/ck/ - Food & Cooking

he'll bounce back, Food Jacks know how to roll with the punches

>>10914307
It's ok because Jesus will heal him

>>10914307
One can only hope

>>10914314
rude

>>10914307
Ja/ck/ will never stop until he is completely paralyzed

>>10914307
I'll actually miss his Jackin' it on the go series more because watching him interact with people in public is a trip

>>10914307
>I've lost the use of my right arm and uhhhhhh.... everything's good

>>10914307
damn he looks fucked up, I feel dumb for deleting all my jack oc

>>10914327
>W-w-Wow c-cccaannnnn yoooouuu believe that th-thhh--tttthhhhheeey don't have keetcccchhhup on the t-t-ttt-tt-ttttaaabble here?

>>10914307
>everything is just fine

>>10914341
he's going to fucking die and you couldn't even spare a few lousy megabytes on your motherbard for ol' Jack

>>10914341
>deleting your Jack folder
remember to back your shit up fellow Ja/ck/ers

>>10914307
This is evidence that fast food and processed foods aren't bad for you. Jack only ate home cooked, healthy meals with fresh ingredients and he still had a stroke.

>>10914319
He will continue shilling barbecue sauce through a Hawking style voice box

>>10914327
>That time they walked into a Mexican restaurant and the TV was showing a brown qt pulling out her bouncy tittes
Fuck I wish I had that channel

>>10914389
I don't remember this... which one was it?

>>10914387
kek

>>10914307
not like this

>>10914386
I'm still waiting to see what he blames this one on. Last time it was coffee/stress/energy drinks.

>>10914368
>storing information on the motherbard
high class storage

What prayer should I request from Jack?

>>10914477
Free palestine

>>10914477
To get your child to stop smoking marijuana

>>10914477
>his cartoon version can still use both arms

>>10914519
Not for long

>>10914508
>fat dude weed lmao son has a successful cannabis company selling to celebrities and is already more successful than his dad’s shitty hfcs sauce business that he’s been peddling for more than a decade
topjej

>>10914414
MEAN

>>10914307
Just wait, Jack will return in his Ultra Instinct form in the next episode

>>10914307
Why is Jack such a fucking retard and an asshole while his parents are good people who took in their grandson without a moment of hesitation after he got kicked out of home for just one marijuana joint?

Meat. Not even once.

Should have at least posted his most recent vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0m0HZ4WQ1A

That being said, he's legitimately hard to watch now, as in I feel bad. It was fun making fun of him for years, but now it's just low hanging fruit and I feel like I'm going to hell for it.

>>10914611
He doesn't look that bad.

>>10914611
this is just getting good
he's trying to get as much shilling in before he dies
it's fucking based
"must.... use.... final... strength... to.... shilll..... (erggghhhhhhh dead)"

>>10914414
Some early one where they go to a Chinese restaurant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5L8NFru438

>>10914619
Yeah but his speech is pretty bad, his sentences sound like something a young child would put together. It's not like he was really eloquent before but this is noticeably worse.

>>10914636
this video is kino
jack jr is such a chad

>>10914640
ADRIAAANNN!!

>>10914619
Using his hamplanet wife to do all the heavy lifting? Seeing that scary movie 2-esque arm just sitting there as immobile as mount rushmore?

>>10914611
>UHNOWUHAVNFUHDINNA

>>10914307
gosh OP thanks for the month old news

>>10914636
This video was pretty comfy actually

>>10914524
yeah who knew that drugs were such big business

>>10914619
He lost the use of his arms, entirely in one of them

>>10914636
What a slice of life... pure Jackino.

>>10914636
I love this one. Always surprised me that Jack is good friends with a huge gay like Paul.

>>10914611
Nice to see that having 2 strokes and losing the ability to use one arm has not slowed down his intake of heart-clogging food.

>>10914636
umm s-sauce on titty show?

>>10914611
Nah I'm happy seeing that he is still as bad as ever and honestly lodt a little facial expression but otherwise seems exactly as normal as always

>to life, liberty and the pursuit of choking your first born son

>>10914739
>that faggot on the right checking out Jack's thicc bear back

>>10914719
Looks like some Jerry Springer knockoff

>>10914412
Kek

>>10914739
Damn he must have put on 50+ lbs since these days.

>>10914640
>Yeah but his speech is pretty bad, his sentences sound like something a young child would put together.

Nothing out of the ordinary for Jack

>>10914307
>Jack: "Jesus! Please grant me the strength to choke out my son with only my left hand!"

>>10914427
My CMOS is massive. You'd be amazed.

>>10915191
Nice one. Fuck that guy.

>>10915191
How is he going to satisfy Tammy when only the left side of his penis can get erect?

>>10915241
The same way he always has. He never has.

>>10915241
I'm sure Tyrone or Jamal can take care of that

>>10915241
Tammy loves takeout.

>>10914307
What's with people who stick their tongue all the way out when they take a bite?

