/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Black raisins. Was eating some snack mix once. I knew I didn't like them but thought I'll try one piece. Vomit everywhere right at the moment I swallowed it. Never touched another black raisin ever again.

Welsh Rarebit.

My mother made it with the worst cheese and bread imaginable. She was convinced she was a great cook, even though I told her again and again it was awful. She continued to make it on a regular basis, at least once a week.

Brussels sprouts
In elementary school they always boiled them in sugar, I guess in an attempt to convince us to eat them. Didnt work. Single most disgusting thing i've ever seen on a plate, and I've eaten natto.

>>10921096
Any seafood. Yes, even shellfish. I was 3 or 4 and my mother was making shrimp. She gave me one to eat and it tasted funny. I pulled it out of my mouth and there was this green shit in it. After that I can't stand anything with a fishy taste or smell. I tried to train myself to like it but I can't. The closest I got was tuna but I have to put so much crap in it that it defeats the purpose.

Mussels
When I was younger I'd get them now and then when we went to seafood restaurants instead of grilled cheese/hamburger like my siblings. As a result, my folks got it into their head that they were my favorite food and would make them for birthdays, holidays, my first communion, etc. Of course they always made them badly, all still gritty and gross, but because they were expensive (comparatively) I'd be pressured into eating them.
Now I absolutely can't stand them.

>>10921323
I just threw up in my mouth a little.

>>10921297
You had it in your head that you wouldn't like them, so that's what made you throw up. Good job.

After my dad left, we were fucking broke.
A friend of my mother's had a massive garden of squash and he brought over boxes and boxes of the stuff.
We got really fucking inventive with squash. We sauteed it, fried it, made squash soups and stews, ground it up and made squash burgers...

It took a long time before I could eat squash again.

>>10921297
Weird reaction. When I eat food I dont like, I think, "Well, that's not very good. Won't be having that again." Sometimes, I'll even spit it out. What I don't do is vomit everywhere like a retard.

Fuckin' one raisin, dude. Come on.

None. I'm not a psychopath.

>>10921917
lol, your dad literally squashed your childhood

>>10921096
>be 6ish
>video store trip, food because halloween
>rent nightmare before christmas and get pizza-hut cheese pizza
>mom gets so mad i won't eat more than one slice
>vomit
>turned off cheese for over a decade
love it now, but vomiting cheese stuck with me and made me shiver for a long time

>>10921297
Some one post that webm of the fat chick gaging at the smell of brussel sprouts

>>10921965
Why did you need to green text any part of this you could have said
"Had cheese pizza once and vomited it up and it turned me off of it for a while."
Instead you give useless information.

>>10921096
vegetarian food. especially that fake as fuck dog food for humans made from SOY seventh day Adventist bullshit.

>>10921917
Did he 'squash' your Mother?

>>10922005
OK so got woken up at midnight by this god awful smell that was like a cross between cigars and a burning diaper. My auntie put some sprouts in a steamer on the the stove and went and started watching a movie and it boiled dry then burned.

Oats
My Mother forced me to eat that shit for breakfast like 3 years straight

>>10921096
I'm only now getting over my hatred of mashed potato. Eating mash as a child which then coincided with a long protracted bought with food poisoning. So much so that I was hospitalised for it, put me off the stuff for years.

>>10921096
I pretty much only got to eat rice and beans, and usually only with soy sauce or hot sauce, for a period of about 8 months. Luxury was making rice pudding with cheap cinnamon. I really don't like beans or rice anymore.

I got really sick eating chicken and broccoli from a Chinese take-out place near me back when I was in the 6th or 7th grade. Puked all over the place about 15 minutes after dinner. Enough that I remember looking at the floor when I was done and thinking "geez, that's a lot of vomit." Judging from my mom's face as she came in to check on me, she thought so to.

I didn't eat takeout Chinese for almost 4 years after that, and I still tend to be picky about meat dishes that taste sweet instead of savory. I'll still order cheap take out, but now it's usually "spicy" curry rice noodles or pork fried rice.

