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>Go to market
>Squeeze fruit for ripeness test
>Bruise one
>Realize the power I now wield
>Bruise 30 apples
>Half their apple stash is now ruined
>If I do this for every fruit, I could put them out of business
>I am god

>> No.10933448

No you are a nigger

>> No.10933453

Just fucking set the store on fire you mong.

>> No.10933454
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>>10933442
They plan for people like you and just raise prices. You are everywhere and all markets already counter. You lost your power during the industrial revolution, and before that it came with the potential cost of being caught and losing a hand.

>> No.10933460

>>10933442
>Put the local market I get my food from out of business
>Now I will have to drive farther to a different market whose quality is unknown to me

>> No.10933466

>>10933460
God doesn't always act in ways that seem logical to us.

>> No.10933523
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>>10933442

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>>10933442
>Go into bakery section and pinch a loaf in the cake case
>sqeeze bread to test for freshness
>go to meat section and place pork products on halal shelves
>go to deli section
>pull my pud out and spin like taz while peeing
>go to liquor section
>perform drop test on wine bottles to see if they break from 6 feet
>go to cereal aisle
>punch as hard as i can boxes that look at me because i hate being stared at
>proceed to checkout with a box of hot pockets

>> No.10934198

>>10934172
You suck at making up stories.

>> No.10934202

>>10934172
>>perform drop test on wine bottles to see if they break from 6 feet
sensible chuckle

>> No.10934207

>go to jerk store
>pinch (you)
>now they run out

;)

>> No.10934922

>>10933442
https://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=95671&page=1
You'll legitimately get legally fucked if you keep on doing that.