possibly do. Go back.

>>10945949
>tastes like milk
There's your problem!

This shit heap of a thread is still up while the one about mission BBQ got axed when it turns out people like it a lot?
MODS ARE FAGS

What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

>>10946509
At least give us a way to find the sauce.

>>10951151
A lot of times if a thread is on topic and it gets deleted it's because the OP got banned for something somewhere and the mods just do a clean sweep, wiping all of their posts

>>10949849
The right in a nutshell! They're attempting the same thing with man made global warming.
>it's fake
>here's a handfull of carbon industry shills who say so, against 99% of the world scientific community across all fields
>oops, too late, nothing we can do about it now, fucking liberals, it's all their fault, trust me, ok?

>>10946217
>dairy
>quality
its fucking titty juice extracted pasteurized sent through multiple machines, strained, seieved and eventually diluted and blended with vitamins into the garbage you drink
Regardless, drinking milk as an adult is a degenerate practice.
Imagine if you saw an adult animal suckle and how embarrassing that shit would be

>>10945996
??? Since when was cow milk "milk"? I guess goat milk and human milk just doesn't exist, huh?

>>10951957
in america, 99% of things labeled 'milk' is cows milk. anything else has an extra descriptor, e.g. 'goat's milk', 'soy milk', 'breast milk'

finally fuck this almond milk bullshit and the people that drink it
>student
>live with aunt
>she has a 50 year old asian tenant
>total retarded bitch
>i lift after class
>come home one day
>all the milk is gone
>i pay for all my own food so im mad my milk is missing
>ask aunt what happened
>shes in the kitchen with bitch asian tenant
>tenant says she replaced it with almond milk because its healther somehow

And of course she said "doesnt milk give you cancer though?"

I swear fake news is a fucking epidemic here in america

>>10945917
Call it almonade

>>10945917
What will they market roach milk as when it’s comerxially available?
Ain’t nobody going to buy it under that name.

>>10952007
you can just call it any generic name
personally i think gym goers will by it regardless as long as its super high in protein. me included

>>10945917

Next say goodbye to peanut butter and apple butter

>>10946712
We got their little friends from the other side of the aisle as well, which make up 80% of reddit.

>>10952046
>peanut/apple spread
OMG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

>>10952065

having your culture stolen is irreplaceable

imagine being one of those poor countries that uses those soulless 10s counting systems

>>10949565
No reason to lie to a gay guy, like I give a damn about what a grill says. Sounds like you just get a rush about trying to offend some hetros here

>>10952075
like all countries minus 3?

>>10946217
Don't say god's name in vain anon

Since apparently no one wants to drink milk anymore, here's an idea: instead of putting sanctions on the English language to save those precious precious dairy farm jobs, how about the government invest in retraining those dinosaurs to come into the 21st century job market?

>buy almond milk for years because it was cheaper and shelved longer since i barely get any type of transportation
>will have to buy actual milk now
fucking jews ill just pour the milk into portions and freeze it.

>>10945917
They’re just going to use words like almondmilk or almilk instead of “almond milk”
The worst they could do is force them to call it soy beverage

>>10946217
You can use it in cereal and make ice cream out of it
I’m good with calling it milk

farmers should just learn to code instead of getting Daddy Drumpf to 'save our jerbs'

>>10946317
>worthless scraps of paper
>use those worthless scraps of paper to buy your land
>worthless scraps of paper

>>10951262
It was dumb as hell but I laughed

>dairy fairies are so retarded they unironically need to be told that nuts don't lactate

Where does strawberry milk come from?

>Russia is our ally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULfqhCNHQPA&t=150s

>>10952528
You can use water in cereal too, that doesn't make it a good idea.

>>10952505
enjoy your salomela

>>10952607
Some people use orange juice in their cereal. Also, people who aren't clinically retarded, don't eat cereal at all.

just call it car milk

>russia is our ally

>>10945917
I've always called Soy milk "bean juice" which is ironic when people have it with coffee which is also technically bean juice in a sense.

>>10952776
How is having bean juice with bean juice "ironic"?

>>10952781
You're adding one of the same category of a fluid to another, in order to change it's it's properties. It makes more sense adding animal milk to coffee in a strange kind of way because they're totally different substances rather than similar substances.
It would be like adding chicken to turkey and the result making it smoother instead of just more meaty.
It's not easy to articulate my point, I get your point though. People don't understand the meaning of irony and use the phrase ironic incorrectly when they just mean something is weird or a strange coincidence etc.