>>10921096
Asparagus, that's about the only food I don't like.
Althought I ever so often came back to it over the years and it has gotten better; green asparagus stalks are okay, actually pretty tasty if done right, white asparagus is nice as a creamy soup. White asparagus stalks are still not really my cup of tea, tried them a few months ago again

>>10921096
curry. This goes back to my mother receiving an Indian cook book as a farewell gift after moving (my family moved around a lot). She got really into the book, and started preparing different types of curry, once for 5 days in a row. Eventually, we got sick of it and said no more curry. Nevertheless, for years after, she'd try to sneak curry or her own version of it with turmeric into dishes where curry has no business being, including cream of spinach, grilled chicken, and lasagna. For those of you that think she just put it in to give an edge, don't misunderstand. Imagine taking a bite out of a lasagna expecting the usual to have your mouth assaulted by the by-now all too familiar taste of curry as you swallow what was probably a full ladle of the stuff just in the piece you just ate.

Spaghetti and microwave lasagna because we would have that for weeks at a time when we had no money

>>10921096
I don't hate these foods, I eat/drink them whenever I can. I just had awful experiences

>be me
>like 7-9
>mom is doing dishes
>Taking clean dishes out
>grab a cup
>pour milk into cup
>Drink
>weird texture hits lips
>gag and look into cup
>rice
I always ALWAYS look inside of cups before using now.

>be me
>around the same age
>ask to eat some apple sauce in the fridge
>mom says ok
>pour it out into a bowl
>get a big spoonful and put in mouth
>Fuzzy
>Dry
>clump of mold in the apple sauce
I can only eat unsweetened apple sauce now.

>>10921315
Hey natto is delicious fuckass

>>10921821
>>10921953
>>10922005
C'mon guys I was a child. I actually feel I have autism right now but the vomiting was totally not intentional. I still dont like raisins of any kind now though, although the normal brown ones are swallowable.

Not me but someone I know has a phobia of baked beans because his mother forced them down his throat when he was a kid and traumatised him

>>10922533
Tokyofag detected.

>>10921096
Tomatoes, just tomatoes, thrue up the first time trying it and have avoided them since

coriander grains. my parents put coriander into every fucking soup they've ever made. every soup had a literal 1:1 ratio of coriander and other things in the soup. they eventually stopped after i violently refused them to put that shit in the soup and other meals. since then has every meal been million times better. never coriander grains again like holy shit those are disgusting when you bite on one how it reeks all over your mouth for an eternity ruining your meal from your fist bite on

scrambled eggs: forced to eat
corndog: threw up
cream of mushroom soup: hospital

>>10922016
Some people like stories with context. If you just want information go read a technical guide.

>>10921965
Did the same thing with dominos pizza when I was a wee lad. Didn't eat pizza again til I was 16.

Also mushrooms, my parents love mushrooms and cook it with almost every dish. I never could get past the texture of them and believe me I've tried.

I want to enjoy mushrooms so bad I paid a coworkers wife to make me some gourmet stuffed mushrooms and I couldn't get past the first bite without blowing chunks. So disappointing.

Banquet meals

Parents were at work and I lived on these things. As an adult I now make it my mission to cook as much food as possible

I do enjoy a pot pie now and again though

>>10921917
I hate to say it, but your mom is a whore. You should get in touch with your dad and hear the real story. Squash man is the beta orbiter that gave your wife the rebound she needed to stop loving your dad.

>>10921964
Godfuckingdamnit

>>10921096
grilled cheese
>be me
>approximately 4 years old
>all I ate was grilled cheese sandwiches
>take a really big bite of my sandwich
>I start gagging
>my dad has to reach down my throat and pull it out
not a good experience

>>10921917
>After my dad left
No wonder there are so many literal soyboys on here.

>>10921306
Your mum sounds like not a nice person.

Kraft singles

>parents used to buy kraft singles instead of real cheese
>would eat just a plain kraft single out of the package
>have my daily kraft single one day
>immediately vomit all over the kitchen floor

Turned me off that shit immediately.

