/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>a thread died for this
Kill
Your
Self

quality thread

>>10891010
>Ehhhhh, what're we doing Vinny?
>whats that Vinchenzo
>you ever do a lil uhhhh
>lil bap bop


I love Brad, but the guy's got such a fucked way of talking

>>10891161
it's charming
>ooah look at dat big boi

>making food for myself
>start talking like brad
>ayy vinny bo binny hand me the vinegar there bub
>but there is no vinny bo binny
>only binny bo me

>>10891184

>>10891010
Imagine what his sex talk sounds like.

>>10891010
do you think brad and claire fucked

>>10891207
>ooh Vinny boy we gettin a little frisky wisky eh?
>one hot brotato cummin right up for Vinchenzo!
>you tell my wife about this lil diddle daddle and yer kids are gonna get the fat end of a caboose, know what I'm saying Vinman?
>hand me a glassa wodder and gimme a peck

Hurry the fuck up Vinny and finish editing this.

>>10891378
I bet even Brad thinks this guy is a faggot

>>10891378
how can this fat retard even show his face next to Brad? Literally gets mogged the fuck out

>>10891378
Matty makes Brad look like a solid 10

>>10892388
He is handsome I think.

I love it's alive, really great food show imo. I made the honey garlic and it is great and fun to make. Issue is it makes your farts FUCKING RANK. I've never had bad smelling farts but it turned me into a shitbag accordion. My GF made me stop eating it.

>>10891010
He ways wouter not wudder.

I want to put my penis in claire so bad

>>10892596
I want a homely, chubby little kitchen-stress-frazzled gf.

>>10891010
Is he from, dare I say, Philly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM

>>10892701
He's from upstate NJ

>>10891010
Brad sucks desu. Laughs at his own jokes and refrences cameraman constantly.
Bad traits for a presenter.
Also his vids are overedited to shit

reddit incarnate

>>10892867
all of those things are extremely alpha, even that he doesn't edit his own videos

>>10892503
>stop eating a delicious food for your gf

She better have rewarded you with some PHENOMENAL head. We're talking at least 3 AJ Styles level Phenomenal.

>>10891010
We already caught the unibomber, dumb ba poster.

>>10891010

Bon Appetit has one of the best collections of hosts out there in food media desu.

>mfw babby

>>10893892
>eyy babby
>why don chu grab me dat kochumba sawce and take yew another drink a dat kochomi

>ayyy babby!!!

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>>10891318

>>10892867
fuck you

>>10892867
I feel like you're a bad judge of character.

>>10891378
https://youtu.be/qBlEtLWtNzw
ask and ye shall receive

>>10896737
Never watched a matty video before but he seems like a pretty pleasant guy in this video. Whenever I see Babish in another channel's video, he always comes off as overtly stern and serious. Even though Babish has less knowledge than the guys he's working with.

>>10891184

>>10891313
All of the day bro

>>10892867

>>10891010
How do I get a New York accent like Brad?

>>10897106
by living in the tri state area and being low class

>Who's better than us Vin?

>>10897030
These two got along like a house on fire, unlike the stilted cringery with Babby.

>>10895745
And you're a retard

>>10893692
yeah, she did. Worse, she threatened to eat it. Can't have an ass I wana eat smelling like Filipino dumpster

>>10891010
>wourder

>>10892596
I love their continuing series of "Let's drive Claire slowly but surely into complete and utter madness"
That's very entertaining.

>>10893892
>Is it weird that I like it when Brad calls me Babby?

You guys are so gay for brad

>>10897941
yea

>>10897931
I feel so sorry for her. She tries so hard to make comparable versions of shitty, mass-produced junk food that nobody ever considers better than the original. All that work, all that stress, and you can see her sanity being strained more and more with each utter lack of payoff.

>>10898184
hell even this guy managed to make a better kit-kat than she did
https://youtu.be/u9bAm3_Y2aw

>>10891161
>>10891318
>Vinchenzo
It's "Vencenzo."

What if Vinny isn't real and Brad has mental problems?

> tfw it's not soopy wudder

>>10892574
Vinnie’s subtitles clearly say “wourder” ya goofy fuck.

>>10898259
>Vinny isn’t real

>>10898445
First time seeing Vinny. Looks like a 70s rock star. Specifically Russel Hammond from Stillwater.

>>10898202
Poor Claire.
I want to hug her and tell her she's wonderful for even trying.

Isn't It's Alive supposed to focus on cultured and fermented food? He's done kraut, kvass, kombucha, etc but what about other fermented vegetables, or charcuterie? There's shitloads more content to explore without having to bring in the likes of Babby

>>10899167
The show started out as just fermented shit but Brad got popular so I assume they just started doing unrelated food stuff under the “It’s Alive” marquee.

>>10899167
let them make what they want to make my dude
I've seen too many shows and media works in general go to shit when they start catering specifically to their audience's expectations instead of doing their own thing, I'm happy for them to call it "it's alive" without making fermented and cultured shit as long as they keep the spirit they've got now

>>10892867
Smiling while you make a joke is just a sign that you aren't deranged.

