/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10898677
>making a burger that fatty
Have fun with your grease fire.

>>10898677
>Fat%
A lot. Do want.

>>10898680
nonsense

>>10898677
60%.

>>10898677
56%

>>10898677
Did you grind that yourself? Looks like 35% maybe.

>>10898701
yes i did

>>10898677
I guess the fat is you

>>10898701

>>10898713

god damn that looks so damn SHIT

>>10898713
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

>>10898725
>god damn that looks so damn SHIT
i like crispy

>>10898713
wow, you managed to make a burger look like shit, congratulations

>>10898732
i try

>>10898713
>so much fat that it's literally deep frying your burger with all the excess fat

>>10898677
Looks good
>>10898686
Oh my this might be tast-
>>10898713
Good god what the fuck did you do to that thing?

>>10898740
its a beautiful thing

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>>10898735
Can I see a money shot?

>>10898742
its still juicy. Just a bit crispy

Embarrassing. I gave you the benefit of the doubt, OP, and you let me down. If not for the laws of this land, I'd give you the finger... the MIDDLE FINGER

>>10898768
idk what you mean by money shot. Thats what im eating rn

>>10898773
The inside. I want to see some pink. ;)

>>10898789
well that pic showed the inside....

>>10898713
Did you burn that yourself?

>>10898800
seared. Not burned

>>10898812
burnt to crisp
You should avoid trying to cook

>>10898812
>seared ground beef

>>10898837
How else do you lock in the moisture, friend?

Looks like a hockey puck. You somehow took a burger that should have been bursting with delicious juice and turned it into a piece of coal and not even needing an open flame on a grill to do it. Ive never seen that happen before.

>>10898789
dont we all?

>>10898863
im a trendsetter

Now that that's out of the way, what would be the correct method for cooking a 50% lean patty? Low and slow? High and gtfo?

>>10898872
Now these look a lot better.

>>10898922
i burned the pancake last night too :(

>>10898876
I would say low and slow. What OP demonstrated was most definitely high temp cooking and look how that turned out.

>>10898963
It looks like you live in a storage unit with a boy whose nails you've painted.

God you suck. Waste of perfectly good meat.

Sear beef is nummy. I poured the grease from the burger in the crock

>>10899044
You're giving kay a run for her money right now lad.

>>10898872
I read that as
>I'm a transgender
I was about to be really annoyed because you needlessly brought up being a tranny. Reread, carry on.

>>10899039
my wife thought that was funny

>>10899054
Poor little guy needs something to laugh at, what with being forcefully feminized and trapped in a storage unit with a monster who feeds him burnt food for sexual gratification.

>>10899068
nice b8 but im not posting a pic of my wife

>>10898867
MEOWED.com

>>10899103
Wow, he was right. It literally is a storage unit.

>>10899103
>does this guy actually have a kitchen setup in his garage
>wait
>wait this is his living room isn't it
what the fuck anon

>>10899141
>>10899131
we just have too much stuff

>>10899149
Do you see a psychiatrist?

>>10899149
This is way worse than my storage unit fantasy.

>>10899103
How do you continue living life when you know Skinny Puppy are a superior band to NIN?

OP is 100% fucking up badly just to shitpost and get (You)s while having a laugh.

I refuse to believe otherwise.

>>10898677
98%

>>10899103
I fucking hate this country. We need a culling.

>>10898677
2%lean

>>10899159
no. In fact ive never felt better after removing plants from my diet.
>>10899161
tysm
>>10899164
skinny puppy sucks
>>10899166
do you like my chef outfit?

>>10899103
Why does your Kitchenaid mixer have a nine inch nails decal on it?

>>10899182
Close your cabinet before your mans hits his head.

>>10899188
i like nin remixes

>>10899182
Good choice of shitpost content, red meat and burgers are the number one trigger point of /ck/

Now I'm just waiting for the vegan recipe and meal

>>10899182
>skinny puppy sucks
go fuck yourself

>>10899149
It's actually called hoarding. Or maybe you and your wife are just massive slobs.