Shrimp

My Dad used to force me to stand over the sink and eat them raw or he'd beat me. I had to pretend to like them too, if I even soured he'd mock me.

>>10921096
My mom made this quiche out of canned salmon and eggs, herbs and cheese. I dubbed it Catfood Casserole. Just the memory makes me queasy. I eat everything now- tripe, brains, blood sausage, balut but that fucking casserole haunts my dreams.

Meatloaf; albeit grade school cafeteria grade. Went to a Catholic school. For some reason a nun noticed I hadn't touched my meatloaf (because it looked, smelled, and yes, would eventually taste like shit.) She sat down and insisted I eat a bite. Being the youngster I was, I was afraid of getting in trouble, so I did. She walked away happy, and I ran to the garbage can and puked. Present day; fuck a meatloaf. Right in its fuckin' loaf.

Another noteworthy experience: that disgusting tendon crunch in a Burger King chicken parm sandwich as a youth; chicken meat is tender, not crunchy. Kind of like that feeling when somehow a booger slid backwards and is caught in your throat, and you hack. Early experiences that made me vegetarian later on in life. Too many ways to either find yourself disgusted or freaked out....spatchcocked chicken/turkey? Spit roast pig? PASS THE PEAS. Eyeballs? Snout? Ear? CHEEK? FUCK OUT OF HERE...So a nun taught me a valuable health lesson, I guess. A sweet potato never did me no wrong...

>>10926273
>Another noteworthy experience: that disgusting tendon crunch in a Burger King chicken parm sandwich as a youth; chicken meat is tender, not crunchy.
Holy fuck this is legitimately the worst thing ever. Turned me off chicken for the longest time. Hotdogs too. Have bit into many a hotdog and had either bone or something else hard. Ruins them for me. Have yet to had bad ground beef so burgers meatballs etc are all in the clear thank fuck.

>>10921962
yes you are

>>10925792
Please tell me you dont talk to your dad anymore.

wait you people seriously just vomit when you eat something that you dont like? like lol wtf

ok when I was a kid my moms bf at the time gave me a spoonful of guacamole and said "its good!" so I ate it and threw up in my mouth a little bit, turned me off avocado based stuff for a while but I love the shit now.

>>10923405
Thinking about thos beans.

>>10921096
Except the cases of legit food poisoning, everyone whining about food in this thread is a huge vagina.

>>10926721
i'll have you know that vaginas are very resilient

>white chocolate
>lasagna
>guava
>any sort of indian food
All these made me vomit and/or shit uncontrollably and I can't even smell them anymore

>>10921323
>I pulled it out of my mouth and there was this green shit in it.

Probably actual shit, she probably didn't de-vein it.

Also you're a pussy bitch lmao

I had a pretty fucked up childhood, no dad just me and my mom and she was a pyscho bitch. I had to sleep on a fucking cardboard box mattress under the basement stairs, and every fucking morning she'd serve sauerkraut for breakfast

Big bowl of sauerkrat. Every single morning. And whenever I tried to protest or ask why she'd just screech IT'S GOOD FOR YOUUUU

I didn't get out of that house till I was 26 when I won the grandprize on a radio call in and won a trip to Albuquerque.

>>10923642
I dont mind context if theres substance to it but what that guy did was a waste of space.

>>10926733
unless you get sugar on them

>>10921964
BA-DAP, PSSSHHHHH

I used to spend a lot of time at my mother's office building as a kid. Her workplace was pretty tolerant of my shithead presence most of the day, so it went well for the most part. Except one day, a massive box of slim jims appeared in the kitchen. Coincidentally on this day she had to work late so I was stuck in the office for a few hours, playing Runescape on a computer and continuously eating slim jims. I didn't realize how bad of an idea this was until the nausea started, about 2 hours in. I vomited and can't eat slim jims to this day. My body thinks they're poison or something.

>>10926982
What happens if you get sugar on a vagina? Does it read with the yeast to form a yeast infection? I don't have a vagina. I don't know all the little intricacies and nuances. Perhaps if you poured flour and sugar on a vagina, it would react with the natural yeast to make some sort of vagina bread. Mmm, vagina bread. Goes well with smegma butter.

