/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>just shit on my plate, senpai

>>10900225
Missing tomatoes and the blood sausage shit, you retard. Not even English and I knew that.

>>10900232
The tomato is dead in the center you moron. I'm not even English and I can see that.

>>10900232
black pudding is shit desu

>>10900253
Black pudding is amazing. Go back to your tendies little boy.

>>10900225
Plate too small, presentation terrible.
I'm cooking a Full English tomorrow for my best mate and I.
I'll take some photos so you can see a real breakie.

>>10900284
The gloves are off... Full English breakfast throwdown.

>>10900225
looks decent but too small
here's what i had for breakfast today

>>10900225
are you eating that in a taxi? wtf

did you put a condom on your sausage for safety?

2.0

>>10900346
Your breakfast sure went viral quickly

Semen sprinkler

>>10900225
full english is the worst breakfast. French have the best breakfast.

>>10901166
Croissants and cheese is not a meal.

>>10901166
>French
Stop shilling Pierre

>>10900225
Was a 4 star cook, look, and you'll find there were lawsuits and settlements. They also have a very poor track record on LGBTQ rights. You're probably just too young and naive to the think that a restaurant that serves soft foods that appeal to white boomers , with roots in the slavery era, could be racist. The whole menu and concept is a throwback to the """"""good old days""""""" when African Americans knew their place, women were barefoot in the kitchen, not murdering their unborn children, and homosexuals were still imprisoned for the crime of love. I could see Trump and his quislings supporting such a place, but they really have no place in a free democracy.

Full English: Making racist food great again.

Barf.

>>10901022
You did what?

>>10900225
That actually looks appetizing. Would eat and suck your dick after

>>10900232
>expecting an american to force down blood sausage

>>10900253
Black pudding is godly if you fry it up with some caramelized onions

The ideal English sausage compostion is 60% bread, 25% meat, and 15% fat.

>>10902226
>60%
I'm gonna go ahead and modify that and sodomize your precious tradition mmkay

>>10902226
the butterteeth are putting bread in sausage?

>>10902241
It's the traditional English way.

>>10902226
>60% bread
The only one even approaching that is the saveloy at 40%. The lincolnshire and cumberland come in under 20% and the ubiquitous banger which is the only one an amerilard plebe will have ever tasted tops out at a whopping 6%. Please get a passport and travel or just simply learn from readily available info.

https://www.meatsandsausages.com/sausages-by-country/british-irish-scottish-welsh

>>10902613
That's why I said ideal, mongo, not the standard.

>>10900346
>a day’s worth of calories in one meal, breakfast no less

English are clearly slack jawed incestuous retards

>>10902241
>trying this hard to shit on the british
someone is ashamed of his burger heritage

>>10900225
man, im british and i dont even like full english breakfasts that much. would much rather have pancakes or eggs benedict

>>10902241
>He doesn't know there's bread in a hot dog
American education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c27vHMHb6k

>>10902241
>He doesn't know there's bread in a hot dog
American education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c27vHMHb6k

>>10900742
Hot dogs and sausages have intestine condoms on them in Eurobe

>>10900225
Looks like a lardy mess, bongs will eat it. Nobody else could stand it though.

Origin of modern industrialism, centre of financial hegemony, but still can't make a proper breakfast huh

Ulster fry is objectively the best, and it's not even close

>potato bread
>soda bread
>black/white pudding
>pancakes

at least fucking try england

>>10900759
>Replace toast with flapjacks & waffles

This is either genius, or the most evil thing ever.

>>10902628
>i was pretending to be retarded, ok guys?

'ate crossants
'ate cheese

love me bacon
love me eggs
love me toast
love me sausage
love me puddin
love me beans
love me tomato
simple as

>>10902225
>>10900253
Fuck no, black pudding is too overly sweet for a savory sausage. Chorizo is best for a breakfast.

>>10902709
>living on 1200 cal a day.
How does it feel to be a 1.4m, 35 kg little bitch?

>>10900225
Are the beans just in tomato sauce? Can you replace it with maple pork and beaners

>>10900225
That right there is why you bongs are the fattest people on Earth.

>>10900338
Here you go. I don't do baked beans and skipped on the mushroom as it was already a lot of food.
Just finished it ALL.
Hope you guys approve.

>>10900253

>>10903803
get better black pudding then

>>10904938
Go to Sainsbury's deli counter. Its the best in my opinion. Comes as one sausage you slice up.

full white Christian

>>10903067
>carbs
>carbs + sugar
>poverty
>sugary carbs

DESGUSTANG

>>10900225
>>10900346
That looks disgusting. All I see is fat fat fat and a tiny bit of protein.
How can you even eat a plate without some whole vegetables or fruits in it. I feel like I would choke on this food and die of hearth attack if I even attempt at devour this.
And the brits call this "breakfast", insanity!

>>10900225
>meals that trigger incels

>>10905042
>that's his idea of a perfect and healthy body

>>10905048
Name one thing wrong with it?

>>10905042
Mirin' that bloatmode

>>10905062
No, no, I shouldn't. It is the perfect, refined form of the eternal anglo. Achieved thanks to such amazing and healthy ""food"" like that in op.

>>10904970
>Mutt language
>White
Sorry, but no. Have a (You)

>>10905092
>not buying tax free cigarettes
enjoy buying overpriced cancer
pic related is proof im white

>>10905108
>buying cigarettes

>>10901022
This guy gets it

stomach starts hurting, eat something, stops. take that with a smack stomach bacteria!

full English pizza

>>10900253
haggis is better but black pudding is also the tits. goes great in a lancashire hotpot

>>10902226
>25% meat
englands best sausage would like a word

>>10903080
this but unironically