/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10916722
>Potatos

Alright.

1kg pinto or black beans
1 jar chickpeas
Frozen mixed veg
Bell pepper
Cucumber
Red/white onions
Tomatoes
Cos lettuce

1kg Greek yoghurt
Quark

Botifarra
Bacon
Whatever sausage is on offer at the supermarket
Chicken thighs or wings
Stewing beef

Sweet potatoes

This is atypical bi monthly shop for me, ends up around 30-40€. I try not to buy sweets or bread(with the exception of Tortillas to put in the freezer) , and if I want beer I buy it at the time because if I have beer in the fridge I tend to just drink it out of boredom.

>>10916722
I'm a fatass who decided yesterday to start eating health: The List

>>10916824
I'm probably doing good if a typo is the biggest problem you can find with my grocery list.

>>10916881
Nah, I was a fatass 2 years ago who decided to start eating healthy. 2 years and 60lbs later I am still pretty much buying the same stuff.

>>10916722
>toilet paper
>not using a bidet
>2018

>>10916931
Fucking kek. I knew someone would point out that I included TP on the dry goods section of my list.

Installing a bidet in my house is actually a good idea. They aren't normal in North America but it's the sort of weird project I would take on.

>>10916722
Mouthwash
Frozen Fish
Paper plates
Soda
Frozen Dinner
Bagels
Creamer
Candy
Pizza
- Makings for marinated olive cheese ring
8oz cream cheese
10oz shart white cheddar
pimento stuffed olives
greek olives
Garlic
2oz jar pimento
Baguette
- end
crackers
chips
bananas

>>10916953
Guy you replied to, it is 100% worth it. Make sure to get a good one with a heated seat. Also in NA, burger, but I've converted a lot of my family and friends. Once you try it you never want to go back. It's like using a good dishwasher for the first time after manually washing and drying your whole life.

7 tins of sardines
One big bin of arugula
Five avocados
Two broccoli
Two onions
Two tomatoes
Cabbage
Three stalks of celery
Three zucchini
Two steaks
One lambchop
Two porkchop
Twelve Eggs
Bacon
Almonds or Macadamias
Package of Kirkland protein bars
a McChicken, bunless

>>10917048
Good to know, my obese Mexican friend, I am going to start looking into this right now.

>>10917071
>Cabbage

Just added this to my list. I want to make a few jars of sauerkraut. Thanks m8.

>>10916722
how many fucking people are in your clown car of a family?

>>10917177
>I can survive off a single grain of rice every day for a week. Why don't other people?

>>10917185

>>10917177
Just me, and sometimes my girlfriend comes over for dinner. This is 2 weeks worth of groceries. Normally I would also have a great big bag of carrots on this list but last week my dad brought over a huge bag of those from Costco, guess they were on sale or something.

>>10917201
>goes shopping once every two weeks.
i feel bad for you, anon

>>10917197

>>10917208
I'll probably end up running to the grocery store for something over the next 2 weeks, but that list should cover the bulk of what I need.

>>10916931
>2018
>having gay sex with your toilet
no thanks, homo

>>10917269
Sometimes when I take a shit I will flush before I lift my ass off the seat. It's practical because I dump large loads and it's easier to flush that before I add TP to the mix, but more importantly that bit of spray feels nice. I bet using a bidet is like that x1000.

>>10917269
>i'm better than pajeet 'cause I use some tissue with holes you can literally see through when held to the eyes
At least they have designated hands, mutt.

>>10917284
Bidets are ok but the French use them as an excuse for not showering.
God knows what an American would do if he had one, probably wouldn't bathe for a year.

>>10917977

Thankfully I am not American, we take our cleanliness seriously north of the border. The French are also pretty filthy, they smoke on restaurant patios over there. In a scenic sense France is a very beautiful country, but it would have been a lot nicer if I didn't have to deal with French people.

Oh and I just got back from my grocery run. It cost a little over 100 Canadollars. Not bad for 2 weeks of good food.

>>10917977
I am French. We stink and eat snails and roosters and shit because most of us do not have a very strong sense of smell. That is why we go apeshit with he wine and garlic too.

>>10918041
>eat snails and roosters

Nothing wrong with either tbqh. Just shower regularly, stop smoking so much, and be nicer to tourists.

>>10918063
at least attempt the language and you will be treated like a brother.

A lot of us shower daily, but yeah, we all smoke.

>>10918088
>we all smoke

Why do the French do this? You're not some third world country, you know the dangers of smoking, not to mention the filth and stench, so why won't you people just give it up?

>>10918366
We surendered ONCE before and everyone talked shit for 50 years.

>>10918384
>We surendered ONCE

>>10918582
Who was Napoleon? The guy who almost took over all of Europe?

I'm about to go to the grocery store.
I'm going to buy a family size ready made lasagna. It should feed me until Friday.

>>10916722
>toast
>scallions
>garlic
>ginger
>red onions
>lettuce
>spinach
>bok choy
>tofu
>chicken breasts
>PrEP refill

>>10916722
beer

>>10918593
I think he was an american

>>10918610
Napolean Bonaburger

>>10918990
His last name was Dynamite, stupid.

>>10918604
Good choice. Beer counts as food, I guess.