>>10898677
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>>10898872
>>10898963
>>10899044
>>10899103
>>10899149
>>10899182
JFC OP get your life together

>>10899201
Meat Heals - Revitalizing health and performance through carnivory - http://meatheals.com/

nope. I've been on this diet the whole year and lost a ton of weight. Diseases went away

>>10899204
*male sex slave

>>10899166
this

you nigga's posting in a bait thread

>>10899204
follow me on ig too :D

>>10899207
whats not together about my life??

>>10899243
I think you're a lonely person. I drive by this place a lot and I see you here. I see a lot of people around you. And I see all these phones and all this stuff on your desk. It means nothing. Then when I came inside and I met you, I saw in your eyes and I saw the way you carried yourself that you're not a happy person. And I think you need something. And if you want to call it a friend, you can call it a friend.

>>10899202
This, I like NiN but Skinny Puppy is awesome too

>>10899199

>that comment

>>10898829
im gonna switch to eating raw beef. Much healthier

>>10899103
The Nine Inch Nails mixer guy strikes again.

Did.. did you burn that on purpose to get all these (You)s? Be honest

>>10898713

>>10899338
no. I like it crispy. Maybe not that crispy tho

>>10899328
my name is satan

We found the new jack (rip in piece). You have to start posting webms of your cooking regularly now OP, I hope you realize.

>>10899182
post tummy :3

>>10899356
ive never been able to figure out how to post a webm here desu

>>10899322
>genetically we aren't designed for cooked food
We've been cooking for hundreds of thousands of years, and probably scavenging after forest fires for cooked animals even longer than that.

>>10899357
:$

>>10899103
wow
not often do you get a glimpse inside a serial killer's actual kitchen

>>10899370
i feel way better eating raw beef
>>10899378
i havent killed anyone.


Yet.

>>10899103
I don't even know where to begin...

>>10899338
(Yes)

also sage

>>10899350
That kitchen looks like it could be comfy if you cleaned it up and got rid of half the shit.

>>10899388
>i feel way better eating raw beef
It probably gets you excited

>>10899428
no

chuck marinaded in red wine then seared then slow cooked. Black lava salt on poached egg

>>10899413
Please do

>>10899428
It is not possible to eat raw beef on the North American continent without getting tape worms. For that, you must move to Europe. Sorry to say. But it's true.

>>10898713
It's like a black hole. It's hypnotic. I can't look away.

>10899526
sage

>>10899149
you look like you're living on an abandoned movie set

>>10899544
id better tell the thousands of people that eat raw beef everyday that they have tapeworms now

>>10899537

>>10899798
maybe i am

>>10899376

>>10899526

>>10899376
Imagine eating coleslaw from that tum tum.

>>10899103
So you've got everything but a fucking stove? Do you do all your cooking on that little electric thing?

>>10898677
I'd guess about 60% fat, have fun with your shrinkage

This thread made me deeply sad, OP. I hope your brain gets better.

>>10900602
Yes. It's a question of portability. Goods are much more affordable than property, as you would know if you've ever had to manage a budget.

After reading this thread I feel a lot better about my life.

>>10899103
Jesus fucking christ. Get rid of that shit in your living room. You and your "wife" are in denial if you think you're fine living with all that crap that you probably don't use..

>>10899103
Why are Americans such subhumans

>>10898812
If you quickly sear it on high heat, sear it and then cook it on low heat instead of whatever u did your meat will not burn and it will be
1-seared
2-crispy

Though a bit dry, but i think you like t that way

30% . Legally speaking fat content to be considered ground beef can be no more than 30%

ex-butcher

>>10900602
yes i do. Its 1800 watts and heats up faster than the propane stove i had before. And i also have a countertop oven.

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>>10901713
So what he made is.. burnt lard?

>>10899103
Jesus christ you are a colossal fuck up

>>10898677
50/50 at most. Prolly closer to 40/60 Mirin.

>>10898677
Came into this thread curious about why all the replies.
I was not disappoint.
Now I suddenly don't feel so bad about my life.

>>10898677
God, looking at that patty legit makes me feel sick to my stomach
Please don't eat that OP

>>10899103
Where did your life go wrong?

>>10899149
It's not too much stuff. It's too little hygiene.