>>10927003
There are actually people that sell vagina bread online. Although I don't think it's actually made in the vagina; it is just leavened using yeast sampled from the puss-puss.

>>10921359

You ate that shit for the whole of your life and at no point you thought to maybe tell your parents that you are not into it?

Can't stand vegetable soup. My step mother would put biscuits (bread rolls) in the soup while it was cooking, so they were big piles of doughy goop by the time you ate. Disgusting. She would also try to force me to eat massive bowls of the soup, more than anyone else chose to eat, a real sick bitch.

Bananas

We were driving through the mountains and I got carsick. My parents handed me a gallon ziplock bag which had had mixed fruits in it. It reeked of bananas.

>>10926301
No. I asked him to choose between alcohol and me when I was 12. Haven't seen him since. Thankful for it.

>>10923882
>You should get in touch with your dad and hear the real story
I live with my father now. The real story is he met a woman at work, he divorced my mother, and married his new love.
Then his new love racked up $100k in credit card debt, left him, and the judge overseeing the divorce gave him all the debt.

Now he swears off women.

>>10930083
learn from that man. become a pirate.

>>10927029
There used to be an old European superstition of kneading bread against your vulva, then serving the resulting 'cockle bread' to your (probably unwitting) beloved as a love charm. The tradition survived the Middle Ages in the form of childrens' games and old rhymes.

https://inews.co.uk/essentials/long-surprising-history-women-using-genitals-cooking/

There's another example in the link, but be warned that it's pretty foul.

>>10921964

>>10930083
Sounds like a wise man. In time he will be able to cast magic spells

My parents were forcing me to eat steamed broccoli. I could feel the vomit coming up and ran to the sink. About half made it in. Never forced to eat broccoli after that.
Broccoli is fucking nasty and the only reason it's served is because our ancestors long ago were forced to eat it to survive. The poor bastards. It's time we as a society gave it up for good.

>>10930196
This is the female equivalent of jizzing in someone's food. Reminder that vaginas weren't even shaved back then.

>>10921096
>my family was dirt poor

Stopped reading

>>10921096
Turnips.

When I was 5 or 6, my parents decided to chop up some turnips and boil them for thanksgiving dinner.

Now, there's nothing intrinsically wrong with turnips. But when you see them chopped-up as a kid, and assume they're potatoes, it will ruin your fucking day when you taste them.

>>10921964
This fucking guy

>>10923584
Sounds more like a "cultured" New Yorker

>useless hostility
>fuckass

>>10922421
Biting into Lasagna and it tasting like curry.
That would be an interesting restraint concept for all types of food.

>>10921096
Pickled beets. All the women in my family use an old family recipe from over a hundred years ago. The nastiest thing you ever put in your mouth. (and that's saying someting, I've eaten stinky tofu, balut, korean dead body soup, natto, raw monkey brains, in the Armys survival school I learned to eat bugs and weeds and drink my own piss. these picked beets are worse) They are made every year and foisted upon all generations as being tradition. HAH! Fuck tradition. This one needs to die.
On the other hand, roasted beets are wonderful.

>>10921096
none, actually
I now relish those things detested as a child, for nostalgia if nothing else.

>>10926969
Post neckbeard and Sonichu comics as proof.

>>10921096
Lamb. My grandmother as much as I love her would make this horrendous dry lamb, stringy and flavourless on the inside while the outside was blackened and tough as fuck.

>>10921096
What kind of faggot place calls catfish whitefish? And buying cucumbers just to make pickles? Maybe your family is just a bunch of retards.

>>10926721
I’ve had legit food poisoning from oysters twice, both times I had oysters first thing after I was better to show those faggots who is boss

>>10926969
Isn’t this a weird al song?