>>10915346
It helps guide the food into your mouth without any of it getting on your face. You should try it.

>>10915346
They are retarded

>>10914611
>>10914697
This is not going to end well.

>>10915346
Low IQ

>>10915360
For you.

Has anyone tasted THE BEST BARBEQUE SAUCE You'll Ever Taste!

How do I not have a stroke?

>>10914307
>Is this the end of an era?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIzfXPEQphY

Let's say, hypothetically, that you had editing rights on the pinned comment on that video.
What would you change it to?

>>10915352
take smaller bites fatty

>>10915260
T. Jack Jr.

>no sticky
His spirit cannot rest until he gets a sticky.

>>10915241
his tongue skills are legendary

>lost the use of my right arm
>everything is fine

Somebody is in denial

>>10915639
"The lord punishes homosexuality in mysterious ways"

>>10915619
Keep your blood pressure in check

>>10915718
or he just is happy to be alive and so "not dead" is a good condition

>>10915514
The best BBQ sauce is Eastern NC sauce so yeas I have

>>10914739
That guy in the background

>>10914307
>those first four seconds
He gonna die, dudes

remember that time he went to that build your own pizza place and asked for all like 50 toppings on it kek

>>10915749
The jack thread on kiwifarms is funny because of the circle jerk of retards bragging about how much better cooks/gourmands they are than Jack as if it's an accomplishment. If you keep an eye open you'll realize half of them are wrong.

>>10915241
From around the corner

>>10914611
>that's how all hoppers should be, so you don't have to gluuggeeugh keep your bags around
kek but also a sad kek

>god robbed him the use of his right arm to stop him from cooking

Holy shit someone stop this madman

post more ja/ck/ino

>>10915940
The one where they go to a Korean joint with Jack Jr’s girlfriend’s family is top kinography.
https://youtu.be/igHTDpOOOY4

DUDE WEED LMAO

>>10915962
Huh?

>>10914524
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>10915985
*makes 100k more than you a year*

>>10915992
If I was making the money he does I'd have no problem saying DUDE WEED LMAO

>>10915703
He'll probably get a sticky when he actually bites the big one.

>people wonder how he's still alive
>he won't be for long

Pottery.

>>10915514
I have, it was in my local Walmart for a while. It tasted like liquid smoke and sugar in jelly.

>366k subscribers

what the fuck how

>>10914611
Hell isn't real, anon. It was made up by the jews to scare people into obeying their commands.

>>10916032
His channel has been around for more than a decade. A good chunk of those subscribers probably haven’t been active in years too. Jack ain’t shit.

he will eat his way to a stroke that will fix everything

Will Jack Jr. take over his how until he's back?

>>10916263
Jack Jr. wants to be a rapper minister or some shit

>>10914611
Damn my nigga. I've been ja/ck/in it for years, and this is just surreal. It's not just that he can't use his right arm anymore, he's actually like fuckin retarded now. He talks like a retard, like his speech patterns are all slow but it sounds like he's putting in 110% effort.

Also to see him struggle to chop those ribs with one hand was just fucking sad.

Why does Jack always get every possible topping when he goes to a place that gives you that option?

>>10914611
>check your head

Oof.

>>10915955
>Jack Jr’s girlfriend

i'd give her and her mom a poke

>>10916636
Damn the jack offspring is pulling a nice looking sloot

>>10916575
When haven't you seen jack put 150 ingredients into his cooking. His ordering shouldn't be any different.

>>10916047
Jews have sheol. They don't have hell.

>>10914477
whatever happened to that raw ground beef/mayo satanic ritual video someone made to curse jack? send him that

>>10914611
doesn't sound good. he's speaking noticeably slower

>>10917023
Be glad to show them otherwise. Parasites.

>>10915955
>chokes one son
>punches the other
what a piece of shit

>>10917138
The weak should fear the strong.

>>10917150
so his left side fears his right?

>>10917176
The left always fears the right.

>>10917176
Nani?!

>>10917199
That is because liberals are cowards, and would be food for the rest of us if things get rough.

>>10917376
The blacks will starve. They don't eat pussy.

>>10914414
thats so messed up

>>10917460
Since his stroke, Jack is all right. Or all left. One of those.

>all these people roasting ja/ck/

>>10914611
>shills shit with only one arm and a beastie boys shirt
Sad kek.

>>10914671
This actually makes me kind of sad, when Jack inevitably dies soon Jack jr is definitely going to watch this back with nostalgia.

>>10917560
Beastie boys, check your head... for inter-cranial bleeding.

>>10915619
Eat healthy and exercise

>>10916283
>those tweets
Irony

>>10917739
>eat healthy
*eat healthily

>>10917758
Thank you, anon-sama

>>10916014
we riot if he doesn't

>>10917762
No worries.
Always happy to help, Tyrone.

>>10914611
take care of yourselves anons

this could be you next, or your dad. it's never a pretty sight. women age gradually, but men can go full blown retard in an instant.

>>10917932
women age like fine milk, retard.