>>10899526
Looks like shit.

>>10899526
That's not a poached egg. Eggs that are poached aren't flat like they've been sitting in a frying pan. Protip: poach the egg in red wine next time

>>10898713
MOOOOOODS

>>10904404
100% wine or wine mixed with water?

>>10899526
If you said black diamond marinade, I would have believed you until I saw that you claimed the egg was poached

>>10898963
"fire guy"

>>10899149
Is this an old TV kitchen show set ?

>>10899376
This has a wife. She must be ugly have Aids or BLACKED

>>10899149
>we just have too much stuff

You mean hoarding shit right m8?

>>10899149
Son, you know Amazon will bring you more cardboard if you ask them, right?

>>10898963
How do 2 people cooking together manage to burn a pancake?

>>10898677
Post pics of your captives feets, pls

Time for raw beef and shrimp

>>10899526
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>>10898872
What is wrong with you?

>>10904597
how did you know?

Lemon juice. Salt. Raw beef and shrimp

>>10904730
Honestly anon, your cooking area is pristine and I have no complaints about it. But seriously, get rid of the cardboard. Do you have any idea how easy it is to get more cardboard?
I have a laser cutter in my apartment, and a stash of pallet-sized cardboard to do shit with it. My 48 square feet of cardboard takes up a tiny fraction of space compared to your heap, ditch it. You'll never use it, and once it's out you'll have so much space for literally anything else.

nice job OP i love you!!!!!

>>10899103
>having this much room
>completely trashed, looks like Pakistan.

I have 15m2 and a little brother living with me. Fuck you you piece of shit. Clean your fucking apt and do something with your life you fucking spoiled manchild

>>10904795
its a house. Not an apt

ah, satan, i forgot about you. thanks for reminding me to add you to the filter you sack of shit

>>10904743
>>10904805
I'm not kidding anon. You're capable of good things. Ditch the boxes. I literally maintain a stash of cardboard to make giant shit with, and it fits in less space than what's in your pics.
Those boxes aren't going to do you any favors, and really if you feel you need boxes I can tell you how to get some fantastic fucking boxes cheap for whatever purpose you need. Just get rid of the pile. Correct box choices will tessellate and fit into each other for storage, or fold flat.

>>10904678
>Smiths
>>10904730
Teva's

Do you live in Utah?

>>10899229
>96% carnivore

THIS GUY IS THE BIGGEST PUSSY

>>10899149
Impressive. You've hoarded so much shit it's got its own gravity well.

>>10899229
Get a fucking haircut and stop larping, you are super cringy.

>>10904805
Jesus christ cook your food dammit

A bigtime bump from this interested anon, for this interesting anon.

>Its the NIN mixer guy

>>10899103
What the fuck dude? Are you living in a basement?

That patty looks like fuckin dippin dots.

>>10898713
you should not be allowed to post here every again

>>10898723
This is some surreal fucking horror right here.

i swear i've seen that mixer with the NIN sticker before
i can't remember anything though

>>10899376
KingAssRipper? Had the king returned? DAYYYUM
Keep it high and tight king

>>10907468
Hi Hittler! Beat me, piss on me. Try it out.

>>10899199
gold xD

>crispy
ummm

>it has a wife
can you even imagine?

>>10904730
Is- is it people?

On the next episode of hoarders: how to make crispy 60% fat burgers

>>10907593
Even the poorest Indians get wives son

>>10907639
can you even imagine?

>>10907525
Sorry I’m too busy using this lung infection as an instrument nawmsawyin?

>>10904805
holy shit I can get behind raw meat/fish, but raw seafood? you sir are either seriously hardcore or seriously troubled. probably both. 100% awesome either way, keks like these are why I keep on coming to 4c

everytime i decide i browse ck i get a peek into the average ck poster and i peek a little longer at the noose

>>10898686
>all that fat
Anon you want a lean burger

>>10898713
LMFAO i seen this coming a mile away op

>>10907826
This thread makes you want to kill yourself? I've found this thread to be really life-affirming.

>>10899149
fucking hoarders

>>10898723
Is this even beef? Is it even from a cow?

