/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10926866
Yeah i love it with my fucking ceral in the morning shut the fuck up you 30 year old boomer

You must love farting

Do you shit them outta your asshole?

>>10927001
There is nobody who doesn't love to fart.

I mean I'm sure it's good but I could never eat the same thing every meal no matter how delicious. I don't understand people that do this.

>>10927060
Thats because your parents think you're a failure and regret having you.

>>10926866
They take too long to cook properly for every meal, but i do try to put onions on everything

Well i usually just chop up onions and put them in my hamburger helper but yeah fried onions are delish, no two ways about that

yeah more or less I do

>>10927001
Never have I ever heard of anyone getting gas from onions, fuck you and your weird g.i. tract, man

>>10926866
Raw or only briefly fried is better imo, there's a juiciness you lose if you overcook them

>>10928377
It doesn't happen for me unless I eat a lot, like a whole onion. It has complex sugars like beans but most people don't eat onions in high enough amounts to cause the same issue.

>>10928421
>tfw you lose the juices

>>10927078
>try to put onions on everything
This, if your cooking doesn't start with chopping an onion or 2 then it's going to be shit.

>>10928449
I'd hate to taste your apple pies

>>10926866
How can you afford the time required to caramelize onion in order to have some at every meal?

>>10928456
caramelized onion and apple pie might be good

ah fuck I forgot the onions in this rice I'm making right now

already have the rest of it prepped, gonna be chicken, carrots and mushrooms in saffron rice

>>10928467
I assume OP was sauteeing onions rather than going for full on carmelized.

>>10928440
I make a big old pot of onions for dinner twice a week and I've I had that problem

>>10928676
I've never had that problem, I mean.
>tfw you are the phoneposter

>>10928467
simple. by not wasting time playing with phone toys I have more than enough time to cook every meal from scratch.

>>10928676
well lucky fucking you

>>10928676
If you eat them that often your gut flora adapts and gets better at digesting those sugars before it reaches the intestines which means it won't cause gas. Same thing with beans, if you eat them every day after a while it won't make you fart anymore.

>>10926866
Ross? Is that you?

>>10928802
For me it's wall fungus, raw.

>1 Carrot, shredded
>Half an onion
>Balsamic vinegar
MMmmmm

I'm sure they're good, but if you eat a lot of onions/garlic every day you start smelling oniony, somehow worse than regular BO

YEah but mushrooms included. I love myself mushrooms but if they're raw I get picky.

>>10926866
If you like eating onions every meal, these are gonna rock your world.

Should be able to find them in most asian super markets, They are either called "fried shallots" or "fried red onions".

>>10928693
Shouldn't you be cooking right now?

>>10928802
I thought he liked beans?

>>10929706
I forgot which video but he mentioned once that onions were great for adding flavor to anything.

>>10928702
>>10928749
>fucking babbies
ahahahahahahahahah how does it feel to have a fucking weak stomach

>>10928467
i used to make a giant batch of like 6 onions worth of caramelized onions all at once and then portion out bits for my meals through the week.

>>10926866
Says fried, shows caramelized...