>>10947433
>berrybutter
kek

>>10952776
NO ITS NOT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
THAT'S CALLED BEING A GODDAMN HYPOCRITE. YOU SAY HE'S A HYPOCRITE OR ANY VARIATION OF THE GODDAMN WORD BUT YOU DO NOT SAY THE SITUATION IS IRONIC. YOU.FUCKING.DO.NOT.SAY.IRONIC.BECAUSE.IT.IS.FUCKING.STUPID.

IRONY AT ITS GODDAMN CORE IS A THING, "A", HAVING THE OPPOSITE INTENTION AND/OR CONSEQUENCES. A SITUATION OR A STATEMENT IS ONLY IRONIC IF THE EFFECT IS THE EXACT GODDAMN OPPOSITE. NOTHING IN HIS POST WAS IRONIC. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING YOU GODDAMN WHORESON. WHAT PISSES ME OFF IS NOT THAT YOU ARE BUTTFUCKING WRONG ITS THE FUCKING FACT THAT YOU ARE BUTTFUCKING WRONG AND ARE ARGUING IT ON THE INTERNET IN MY PRESENCE. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, FOUR YEARS ON THIS FUCKING SITE AND THE DUMBEST OF THE DUMBFUCKS JUST GRAVITATE TO /ck/.

NO YOU ARE NOT USING IRONY CORRECTLY.
NO YOU ARE NOT USING PRETENTIOUS CORRECTLY.

ALL THOSE SHITTY BUZZWORDS YOU USE TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING EVER IN THE ASININE ATTEMPT TO SOUND SMARTER AND MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU REALLY ARE IS BEING USED INCORRECTLY.

JUST KILL YOURSELVES. KILL YOURSELVES. KILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES.

I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO WAIT FOR A GODDAMN RESPONSE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SUDDENLY GET WISER, AGREE WITH ME AND BECOME A BETTER PERSON. NO INSTEAD YOU'RE GOING TO ARGUE WITH ME LIKE A DICK TWAT. FUCK YOU, YOUR MOM AND THE DOCTOR WHO HELPED DELIVER YOU.

>>10952849
Anon, you're just trying to amass a ton of replies so you can take a screenshot and put it in your "my popular 4chan posts" folder, aren't you?

>>10952849
shut up

There are people in this thread right now who unironically believe that Russia is our ally.

>>10946434
>he actually names and numbers his reaction images so he can shitpost more "efficiently" on an anime image board
holy shit lmao get a life loser

>>10945917
I mean, it's literally not milk so who gives a shit

>>10945965
Its only as free as the corporations want it to be where the vorporations want it to be. They're lobbying for it and your votes are being bought.

In certain countries milk that falls outside of the prescribed fat % content or has had extra processing like lactose removal can't be called milk, so is referred to as "dairy beverage" etc

These alternatives will have the same thing, being referred to as soy milk-style beverage" or similar. Although I'm not sure using "-style" can still count as misleading.

nut water

>>10946665
>Russia are our allies
How do you do my fellow Americans?

>>10946610
>waaaaaaaah
>it was HER turn

here's a (you), now go back to pleddit

>>10947485
does cum taste good to you at least?
Why are girls so mean?
Can you drink mine?

>>10952457
because the government doing literally anything at all is communism

>>10945917
Fucking vegan trash. Go fuck yourselves. Bunch of dirty hippies.

America has no allies since most of them side with Isreal, Iraq, and Mexico.

>>10951957
>almonds are mammals

>>10952849
NEVER, EVER THREATEN AN ANON AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A BOARD THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

>>10957032
Jeez anon calm down. Is everything all right in your life? Is something stressing you? You should seek professional help before you do harm to yourself

>>10948997
If you down that whole bottle in his picture you will get cancer

>>10946217
>tastelets

I understand why the capitalists treat us with complete contempt after reading the brainlet shit in this thread

>>10951693
>le appeal to nature

>>10948488
How cute is she on a scale of 1-10?

>>10947406
I can't believe it's actually butter!

>>10951693
>Titty milk
>Heated to make safe
>Vitamins from natural sources added
>The dirt is strained out
ABLOOBLOOBLOO ITS DEGENERACY. You know just using our language doesn't make you fit in.