>OP is Masaokis back from the grave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>>10898735
Nice job op! Looks great and really crispy

>>10898677
You are what you eat.

>>10899103
how do you live like this?

>>10898677
80%

>>10908387
The real question is how and why the fuck does his wife/slave like that.

>>10904404
you never poached an egg in the microwave?

>>10899103
>>10899149
I guess since he is a hoarder, his standards for anything are incredibly low. Hygiene, taste, health, women, etc.

I recall listening to a podcast about people from the government who had to clean up houses from old hoarders who died in their houses and after sometime someone noticed and notified the police. Nightmare job.

I keep getting baned. I guess i wont post here anymore

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>>10908482

Fucking retards, it's called Kteo!!

>>10909752
/ck/ mods hate good content. They banned dinotendies too.

>>10909752
nooooo please don't leave us! :< normal people are so boring

>>10899149
Diogene

>>10909983
Newfag mods are killing this board, there should be a rule that you have to lurk for at least 2 years before becoming a janny

>>10899103
Im going to see you on hoarders eventually arent I?

>>10908434
she must be coo-coo too

>>10908057
No. It's people, of course

>>10908314
You mean REALLY crispy. Too crispy for human consumption

Epin thread

>>10911285
Thanks

>>10911389
this actually looks kind of good

>>10899050
so did i.

>>10904926
> You've hoarded so much shit it's got its own gravity well.

If they deleted that post because it hurts their ego they shouldn't be janitors in the first place.

Are deli "pub burger" patties any good?

2001 a pancake oddity

Oops.

>>10908094
Masao's a better cook than whatever the fuck OP is.

>>10914771
im the best cook here by far

>>10914838
Prove that's not your wife in the pan

>>10914846
shes not that fat you wanker

Do you just burn shit on purpose?

>>10914862
Me like crispy

>>10914865
I don't understand. Enjoy your cancer. Literally

>>10914868
zero science behind that

>>10914859
My experience with her begs to differ

>>10914859
Wife in pan confirmed. Serial killers often brag about their crimes. It's how a lot of them get caught.

>>10914899
i burned my pancake. Im high.
Im not quite crazy enough to kill someone for fun

>>10898713
JESUS FUCK IN HEAVEN, JUST STOP, FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY.

>>10914913
im satan, not jesus

>>10907432
Stop smokin' and boozin'. I'll start right after you. Scouts honor.

>>10914911
No one said anything about fun. For most serial killers,the killing is an extreme compulsion and a terrible, guilty burden which quickly eats away at whatever fragile ego they have until they're husks of people driven by desire and fear. There is no "fun".

>>10914924
i guess id be a bad serial killer

>>10914735
>>10914740
classic

Making a sort of meatloaf now

>>10915009
Proof of life NOW

>>10915023
wife loaf

>>10914924
the ones having fun are the ones you dont catch :D

What's even this thread.

>>10904805
the intellectual's ceviche

>>10915075
lol'd

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>>10915251
is that my bro, Hitler?

>>10915309
Soviet officers looking at a corpse of a fried up cosmonaut, presumably cooked by op

>>10915309
Its the corpse of Vladimir Komarov, who died in the crash of Soyuz 1

>>10915309
>>10915345
IIRC it is the burned up corpse of a Soviet Astronaut who was sent into space in a non-functiining capsule. Apparently he knew that he would probably not survive re-entry in his POS capsule but his superiors made him go anyway. So he insisted on an open casket ceremony with all his superiors attending in his will.

As an American this hurts my soul.

>>10915251
Komarov's story is pretty tragic, and he seemed like a good fellow.

>>10899103
Are you that fucking ogre from that one /tv/ thread?

>>10915462
according to wikipedia he even navigated the aircraft with malfunctioning equipment, but the parachute did not deploy.

>>10904678
Where in Utah?

>>10915464
i never post on /tv

>>10915508
you will never know

>>10915508
>Utah
it all makes sense now.

>>10898735
Try harder.

>>10903186
yikes

>>10915464
link pls?

BABBISH???

>>10915464
What loser browses tv

>>10915427
he went so his friend wouldn't have to

For me,