>>10921964

When I was a little none of my feeders knew how to cook rice properly. Always this dry tasteless shit, the worst was school risotto which was extra dry gray goo of 0 salt with some lone bell pepper dices, corn kernels and peas. At the time, I wasn't a big fan of corn (weird texture) or peas ("green" taste) either, but even the 7 year old me knew that the real culprit was the terrible rice which I suspect the school kitchen wasn't equipped to cook properly. At the time my mom was really into oat rice, which also needs to be also needs to be properly made or it's terrible; it took many tries to get it right, but eventually it improved. Mom's amazing cook, had a semester in "matron school" even; her old cook books are a goldmine of old fashioned grown locally type of basic ingredients grub, which is essential for a bum like me :)

This is the story of a nation adopting cooked rice to its cuisine.

As a result, I never prepare rice on my own either, unless in rice pudding, either as-is, or in casserole.

>>10930083
>The real story is he met a woman at work, he divorced my mother, and married his new love.
Haha, your dad is a whore.

>>10922016
What a weird thing to bitch about. The posts with context are way the fuck more interesting.

>>10930083
Your dad sounds like a tool.

>>10931807
What nation?

>>10921315
Try breaded sprouts, they're dang tasty

>>10922526
All of this could be avoided if you just looked at what you were eating. Unless you're blind. In which case, how do you voice command green text?

>>10930794

>>10926969

*visibly cringes*

>>10930794
>buying cucumbers just to make pickles?
As opposed to all the other delicious things a poor white family could make out of cucumbers as a homemade gift? You're right, Anon. Sure showed them.

>>10926969
Were you the kid that lived down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop?

Deli Ham

I was in my late teens and my friend and I were going to eat shrooms but I didn't want to take them on an empty stomach, even though I think most people prefer psychedelics on an empty stomach, the reason for this I don't know. So I looked through the fridge really quickly and found some deli ham, ate like 4 pieces then took the mushrooms.

I started getting radical nausea and gas and ended up throwing up and for the rest of the trip I had the taste of ham and mushrooms in my mouth, it was gross asf.

The gas and nausea never competely subsided and I spent most of the trip rolling around on the ground in a blanket laughing manically and farting while listening to primus with friends.

I didn't eat ham for about three years after the inciden.t

>>10921096
I hate everything that has walnuts, just don't like them, worst nut ever, fucking horrible. The green ones are ok tho but it's a pain in the ass to peel.

>>10932946
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Red Beans. Something about the taste and texture triggers my gag reflex instantly. Doesn't happen with any other beans despite identical texture. The event that made me realize I hate red beans is still stuck in my head.
>be 7 year old me
>visiting some family friend, old Chinese couple
>they ask if I want ice cream
>fuckyeah.png
>expecting some simple chocolate or vanilla ice cream
>nope, cheap red bean popsicle that's common in Asia
>peel back the wrapper and my pre-pubescent nostrils are filled with the sickly sweet and creamy smell of red beans
>not unpleasant but my stomach made a weird flip
>insert popsicle in mouth like an altar boy and the texture hits my tongue
>somehow, grainy, powdery and slimy at the same time
>gag on the popsicle like it was a catholic priests cock
>get weird stare from the Chinese couple, but my Asian upbringing kicks in and I smile and act as though it was delicious
>bit by bit I choke down that horrid slimy thing, taking huge bites and dry swallowing to get rid of it as fast as possible
>when nothing but the stick is left, go to the bathroom and rinse out my violated mouth and throat
>come back and see another popsicle prepared for me
>apparently it looked like I enjoyed it since I ate it so rapidly
>repeat popsicle mouthrape
16 years later and I still cannot stand the taste of red beans despite forcing myself to try different types of red beans dishes

>>10921096
Mustard.

>1st grade
>stupid kid smashing mustard packages
>one pops
>goes straight into my mouth and all over clothes
>barf all over the cafeteria and shirt
>everyone laughed
I gagged as i greentexted the story.

>>10921964
CARLOS

>>10932265
>2018
lurk moar new friend

>>10933137
heh
atleast it made you a good green-text story

>>10932772
>side effects include nausea, vomiting

And you wonder why people take them on an empty stomach...

