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How do I eat crusty bread without crumbs flying everywhere?

>> No.10912463

>>10912453
Soak it for 10 minutes before you eat it.

>> No.10912477

>>10912453
Soak it in red wine like the greeks.

>> No.10912488

>>10912453
kys

>> No.10912585

Seriously guys, I can't leave breadcrumbs laying around or I'll have an insect infestation literal hours later.

>> No.10912633
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Put it in a plastic bag and stick your head in like pic related

>> No.10912641

>>10912453
Steam it a bit so it softens the crust, which would make less crumbs fly around? But there isn't too much you can really do about it other than just eat over a plate and clean up after yourself. Maybe get a small handheld vacuum for that if it's really that big of a deal, and you eat bread often enough.

>> No.10912646

>>10912453
eat whole, or cut/break it under a piece of cloth

>> No.10912649
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>>10912585
Get this bread crumb scoop and your problems are solved, plus at the low price of $400 it'll be certain to impress any wench and get you laid no matter how many cockroaches crawl on her through the night or how many layers of filth have accumulated to draw them in the first place. Reminds me, show pics of your bug ridden filthy kitchen/eating area, please.

>> No.10912670
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10912670

>grate the bread so it's nothing but crumbs
>put it in a bowl and eat it with a spoon

>> No.10912680

>>10912453
Use a proper bread knife with smaller serrations. A thick bladed bread knife with big, pointy serrations sucks.

>> No.10912684

>>10912585
I'm sure that insect infestation started long before you had bread crust crumbs laying around. Slob.

>> No.10913460

>>10912684
My kitchen is actually operating room clean but when I make a mess the bugs can smell the food from outside and they work their way in. Sounds weird but it's true.

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>>10912585
>, I can't leave breadcrumbs laying around

so don't.... clean them up...

>> No.10913476

>>10912453
why do you keep making this thread?

>> No.10913483

>2018
>doesn't eat bread sitting in front of a hanging blanket with a fan on high setting

>> No.10913515

>>10913460
Dude, sounds like DT's. How much do you drink?

>> No.10915411

>>10912453
handle bread with extra moist towel

>> No.10915423

I'm also scared of crumbs flying in my eyes.