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Anonymous Fri Jul 20 08:23:17 2018 No.10937277 [Reply] [Original]

Has anyone here ever gone to the Heart Attack Grill? If so what was your experience?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 08:23:59 2018 No.10937278 I got a spanking. I thought it would feel nice but it didn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 08:28:16 2018 No.10937287 >>10937278 How was the food?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 08:50:05 2018 No.10937342 that bitch is cooked

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 08:52:01 2018 No.10937346 >>10937277 Went there to get a burger, tasted like stale ass but I ended up fucking a waitress so it wasn't all bad. Too bad she got pregnant and I had to get out of town

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 08:52:37 2018 No.10937347 >>10937287 I don't know. I was feeling embarrassed about being there so I paid and left without trying it. That's why I got spanked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 09:30:47 2018 No.10937445 >>10937346 it wasn't that dead black mammoth was it? (RIP)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 09:45:39 2018 No.10937479 File: 253 KB, 550x700, Lewd_oo1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They spank you when you don't finish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 09:48:08 2018 No.10937486 Wen there, but didn't get the promised heart attack. Very disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:09:28 2018 No.10937561 >>10937277 no

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:49:46 2018 No.10937680 >>10937346 gross dude also, things that didn't happen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:52:01 2018 No.10937691 File: 2.75 MB, 500x280, burger-feeding-grounds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is America in the hell dimension?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:52:51 2018 No.10937694 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJST0yKCQRI&t= They even have a vegan menu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:54:40 2018 No.10937699 I don't want those skanks near anything I'm going to eat I feel like Im getting hepatitis just by watching this>>10937691

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:55:55 2018 No.10937702 >>10937347 was the waitress who spanked you hot af like in OP's pic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:56:04 2018 No.10937703 >>10937691 I was really hoping this clip was going to end with an obituary

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:56:32 2018 No.10937705 >>10937277 Was there ever a time in history when you could pig out at the tavern and have sex with the waitress after?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:56:34 2018 No.10937706 >>10937277 I do not eat beef burgers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 10:59:59 2018 No.10937716 File: 31 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10937706

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:01:17 2018 No.10937719 >>10937706 chicken sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:02:58 2018 No.10937725 >>10937699 >>10937703 The black chick got ran over during the Vegas shooting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:03:32 2018 No.10937726 >>10937703 I mean two of their fucking spokesmen have literally died https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4as1W6zH2fM

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:04:41 2018 No.10937731 File: 606 KB, 680x703, maki sad tears.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10937725 F

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:04:54 2018 No.10937732 File: 1.61 MB, 1920x1070, laughing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10937703 >>10937716 >>10937719 >not being turkey burger gang

Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:05:42 2018 No.10937737

The burgers are really good, but the fries are way too dry and the shakes were basically pure butter. Overall it's a nightmarish experience when you take into account the fat fucks being cheered on for weighing over 350 up on stage and the TVs playing insane parody videos. Go once and never again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:06:49 2018 No.10937739 >>10937726 holy shit, I can't wait to eat there now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:06:58 2018 No.10937741 File: 46 KB, 402x386, santa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10937726 >a man died of a heart attack in the resteraunt and nobody helped him. They all sat around and took pictures cuz they thought it was part of the show This is america

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:23:22 2018 No.10937784 >>10937731 Yeah it was a write off.

Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:41:36 2018 No.10937845

>>10937737
>the shakes were basically pure butter. Overall it's a nightmarish experience when you take into account the fat fucks being cheered on for weighing over 350 up on stage and the TVs playing insane parody videos. Go once and never again
I know that comparing modern America to Idiocracy is reddit-tier but c'mon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:55:23 2018 No.10937889 >>10937691 Could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this

Anonymous Fri Jul 20 11:59:56 2018 No.10937907
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>>10937691
America's existence is all the evidence you need to show that at the least, if God does exist, He is not benevolent and forgiving and only created the human race out of boredom or morbid curiosity

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