>>10930196
>>10930297
>ywn have a medieval qt smash her cunt against your dinner to make you fall for her

>>10921096
my dads dick

>>10926733
so just imagine the beating ur mums puss must have taken in order to achieve its current state

>>10926969
Lol based.

>>10930196
Humans are dumb monkeys i swear.

>>10921096
Not necessarily limited to a specific food, but I remember when I was around 8, my mother was obsessed with Trader Joe's, so literally everything at her house was from there. Which was fine, until one night my brother and I got the most incredible bout of food poisoning that I straight-up refused to eat anything from Trader Joe's until recently when I went to university a few years ago, and even then I was still cautious.

>>10932265
>7-9

children arent smart

Thanksgiving food. all of it.

My bitchy step mother at the time tossed me(13) out of the house for going to comfort my younger brother after she threw a fit about him not finishing all of his mashed potatoes(he didnt like them). kids picky, but shit pissed me off

>>10921096
Fridos. Ate a ton of Fridos at a Super Bowl party when I was 8 then was on my way to a Laker's game when I puked in the car. My dad didn't think I was up for the game so he gave the tickets away. I know I had a migraine and that's why I hurled, but now the very smell of Fridos makes me stomach churn a lil bit.

I wouldn't call it a bad experience, but my dad really really really liked to make salmon and it was always disappointing to me because I really really really like white fishes like flounder, so now that I'm am adult I mever order salmon because I'm sick of it.

>>10921096
Aren't you just appreciative of being feed faggot?

>>10921917
So did your mother think that she was a strong independent woman while your dad still allowed her to yap about equality?

>>10921297
>black raisins
are you sure they were black raisins? are you sure they werent bat poop?

>>10922005
>>10922585
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X_V1OGMEvww

>>10932284
>catfish
>mildly flavored
it's one of the most distinctly flavored fish though

>>10926956
>Probably actual shit, she probably didn't de-vein it.
It was from a supposedly de-veined pack of shrimp. So it should've been.
>Also you're a pussy bitch lmao
No u

>>10921096
Chicken hot dogs
One time I got a really nasty stomach flu during a camping trip with my family. I couldn't even keep a boiled potato and water down, but my parents still insisted I try to eat the hot dogs we packed, because they obviously didn't want a nine year old to just not eat anything for a few days. So every night on that trip, I would wake up and blow literal chunks of partially digested hot dog "meat", while the smell lingered throughout the entire campsite. I can eat them now, but the smell was enough to nauseate me for a few years afterwards.

>>10935386
Farm raised has no flavor, it tastes like wet paper. Wild caught on limb lines or trotlines has a deep, earthy, full bodied flavor, the kind of flavor men who are men seek.

>>10921964
holy fuck someone put me in the screencap actually have never laughed harder at a post

>>10921323
My sister still to this day will not eat shrimp. When I was 10 and she was 6, I peeled the breading off a fried shrimp and showed her what they look like without the batter. We're now 33 and 29 respectively and she maintains an aversion to them. I suspect autism.

>>10934577
At the time, yeah. I was happy not to starve to death. However, as an adult with my own money and the ability to make my own choices about the foods I eat, I'd gladly never eat catfish or pickles again.

>>10921096
I wont eat any sea bug. I dont mind fish but shrimp, crab, lobster, anything like that and I nope out of there.

>>10932137
I find them best baked with a moderate amount of bacon bits.

>>10930083
Sounds like some of my relatives. At least he reaped what he sowed.

>>10921359
Oysters are expensive. Mussels are dirt cheap idiot.

>>10921964
God damn

>>10921096
Relish. As a kid, my mom would always get it to put on things. I'd try to eat multiple times on hotdogs, but I could never tolerate the stuff. It wasn't until a couple of years ago that I realized it was sweet relish that I actually hated. Dill relish is so much better.

>>10922016
>literal reddit

Olives. I didn't like them much so I would pick them off the combination pizza. Eventually my step dad started slapping me for each olive. I learned to swallow them and deal with it, but I can't eat them at all now