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10909599 No.10909599[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Let's talk about eating the recently dead.
Are humans red or white?
That's the first question

>> No.10909673

bump

is it white or red

>> No.10909716

If you're okay with "beef" and "pork" why not "person"?
Does it need a different name, like cows and pigs get?

>> No.10909862

Honestly though, what's wrong with the recently dead?

>muh culture
Come on, desert island, you and your dog, you're starving, your dog dies.....

>> No.10909867

>>10909862
Doesn't count for much. Muslims are even allowed to eat pork in such a scenario.

>> No.10909899
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10909899

Red, they call us long pork for a reason.
Shit thread btw.

>> No.10910032

>>10909716
shut up retard

>> No.10910044

>>10909899
>long pork

Yep. Cannibals have repeatedly said human is very close to pork.

>> No.10910050

Worst thread ever. OP is an edgy teen who needs a slap.

>> No.10910052

>>10909899
But pork is the other white meat. Your post makes no sense.

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>>10910052
>pork is white meat

>> No.10911039

>>10909716
I'd eat human, provided it was a healthy individual and noone else found out. Since it's kind of illegal to have a market for this stuff, it's not really easy to make sure the person you're eating led a healthy life. I wouldn't eat anyone I know though, that would be sick. Same as I wouldn't eat my pet.
I wonder how people who have pet rabits feel about eating rabbit.

>> No.10911057

>>10909599
Red or white, whatever gets me laid tonight

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>>10909599
Pretty sure humans wouldn't be considered poultry, so red, dummy.

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>>10911066
>humans wouldn't be considered poultry
not so fast

>> No.10911103

>>10909673
Yellow.

>> No.10911696

A solution to world hunger?

>> No.10911880

>>10911095
Underrated post

>> No.10911944

>>10911696
Honestly better off letting them die. It’s just a self perpetuating cycle then.

>> No.10912066

we mostly taste and texture like pork.

>> No.10912140

>>10909867
Actually, they can.
It is considered halal if it's a life or death choice

>> No.10912156

>>10912140
This webpage specifically gives the verses that support it in dire times:

https://quranexplained.wordpress.com/2010/01/11/cannibalism-in-the-quran/

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>>10912140
>>10912156
That's what he said in the first place, smart guy. Learn to fucking read.

>> No.10912178

>>10909862
Oddly enough, the ritual of Communion can be considered 'cannibalism', even more so if you subscribe to the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation. Theologists get around this by reasoning that since Christ is immortal and everlasting, consuming his freely-offered flesh and blood is more moral than killing and consuming your fellow man, though it becomes a bit hypocritical when some of them turn around and say that cannibalising someone who offers their body for another's survival is immoral regardless.

>> No.10912186

>>10912168
I did see his post, and I followed up on it by highlighting the specific verses that discuss it. Are you this much of a dick to your professors?

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>>10911095
diogenes was the fucking man

>> No.10912429

>>10909599
It would be good to see the mods ban the more hysterical vegan spammers.

1. I get that you're a special snowflake
2. Go be special somewhere else
3. Or perhaps you could post much, much less

>> No.10912432

>>10909599
>Vegen doesn't realize he's on 4chan
>Tries to horrify everyone with morally relativistic conversation about caniballism
>Gets >>10911066 in response
This is why I love you guys.

>> No.10912471

>>10912186
Holy fucking shit, you dumb cunt. Both posts say the same thing as the first post >>10909867. The 'correction' is _agreeing_ with the first post; it is ridiculous and only serves to demonstrate that the response was made due to failed reading comprehension from a borderline illiterate. The fact that you then felt the need to back up the 'defense' of Islam with citations from the koran just makes you look equally ridiculous, because you _also_ failed to read the post
>Doesn't count for much. Muslims are even allowed to eat pork in such a scenario.
>Muslims are even allowed to eat pork in such a scenario.
>are even allowed to eat pork
>allowed to eat pork

Are we fucking clear now?

>> No.10912478

>>10912429
>>10912432
Wait, is this thread about vegan shills? I thought it was a legit discussion of cannibalism.

>> No.10912500

>>10912478
That's the impression that I got about here: >>10909716

>> No.10912609

>>10912500
well? what's your answer?

>> No.10912663

>>10912609
About what?

>> No.10912673

>>10912663
if you eat cow and pig, what's wrong with person?

>> No.10912720

>>10912673
Because a human is one of my own species.

You can also make arguments about animals not being sentient, but it really comes down to "Us vs Them".
You can eat animals because they're an other species, you cannot eat human because they are "Us".

The hilarious thing is that your question is only possible under the framework where "Us vs Them" thinking is somehow wrong.