>>10891010
God I wish I could call Brad daddy.

>>10891184

>>10899361
Goddamn it I want to watch Brad make Indian oil pickles, or Peranakan achar, or crazy fermented food I've never even heard of. Maybe a take on funazushi, or gagging on surstromming.

>>10898762
I always thought ol Vinny looks like Frank Zappa.

>>10891184
Based Sad frog poster

>>10897030
Yeah people kept booing the idea of pairing this fat retard with Brad but he's a pretty cool fat retard.

I stopped following him. His sense of happiness is artificial and hes balls deep in alcoholism.

Babish is more genuine, I'm cool with babish.

>>10891313
YES

Did you guys see the Matty one is out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlEtLWtNzw
2 things. Matty is kinda annoying but not as bad as you guys made it seem, and Claire looks beautiful as she saunters by.

>>10891184

>>10891313
ofcourse

>>10900054
t.babs

>>10900772
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

>>10900758
I think I might actually be in love with both brad and claire

>>10900797
kill yourself

>>10900772

>>10902275
>>10900772
That is a frumpy ass. The fact that she’s wearing elastic-band pants should tip you off that there is quite a bit of cellulite under there.

>>10902382
claite embodies frump

when will he have Ian Mccollum's wife on?

>>10899610
He is obviously very into fermented foods in general, so they're probably still going to be a thing. There's lots to explore.

>>10902409
BRAPPPPP

>>10903022
Fuck off.

>>10891184
Dleet pls

>>10900741
Breh, Matty's visually disgusting and his voice is too high.

>>10891184
>doing one of chef john's recipes
>start talking to myself in his voice to help remember the steps and stuff
>family member walks in and ask who I'm talking to

haha I was just humming

>>10900741
Holy kek that Google search "who is brad leone"

>>10891313
Imagine her thick ass up in the air, pussy moist in anticipation, ass cheeks spread wide, her face sweaty and her hair messy, pressed against the floor of the walk-in as she prepares herself for somthing she has been dreaming of for years, brads thick 9 inch cock ramming all the way to her cervix and knocking her up with a gargantuan creamy load.

>>10902382
>frump
>rump
>cellulite
gonna have to walk this one off boys

>>10903178
Yeah, I'm sure you'd love to watch that, cuck.

>>10898762
I would have said 70s pornstar. Though those terms are pretty much interchangeable considering that decade's style overall.

>>10903178
>moist

>>10891010
>dabble do ya Vinchenzo

>>10903178
All this happens while Vinny is filming it and Brad acknowledges him.

>>10898225
It's actually "Vincenzo".

dude

>>10900772
What I really want to eat in the BA kitchen.

>starved virgins fawning over a 5/10
even with her cookery skills she ain’t nothing

>>10903857
I just have a thing for attainable women.

>>10891175
Beautiful color

>>10892370
This

Molly > Claire

>>10903991
She’s a Harvard alumni working at one the most circulated food magazines in the country. You’re not in her league.

>>10900741
Poast me them rare clairessss

>>10904052
>she's average, nothing special in any respect
>I like that
>she's a big deal you couldn't get her if you tried
Christ, make up your mind.

>>10900797
Based and underrated. Mods can suck my dick.

>>10897106
>New York accent

it's a New Jersey accent.

>>10904072
>everyone who posts here is the same person

this is the only Brad episode I can't watch
someone kill that fat faggot matty matheson if he doesn't die of heart disease in the next few months

>>10905578
You’re missing out, Matty is a faggot but they still have some good banter.

>>10905589
I made it like 7 minutes in before wondering if he was just gonna keep interrupting the whole time

>>10900772

Claire or Emily?

>>10905606
molly

>>10905606
Emily even though she’s a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

>>10905623
My man

>>10905606
She's a big girl!

>>10905606
Emily.

>>10905301
apparently everyone who posts here is equally retarded though so they may as well be

>>10891184
I know that feel

>>10891184

>>10898184
I want to see her lose it on camera, chop everyone but brad up with a chainsaw, then cook them in some shitty fake dinty moore stew recipe forceeding brad till he shits out mattys face who talks even more like a fat gay hipster porky pig saying THAAT'S ALL FOLKS!

>>10891313
yes, isn't that kinda obvious?

>>10905606
both at the same time.

>>10905657
dios mio!

>>10900772

this is NOT a claire thread

>>10906266
claire is a portly, hideous slag.
get out

>>10905606
Why even ask? Claire obviously.

>>10906512
I wouldn’t fuck her with my mom’s dick.

>>10891184
>tfw I've done the exact same thing

>>10906588
>fag wouldn't fuck a woman
shocker

>>10906893
what the fuck

>>10905606
>quarterback jewess
>graying fat jewess
Hmmm

>>10905711
how kafkaesque

I really like most of BA's content

>>10891184