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THIS IS A GOD DAMN OPEN FACED SANDWICH AT BEST FUCK!!!!!!

THERES NOT EVEN ANY SAUCE ON BULLSHIT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY IS THERE A FUCKING SALAD ON TOP!!!!!!!!

YES I AM FUCKING MAD!!!!! DONT TELL ME WE ARE HAVING PIZZA AND THEN HAND ME A SLICE OF A TOPLESS HALF SANDWICH WITH LEAVES ON TOP!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10927217 [DELETED] 

LOL NIGGERS LMAOOOOOOOL NIGGGGGERS LOOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.10927220

>>10927214
Quit gettin mad at pizza fag.

>> No.10927222

>>10927214
Damn, this got you triggered.
You gonna make it senpai?

>> No.10927221
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>>10927214
THIS IS WHAT ACTUAL FUCKING PIZZA LOOKS LIKE IN CASE YOU RETARDED FAGGOTS FORGOT!!!!!!!!

>> No.10927228
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>>10927217
CALIFORNIANS NOT WELCOME GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

>>10927220
NO!!!

>>10927222
IM NOT EVEN SURE ANYMORE ANON!!! WHY HAVE THEY DONE THIS TO PIZZA!!!!!!!!

>> No.10927232

>>10927214
sandwiches are like pizza. it's bread with whatever the fuck you have to put on it.
but then you fold it over and it becomes a taco.

>> No.10927240

>>10927228
B/c they grew up figured out that more then greasy ass cheese and peperoni can go on pizza. Expand your fucking palate.

>> No.10927241

>>10927214
Correct.
That is not a pizza.

>> No.10927247
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10927247

>open wide anon, i made some pizza! tehe!

>> No.10927260
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>>10927232
>le ebin post mind blown XD!!!
FUCK YOURSELF!!

>>10927240
>y-yeah just use non pizza dough, take off the sauce and add a bunch of bitter lettuce and jizz drizzle
>even better than the timeless crowd favorite of actual fucking pizza
KILL YOURSELF!!!!

>> No.10927270

>>10927260
Bro, if your jiz looks like balsamic, then you need to forget about the pizza/non-pizza and GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL RGHT FUCKING NOW!

>> No.10927274

>>10927221

nice
can I stick my own sausage in it tho

>> No.10927289
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>>10927214
For me, it's the McChicken Pizza

The most deliciously tasty and satisfying Pizza

>> No.10927293
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>>10927228
Hey OP I made you a sandwich

>> No.10927295

This thread literally had me in tears. Thanks to all who contributed and a special thanks to OP

>> No.10927298

>>10927214
Eh at least theres no pineapple on it

>> No.10927307
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>>10927270
>le ebic! i regret i only have one upboat to give!!!!
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GAY RETORTS FAGGOT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!

>>10927289
i would eat this pizza over my op pic pizza

>>10927293
>unnamed.jpg
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT GIVEN THE CURRENT PIZZA CLIMATE!!!!!

>>10927295
this is not a fucking joke you piece of shit

>> No.10927310

>>10927295
literally all me

>> No.10927335

>>10927214
Cherries and feta cheese on a nan bread? Uuuuh... okay...?

>> No.10927340

>>10927307
>this is not a fucking joke you piece of shit

Can confirm. As a pizza cop I take unlicensed pizza adjacent produces (UPAP) very seriously.

>> No.10927343

>>10927307
>i would eat this pizza over my op pic pizza
of course you would, you fat fuck

>> No.10927347

foccacia

>> No.10927353
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10927353

real pizza

>> No.10927354
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10927354

R8 my pizza pls, no H8 I'm new to making pizza's

>> No.10927365

is an Italian BMT double meat from Subway Eat Fresh a pizza? I ask because I always add mustard mayo pickles tomato and banana peppers. truly exquisite

>> No.10927366

>>10927343
>implying that shit has more calories than op
wow i knew people on ck were retarded but this is just unbelievable

>> No.10927408

>>10927354
what planet are you from?

>> No.10927414

>>10927214
Eh, i'd eat it. Looks like a decent desert pizza with the cherries and what i'm assuming is balsamic.

>> No.10927421

>>10927260
I'm not "blowing minds", i'm stating definitions

>> No.10927425

>>10927214
UMA DELICIA PIZZA

>> No.10927426
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10927426

Real americans eat real american pizza.
Pizza bagels

>> No.10927427

>>10927217
stfu nigger lover.

>> No.10927441

>>10927353
A bit burnt, but yeah, pretty much

>> No.10927442
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10927442

>>10927426
Nah senpai, pizza rolls.
You know it was a good fuckin day when you came home from school and ma had these fuckers ready for you.

>> No.10927445
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>>10927214
C'mon out of your basement junior, mommy made you pizza

>> No.10927474

>>10927366
did I upset you fatty?

>> No.10927477

>>10927442
it was either a good day or someone had died, yeah

>> No.10927989

>>10927353
too much fucking cheese. that looks like absolute shit

>> No.10927995
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>> No.10928022

>>10927995
is that a fucking cake?
disgusting

>> No.10928034

>>10927353
>>10927995
Looks like a fucking mozzarella cake casserole with tomato sauce icing. NOT PIZZA.

>> No.10928050

>>10927214
A pizza with prociutto, arugula, parm, with a balsamic glaze is actually pretty good on a hot day. You don't have to stick with the same thing everytime

>> No.10928131

>>10927214
Isn't this technically closer to what original pizza was like? Putting tomato sauce on pizza is a relatively new thing.

People have been eating flat bread with toppings forever.

>> No.10928163
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>>10928034
>>10928022
it's really tasty

>> No.10928171

>>10928131
Yes. Before tomatoes were brought from the New World Italians used cherries since they look like little tomatoes.

>> No.10928182

>>10927228
you have autism.

>> No.10928184

>>10928171
well they have almost the same acidity as tomatoes

>> No.10928217

>>10927232
nope, properly made pizza(Neapolitan) has different texture and taste

>> No.10928229

>>10928163
It's tomato cheesecake, not PIZZA.

>> No.10928244

>>10928217
>nope, properly made pizza(American)
Corrected.

>> No.10928310

>>10928244
ahahahah
thanks for the good laugh

>> No.10928313

>>10928310
>from a faggot country
>laughs nervously while being bullied

>> No.10928353

>>10928313
I'm laughing at a retard, thinking he's a bully
>from a faggot country
says the faggot from a country who has pronoun and pc problems

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>>10928229
if u tasted this pizza u would like it

>> No.10928365

>>10928353
>nuh uh!
So this is the power of nanny state education. No wonder we're the back to back World War champs and you're a walk on role in a background shot who no one remembers.

>> No.10928366

>>10928313
> Americans
> thinks anyone except you takes you seriously

>> No.10928373

>>10928366
>can't even figure out greentext
>pretends she's in a position to bully the bully
HAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.10928374

>>10927214
Find the nearest handgun and kill yourself

>> No.10928410

>>10928358
what would eating that pizza cold be like? eating a brick of cheese..?

>> No.10928416

>>10928410
were talking levels of constipation not seen since biblical times.

>> No.10928446

>>10928373
> using female pronoun to bully on the internet
Are you 12?

Can you please trip yourself so I can filter you, mongoloid

>> No.10928459
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10928459

Pizza crust is a blank canvass. Put what ever you like on it and its still pizza. All pizza is good pizza. All pizza matters.

>> No.10928466

>>10927214
I'm gonna go ahead and drop the word "Flatbread" here.